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I know right?
Avatar Cast: * sitting on theside of the road *
Aang: Someone... please... help us.
Sokka: Can't believe we're not doing an episode for who knows how long.
Toph: Well director said he was going on a vacation.
Aang: * gets up * Well you know what!!! I'll make the episode, now who's with me!!!
Avatar Cast: .....
Aang: Well I'm the director and * puts on glasses * what I say goes.
Katara: Why do I have the feeling this is going to end badly.
To be continued.
"Imprisoned"
Sokka: That's it! You're going down.
Katara: I'll show you who's boss, Earthbending s+yle! (Katara goes into a mock Earthbending stance but nothing happens) I said, EARTHBENDING $TYLE! (still nothing) AANG!
(Aang is seen using "Breath of Fire" to toast marshmallows with Iroh)
Director: Aang, we're rolling! And you're not even supposed to know any Firebending yet!
Iroh: Oh, give the kid a break. We've been shooting all day.
Director: Do you want me to write you out of this episode, Iroh?
Iroh: (leaving) Go ahead. I could use a vacation.
EDIT: This site's sensoring system can be so STUPID sometimes!
| tomtitan wrote: |
| more from avatar in the city jin: so, i'll see you at chez cabbage man then! zuko: you sure will! *she leaves* zuko: w00t! i have a date with jin! *c l* mai: so zuko, 7 right? zuko: 7 what? *c l* mai: 7 o clock for our date at chez cabbage man! *oooooh sound in background, you know what i mean* zuko: yeah, sure, i'll..err...see you then! *c l* *mai leaves* zuko: i have 2 dates on the same night!!!! *c l* *later* sokka: katara can you get me a soda? katara: *looks angrily at sokka* *c l* katara: sokka, why don't you have a job? sokka: i don't need to, aang's avatar work pays for us katara: well i don't think it's fair that aang has to do all the work when you don't! sokka: fine! i'll get a job! katara: there's an opening at great wall mart if you're interested. sokka: working on the tills? me? that's not the job for a warrior! katara: fine, *throws newspapaer at sokka* find one then! *katara walks off* *c l* sokka: fine! i will! *c l* to be continued. |
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nice addition redrobin, and about tv.com sensoring, i know right? continuation: *scene begins outside royal palace, sokka is walking up to the front doors* sokka: *knocks, does that knock sequence from 'sokka's master'* *c l* sokka: hi, i'm sokka, i'm here to see the earth king about a job opening as a guard. *holds up paper he saw advert in* guard at door: that paper's 8 months old! *c l* sokka: so the job post is filled then? guard: what? no! we're still looking, come on in! *c l* guard: sokka, this is our chief of staff, gow dun, he'll be interviewing you today. gow: (in a voice so creepy she could be joo dee's sister)good morning, i'm gow dun, welcome to the royal palace. sokka: oh great, here we go! *c l* gow: so sokka, why do you feel you are capable of being a royal guard? sokka: i'm a powerful, famous warrior from the southern water tribe! gow: wonderful! *c l* sokka: i'm highly trained in swordsfighting gow: wonderful! *c l* sokka: i don't need much sleep, and i'm always alert gow: wonderful! *c l* you should be hearing whether or not you got the job in 6-8 weeks! *c l* sokka: 6-8 weeks?! what? *c l* sokka: forget this! i'm going to find another job. *mmontague begins, with sokka trying, and failing at various jobs, canned laughter is played throuought, eventually, the montague ends with sokka beat up and tired, walking along the street* sokka: *sigh* that's it! i give up! there's no jobs anywhere! maybe i should just go home. *sokka looks up at something off screen, his face lights up, and he runs towards it* sokka: welcome to great wall mart, how may i help you? katara: sokka? is that you? aang: sokka, you're working at great wall mart? sokka: i needed the extra money and this place was the only place that suited my 'skills' *c l* katara: looks like you've found the perfect job! *c l* immigration officer from city of walls and secrets: hey! new employee! get back to work! sokka: yes ma'am! *continues sweeping* *canned laughter* zuko's part coming soon, i know you're all eager to hear how zuko will resolve having 2 dates on the same night! |
