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    Psyche987

    [2741]Dec 18, 2007
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    Love the 'aang trying to kiss katara' top ten! Haha! Spongebob Karma at 54percent! lmao! The Toph one and the Yue Moon one absolutely cracked me up.

    Oh yeah, and I like the Zuko being swallowed by appa thing, and Zuko being waterbent of a cliff....

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    Blaster33456

    [2742]Dec 18, 2007
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    What the firebenders are like in Aang's world:

    Aang: Can you help me firebend?

    Firebender: * kills him *

    Sokka's world:

    Sokka: Can you help Aang firebend?

    Firebender: * kills him and Aang *

    Toph's world:

    Toph: Can you help Aang firebend

    Firebender: * kills her, Sokka, and Aang

    Katara's world

    Katara: Can you help aang firebend?

    Firebender: Sure, I'll help Aang firebend.. You know what I'll help you defeat him myself..

    Back to reality

    Katara: I think we should keep looking for firebenders

    Sokka: ARE YOU MAD!!!!!?? It's not like they're gonna be like we'll help Aang firebend

    Katara: Yes they will!

    Toph: * comes up and slaps her * You stupid watery b****

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    DanSandwichBoy

    [2743]Dec 18, 2007
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    "The Waterbending Master"
    (a shy waterbending boy watches Katara's headstrong attempts to get Master Pakku to teach her)
    Boy: (steps up awkwardly) You know, since that Katara girl really wants to learn to waterbend, it makes me feel better about coming out and confessing... (in a "I'll just blurt it out and get it over with" way) I wanna learn to heal!
    Rest of Water Tribe present on the scene: O.o;
    Master Pakku: )_)* She's a bad influence, that Katara.
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    BradyBannister5

    [2744]Dec 18, 2007
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    Zuko's New Actor Act I - How it all started

    Director: AND, Action!

    Zuko: It's time I faced Azula!

    Iroh: *face palm*

    Azula: Your so dramatic. What? Are you going to challenge me to a SaggyGuy?

    Zuko: .....

    Azula: Whoops sorry, must've slipped my line there...

    Zuko: You always slip your line! Everyone here is always screwing up! I can't work like this anymore! I QUIT!!!

    Director: But Zuko, you are like our best...

    Zuko: I don't need you, I'll just go work on another show where I can act emo, like...like the Sopranos, or Headbanger's Ball! SCREW YOU!

    Zuko's New Actor Act II - Auditions

    *Aang walks in and sees a bunch of people lined up outside the set. Aang walks in the set.*

    Aang: Why are all of these people here?

    Director: I'm holding auditions for Zuko's new actor, maybe we can find someone good...

    Aang: I have a bad feeling about this...

    *first guy walks in*

    Director: Hello sir, what's your name?

    M. Night Shyamalan: I am M. Night Shyamalan.

    Director: Ok, here is a line from Day of Black Sun, try it.

    M. Night Shyamalan: I've decided to join with the Avatar, WHAT A TWIST!!!

    Director: Next!

    50 Cent: I musta' cap-cha' dat' mo' fo' avata' to resto' my ho-na!

    Director: ......NEXT!!!!!

    Stewie Griffin: What the deuce? How the hell is my father gonna accept me if your the one who took down the bloody Avatar. DAMN YOU!

    Director: next, next, next, next, next!

    * 3 Hours Later*

    Director: Not one actor could fill his shoes, though I believe Dante Bosco got PRETTY close. I just wish Zuko would come back.

    * Far Away by Nickelback plays in the background*

    TO BE CONTINUED...

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    tomtitan

    [2745]Dec 18, 2007
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    Psyche987 wrote:

    Love the 'aang trying to kiss katara' top ten! Haha! Spongebob Karma at 54percent! lmao! The Toph one and the Yue Moon one absolutely cracked me up.

    Oh yeah, and I like the Zuko being swallowed by appa thing, and Zuko being waterbent of a cliff....

    ...no love for the avatar sitcom then?
    *feels unloved*
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    Atu_1

    [2746]Dec 18, 2007
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    Hilarious.
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    ShadowfaxSTF

    [2747]Dec 18, 2007
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    DanSandwichBoy wrote:
    "The Waterbending Master"
    (a shy waterbending boy watches Katara's headstrong attempts to get Master Pakku to teach her)
    Boy: (steps up awkwardly) You know, since that Katara girl really wants to learn to waterbend, it makes me feel better about coming out and confessing... (in a "I'll just blurt it out and get it over with" way) I wanna learn to heal!
    Rest of Water Tribe present on the scene: O.o;
    Master Pakku: )_)* She's a bad influence, that Katara.

