IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WITH THE SAME CHARACTERS....

*At a rave party...*

Katara: Wow, Toph! This is an awesome party! I love this music!

Toph: Yep, it's pretty tight! Hey have you heard of that new rapper, McSparkySparkyBooman??

Katara: Oh yeah! I heard his new rap on iTunes!

Toph: Well there he is! Up on da stage, yo!

Katara: *gasp*! NO WAY!!!

McSparkySparkyBooman: Da,da,dadadada- dum- shiddy-dum! Da,da,dadadada- dum- shiddy-dum! All da ladies in da house say "Shwoop-De-Woop!"

AllGirls: SHwooop-De-Whooop!

McSparkySparkyBooman: All da bruthas in da house say "I'm Firin My Lasuh!"

AllBoys: I'ma Firin My Lasuh!

*at the other side of the club*

Aang: Bartender!... bring me another....

CabbageMan(Bartender): I think you've had enough.

Aang: *in drunken rage* I'll TELL you when I've had enough!!

Zuko(in a trenchcoat): Well, well, well. What have we here? It's a strange coincidence finding YOU here, Aangie ol boy. It's been a long time since El Paso, Aangie. Let's get you down to the station and have a little chat, shall we?

Aang: H- help! Yes, HELP! Somebody! He's trying to kill me!

CabbageMan: What's going on here?

Zuko: *flashes a badge* Agent Zuko, FBI. Are you aware that you have a convicted felon drinking your boos?

CabbageMan: Oh, uh, well, I wasn't aware that-

Zuko: No trouble, I'll just get this piece of scum out of your facility for you...*moves to grab Aang*

Aang: I'm not going ANYWHERE!! *pulls out a glock*

PartyGuest: Look out! He's got a gun! *jumps between the two, disarms Aang, pins him to the ground*

Zuko: Wow, thanks! You just saved me!...uh, alot of paperwork! Ya! What's your name, bystander?

PartyGuest: Name's Sokka. I just got out of jail last april, and I've been trying to clean up, ya know?

Zuko: Really? In a place like this?

Sokka: I know, I know. This is just a place I go on the weekends. Anyways, I got some good experience in fighting in prison. Ya know, just do some chin-touches and what-not.

Zuko: Hmmm... you know what? I could use a man like you on a job I have coming up. I can't explain it, but I like your style... I feel like I know you from someplace...*shruggs*... so what do you say? Want a job taking down more like these? *gestures to a handcuffed Aang*

Sokka: Oh, uh, gee, thanks for the offer, but I got a good job over at the blubber plant downtown. I'd like to leave well enough alone, you know?

Zuko: I understand. Enjoy your evening, Mr. Sokka. *takes a blabbering, drunk Aang away*

*back at the other end of the club*

McSparkySparkyBooman: Dadadum, dadadum! Yo, peeps, yall say hello to my brothuh from anothuh mothuh, Longshot!

Longshot: ...Yo! Gonna hit the flo! Gotta big dojo where you gotsta go! Have you ever seen a white boy get DOWN!? Sing it now, to the bow-string's sound!!...

Katara: Wow! this guy can rap!

Toph: Katara! I think we need to go...

Katara: What? Why?

Toph: That jerk, Haru is over there! I can't let him see me! I have a restraining order on that guy! He'll never leave me alone again if he sees me now!

Katara: Oh, uh, okay... let's just go out that door over there...

*back at Sokka's table*

Sokka: *sigh* Well, I think I just blew it back there, TyLee...*he's talking to the picture in his wallet*... I had a big chance to make a big change, and I let it slip thru my fingers... *sigh*... I could have been a big shot! A hero! A cop!.... *sigh*.... oh, honey, why did you have to get that cancer? Why did you leave me soo soon?... what's that? You think I should do what?.... Go after my chance? You think so?... ya, it's what you would have wanted... *gets up, runs toward's door*

*at door*

Sokka: *collides with Toph and Katara* .... huh? Oh, sorry about th- *sees the two of them, something clicks inside* Uhh, do I know...

Toph: ...know you? ...Uhm, listen... uh...

Katara: *stares at Sokka like he is familiar*

Sokka: ...um, ya, so, uh, sorry, I got to go...

Toph: Us too!! Let's get out of here!

Sokka: Yeah!!

*they all burst out the doors into the alleyway, just in time to see Aang wrestle the gun from Zuko and shoot him twice in the abdomen, then Aang drops the gun and runs*

Sokka: Oh my-

Toph/Katara: Holy!

Katara: *runs to Zuko, feels pulse* He's alive!

