SLATE GUY: Blind Bandit, Scene 22B. Take one. *claps slate*

DIRECTOR: Aaaaand... Action!

Toph comes running up to the Gaang.

AANG: Toph! What are you doing here?

TOPH: My dad changed his mind! He said I was free to-

DIRECTOR: CUT! CUT!! Toph, you forgot to put in your "blind contacts." We can see your pupils, for cryin' out loud!

TOPH: Aw, crap.

Guru Pathik teaches Aaang inside a dark, misty cavern. They sit in the lotus position.

GURU PATHIK: Dere are seven chakras dat go up dee bawdy. Opening dee chakras is... *sighs* Hold up, can we cut it?

DIRECTOR: What's the problem?

GURU PATHIK: Do I really have to talk in this stupid accent? It's so stereotypical!

DIRECTOR: Whattaya want, you're Indian.

GURU PATHIK: Really? Where's India in the Avatar world?? Point it out on the map, pal. I sound like frickin' Apu from The Simpsons!

AANG: Heh, heh. Apu. "Tank you, come again."

GURU PATHIK: Shut up, kid.

*is laughing uncontrollably* funny!!!!!!!

Kattria: Why are you all buff? And and doing 74 parts of math? And why do you have a lot of hair on your head? I mean you look like a hippe Aang: Well Sokka got 2 girls in seacon 1 then ty lee from going all togh guy act on us. And Zuko got Mai from growing hair on his head. And all I stunk with is you. Kattria: Hey!

*Sokka and Ty Lee are at a fancy cafe, so are Haru and Suki*
Sokka: Ty Lee, sit down. They have great giant shrimp here.
Ty Lee: So Sokka, what made you want to ask me out all of a sudden.
Sokka: Oh, I'm just using you to make my ex-girlfriend jealous.
*cl*
Ty Lee: Excuse me?
Sokka: I mean...you're...beautiful? *cl*
Ty Lee: Oh Sokka, that's so sweet! *cl*
Sokka: (to himself) and stupid too apparently. *cl*
Ty Lee: Excuse me?
Sokka: And...err...pretty...too...*cl* So, tell me about yourself.
Ty Lee: Well, I have 6 sisters who look exactly like me, I once ran away and joined the circus. I love sensitive guys with moustaches and latino accents. I-
*Suki looks over at Sokka and Ty Lee, Sokka kisses Ty Lee*
Suki: Sokka?
Sokka: Oh, hello Suki, I didn't see you there! What are you doing here?
Suki: I'm on a date with Haru.
Haru: Hello less beautiful people!
*cl*
Sokka: Yeah, I was just on a date with some girl.
Ty Lee: Excuse me?
*cl*
Sokka: Can I get you a drink?
Suki: Sure.
*they walk off together*
Suki: So, you and Ty Lee huh?
Sokka: Yeah, she's so hot.
Suki: Are you just using her to get me jealous?
Sokka: What? no, that's ridiculous!
Suki: What's her last name?
Sokka: ....Lee?
*cl*
Sokka: Well, is it working?
Suki: If you wanted to get back together all you had to do was ask.
Sokka: I did ask.
Suki: no, you told me to get back together.
Sokka: Oh, right.
Suki: But I feel kinda bad about Haru.
Sokka: Hmm...
*Sokka drags Ty Lee over to Haru*
Sokka: Ty Lee, this is Haru, he's sensitive
Haru: *sniff* It's true! *cries*
Sokka: He has a moustache and he has a latino accent.
Ty Lee: Hi.
Sokka: Haru, this is Ty Lee, she likes sensitive guys with moustaches and latino accents.
Haru: Well hello there beautiful girl.
Sokka: You kids have fun. *walks off*
*cl*
Sokka: Want some candy?
Suki: Sure!
*they walk off, arm in arm*

*Aang is in the bathroom, looking at a mirror, holding a pen*
Aang: And there we go!
*Aang turns around to reveal that he has drawn half a moustache with pen*
*cl*
Katara: (off-camera) Aang? Aang are you done in there? I can only hold my bladder so long.
*cl*
Aang: *opens door to Katara*
Katara: *looks at Aang* *laughs*
*cl*
Aang: What?
Katara: What happened to your moustache?
Aang: I don't know, I woke up this morning and half of it was gone.
Katara: Half? (to herself) That girl owes me 15 gold pieces.
*cl*
Aang: What was that?
Katara: Nothing!
*cl*
Katara: So, why don't you just shave off the moustache?
Aang: No, I will not. Think about it, Haru is going out with Ty Lee, who has cleavage the size of the great wall, and it's all thanks to his moustache!
Katara: But you already have a girlfriend, and she hates the moustache!
*cl*
Aang: Fine, I'll shave it off.
Katara: Thankyou!
Aang: Didn't you need to use the bathroom?
Katara: I did, didn't I? Oh well, not anymore!
*cl*

*next day at school*
Katara: Hi Aa-WHOAH!
cl*
Aang: What?
*cl* *Aang has half a moustache, made of pen*
Katara: Why do you have half a moustache of pen?
Aang: I shaved off the hair half, but the pen half wouldn't come off.
Katara: Here *she gets a pen out of her bag and dras on his face* It should at least be symmetrical. There you go.
*Aang now has a pen moustache*
Aang: Do I look good?
Katara: *unconvincingly* uh-huh.
*cl*
*they kiss*
Aang: Aaah, power...of the 'stache!
*they walk off, arm in arm*
*Ty Lee walks on, holding a plate with food on*
Ty Lee: Wow, this giant shrimp is good!

END.

Phew! finally done!

Win. Hey tom, try to do an icarly one! That's gotta be epic.

Meh, I'm gonna lay off the ripoffs for a while, I only did that one because it's been in my head for a while, nagging me to create it.

Why yes, my ideas do talk to me. If they talk loud enough I make them.

Wow know all that word for word is good man. You are a man right? Becase I really do know a girl named Bob. And let me tell you when we met it was not pretty.

I'll do a ripoff!

(Toph is helping Aang prepare for his kiss with Katara)
Toph: All right, this is what we're gonna do. First of all, take out 5 gold pieces.
Aang: (takes out five gold pieces) Why?
Toph: (takes the money) I need 5 gold pieces. Second, tomorrow when you walk her to school, take her by that old, scary abandoned house on the corner.
Aang: Right! 'Cuz she'll think I'm brave.
Toph: No, you'll get scared and she'll comfort you. That's when you plant one on her.
Aang: Ok, that's a great idea!
Toph: Thanks. Do you have ten coppepieces for these five gold pieces?
Aang: Uh...(takes out ten copper pieces)
Toph: (takes the money) Great, 'cuz my five gold pieces were lonely. (runs off)
Aang: o.o (stares after Toph in disbelief)

Katara: So I wear a bikini, right?

Director: Of course. It's fan bait since you're in the water. All right, The Deserter scene 5 take 1. Action!

(some more bumping)

***DOBS***
Aang: *kisses Katara*
Sokka: WHATDYA THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? *comes crashing onto the set, swinging his sword around*
Aang: Sokka! You weren't supposed to see!
Sokka: *deranged eyes, continues chasing Aang*
Katara: *backs away slowly*

^Win.

Well, I always thought it was convinient that Sokka left just before that scene.....and always wondered what would happen if he did see

Exactly that. Sokka's a c-blocker

Yech, Disney Channel. I hardly watch that station now.