    Lol, that was a great idea, original. Keep it up!

    tomtitan wrote:
    Psyche987 wrote:

    Love the 'aang trying to kiss katara' top ten! Haha! Spongebob Karma at 54percent! lmao! The Toph one and the Yue Moon one absolutely cracked me up.

    Oh yeah, and I like the Zuko being swallowed by appa thing, and Zuko being waterbent of a cliff....
    ...no love for the avatar sitcom then? *feels unloved*

    Aww, don't feel that way tomtitan! Here, have a mini cookie. {hands cookie }

    And if it makes you feel any better, I've been laughing and following them since your first one, nobody talks about canned laughter quite as good as you do.

    If only there'd be more sitcoms like this on real TV, there's never anything good on these days. Bye Frasier, bye Raymond, bye Still Standing, bye family-friendly Two and a Half Men, bye funny-children Home Improvement, bye Married to the Kellys (cries), {flees to TomTitan's sitcom}.

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    Atu_1

    [2748]Dec 18, 2007
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    ShadowfaxSTF wrote:
    DanSandwichBoy wrote:
    "The Waterbending Master"
    (a shy waterbending boy watches Katara's headstrong attempts to get Master Pakku to teach her)
    Boy: (steps up awkwardly) You know, since that Katara girl really wants to learn to waterbend, it makes me feel better about coming out and confessing... (in a "I'll just blurt it out and get it over with" way) I wanna learn to heal!
    Rest of Water Tribe present on the scene: O.o;
    Master Pakku: )_)* She's a bad influence, that Katara.
    Lol, that was a great idea, original. Keep it up!
    Yes it was. I thought it was going to lead in to something else, nice twist.
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    tomtitan

    [2749]Dec 18, 2007
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    ShadowfaxSTF wrote:

    DanSandwichBoy wrote:
    "The Waterbending Master"
    (a shy waterbending boy watches Katara's headstrong attempts to get Master Pakku to teach her)
    Boy: (steps up awkwardly) You know, since that Katara girl really wants to learn to waterbend, it makes me feel better about coming out and confessing... (in a "I'll just blurt it out and get it over with" way) I wanna learn to heal!
    Rest of Water Tribe present on the scene: O.o;
    Master Pakku: )_)* She's a bad influence, that Katara.

    Lol, that was a great idea, original. Keep it up!

    tomtitan wrote:
    Psyche987 wrote:

    Love the 'aang trying to kiss katara' top ten! Haha! Spongebob Karma at 54percent! lmao! The Toph one and the Yue Moon one absolutely cracked me up.

    Oh yeah, and I like the Zuko being swallowed by appa thing, and Zuko being waterbent of a cliff....
    ...no love for the avatar sitcom then? *feels unloved*

    Aww, don't feel that way tomtitan! Here, have a mini cookie. {hands cookie }

    And if it makes you feel any better, I've been laughing and following them since your first one, nobody talks about canned laughter quite as good as you do.

    If only there'd be more sitcoms like this on real TV, there's never anything good on these days. Bye Frasier, bye Raymond, bye Still Standing, bye family-friendly Two and a Half Men, bye funny-children Home Improvement, bye Married to the Kellys (cries), {flees to TomTitan's sitcom}.

    you're free to add to it if you want.

    ONE MORE THING! i'm sorry but i have to post this, this is an idea i had for a heroes sitcom, involving sylar.

    person: sylar.... have you been eating brains again?

    *canned laughter*

    sylar: maaaaaybe...

    *canned laughter*

    that's how i fist came up with the idea. carry on forum posters.

    *eats cookies*

    ONE MORE THING! since it is the festive season here's a great idea for an avatar blooper, yup, you guessed it, avatar christmas carol! i just had an idea for one, and i'm gonna try and make it it involves azula being mean to mai and ty lee and not spending enough on their christmas presents, but then 3 avatars of xmas past (roku) present (aang) and future (nameless) come to her and show her the error of her ways. and here's the best part, i'm gonna try to make it all rhyme!

    i probably won't be able to do it well, if anyone thinks they can do it, try!

    ONE MORE THING!

    merry christmas!

    azula: bah, humbug!

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    DanSandwichBoy

    [2750]Dec 18, 2007
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    Atu_1 wrote:
    ShadowfaxSTF wrote:
    DanSandwichBoy wrote:
    "The Waterbending Master"
    (a shy waterbending boy watches Katara's headstrong attempts to get Master Pakku to teach her)
    Boy: (steps up awkwardly) You know, since that Katara girl really wants to learn to waterbend, it makes me feel better about coming out and confessing... (in a "I'll just blurt it out and get it over with" way) I wanna learn to heal!
    Rest of Water Tribe present on the scene: O.o;
    Master Pakku: )_)* She's a bad influence, that Katara.
    Lol, that was a great idea, original. Keep it up!
    Yes it was. I thought it was going to lead in to something else, nice twist.

