Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| Falcondude123 wrote: |
| Zuko: What are you doing on my computer? Aang: Checking out this new character ranking system. I GOT AN EIGHT!! YA, BABY!! WOOO-HOOO!! Zuko: Wait a second, what's so great about an eight? Aang: It's on a scale from one to ten, and it's based on a combination of fighting skills, humor, good looks, shipping-power, and overall coolness. It's REALLY hard to get above a six or a seven, and I GOT AN EIGHT!! SWEEEETNESS!! Zuko: Move over! What score did I get? Let me see! Aang: Okay, let's search for "Z-U-K-O"... and, hey, don't feel bad if it's low- most people are lucky to get a five... WHAT?! YOU GOT A NINE?!? Zuko: Ha! I got a nine! In yo face, fool! Oh, yeah! A nine! Awesome! Aang: This has to be a mistake... I'm the AVATAR, for crying out loud! NO ONE is supposed to beat me!... See? I got a full ten on fighting skills, and you only got a seven! Zuko: Yeah, but I killed you in shipping-power, good looks and overall coolness! Eight, Nine, and Ten, respectively! You just got a six, four and seven. Hey, look! I even beat you in humor by a point, and I'm supposed to be the stiffest guy on the show! Aang: Like I said, it has to be a mistake. Nightmares and Daydreams was THE FUNNIEST thing ever! Zuko: True, but you weren't really the funny one- your dreams were. Aang: Eeeer... Zuko: Hey, calm down, little buddy! It's just a fan-made ranking system. Hey, did Sokka win in shipping-power? Aang: Nope. Zuko: What? Who could possibly get more chicks than Sokka? *Iroh walks by with his arms around five young chicks at once* Zuko/Aang: 0_0... oh yeah. |
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!
(dramatic music)
Sokka: Aang you should play this video game Dead Space.
Aang: Ok, How bad can it be. (plays it)
(2 days later)
Katara: Has anyone seen aang, we were suppoed to go on a date later.
Sokka: Uhhhhhh, No I have not seen him. (goes into his room and calls the di lee) Hey, how is aang doing di lee, is his memory wiped.
Di lee: No, uh we will need more time.
Sokka: Well what is the hold up.
Di lee: Listen
Aang: DON'T LET THEM KILL ME. I DON'T WANT TO DIE, HELP ME.
Sokka: Well I F**ked up there. Note to self don't let aang play Dead space anymore
| edmasterchaos wrote: |
| Aang: You're right LionTurtle, i must win with my own ideals and purity, not by obeying others. LT: That's not what i said Aang: Thank you, your words about bending energy will be useful. LT: don't you understand a word i say? KILL HIM, KILL OZAY AND BRING ME THE BODY, I WILL GRANT YOU REWARDS BEYOND THIS WORLD! Aang: hahah, your ancient jokes are funny even today, i will tell everyone that in your times people bent energy itself. LT: I'm not saying anything like that!! |
Ok...I'm sorry if anyone else has dfone it, but I couldn't resist another South Park parody! XD
This is a parody of the Kyle's Mom song from Bigger, Longer, Uncut.
The Gaang just talked about the comet and Ozai's plan. Sokka is pissed.
Sokka: This is all Zuko's dad's fault!
Zuk,ko: (Pissed) Shut up, Sokka!
Sokka: He's the one who started this damn war, and all because he's a big, fat, stupid di-
Zuko: Don't say it, Sokka!
Sokka: (Starts to sing) Weeeeeeeeelll...
Zuko: Don't do it, Sokka!
Sokka: ...WEEEEEEEELL...
Zuko: I'M WARNING YOU!
Sokka: (Starts walking off) Ok, ok.
Zuko: I'm getting sick of him calling my dad a-
Sokka: (Slides in front of his friends and braeaks into full song)
'Weeeeeellllllll!
Zuko's dad's a dick
He's a big, fat dick
He's the biggest dick in the whole wide world
He's a stupid dick, if there ever was a dick
He's a dick to all the boys and girls!