Toph: Call the police!

Sokka: *stares after Aang angrily, tightens his belt, cracks his knuckles, and says-* I AM THE POLICE NOW! *runs after the criminal*

TO BE CONTINUED...

Hey! I' haven't been around here since like July/August. Anyway, I thought of some good bloopers.

*BLOOPER SCENES FROM SOZINS COMET PART 4*
BLOOPER SCENE 1:
Aang: *Is in Avatar State and has all four elements ready to use against Ozai*
Ozai: NOOOO!!!!
Aang: YES! YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH THE AVATAR! MUWHAHAHAHA!
Ozai: AH!!!!
Aang: *Kills Ozai*
Director: I told you this was too obscene! They won't accept it! Aang, did you read your script?
Aang: Uh well I read up to the four elements part but the Katara came to my house and...
Director: NEVER MIND! And Ozai. Ozai?
Ozai: *Walks into door* Hey, why was I dragged here?
Director: WHY DID THE POLICE DRIVE YOU HERE? AND WHY DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE-ARE YOU DRUNK? AND WHO IS REALLY OZAI?
Meng: *Crawls out of Ozai costume* Ozai said he was just running a little late.
Director: Meng, get out! And Ozai! Your in big trouble!
Ozai: Troub-trobl-*passes out*
Director: *slaps forehead*
Aang: I'm still getting paid right?
BLOOPER SCENE 2:
Zuko: Where is my mother?
Ozai: YOU SHALL NEVER FIND OUT! *Shoot Lightening at Zuko*
Zuko: OUCH! *Dies*
Ozai: OH NO! I'M SORRY I-
Director: CUT! Ozai! You got your firbending removed remember?
Ozai: Sorry, I'm used to killing people on the show!
Director: WELL IF YOU GOT TO KNOW YOUR LINES BETTER YOU'D KNOW WHAT TO DO! NOW WE HAVE NO ZUKO! THE FANS ARE GOING TO BE MAD!
"Zuko": Actually...*Meng comes out of costume*
Director: WHAT?
Meng: Hey I only do what I'm told.
Zuko: *walks in drunk* Whaz goin on heer-*passes out*
Director: *Punches head over and over*
BLOOPER SCENE 3:
Sokka: I'm trying to catch the moment for good times! And thats hard with you moving Azula! Wait? AZULA?
Azula: *In sweet voice* Hi!
Director: CUT! A-azula!?
Azula: How may I help you?
Director: Why are you here?
Azula: I changed my ways! And because of this I decided my ending in the show was unfair. So I decided to make my kindness public! Isn't that beautiful?
Director: WELL STOP! YOUR GOING TO SCARE THE AUDIENCE!
Azula: Scare fans? *lip quivers*
Director: Yes! They don't want you to be nice?
Azula: So what? I have to have a bad ending? *sniffling* All I wanted was a happy ending like everyone else! Daddy doesn't count because he's the antagonist! I have to have my last appearence in the show as a phsyco! It's not fair! I have to be the hated one! I have to be crazy! *Starts crying*
Zuko: *whispering to Iroh* I actually liked her better as a phsyco.
Iroh: *nods* We all do.
DELETED SCENE 4:
Mai: *complaining about Sokka's drawing* I look like a man! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRAW ME THIS WAY? *Firebends at Sokka*
Sokka: AH! *Ducks in time*
Director: CUT! MAI YOU KNOW YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO FIREBEND AT SOKKA!
Mai: Hey I didn't memorize all my parts!
Director: WHY IS THAT?
Mai: *sighs and takes off costume, revealing to be Meng*
Director: NOT AGAIN!
Meng: *nods*
Zuko: WHERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND?
Mai: *Walks in dressed in a short dress and holding another mans hand*
Director: MAI?
Mai: AH!!
Guy with her: So sorry! My house is-
Director: MAI!!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
Zuko: YOUR CHEATING ON ME!
Mai: Zuko it's not what you-
Zuko: DON'T EVEN TRY IT! IT'S OVER, MAI! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HAVING MAIKO HAPPEN BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE PAIRED WITH THIS CHEATER! *stomp away*
Mai: NOOOOO!!!!!*cries*
BLOOPER SCENE 5:
*Katara and Aang kiss*
Borat: *pops out of no where and Katara and Aang stop the kiss in shock* You give series happy ending!
*Pirates of the Carribean Ship comes out of no where, killing Aang and Katara by running them over*
Borat: NOT! *slaps his own butt*
Director: CUT! Borat, what are you doing here?
Borat: I don't know! Girl told me to come here.
Suki: Don't look at me!
Ty Lee: I don't even know who Borat is!
Mai: Me either.
Azula: I may have a bad ending, but I wouldn't end the series like this!
Toph: ALRIGHT! But I thought the kissing ending was too mushy. And so I decide to end this series like Epic Movie as a twist.
Director: TOPH YOU RUINED IT!
Toph: Eh whatever.
Director: WE HAVE NO KATARA AND AANG NOW!
Katara and Aang: Actually...*Meng comes out of Katara costume and Cabbage Man comes out of Aang costume*
Director: WHAT IS GOING ON?
Meng: Remember when Aang said Katara came over to his house?
Cabbage Man: Well um...Katara went to the hospital yesterday and apparently she's expecting and Aang's the-
Director: UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS STUPID JOB! *Walks away
Toph: The camera is stil on huh?
Meng: Yep.
Borat: HEY I KNOW WHAT WE DO!
Toph: What?
Borat: Give series new ending! *slaps butt again*
Toph: K *slaps her own butt*
*Everyone repeats over and over*

