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    Teranef

    [4041]Jul 22, 2008
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    segman2008 wrote:

    Aang: Hey Sokka, I went to the movie store and I got this! *shows Texas Chainsaw Massacure*

    Sokka: sweet! let's put it in!

    *after 2 hours*

    Aang: wow! that was awesome!

    Sokka: yeah, who knew you could do so much killing with a chainsaw *laughs nervously*

    Aang: right!

    * both check every window and lock in the house *

    Aang: good night!

    Sokka: right with you!

    * sleep with all the lights on, together *

    Katara: okay zuko, wearing the mask, scare the sh*t out of the by waking them up with the sound of the chainsaw, all right?

    Zuko: doesn't seem like such a hard job.

    *zuko approaches the bedroom*

    Zuko: *starts up chainsaw* DIIIIIIIE

    Aang and Sokka: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

    *aang jumps out the window, crashing into his Ferrari*

    Katara: *laughs* we got you guys good! Are you OK aang?

    Aang: $72,000 a $72,000 car ruined!

    Sokka: good enough for me!

    lol, all that one, single off-screen death by chainsaw in the whole movie . . . unless you're referring to the remake. Although I give you props for including a pic
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    tomtitan

    [4042]Jul 22, 2008
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    Avatarules28 wrote:
    Aang ''I wish I had Roku, wait I do have Roku, Roku yea me and all your past lives wisdom and knowledge is available to you, for just two payments of 19.99 plus shipping and handling, must 18 years or older to call. Roku sorry Aang your to young bye now. Aang hey wait Im 112 years old Roku Oh ****.
    Damn, you got there first. I was thinking of pretty much the exact same blooper.

    Roku did sound like he was saying that kind of thing though!
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    Avatarules28

    [4044]Jul 22, 2008
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    June: Anyone have something with the Avatar scent on it. Katara: I have aangs underwear Sokka: Katara why the hell would you keep aangs underwear. Zuko: I have Aangs **** Sokka: Why the **** would you bring aangs **** I mean do you eat it. Zuko: yes: Toph: Well I have Aangs Cactus Juice pills Sokka: let me see those.
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    kataang_lover

    [4045]Jul 22, 2008
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    Yay!! I got one!!!

    THE BOY IN THE ICEBERG

    Sokka: Leave it to a girl to mess things up!
    Katara: UGH!!!!! When some potion will allow me to shrink to a microscopic size, I will catapult myself into your spinal fluid!! I will then travel through your body in a miniature sub to your brain meat. I will then take a pill that will allow me to return to normal size, which will shatter your skull bone and transform your body into a pink mist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Here's the link from youtube...it's kinda funny.............The blooper doesn't exactly match up though.......

    UGH!!!! It won't link! oh well...if you go on youtube and tyoe in MadTV-Paintball you'll see!
    Edited on 07/22/2008 12:40pm
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    segman2008

    [4046]Jul 22, 2008
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    Aang: hey katara! *silence* is anyone here?

    *hears moaning in the bedroom*

    Aang: what the he**? *puts ear on the door*

    Katara: ohhh zuko!! this feels so good!!

    Zuko: it's goona get even better!

    Katara: give it to me!!

    Aang: *whispers* WHAT?!

    Katara: This feels so hard

    Zuko: just wait a few minuites and it'll be to your comfort zone

    Katara: I never expected it to be so creamy and white.

    Aang: THAT'S IT * kicks down door * I SHOULD.... oops

    Katara: Aang, do you want some ice cream?

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    terminatorSSF

    [4047]Jul 22, 2008
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    segman2008 wrote:

    Aang: hey katara! *silence* is anyone here?

    *hears moaning in the bedroom*

    Aang: what the he**? *puts ear on the door*

    Katara: ohhh zuko!! this feels so good!!

    Zuko: it's goona get even better!

    Katara: give it to me!!

    Aang: *whispers* WHAT?!

    Katara: This feels so hard

    Zuko: just wait a few minuites and it'll be to your comfort zone

    Katara: I never expected it to be so creamy and white.

    Aang: THAT'S IT * kicks down door * I SHOULD.... oops

    Katara: Aang, do you want some ice cream?

    you are nasty. very very nasty. Funny but nasty

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    Earth_Water

    [4048]Jul 22, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Re-post of one posted a loooooooooooong time ago:

    (Cut back to a long shot of Zuko and Zhao continuing to battle on a foot bridge over a canal. They trade blows, but a series of direct hits from Zuko lays the Admiral flat. As Zhao tries to get up, he sees the moon over Zuko's shoulder.)

    Zhao (in horror): It can't be!

    (Cut to a long shot of the bridge. The essence of the Ocean Spirit approaches fast and coalesces around the bridge. It grabs Zhao and begins to pull him off the bridge. Zhao struggles and Zuko reaches out for him.)

