Conversation between Bryke and Shyamalan regarding the movie plots. (Shyamalan doesn't seem to understand the concept of not having twists in a movie.)
Slightly inspired by a South Park episode.
(M=Mike, B=Bryan, S=Shyamalalalalalalallamaman)
S: Okay, how does this idea grab you? At the end of the second movie, we find out Momo...wait for it...is an alien. WHAT A TWEEST!
M: What?
S: Momo is an alien. TWEEST!
D: An alien?
S: Yes. TWEEST!
M: Why?
S: Well...we need a tweest. TWEEST!
D: Don't you think we have enough twists?
S: Roku=Zuko's grandfather doesn't count as a TWEEST in my book. A truly epic TWEEST would be...the entire show is really an alien reality show. WHAT A TWEEST!
M: But that twist sucks.
S: I know, but we need a teest! All of my movies have a tweest! TWEEST!
B: Well..why don't you make a movie without a twist?
S: Without a...I don't follow. WHAT A TWEEST!
M: *sigh* Maybe...there is no supernatural twist. Maybe the entire plot is laid out simplisticly and there's no huge mystery to solve.
S: ....TWEEST?
B: No, no tweest-I mean twist!
S: No tweest? WHAT A TWEEST!
M: NO, WE DON'T NEED A F****NG SUPERNATURAL TWIST IN OUR MOVIES!
S: So...where do we put the TWEEST?
B: NOWHERE!
S: ....TWEEST?
M: I give up, Bryan, let's call Spielberg.
Spielberg: I'll be happy to help! Now where do we put the aliens, dinosaurs and sharks?
B: I'll tell you where to put 'em-
M: Bryan!
Shyamalalalalalalallamaman: WHAT A TWEEST!!!1!
Edited on 06/23/2008 12:33pm