EDIT: Added more cuz I got more ideas. And I didn't want to double-post.

FROM: Southern Island Raiders.
Sokka: Suki, are you there?
Zuko: *looks back*
Sokka: *whistles*
*much later...*
Zuko: HEY SOKKA I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING! *opens tent* WHA-OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Sokka: Oh Suki...I love the way you do-ZUKO??????
Suki: What I'm not doing Zu-*turns around* OMGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sokka: Hey Zuko! *Pulls blaanket over him and Suki's body*
Suki: You saw what we were doing, didn't you?
Zuko: I'm...going to pretend nothing happened. *crawls away*

FROM: Ember Island Players
Blue Spirit: *Saves Aang from Zuko*
Aang in play: *in romantic -toned voice* My hero! *Jumps on Blue Spirits back as it carries "him" away*
Aang: WAIT A MINUTE!
*Whole play stops and everyone stares*
Aang: HOW COULD YOU PEOPLE DO THIS?
Aang in play: Do what?
Aang: EVERYONE KNOWS ZUKO IS THE BLUE SPIRIT! Well except you people. BUT ANYWAY, NOW THE WHOLE PLAY KNOWS HOW I FEEL ABOUT ZUKO!
Everyone: WHAT????????
Zuko: Aang, what are you...?
Aang: I'M SAYING I DON'T REALLY LOVE KATARA, I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I CAN HIDE MY ORIENTATION. I LOVE YOU ZUKO! YOU ARE MY HERO! *kisses Zuko*
Zuko: *Pulls away* NO!
Aang: Yes! *Pulls Zuko to a another kiss again*
Audience and everyone on stage: AWWWWWW!!!
Katara, Sokka and Suki: OMGNESS!!!!
Toph: I am so glad I can't see.
Zukaanger: *pops out of nowhere* AHA! AND YOU PEOPLE SAY GAY PAIRINGS CAN'T HAPPEN IN CARTOONS! WELL ZUKAANG JUST HAPPENED! HAHA! TAKE THAT KATAANG, ZUTARA, MAIKO AND TAANG! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: *Stares at Zukaanger*
Director: ...I think I'll just cut this scene off. Let's just have a Kataang kiss instead
Zukaanger and Aang: Awww!

Yeah these bloopers were stupid but I'm bored XD

Bloopers in Book One: Chapter 5.

Aang: Sorry about the cabbages!

Cabbage Merchant: Why you! *Throws a barrage of cabbages everywhere.*

Fire Nation Soldier; Hey that's against the law! Come with me!

Director: CUT! DOn't you guys know not to use that kind of violence? Cabbage man what is wrong with you?

Director #2: Well obviously this is an anime show so I don't really care.

Camera Man: But ITS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!!!!

Mae Whitman: I'm sorry, what were my lines again?

Nick Producer: Um, never mind.

Cabbage Man: Hey Nick producer why does this keep happening to me? And most importantly, how come our show isn't on Nick anymore?

All the Avatar characters: Yeah... *Looks at the Nick Producer with angry stares.* *Then they all walk towards him with weapons ready.*

You don't want to know what happens next.

Director #3: Okay that's it! Everyone please clear the building! And TV news media, go show a nice long commercial break!