    Zuko: Take my hand!

    (Zhao tries to reach for it for a moment, but then draws back, an expression of hate on his face. The Ocean Spirit drags Zhao under the water and disappears.)

    Zuko: Dang, he ain't gonna be in season 2!


    i havent gotten to the other pages yet so idk if n e one else asked u this yet but, u got that from Rush Hour 2 didnt you?
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    Bluefiremaster

    [4049]Jul 22, 2008
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    Series finale battle Azula vs. Zuko.

    Director: Action

    Azula: I'm sorry it had to end this way brother.

    Zuko: No you're not

    Azula walks forward and trips on her robe.

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    Avatarules28

    [4050]Jul 22, 2008
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    Zuko: You feel so powerful but you know one wrong and its over. Aang: Well not over over, I mean there is still Katara and and a little Spirit Water Action am I right. Katara: Acutually I used up all the spirit when Azula shot you. Aang: Well there is still some Katara action am i right. Zuko: high five, alright.

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    readapost

    [4051]Jul 22, 2008
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    The finlie.

    ( Angg and Katara kiss )

    Jet: It't not fair you get a cameo and I don't.

    Yue: Yes it's fair.

    Jet: How?

    Yue: Girl mature faster then boys.

    Diritor: Um I sorry but you have to leave.

    Jet: Well do I at least get my cheak?

    Diritor: Here. (Hands cheak.) (Jet try to grab cheak falls out of hands. )

    Jet: Oh thats right Im dead.
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    Bluefiremaster

    [4052]Jul 22, 2008
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    Aang: So what do you think Katara?

    Katara: It's so big Aang how does it all fit?

    Aang: Well I have to pursuade it a bit and if it still wont go in I beat it down.

    Katara: Wow. Can I touch it?

    Aang: Sure.

    Zuko: Hey guys what's up?

    Aang: Oh I was showing Katara how to stuff a block of cheese into a pasta shell.

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    Falcondude123

    [4053]Jul 22, 2008
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    Guru: You have swirling pools of energy inside of you- they are called chakras- there is one in your gut and one in your butt.

    Aang: Amazing! So what happens if I lock one?

    Guru: The gut one being locked will cause itchiness and a mild rash. Some lotion would unblock it. The butt one being locked will lead to constipation and diareaha at the same time.

    Aang: 0.0 So how would I unlock the butt if it got locked?

    Guru: What do I look like? A frikkin expert on the seventh planet from the sun? Get it? Uranus? Get it? Hahahahahaaa...

    Aang: ...0_0...

    Guru: ...*sigh*...just use a corkscrew....*sigh*
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    crazy17

    [4054]Jul 22, 2008
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    *The real reason the finale ended as Maiko and Kataang*
    Katara: *to Zuko as he's putting on a robe* Need help with that?
    Zuko: *smiles* Yeah, thanks.
    Katara: *walks over to help Zuko* Are you excited to become Fire Lord?
    Zuko: Not as excited as I am to see you.
    Katara: *blushes* You say that to all the girls.
    Zuko: Just the pretty ones. *they kiss*
    Mai: *comes storming in* ZUKO! *Zuko and Katara jump and notice a very p*ssed off Mai walking towards them*
    Zuko: Mai! You're okay!
    Mai: Don't give me that! *pushes Katara aside and jabs a finger at Zuko* I have been in love with you since we were kids. I waited for you to return home after you were banished. I actually paid attention to you when no one else did. I listened to you, comforted you, cheered you up, I even risked my life to save you! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! BY DATING SOME WATER TRIBE SLUT?
    Katara: Hey!
    Mai: *pints at Katara* SIT DOWN! *turns back to Zuko* What have you got to say got yourself?
    Zuko: Um...I...Uh...heh...*points* Look, there's Azula! *Mai and Katara turn around. Zuko runs off*
    Mai and Katara: HEY! *chase Zuko*
    Director: ...*sigh* Fine, make it a Maiko scene...
    Maikos: YAY!
    Zutarians: *take out weapons*
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    Falcondude123

    [4055]Jul 22, 2008
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    crazy17 wrote:
    *The real reason the finale ended as Maiko and Kataang*
    Katara: *to Zuko as he's putting on a robe* Need help with that?
    Zuko: *smiles* Yeah, thanks.
    Katara: *walks over to help Zuko* Are you excited to become Fire Lord?
    Zuko: Not as excited as I am to see you.
    Katara: *blushes* You say that to all the girls.
    Zuko: Just the pretty ones. *they kiss*
    Mai: *comes storming in* ZUKO! *Zuko and Katara jump and notice a very p*ssed off Mai walking towards them*
    Zuko: Mai! You're okay!
    Mai: Don't give me that! *pushes Katara aside and jabs a finger at Zuko* I have been in love with you since we were kids. I waited for you to return home after you were banished. I actually paid attention to you when no one else did. I listened to you, comforted you, cheered you up, I even risked my life to save you! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! BY DATING SOME WATER TRIBE SLUT?
    Katara: Hey!
    Mai: *pints at Katara* SIT DOWN! *turns back to Zuko* What have you got to say got yourself?
    Zuko: Um...I...Uh...heh...*points* Look, there's Azula! *Mai and Katara turn around. Zuko runs off*
    Mai and Katara: HEY! *chase Zuko*
    Director: ...*sigh* Fine, make it a Maiko scene...
    Maikos: YAY!
    Zutarians: *take out weapons*