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(i think i'll use - instead of * from now on, and italics means they're saying it in their head) jin: -knocks on zuko's door- -door opens- zuko: hey! jin! jin: hey, ready for our date? zuko: yes! definitely! indeed! really! one second! -c l- sokka: (in zuko's flat) are you sure this will work? zuko: positive! here's your 50 copper now, i'll pay you the rest after the dates. -c l- zuko: there, your make-up's all done. -sokka looks in mirror, he has zuko's scar and zuko's hair and clothes- -c l- sokka: wow, i look just like you, only better! -c l- zuko: har har, now let's hear your impression of me. sokka: (in mock zuko voice) i must capture the avatar to restore my honour. -c l- zuko:..... pretty good! let's go! sokka: -he is pushed out the door- watch it! -c l- jin: zuko? sokka: (in mock zuko voice) yes, it's me, zuko -c l- jin:.........great! let's go! -at the restaurant- jin: table for two please! waitress (the immigration lady from city of walls and secrets): right this way please sokka: don't i (switches to zuko voice) don't i know you? -c l- waitress: no, you don't, now please sit here. -she seats them- jin: isn't this place lovely! sokka: yes (clears throat and says again in zuko voice) yes it is! -a few tables down- real zuko: mai! over here! -mai runs over to him- mai: you're late! zuko: sorry! let's sit down over here. -they sit- jin: so what do you like most about living in ba sing se? sokka: (in zv) err..uuh... what would zuko say? the chance to capture the avatar! -c l- jin: ooookay... sokka: stupid! stupid! stupid! waitress: what'll it be? sokka: i'll have the chicken pig, extra large. jin: but you're allergic to chicken pig! sokka:...you're right! i am! -c l- sokka: this is going to be a loooong night! -c l- |
"Escape From The Spirit World"
Fire Sage Kaja: (helping a meditating young Roku master the Avatar State) Concentrate on your breath... clear your mind of all thoughts... Enter the Avatar State...
Young Roku: Inhale... and exhale... I think my leg is falling asleep... clearing mind... I hope we're not eating komodo chiken for lunch again... ARRGGH, CONCENTRATE! (a flatuating sound is heard; young Roku looks startled and embarrassed)
Fire Sage Kaja: Sigh... (facepalm)
"The Chase"
(Aang and Azula face off in a showdown in an abandoned western boom town)
Azula: Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
Zuko: (rides in) Yes, I really do, considering all the times you made me cr-- er, (glacning at Aang for a split second) tried to make me cry.
Aang: (tries not to laugh)
SPOILER
Toph: Ummm
Zuko:Who's there *blows fire at Toph's feet
Toph:AHHH GoDD@amnit!
Director: CUT! WHat's going on?!
Toph:Mother****** Zuko you burn in **** OH ****
Director:OKay who forgot the anti-flamable pads on her feet?!
Mike:uhhhh. well there's gonna be a good part!
Director: Okay roll the camera
Toph:Ahhh get away from me!
Zuko:I know One way to repay you
Toph: Uhh thats good Zuko give it to me!
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#5: It's not your fault, your going crazy! (Nightmares and Daydreams) *aang while sleep walking* Aang: I can't take it! I keep thinking about you all the time! I...I....I love you! *kisses a dream katara* Girl outside dream: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK! *aang wakes up* Aang: Ugh...who screamed. *slap in the face* Toph: TWINKLETOES! YOU IDIOT! YOU KISSED ME! Aang: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! No, I didn't mean to... Katara: Calm down toph, it's not his fault. Sokka: Yeah, he's been going crazy lately. Toph: Yeah, I know twinkletoes doesn't have feeling for me. *whispears to aang* If you messed up my chances with sokka, your gonna be in for a rude awakening, sick or not sick. *toph walks off* Katara: Besides, we all know your not in love with anyone in the group, right. Aang: Yeah...heh heh....right. *sokka and katara walk away* Aang: *smacks himself* Idiot! -_- Moment #4 coming up. |
SPOILER
From the "Western Air Temple":
Zuko: *Burns Toph's feet with fire*
Zuko: I'm sorry!It was a mistake!
Toph: A MISTAKE?YOU BURNED MY******* FEET WITH YOUR ****** FIREBENDING!WHAT THE-
Direcrtor: CUT! Toph,quit cursing!
Toph: WELL HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR FEET WERE BURNED?
Zuko: We told to to put pads on your feet,but you don't listen.
Toph: I'M LEAVING THIS STUPID SHOW!YOU HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER POOR BLIND *****!
