Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
tomtitan wrote: |
Someone (I think it was KingAtticus) did this one a while back. Sokka: We made it! And four days ahead of schedule! Aang: Wait, 4 days? Sokka: Relax, that's liks, 4 days away. Long pause. Aang: You made us eat and s*** at the same time to arrive here 4 days early? |
That was SalFishFin.
Aang: Hey Sokka, I went to the movie store and I got this! *shows Texas Chainsaw Massacure*
Sokka: sweet! let's put it in!
*after 2 hours*
Aang: wow! that was awesome!
Sokka: yeah, who knew you could do so much killing with a chainsaw *laughs nervously*
Aang: right!
* both check every window and lock in the house *
Aang: good night!
Sokka: right with you!
* sleep with all the lights on, together *
Katara: okay zuko, wearing the mask, scare the sh*t out of the by waking them up with the sound of the chainsaw, all right?
Zuko: doesn't seem like such a hard job.
*zuko approaches the bedroom*
Zuko: *starts up chainsaw* DIIIIIIIE
Aang and Sokka: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*aang jumps out the window, crashing into his Ferrari*
Katara: *laughs* we got you guys good! Are you OK aang?
Aang: $72,000 a $72,000 car ruined!
Sokka: good enough for me!
Zuko and Sokka hunting for shirsh
Zuko: stop, I see something moving, three of them
Sokka: okay....fire!!
*zuko firebends the animals*
Sokka: sweet! nicccahhhhhhhh!!!!!
Zuko: what?!
Sokka: those wern't shirshu, they're sky bison!!!
Zuko: well you really think no one's gonna notice...... right?
*villagers gather around*
Sokka: they noticed. well I really don't think aang would come all the way here.... right?
Aang: I can't believe you guys!! Do you call yourselves up in the morning
* as Zuko * hey sokka
* as Sokka * hey Zuko
* as Zuko * how you doing?
* as Sokka * fine
* as Zuko * so, how are we going to f**k up the Avatar's life today?
* as Sokka * gee, I don't know. Oh look over there, let's kill three sky bison and leave them on the GROUND!!!!!
(continue)
Suki: so did you. you know finish the job.
Ozai: I'm still alive.
Suki:
Aang: I sorry... it just that...... you was disrespecting... excuse me. *trying to calm down* whoosah. whoosah. *spin kicks ozai* Whoosah motherfuc*er.
Sokka: now amazingly, he's the one us who's not pissed off.
tomtitan wrote: |
Lol, I've been dying to manipulate this line from the finale: Ozai: Zuko, you've spent some time amongst the Earth Kingdom commoners, will this plan work? Zuko: The people of the Earth Kingdom are proud and strong, they can endure anything as long as they have hope. Ozai: Yes, yes. Hope. We must destroy their hope! Because *sobs* hope *sobs* is all they have! *bursts into tears* |
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Hahaha.....kinda dirty...hehehe
Nightmares and Daydreams:
Aang dreaming/Katara and Aang kissing
Title of Blooper: Sokka's Illusion
Aang: ....I'm doing it for the people i love, I'm doing it for you Katara.
Katara: Aang, what are you saying?
Aang: I'm saying, I love you.
Aang kisses Katara.
They fall down and start making out. They get up and run behind the bushes off set.
Director: What the h3ll??? Oh my god, will somebody please call their parents. I have no idea what they're doing over there (Oh Aang!!!!) Oh my god!!!!!!!! Ewwwww...grose.....somebody please call the parents....fine I'll do it myself.....
(Zuko steps in) Zuko: No...it's alright...I'll stop Aang.....I'll make everything better.....
Zuko walks up to Aang and Katara and watches for 10 seconds.... then Aang realizes Zuko's there and uses Katara and his sweat to slice him....
Sokka: Go Aang!!! Waterbending slice!
Later that day...
Sokka: So Aang, how was she???
Aang: What? What do you mean?.....Sokka...have you been drinking cactus juice again???
NOT THAT FUNNY!!!!! JUST TRYING TO KEEP THIS THREAD ACTIVE!!!!!!
the secret of the fire nation: the drill
Aang: Now all i need is a (boom)
*rock falls down from soldiers on top of the wall*
Aang: Actually, that is what I needed for once.
*Aang earthbends the rock to make a spike hingy*
*Aang runs super fast using airbending and then airbends an air scooter and goes up the wall*
*when his air scooter finally runs out, he uses more airbending to run up the wall*
*Aang realizes he's running to fast*
*Aang runs into the air above the wall accidentally*
Aang: Oh sh*t
*Aang disappears into the sky*
Director: What the h3ll??? Where the h3ll did he go??? Okay, get the live action actor and get out the bungi cords.....lets hope we get those 1.8 million viewers....oh geesch.....
Avatarules28 wrote: |
Aang ''I wish I had Roku, wait I do have Roku, Roku yea me and all your past lives wisdom and knowledge is available to you, for just two payments of 19.99 plus shipping and handling, must 18 years or older to call. Roku sorry Aang your to young bye now. Aang hey wait Im 112 years old Roku Oh ****. |
ahahahahahahahah....clever....so very clever