Aang: Hey, Zuko… Hey Zuko wake up

Sokka: Yeah Zuko, You silly sleepy head wake up!

Zuko: Oh god you guys.This better be pretty freakin' important. Did Kataang happen?

Aang: No Zuko, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Zuko!

Sokka: Yeah Zuko! It will be an adventure! We're going on an adventure Zuko.

Zuko: Yeah.... Candy Mountain right…I'm just gunna you know… Go back to sleep now.

Aang: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Zuko!!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain!!!! *is now jumping on Zuko*

Sokka: Yeah Zuko, Candy Mountain… It's a land of sweets and joy! Come join us!

Zuko: Please stop bouncing on me!

Aang: Candy Mountain Zuko!!

Sokka: Yeah Candy Mountain!!!

Zuko: Alright Fine!! I'l go with you to Candy Mountain!

Aang and Sokka: Yay!!!

*They are now in a forest*

Aang and Sokka: LA LA LAAAA LAAA LAAAL LA ALAAA!!!!!!!!!

Zuko: Enough with the singing already.

Aang: Our first stop is over there Zuko!

Zuko: Oh god what is that!?!

Aang: It's a leoplurodon Charlie!!!

Sokka: A magical Leoplurodon!!!

Aang: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!

Zuko: Alright Guys you do know that there isn't an actual Candy Mountain right?

Aang: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!

Sokka: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!

Aang: SSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!

Charlie: Yeah.......

Leoplurodon: (makes monster noises)

Aang: It has spoken!!

Sokka: It has told us the way!!!!

Zuko: It didn't say anything!

*they are now at a bridge*

Aang: It's just over this bridge Charlie

Sokka: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!

Zuko: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing

Aang: ZUKOOOOOOO, ZUUUKKKKOOOOOOOOOO, ZUKKKOOOOOOOOOOOO, ZUUKKKOOO-

Zuko: I'm right here what do u want!?!?

Aang: We're on a bridge Zuko!

Oh great............Zuko is stuck with those two!!!!!!! Part two coming up soon!!!!!

Sokka: We're Here!!!

Zuko: Well what do ya know? There's actually a Candy Mountain!

Aang: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain… You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!!!!!!

Zuko: Um.........did Sokka give you any cactus juice?

Sokka: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Zuko!!!!

Aang: Yeah Zuko! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter

Zuko: Yeah Umm.… Thanks but no thanks i'm gunna just stay out here.

Sokka: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie!

Candy Mountain Song *Momo sings this* *he appears out of nowhere*

Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up

Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave

When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land

Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land

They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things

Oh so many things that will brighten up your day

It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town

It's the neck of lovely candy cave

They've got jellybeans and coconut with little hats

Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets

Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band

Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land

Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground

Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy treat

In the candy cave imagination runs so free

[EDIT:]So now Zuko why don't you go into the cave?!

*Momo blows up*

Zuko: Alright fine!! I'l go into the freakin' Candy Cave! This better be good!

Aang: Goodbye Zuko!

Sokka: Yeah, Goodbye Zuko!

Zuko: Goodbye… What?!?!?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!?!? hello? Who is that? Ow! oh god!??

*back where he started*

Zuko: What Happened? argh! They took my freakin' kidney!

CTU2 coming soon!!!!!!!!!! lolz poor Zuko!!!!!! I guess Aang and Sokka were on cactus juice again!!!!!!!

The Gaang are grown adults.Aang and Katara are married. Aang and Sokka and doing a little hunting in the woods by Aang and Katara's house, when Sokka notices something.

Aang: Well, that's the fifth Shirishu today.

Sokka: Don't you think it's wrong to shoot animals who are on the brink of extinction.

Aang: Don't you think it's wrong to yap like you do.

Sokka: *sigh* Alright, let me get out my Super Scope Rifle...Hey cool, I can see your house from here.

Aang: Really, what can you see?

Sokka: Well, I see your wife in the window...Wait, there's someone with her..*gasp* IT's ZUKO! YOUR WIFE'S IN YOUR HOUSE, CHEATING ON YOU!

Aang: What, really?!?!?

Sokka: Yep, and...ugh...yikes.

Aang: That's it, I've had it with her. Listen, I want you to shoot her in the head, and Zuko in his private area!

Sokka: I can get that in one shot...

Aang: Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub Glub

Sokka: Glub Glub

Aang: Look over there it's a coral reef

Zuko: Oh look it's you guys, and you're floating.

Aang: Zuko, we're scuba diving Zuko.

Sokka: We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue.

(Toph and Katara are coming towards them)

Aang: Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous foogu fish.

Sokka: Nooooo Foogu!! *Toph earthbends rocks at them and Katara does the same with water bending*

Zuko: Ah you gotta watch out for those.....

Katara: Watch out for what?

Zuko: Girls....S***!!!!!!!

Toph and Katara: WHAT?!?!?! *Yell at Zuko* *Aang and Sokka are yelling "FOOGU!!!!!!"*

Zuko: ALL OF YOU GO AWAY!!!!! I'M WATCHING TV!!!!!!!

(Toph and Katara leave)

Zuko: (to Aang and Sokka) I thought I told you guys to go away becasue I'm watching TV!!!!

Aang: The vortex is open!

Zuko: Uh ok, what is this?

Aang: Zuko, we're being pulled into the vortex.

Sokka: Swim away foogu fish, swim away!!!!