Director: This is your fault Zuko!You were the one who suggested the burn Toph's feet part.You're fired!
Zuko: Fired?I'll show you fired!*Firebends and sets the directors hair on fire*
Director: AHH!HELP!
Western Air Temple Deleted Scene: Toph has had it!
Katara: I'm telling you... that boy's bad news.
Toph: Oh, Katara aren't you being a little grouchy.
Katara: HE BURNT YOUR FEET!!
Toph: Look, it was an accident. He thought it was somebody else. He said it himself.
Sokka: We could've found another one.
Toph: LOOK I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE BOTH OF YOU!!! LOOK AT YOU KATARA.. It was easy finding a waterbending teacher for you.
Katara: Bu....
Toph: BUT NOTHING!!! Sokka TOLD ME THE STORY!!! A LITTLE SEXISM IS NOT A BIG PROBLEM!!!! Zuko seems fine to me.
Sokka: Um, Toph... Katara has been through a lot...
Katara: Yeah... he attacked my village, stole my necklace, used it as a lure, and got a hold of my feelings once.
Toph: Ha!!! I can feel that some of this is your fault. Look watergirl the village thing happened a LONG time ago.. and the necklace ha! You shouldn't have been stealing the scroll and bullying Aang in the first place.. And the last thing.. you're just too gulliable. I mean COME ON!!!!
Sokka: * looks at Katara * She does have a point, you were actually messing with Aang a little bit *
Katara: Grr.. * walks away in defeat *
Toph: Ever hear of the word Karma! You should look it up. All these other firebenders are long gone too.What was she thinking.
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| Blaster33456 wrote: |
Western Air Temple Deleted Scene: Toph has had it! Katara: I'm telling you... that boy's bad news. Toph: Oh, Katara aren't you being a little grouchy. Katara: HE BURNT YOUR FEET!! Toph: Look, it was an accident. He thought it was somebody else. He said it himself. Sokka: We could've found another one. Toph: LOOK I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE BOTH OF YOU!!! LOOK AT YOU KATARA.. It was easy finding a waterbending teacher for you. Katara: Bu.... Toph: BUT NOTHING!!! Sokka TOLD ME THE STORY!!! A LITTLE SEXISM IS NOT A BIG PROBLEM!!!! Zuko seems fine to me. Sokka: Um, Toph... Katara has been through a lot... Katara: Yeah... he attacked my village, stole my necklace, used it as a lure, and got a hold of my feelings once. Toph: Ha!!! I can feel that some of this is your fault. Look watergirl the village thing happened a LONG time ago.. and the necklace ha! You shouldn't have been stealing the scroll and bullying Aang in the first place.. And the last thing.. you're just too gulliable. I mean COME ON!!!! Sokka: * looks at Katara * She does have a point, you were actually messing with Aang a little bit * Katara: Grr.. * walks away in defeat * Toph: Ever hear of the word Karma! You should look it up. All these other firebenders are long gone too.What was she thinking. |
A winner! ^_^
Another one from "Western Air Temple"
Katara: ...You make one mistake, one step back. You won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll end it right there, permanantly!
Zuko: Alright you asked for it!*firebends and kills Katara*
Director: CUT!Zuko,you were not supposed to do that!
Zuko: Why should I take that?Just because I'm good now does not mean that I'll take that!
Aang: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!Ah well,we can go on without her.
Young Roku: (passing by a cocky Waterbender)
Cocky Waterbender: Hey, Hothead! (water-whips him) You off to roast marshmallows or somethin'?
Young Roku: Hey! That was uncalled for!
Cocky Waterbender: You know what else is uncalled for? YOUR MOMMA!
Young Roku: )_(* OK, it's on! Agni Kai at sunset!
Cocky Waterbender: Hey, genius, I'm a waterbender, not a firebender.
Young Roku: Oh... ummm... Aqua Kai! At sunset!
"Western Air Temple"
Toph: (about Zuko, who is contstantly being licked by Appa) Appa seems to like him.
Sokka: He probably covered himself in honey to get him to lick him.
Appa: (licks Zuko up into his mouth and swollows him whole)
GAang: O.o;
Zuko: (from inside Appa) OK... the honey idea probably wasn't very smart... (short pause) Boy, he eats a lot of apples.
Director: (sigh) Someone get Appa to upchuck the Fire Prince.
