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| tomtitan wrote: |
| Anyone remember my 'Avatar in the City' sitcom? Remember how 'cl' stands for 'canned laughter', as in the fake laughter they play in the background of sitcoms? Well, I'm doing another episode 'loosly' based on a Drake and Josh episode. Reminder of a few things- -One year after Aang beats Ozai, Aang, Katara, Sokka and Toph share an apartment in Ba Sing Se's middle ring -Zuko and Mai live across the hall from them -Sokka works at Great Wal-Mart -Kataang, Maizu and George have happened And now on with the show. *Aang walks up to Sokka, who is working* Aang: Hey Sokka. Sokka: Hey-OH MY GOD! *close-up of Aang's face, he has a moustache that puts Haru, Hitler and Stalin to shame* *cl* Aang: What? *cl* Sokka: What is that? On your face? Aang: Oh, I see you were admiring my new moustache. Sokka: Yeah, admiring's not the word I'd use. *cl* Why do you have a moustache? Aang: I was thinking, Haru has a moustache, and he's very, very good looking, so I figured I should grow one too! Sokka: But...you're 13, how did you grow moustache? Aang: I'd...rather not say... *cl* Sokka: Whatever, shave it off. Now. Aang: I will do no such thing! Sokka: Aang, you're bald, and you have facial hair, do you not see why this is wrong in so many ways? *cl* Aang: No, my moustache is incredibly awesome. Sokka: Okay,remember when we first met Haru? Aang: Yeah. Sokka: Remember how he was pretty awesome? Aang: Yeah. Sokka: Remember when we met him again during Day of Black Sun? Aang: Yeah. Sokka: Remember what happened after that? Aang: No. Wait-yeah. *cl* Sokka: He turned into one of the three stooges! And why? Aang: Because the writers didn't think things through when deciding the ending of 311? Sokka: Yes-wait-NO! It's because he had a moustache! *cl* Aang: What? Sokka: The moustache makes you look like a total stooge! SHAVE IT OFF! Aang: No! Sokka: Whatever. Aang: Sokka, I need a lift home. Sokka: Yeah, sure, my shift's over now. I'll drop you off and then I'll pick up Suki. Aang: You two got a date? Sokka: Yup. Aang: Y'know, you have a pretty awesome girlfriend. *Sokka jumps back in shock* Sokka: Aang, the 'G' word! *cl* Aang: What? Girlfriend? *Sokka jumps back again* Sokka: Yes, that word. Aang: What's wrong with saying- Sokka: Don't say it! Aang: Why not? Sokka: I don't want to call her my...well..y'know... Aang: Why? I don't mind calling Katara my girlfriend. What's wrong with calling Suki your...you-know-what? Sokka: Aang, girls are like...like candy! Aang: Candy? Sokka: Yes, sweet, sweet candy. *cl* You see, tonight, I'm going out with Suki, that's like eating a chocolate bar. But you see, that shouldn't be the only piece of candy I eat, tomorrow I want to eat marshmallows, and the next night, maybe some bubblegum. The point is, as long as you don't call them 'girlfriends' you can enjoy as much 'candy' as you want and boy, you're looking at mister Willy Wonka! *cl* Aang: I see. *Suki walks up to Sokka* Sokka: Hey Suki, want some candy? Suki: Sure. *Sokka gives her some* Suki: Thanks Sokka. (to Aang) Isn't he the nicest boyfriend ever? *walks off* *cl* Sokka: Aang: Do the same restrictions apply to the 'B' word? *cl* *in the car back from Great Wal-Mart* Sokka: This is bad, really bad! Aang: What's the big deal? So you can only have one piece of candy, Suki's nice. Sokka: You don't understand, I need to break up with her, NOW. Aang: I think you're overreacting. Sokka: No, I'm not. Here we are, at the apartment, now get out! Aang: Okay, okay. Sokka: Oh, and one more thing. Aang: What? Sokka: Shave off the moustache. *cl* Aang: No! *leaves* Sokka: Okay okay, I gotta break up with Suki, gotta break up with Suki, gotta break up with Suki gotta-there's Suki! *Sokka pulls over, Suki gets in* Suki: Hey, ready for our date tonight? Sokka: *deep breath* Suki... Suki: You're breaking up with me? *cl* Sokka: No! Wait, yes. How'dya know? Suki: Because guys only say *deep breath* and then your name if they want to break up with you. Sokka: Okay... Suki: Well, see ya around, I guess.. Sokka: Yeah, seeya. *at the apartment* Katara: Oh, hey Aa-OH MY GOD! Aang: What? Is there a spider? Squish it! *cl* Katara: No, it's just your face- Aang: Is handsome? Yeah I get that a lot. Katara: I was going to say...hairy... *cl* Aang: Oh, my moustache? You like? Katara: Well...err... Aang: C'mon, I know you like it. *Aang leans in to kiss her, Katara backs away* Aang: What's wrong? Katara: No way I'm kissing you until you shave that furby on your lip off! Aang: Well I don't want to shave it off until you kiss me. Katara: Then I guess we'll see who cracks first! Aang: Fine, but I'll have you know I went 12 years without kissing a girl. 12 long, kissless years. Katara: I'll have you know I went 15 years without kissing a guy with a moustache, and I don't intent to start! End of part 1. Avatar in the City is typed before a live studio audience. |