Zuko: Shut your f***ing mouth, Sokka!
Sopkka: (continues singing)'On Monday, he's a dick
On Tuesday, he's a dick
Wednsday through Saturday, he's a dick
On Sunday, just to be different
He's a super king Kamahemea dickhead
The Gaang exceort Zuko: (Clap and start singing along)
Sokka: Come on! You know all the words!
Have ever you met my friend Zuko's dad
He's the biggest dick in the whole wide world
Zuko: (Glares at Sokka)
Sokka: (Lalalalalalalalla)
He's a mean old dick
(Lalalalalalalala)
And he has stupid hair
He's a dick, dick, dick,
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
He's a stupid dick!
(Whoa!)
Zuko's dad's a dick
And he's such a dirty dick
(Hey!)
Talk to kids around the world
It might go a little something like this:
Nakarating na ba kayo nakilala ang aking mga kaibigan Zuko's ama niya ang pinakamalaking titi sa buong malawak na mundo
Avez-vous d??j?? rencontr?? p??re de mon ami Zuko's, il est le plus grand bite dans le vaste monde
Heb je ooit mijn vriend Zuko's vader is hij de grootste lul in de hele wereld
Je, umewahi kukutana baba Zuko's ya rafiki yangu yeye na Dick kubwa duniani kote kote
Have you met my friend Zuko's dad
He's the biggest dick in the whole wide world
(Lalalalalalalala)
He's a mean old dick
And he has stupid hair
Ozai: (Walks up behind Sokka, looking pissed)
Gaang (Except Sokka): (Gasp in horror)
Sokka: (continues singing obliviously) He's a dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
He's a stupid dick!
Aang: Uhhh, Sokka?
Sokka: Zuko's dad's a dick
And he's just a dirty dick!
I really mean it:
Zuko's dad is a big, fat, f***ing diiiick
Big old, fat, f***ing dick
Zuko's daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd
YEEEEAAAAHHH...CHAAA!
Sokka: (Lands on one knee, closes his eyes, and does jazz hands. He opened his eyes to see his friends staring at him in horror) What? (Stands up and turnns around) Oh...f***!
Ozai: (incinerates Sokka)
KATARA: The stars sure are bright tonight. Too bad you can't SEE them TOPH!!
-Toph earthbends Katara and she lands on Sokka-
KATARA: OW! TOPH, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO IT THAT HARD!
SOKKA: Aghhh DAMNIT!!! TOPH! KATARA! STFU!
DIRECTOR: Cutt!!! Sokka, it's part of the script remember??
SOKKA: I don't care! My ribs hurt!
AANG: When do I get any lines...?
DIRECTOR: Aang, shhh. You're the AVATAR for freaking sake. Now, Katara, no matter how much it hurts, remember to stay in character and--
KATARA: Idgaf about CHARACTER; she HURT me for real! You idiots were supposed to put a cushion under my clothes!
TOPH: Yeah, well that blind crack wasn't so peachy either, sugarqueen.
KATARA: Sugarqueen?!
DIRECTOR: Toph! It's part of the script! Go with the flow, or your fired. Katara, Sokka, same for you.
KATARA: Put the cushion under my clothes or I WALK!!
DIRECTOR: Sorry, Katara, we didn't have enough for all of the benders. But it's cool because you have healing ablilites--
-Katara uses the Water Whip and the director goes flying-
AANG: Okay, so I guess I just won't have ANY lines, then. Whatever, it's cool. I'm going on my lunch break. -shoots into the air using airbending-
SOKKA: Ugghhh, Toph you're gonna pay for that earth bending move! My ribs are KILLING ME!
TOPH: Hey, don't blame me, it's Katara's weight.
KATARA: WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT OF THAT FREAKING ROCK-TENT SO I CAN CHOP YOUR FEET OFF??
TOPH: Oohh...with water. How scary.
DIRECTOR: -limping- This...is why...we give them...extended vacations.