Zuko: Come on now you guys are freaking me out, turn this thing off

Aang: There's no stopping the vortex Zuko..

Sokka: Fooguuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!

*Aang and Sokka get sucked into vortex*

Zuko: Guys? Guys? Or freaks...I'm really not sure what you two are....

Aang: Zuko, Zuko I have the amulet.

Zuko: What amulet? What's going on?

Aang: The amulet Zuko, the magical amulet. Sparkles sparkles.

Sokka: Sparkle!!

Zuko: I don't understand what you're talking about.

Aang: The amuletttttt.

*pop out of vortex*

Aang: We did it.

Sokka: We got the amulet!

Zuko: Great, now go away, Im tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around.

Aang: No Zuko.

Sokka: No!

*They both blow up and then go back to original size*

Aang: We have to take the amulet to the banana king.

Zuko: Oh yes, the banana king, of course. Absolutely not.

Sokka: He's counting on us, ZUUKKKOOOOOO!!!! *He begins floating*

Aang: If we don't get the amulet to the banana king the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.

Sokka: Nooooo Darknessss.

*Creepy octopus begins to come out of vortex*

Zuko: Alright fine I'll go, I'll go.

Aang and Sokka: yayyy!!!

Sokka: Darkness

*Aang and Sokka make weird noises.* (5 times)

Zuko: What are you two doing?

*continue making weird noises* (2 times)

Zuko: Stop that.

*short pause*

*Blue makes noise one more time*

Zuko: Oh look at that.

Boiling Rock Spoiler (HIGHLIGHT)

*The Guards surround Mai and Ty Lee and pick up Azula*

Ty Lee: *deep voice* Hey! Let's throw her in the lake!

Guards: YAY!!!!! *toss Azula in the lake*

Aang and Sokka: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

Aang: El hombre con el sombrero nos envoi (The man with the hat sent us!)

Sokka: El nos dijo muchas historias asombrosas (He told us many amazing stories!)

*weird music* *creepy laughing*

Zuko: What?

Sokka: Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas (Tonight we dine on turtles!)

Aang: As?? que bueno, ellos ser??n (So good, they will be!)

*Z almost zaps Zuko*

Zuko: Ah, what did you two do?

Aang and Sokka: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Aang: Soy Feliz.

*creepy music, creepy laughing*

Zuko: Just keep walking Zuko, just keep walking.

*they are now at a sneaker*

Aang: Hop on board the train Zuko.

Aang: It's gonna take us to the banana king.

Zuko: I don't see any train, all I see is a giant sneaker.

Aang: It's the choo choo shoe, Zuko.

Sokka: Choo Choo shoe.

Aang: Hurry Zuko, it's about to leave.

Aang and Sokka: Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Choo shoe

Zuko:??I forgot my boarding pass, I'll just walk.

*they are now at a temple*

Sokka: We're here, Zuko.

Aang: The temple of the banana king.

Zuko: Great, let's leave the amulet and go home.

*The "man" with the hat appears*

Zuko: Who is that? No, no really. You guys see it, right? I gotta be honest I'm getting really creeped out here. Somebody say something.

*music starts*

T"M"WTH: (song)

Zuko??you look quite down,

With your big fat eyes,

And your big fat frown.

The world doesn't have to be so grey.

Zuko??when your life's a mess,

When you're feeling blue,

Always in distress,

I know what can wash that sad away.

All you have to do is,

Put a banana in your ear.

Zuko: A Banana in my ear?

T"M"WTH: Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear.

It's true

Zuko: Says who?

T"M"WTH: So true,

Once it's in your blues will disappear.

The bad in the world is hard to hear,

When in your ear a banana cheers.

So go and put a banana in your ear.

Put a banana in your ear.

Zuko: I'd rather keep my ear clear.

T"M"WTH:You will never be happy if you live your life in fear.

It's true.

Zuko: Says you.

T"M"WTH: So true

When it's in the skies are bright and clear.

Of every day of every year.

The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere.

So go and put a banana in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

*T"M"WTH blows up*

Zuko: Of course, it burst into flames.

part 3 coming up!!!!

Aang: Go forth magical amulet, return to the Banana King.

*light shines onto Zuko*

Aang: Zuko, you're the bonana king.

*Zuko starts floating*

Zuko: What? Hey hey, hold on a minute.

Bananas: You're the bonana king, Zuko.

Zuko: No, no I'm not, that doesn't even make sense.

Aang: All hail the banana king.

Zuko: I'm not the banana king.

Sokka: You are the banana king.

Zuko: No, no I'm I'm…

Bananas: banana banana banana banana banana

Zuko: I, I am the banana king.

Aang and Sokka: yayyy!!!!!!

Bananas: You are the bonana king.

Zuko: I'm the banana king, yeah. Hey, hey. Where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here. *falls* gah, Ok that's a sprain.??

*back at the place we started at*

Zuko: Hello? Hello? Guys? Where are you? Ah you gotta be- great, they robbed me.

*Aang pops out of vortex*

Aang: Zuko!!

Zuko: What, what do you want?

Aang: *makes weird noise*

*toph & katara r driving sumwhere*

Katara: toph, r u ok?

toph: ya, it's just that there's this guy that I like. oh, katara, u'd love him!

katara: I might've already. what's his name?

toph: rom tyan.

Katara: yep, did him big, fat chinese dude?

toph: no...

katara: oh, then never mind.

toph:...

thank gawd 4 scary movie 4