    WHY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A ZUTARA ENDING:

    Katara: Aang, I bought you a present!
    Aang: Really? What is it?
    Katara: It's a stepping stool! This way, when we kiss, you can actually be a normal male and not have to look upwards every time!
    Aang: SWEET! Let me try it out! *gets on stool* Wow! Is this what the world looks like to you all the time?
    Katara: Yep. I bought you another present, too!
    Aang: Katara, I don't know what to say! Where is this coming from?
    Katara: Ozai's trust fund. Here it is! A black wig!
    Aang: Huh?
    Katara: Put it on, silly! *places wig on aang* Aha! Now you look like a normal male with hair! Now, when we hug, I can run my fingers thru your locks!
    Aang: Oh...
    Katara: Oh, and I have one more gift!
    Aang: What is it?
    Katara: It's a body suit! A RIPPED body suit!
    Aang: 0.0
    Katara: Here, try it on! *pulls it over aang, making him look ripped* Oh, it's wonderful! Now you look like Zuko- I mean, like a hunk!! You're finally tall, dark and handsome! I can actually love you, now!!
    Aang: Uh, well, uh, okay, I guess...
    Director: CUT!!! Okay, I think we should change the script in favor of Zutara. Can you rewrite that, Bryke?
    Foaming Mouth Guy: Bryke stripped naked and joined the Earth King and Spongebob for a simpler life among the jellyfish.
    Director: 0o0!!! *sigh* Fine, just do it as it is...
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    Spacerac

    [4056]Jul 22, 2008
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    Exactly right. XD
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    tomtitan

    [4057]Jul 23, 2008
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    Earth_Water wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Re-post of one posted a loooooooooooong time ago:

    (Cut back to a long shot of Zuko and Zhao continuing to battle on a foot bridge over a canal. They trade blows, but a series of direct hits from Zuko lays the Admiral flat. As Zhao tries to get up, he sees the moon over Zuko's shoulder.)

    Zhao (in horror): It can't be!

    (Cut to a long shot of the bridge. The essence of the Ocean Spirit approaches fast and coalesces around the bridge. It grabs Zhao and begins to pull him off the bridge. Zhao struggles and Zuko reaches out for him.)

    Zuko: Take my hand!

    (Zhao tries to reach for it for a moment, but then draws back, an expression of hate on his face. The Ocean Spirit drags Zhao under the water and disappears.)

    Zuko: Dang, he ain't gonna be in season 2!


    i havent gotten to the other pages yet so idk if n e one else asked u this yet but, u got that from Rush Hour 2 didnt you?
    Someone posted that a LONG time ago in this thread but yes, I think the reference was to Rush Hour 2.
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    raiandangel4eva

    [4058]Jul 23, 2008
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    Bluefiremaster wrote:

    Aang: So what do you think Katara?

    Katara: It's so big Aang how does it all fit?

    Aang: Well I have to pursuade it a bit and if it still wont go in I beat it down.

    Katara: Wow. Can I touch it?

    Aang: Sure.

    Zuko: Hey guys what's up?

    Aang: Oh I was showing Katara how to stuff a block of cheese into a pasta shell.

    omfg that is funny.im laughing my fvcking @ss off.good work
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    tomtitan

    [4059]Jul 23, 2008
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    Ozai: After generations of Firelords failed to find you, now the universe delivers you to me as an act of providence.
    Aang: Please listen to me. We don't have to fight! You have the power to end this right here.
    Ozai: Okay, I'll stop.
    Aang: What?
    Ozai: I'll stop what I'm doing. I'll call off the airships.
    Aang: Seriously?
    Ozai: Yes.
    Aang: Oh, well...okay then...

    Seriously, what did Aang expect Ozai to say when he said that line?
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    crazy17

    [4060]Jul 23, 2008
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    ^OMG I know! He's so naive!

    Ozai: *to Zuko* Why are you really here?
    Zuko: Because you're going to tell me something. *leans closer to Ozai* Where...is...the bomb?

    HAHAHAHAHA! I couldn't resist! XD Whoever gets the reference gets a plate of cookies!
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