This takes place in Sokka's tent in Southern Island Raiders when Suki is in there:

Toph: Hey Sokka! I have something to tell you! Sokka? *Feels vibrations coming from his tent* What the...? *Listens to what's going on*
Sokka: Ah, this feels so good!
Suki: Don't stop, Sokka, don't stop.
Toph: OH H*** NO! *Goes into tent* SOKKA!
Sokka: TOPH! *Pulls blanket over him and Suki.
Suki: Uh, she's blind so she can't see our bodies.
Sokka: Oh. *takes blanket off*
Toph: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'M BLIND! I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING!
Suki: Why does it even matter?
Toph: YOU B****! YOU STOLE MY MAN!
Sokka: What? I'm not your man!
Toph: OH YES YOU ARE!
Suki: But he's m-
Toph: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! *earthbends a rock in Suki's direction*
Suki: AHH!!!!!!!*Gets up and and runs away in time*
Toph: *earthbends another rock, which misses Suki*
Suki: One good thing about you being blind, you can't aim well sometimes.
Toph: Oh so you steal my man, steal his virginity, then make fun of my blindness? Thats it! *earthbends another rock, which hits Suki and kills her*
Sokka: YOU KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND!
Toph: Your mine now, b****
Sokka: HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN A TENT NAKED WITH A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL!
Toph: *starts taking clothes off* I think you mean with a naked 12-year-old girl.
Sokka: AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs out of tent*
Toph: Come back here, honey!*chases him*
Aang: *gets out of his tent, and sees Sokka running out the tent screaming naked, and Toph running after him naked* I am going to pretend I saw nothing...

From Sozin's Comet Part 4:

Mai: *to Zuko* I guess this means I kind of like you *kisses Zuko*
Toph: *comes out of no where and breaks up kiss*
Zuko: Toph????
Mai: What are you doing here?
Toph: I HEARD WHAT YOU WERE SAYING AND YOUR LITTLE KISSY NOISES! I MAY BE BLIND BUT I'M NOT DUMB!
Mai: So?
Toph: SO B****, YOU STOLE MY MAN!
Zuko: Wait, I thought you liked Sokka.
Toph: Not anymore!
Mai: Zuko is my man!
Toph: THINK AGAIN THEIF! *earthbends at Mai, killing Mai*
Zuko: You killed my girlfriend!
Toph: Too bad! *pulls Zuko down for a kiss*
Zuko: *thinking* help...

Yeah they're probably dumb.

Previously, on avatar in an alternate universe... I don't really care....make up your own endings if u like....

Here's something newer and shorter.

Iroh: There have been many wars throughout the ages. Times of consecrated sacrifice for the intent of protecting that elusive quality known as "the good" from that even more elusive quality, "the bad." But of all wars, both of the body and of the mind, none was more vehement and powerful than that great, endless battle of Zutara and Kataang shippers.

Zuko/Aang/Katara: What???!

Iroh: That's right! The firenation's war on all of middle-earth, uh, I mean, uh, the four nations, was nothing compared to the great battle for the most enviable of prizes, the lovely tan water-tribe girl who now sits within our midst, fought by the waging alliances of my aspiring young nephew, recently declared the new firelord, and the hording masses following the great Avatar himself. Each mighty force had it's own weapons, unique and powerful for both sides. Indeed, the combined firepower of each side was enough to wipe the life off of the whole planet a dozen times over!!

Zuko/Aang: ...Huh??!??!!

Iroh: *sigh* Are you gonna listen to my story about my trip to the spirit world or not??

Aang: You went to the spirit world??

Iroh: *SIGH* Anyways, as I was saying-

Aang: No, really, you've been there?

Zuko: Duh. Everyone knows that. It's common knowledge. Dude, why did you even think Iroh was telling us a dramatic story?

Aang: I dunno, I didnt write this blooper!

Katara: Aang! You can't mention the fact that we are totally aware that we are being filmed!! You haveta ACT like your ACTING!!

Aang: ....

Zuko: Stop looking at the camera's!!

Aang: Sorry, I can;t help it! Think about all the millions of fans who are watching this right n-

Katara/Zuko: AANG!!!

Aang: Oops! I'll just be quiet now.

Iroh: Good, now where was I? Oh yes! The great Zutara/Kataang battle!

Aang: Wait, what does the spirit world have to do with THAT???

Iroh: Because I'm going to send you there involuntarily if you dont SHUT UP!!!

Aang: 0.0 ...but seriously, what is the connection? I wanted to hear about your trip to the spirit world, not the great shipping nonsense!

Iroh: Ugh.... kids! I can't believe I had one of those! Do you want to end up like him!? Is that what you want??!

Katara: Are you threatening my Aangie??

Zuko: Who cares? This was supposed to be a short blooper anyways...