| tomtitan wrote: |
| Anyone remember my 'Avatar in the City' sitcom? Remember how 'cl' stands for 'canned laughter', as in the fake laughter they play in the background of sitcoms? Well, I'm doing another episode 'loosly' based on a Drake and Josh episode. Reminder of a few things- -One year after Aang beats Ozai, Aang, Katara, Sokka and Toph share an apartment in Ba Sing Se's middle ring -Zuko and Mai live across the hall from them -Sokka works at Great Wal-Mart -Kataang, Maizu and George have happened And now on with the show. *Aang walks up to Sokka, who is working* Aang: Hey Sokka. Sokka: Hey-OH MY GOD! *close-up of Aang's face, he has a moustache that puts Haru, Hitler and Stalin to shame* *cl* Aang: What? *cl* Sokka: What is that? On your face? Aang: Oh, I see you were admiring my new moustache. Sokka: Yeah, admiring's not the word I'd use. *cl* Why do you have a moustache? Aang: I was thinking, Haru has a moustache, and he's very, very good looking, so I figured I should grow one too! Sokka: But...you're 13, how did you grow moustache? Aang: I'd...rather not say... *cl* Sokka: Whatever, shave it off. Now. Aang: I will do no such thing! Sokka: Aang, you're bald, and you have facial hair, do you not see why this is wrong in so many ways? *cl* Aang: No, my moustache is incredibly awesome. Sokka: Okay,remember when we first met Haru? Aang: Yeah. Sokka: Remember how he was pretty awesome? Aang: Yeah. Sokka: Remember when we met him again during Day of Black Sun? Aang: Yeah. Sokka: Remember what happened after that? Aang: No. Wait-yeah. *cl* Sokka: He turned into one of the three stooges! And why? Aang: Because the writers didn't think things through when deciding the ending of 311? Sokka: Yes-wait-NO! It's because he had a moustache! *cl* Aang: What? Sokka: The moustache makes you look like a total stooge! SHAVE IT OFF! Aang: No! Sokka: Whatever. Aang: Sokka, I need a lift home. Sokka: Yeah, sure, my shift's over now. I'll drop you off and then I'll pick up Suki. Aang: You two got a date? Sokka: Yup. Aang: Y'know, you have a pretty awesome girlfriend. *Sokka jumps back in shock* Sokka: Aang, the 'G' word! *cl* Aang: What? Girlfriend? *Sokka jumps back again* Sokka: Yes, that word. Aang: What's wrong with saying- Sokka: Don't say it! Aang: Why not? Sokka: I don't want to call her my...well..y'know... Aang: Why? I don't mind calling Katara my girlfriend. What's wrong with calling Suki your...you-know-what? Sokka: Aang, girls are like...like candy! Aang: Candy? Sokka: Yes, sweet, sweet candy. *cl* You see, tonight, I'm going out with Suki, that's like eating a chocolate bar. But you see, that shouldn't be the only piece of candy I eat, tomorrow I want to eat marshmallows, and the next night, maybe some bubblegum. The point is, as long as you don't call them 'girlfriends' you can enjoy as much 'candy' as you want and boy, you're looking at mister Willy Wonka! *cl* Aang: I see. *Suki walks up to Sokka* Sokka: Hey Suki, want some candy? Suki: Sure. *Sokka gives her some* Suki: Thanks Sokka. (to Aang) Isn't he the nicest boyfriend ever? *walks off* *cl* Sokka: Aang: Do the same restrictions apply to the 'B' word? *cl* *in the car back from Great Wal-Mart* Sokka: This is bad, really bad! Aang: What's the big deal? So you can only have one piece of candy, Suki's nice. Sokka: You don't understand, I need to break up with her, NOW. Aang: I think you're overreacting. Sokka: No, I'm not. Here we are, at the apartment, now get out! Aang: Okay, okay. Sokka: Oh, and one more thing. Aang: What? Sokka: Shave off the moustache. *cl* Aang: No! *leaves* Sokka: Okay okay, I gotta break up with Suki, gotta break up with Suki, gotta break up with Suki gotta-there's Suki! *Sokka pulls over, Suki gets in* Suki: Hey, ready for our date tonight? Sokka: *deep breath* Suki... Suki: You're breaking up with me? *cl* Sokka: No! Wait, yes. How'dya know? Suki: Because guys only say *deep breath* and then your name if they want to break up with you. Sokka: Okay... Suki: Well, see ya around, I guess.. Sokka: Yeah, seeya. *at the apartment* Katara: Oh, hey Aa-OH MY GOD! Aang: What? Is there a spider? Squish it! *cl* Katara: No, it's just your face- Aang: Is handsome? Yeah I get that a lot. Katara: I was going to say...hairy... *cl* Aang: Oh, my moustache? You like? Katara: Well...err... Aang: C'mon, I know you like it. *Aang leans in to kiss her, Katara backs away* Aang: What's wrong? Katara: No way I'm kissing you until you shave that furby on your lip off! Aang: Well I don't want to shave it off until you kiss me. Katara: Then I guess we'll see who cracks first! Aang: Fine, but I'll have you know I went 12 years without kissing a girl. 12 long, kissless years. Katara: I'll have you know I went 15 years without kissing a guy with a moustache, and I don't intent to start! End of part 1. Avatar in the City is typed before a live studio audience. |
Scene: Guest house in the Upper Ring of Ba Sing Se, Aang sitting in main room. Enter Katara
Katara: Trouble at the wall.
Aang: (standing) What's happened?
Katara: Oneofcrossbeamsgotaskewonthetreadle.
(pause)
Aang: What?
Katara: One of the crossbeamsgotaskewonthetreadle.
Aang: I'm sorry, Katara, I don't understand what you're saying.
Katara: (sighing with impatience) One of the cross beams got askew on the treadle.
Aang: Uh...what does that mean?
Katara: (annoyed) I don't know! Sokka just told me to come in here and tell you that one of the cross beams got askew on the treadle, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Fire Nation Inquisition!
(Door of room bursts open and Azula, closely flanked by Ty Lee and Mai, leaps into the room)
Azula: (nearly shouting) NOBODY EXPECTS A FIRE NATION INQUISITION!
(moment of stunned silence)
Azula: Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear - our two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency - three weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the firelord - four...
(Azula holds up her hands and bows her head, pausing a moment. Aang and Katara just look bewildered.)
Azula: (continuing, more slowly) Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as - I'll come in again.
(Azula turns and leaves the room followed by Ty Lee. Mai rolls her eyes and sighs, but follows as well. Door shuts behind them.)
Katara: (after a pause, in bored tone) I didn't expect a kind of Fire Nation Inquisition.
(Door of room bursts open and Azula, closely flanked by Ty Lee and Mai, leaps into the room)
Azula: NOBODY EXPECTS A FIRE NATION INQUISITION!
(pause)
Azula: Amongst our weapons are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the firelord and nice red uniforms - OH DAMN!
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| DeeDuck33 wrote: | ||
I think I wet my pants everytime I read "cl." |
Part 2.
*Aang and Katara are in c.l.a.s.s. (yes, they go to school, yes, they're in the same c.l.a.s.s. It's called suspension of disbelief)
Teacher: Okay, let's take a register. Aang?
Aang: Here.
Teacher: Haru?
Haru: Here.
Teacher: Katara?
Katara: Here.
Teacher: Sokka?... Sokka, where are you?
*two girls burst into the room*
Girl 1: Mrs. Chan, the lunch ladies are fighting again!
Mrs. Chan: What is it about Tuesdays that make those women so angry? *she leaves the room, picking up a baseball bat on her way out* *cl*
Aang: Why are the lunch ladies fighting?
Girl 2: They're not.
Aang: Then why did you-
Sokka: Thankyou ladies.
Aang: Of course.
*cl*
Girl 1: Anytime. *one of them whispers in his ear, looking at Aang*
Sokka: Aang?
Aang: What?
Sokka: Girls want to know what died on your lip.
*cl*
Aang: Tell them to get out!
*cl*
*girls leave, Sokka takes his seat*
Mrs. Chan: (walking back in) I don't know what they're on about, the lunc- Sokka? When did you get here?
Sokka: I was always here, I guess you didn't see me because I was reading this book.
Chan: Sokka, that book is upside down. And it's a dictionary.
*cl*
Chan: Aang, was Sokka here on time?
Aang: Well...err..what is time anyway? Because I met someone who told me that time is an-
Chan: Aang?
Aang: Okay fine Sokka wasn't here on time.
Sokka: Aang!
Aang: I'm sorry Sokka I just can't lie and if you're going to kill me in my sleep tonight I suggest you do it in a way that causes me the least amount of pain!
*cl*
*after c.l.a.s.s.*
Katara: Hey Sokka.
Sokka: 'Sup?
Katara: So, when are you going to get back with Suki?
Sokka: I'm not getting back with her!
Katara: So, you're completely over her?
Sokka: That's right.
Katara: So you wouldn't be jealous?
Sokka: Nope.
Katara: Okay, then I guess you wouldn't mind that she's making out with Haru.
Sokka: WHAT?
*cl*
Katara: Seeya, I'm going to find a way to get Aang to shave his moustache.
*she leaves*
*Suki walks past*
Sokka: Suki!
Suki: Hey Sokka.
Sokka: Yeah, so, I wanna get back together with you.
Suki: Do I get a say in this?
Sokka: You can say yes.
*cl*
Suki: Sorry, but I'm going out with Haru now.
Sokka: But he has a moustache. A MOUSTACHE!
Suki: I like moustaches.
Sokka: Well don't let Aang know that.
Suki: What?
Sokka: Never mind.
*cl*
*at the apartment*
Katara: I'll give you 30 gold pieces to shave off the moustache.
Aang: No, absolutely not!
Katara: Please, please please SHAVE IT OFF!!!
*Sokka storms in*
Sokka: Man, I am so angry!
Katara: Suki rejected you?
Sokka: No, maybe, yes.
*cl*
Sokka: I gotta find a way to make her like me again.
Katara: Okay, let's do roleplays. Aang, you be Suki, Sokka, you be Sokka.
Aang: Aww, I wanted to be Sokka!
*cl*
Sokka: It doesn' matter! Let's start... Hey, Suki.
Aang: (in a very girly voice) Hey, Sokka.
Sokka: I'm not going to continue if you keep talking like that.
Aang: I??m a woman.
Sokka: Yeah? What woman has a moustache besides Gran Gran?
*cl*
Aang: That's it! *he atacks Sokka, Katara separates them*
Sokka: Oh this isn't working! What should I do?
Katara: Okay, Suki gets you jealous by dating another boy, right?
Sokka: Yeah.
Katara: So, what you gotta do is...?
Sokka: ... place one of my dad's stink n' sinks in her backpack!
*cl*
Katara: No! Do I have to spell it out for you?
Sokka: Please?!
Katara: You date another girl to make Suki jealous!
Sokka: Ohh but, where do I put the stink n' sink?
Katara: I??ll tell you where to put it!
*cl*
Aang: Katara!
Sokka: Okay, thanks for the advice.
*Sokka walks off, Toph walks into the kitchen*
Katara: Oh, Aang, I gotta..err...go do girly stuff with Toph.
Aang: Oh, okay.
*Katara walks into the kitchen with Toph*
Katara: Hey Toph.
Toph: 'Sup sugarqueen?
Katara: How would you like to earn 30 gold pieces?
Toph: Do the words rich heiress mean nothing to you?
*cl*
Katara: What if I said I'd pay you 30 gold pieces to shave off Aang's moustache?
Toph: I'd say when do I start?
Katara: tonight.
Toph: Okay.
*cl*
*night, in Sokka and Aang's room*
*Toph sneaks in with a razor and shaves off the 'stache*
*next day, at school*
Sokka: Hey Aang..WHAA!!
*Aang only has half a moustache*
Aang: What?
Sokka: What happened to the other half?
Aang: I don't know, I woke up this morning and it was gone.
Sokka: So why didn't you shave the other half off?
Aang: No, that's exactly what Katara wants me to do.
Sokka: Dude, if you shave it off, your girlfriend will kiss you.
Aang: No, there are more important things in life than kissing girls.
Sokka: Name 2.
Aang: I can't!
*cl*
Sokka: Oh, I gotta go, I'm having a date with Ty Lee.
Aang: Wow, if she won't make Suki jealous I don't know what will.
Sokka: Inorite?
End of Part 2.
Wow, I didn't expect to have to do a part 3. Oh well. Part 3 coming soon.
| KingAtticus wrote: |
| *Thwomp smashed cart* Cabbage Man: My cabbages! I'll have better luck in Omashu. *Aang smashed cart* Cabbage Man: My cabbages! I'll have better luck at some port. *this continues until Ba Sing Se* Cabbage Man: That's it! I'll go to the Fire Nation for better luck! So the Cabbage Man, dressed as a Fire Nation citizen, went to sell cabbages. Cabbage Man: NOOOOOO!!!! They don't eat cabbages! |
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