Katara: ZUKO!!

Aang: I'm with Zuko on this one. This is the LAMEST blooper EVER!!!

Katara: AAAANG!!

Iroh: Oh, LAME, is it?? Taste flame, you snaughty-nosed little ingrate!!!

Aang: *blocks* Oooh, so you wanna fight, old timer?? Bring it on!!!

Spongebob: No, people, let's be smart and bring it off.

Katara: Oh, so now this talking cheese is gonna preach to us?

Zuko: Oh great, now we have all lost our minds completely.

Aang: Isn't this yellowguy familiar? Where have I seen you, man?

Spongebob: On the magic box with all the moving pictures.

Aang: You mean the TV??

Spongebob: Oh, sorry, I just assumed you ancient asians wouldn't know what it was. TV, I mean.

Katara: Sponge, we are your heaviest competition for the five oclock time slot!

Aang/Zuko/Iroh: KATARA!!!!

Katara: Whatever, this blooper has gone on too long. It's wasting people's lives. They should just skip the rest of it while we fight. *whaterwhips spongebob*

Spongeob: Nah-uh-uh! I'm absorbing your water like any sponge does! Taste my Karate!! *makes a thousand hand-chopped crabby-patties*

Zuko: Just a thousand? Hah! I could do twice that!

Aang: Spongebob DID do two thousand, but Iroh ate half of them.

Iroh: What? What's going to happen? Am I going to blow up?

Spongebob: No, worse! It'll go straight to your thighs! And then you'll blow up!

Iroh: Oh, sho- *blows up*

THE END

P.S.- No refunds for the last two minutes of your life. Sorry.

Mai: I love you more than I fear Zuko!
Azula: What???
Mai: What that came out wrong...
Prison guard: Ohhhh, Mai's a les-
Mai: SHUT UP! *paralyzes prison guard* You know what I meant!
Azula: oh wait um...YOU SHOULD HAVE FEARED ZUKO MORE! Wait that's not right...
Zuko: *walks out of gandola* Guys whats going on? This episode was supposed to e-
Mai: *tries to paralyze Azula but gets Zuko instead* OMG! Zuko i am so sorry!
Director: *slaps forehead* Lets just redo the scene!

From the end of the finale.

Aang: *thinks he's kissing Katara*
Katara: Untie me Meng!
Aang: *Pulls away* MENG?
Meng: Um...hi Aang.
Director: CUT! What the firetruck are you doing here?
Meng: Um...well. I THOUGHT IT WAS UNFAIR THAT I ONLY GET ONE EPISODE WHERE I LIKE AANG AND HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME BACK. IT'S TORTURE ENOUGH, BUT YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGH THE PAIN OF SEEING HIM KISS ANOTHER GIRL! SO WHEN HE CLOSED HIS EYES FOR THE KISS I PULLED KATARA AWAY AND GOT THE BOULDER TO GRAB HER AND TIE HER DOWN WHILE I KISS HIM!
Director: Ok first off, the Boulder, you are fired!
Boulder: The boulder ang-oh wait series over anyway. *walks out*
Director:...crap. Anyway, Meng, you ruined the series, you know that right? Now we have to reshoot the whole thing.
Aang: And I need to brush my teeth real good now*wiping his lips*
Meng: You know you liked it.
Aang: I don't like you! We confirmed that like 47 episodes ago! I like Katara!
Meng: That floozy?
Katara: HEY! I like Aang back so...
Meng: FLOOZY!
Katara:
Director: Enough! Kataang is happening and that's final!
Meng: Aw! *in low voice* In the next kissing scene I'll pull Katara by her hair and throw her at Bosco's mouth, then I'll have Aang to myself!
Katara: I heard that! And what will Bosco do to me?
Meng: Bosco feeds on humans now. Why do you think we haven't heard from the Earth King for a while?
Katara: ....I really like you Aang, but you know what? I can't take this psycotic little girl anymore. *storms off*
Aang: NOOOO!!
Director: ...Looks like we have to pair you with Meng.
Meng: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Aang: Oh no you won't! I don't like her! Please kill me off, or better yet replace me. I am not being paired with that ugly psyco b****!
Meng:
Director: OK. So Cabbage Man, how do you feel about replacing Aang?
Cabbage Man: Sure!
Meng: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET MY HEARTBROKEN AND PAIRED WITH SOME CABBAGE MAN/PERVERT ALL AT ONCE?
Cabbage Man/Pervert: That's life. *Grabs Meng*
Meng: *melts from tears*

Poor Meng.