    What were you expecting? A love confession? lol

    (Katara can be heard from her trailer singing "All I Want for Christmas"; two crewworkers pass by, one is for Kataang, the other is for Zatura)
    Kataang Crewman: Aww, isn't that sweet. She's singing for her Aangie.
    Zatura Crewman: What are you nuts!? She's obviously singing for Zuko!
    KC: You're nuts! Katara hates Zuko after all that chasing an the "Crossroads of Destiny" thing!
    ZC: Katara can't get together with Aang! He's two years younger than she is!
    KC: Um, Katara's two years younger than Kuko, you know.
    ZC: Yesh, well the hero gets the girl is so cliche!
    KC: No more cliche than the girl falls for the bad boy.
    ZC: That's it, it's on! Agni Kai at sunset!
    KC: You bet, it's on! It's on like Donkey Kong!
    (The crewman storm off in their separate ways; Katara peeks her head out the door wondering what all the shouting was about)

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    tomtitan

    [2751]Dec 18, 2007
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    Avatar carol, part 1, slightly different format to normal bloopers, oh well.

    'Twas the day before Christmas and in the Fire Lord's home,
    Princess Azula, through the corridors did roam,
    She was quite content, and calm as can be,
    'Tomorrow is not special; it's just another day to me',
    Her friends however, had a different outlook,
    And Ty Lee came to Azula, as she was reading a book.
    'Merry Christmas to you, I bring you a gift,
    I want to give it to you, before the twenty-fifth',
    She said with a smile, so warm it could melt butter,
    But her friend did not care (she's quite a nutter),
    'Bah Humbug!' she said, callous as can be,
    'I do not care for this season, can you not see?'
    'But Azula', she said, 'It's Christmas Eve!'
    'Go away now, before the guards make you leave!'
    Azula's friend Mai came in with a smile,
    'Mai, Look at your face, I haven't seen that in a while!'
    ''Tis the season, my friend, it's the one time of year,
    Where even emos like me have a festive cheer.'
    'Not you too!' Azula said. 'This holiday's spread far!
    if emos like it. (c wut i did thar?)
    'Why do you hate Christmas?' Mai came out and cried,
    'Bah Humbug!' Azula simply replied.

    Later that night, Azula was troubled with dreams,
    Where she was plagued by ghosts and things weren't as they seem,
    She suddenly awoke, frightened as can be,
    When out of the shadows, Roku appeared for her to see,
    'Who are you,' she said 'and why are you here?'
    'I am an avatar past, come to fill you with cheer!'
    'I do not want to be filled with cheer such as this',
    'I'll change that for you, with a little time twist!'
    And suddenly the room melted before here eyes,
    And a scene from the past materialised,
    Azula saw herself, only 8 years old,
    Torturing her brother, Azula saw this and lolled.
    'This is how your brother felt, all those years ago'
    Azula looked at Roku, and simply said 'So?'
    'Do you not see all the pain you have caused?'
    'Meh, I don't care, can we go now? I'm bored!'
    So Azula appeared once again in her room,
    Unchanged by the events, and the Avatar faded soon,
    Azula once again went to sleep, but not for long,
    You thought this was the end? Boy are you wrong!
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    gilvatar

    [2752]Dec 18, 2007
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    Azula: *singing and dancing to herself in the mirror* You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
    You really are a heel.
    You're as cuddly as a cactus,
    You're as charming as an eel.
    Mr. Grinch.

    You're a bad banana
    With a greasy black peel.

    You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
    Your heart's an empty hole.
    Your brain is full of spiders,
    You've got garlic in your soul.
    Mr. Grinch.

    I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole....

    Tylee: ummm Azula......what aryou doing?
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    DanSandwichBoy

    [2753]Dec 18, 2007
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    I imangined the ATLA equivolent of Christmas would be Avatarmas, the day of December 25 when the first human Avatar was born. He was primarily a waterbender, by the way.
    Edited on 12/18/2007 1:23pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    Atu_1

    [2754]Dec 18, 2007
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    keep em comin!
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    the1stavatar

    [2755]Dec 18, 2007
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    the1stavatar wrote:
    Atu_1 wrote:
    the1stavatar wrote:
    the1stavatar wrote:
    the1stavatar wrote:
    "Aang's Top 10, (Not seen on TV) attempts to kiss katara"

    10: Ending of Seige of the North

    *after they look at the moon and sokka leaves*
    Aang: Wow, the moon sure is pretty.
    *prepares to say more romantic comments*
    Katara: Aww, you have a crush on Yue.
    Aang: What?!?! No I don't.
    Sokka: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! *tackles aang*
    Aang: NO! I DON'T! SERIOUSLY! ARRGH!
    *katara walks away giggling, aang doesn't see her leave*
    Sokka: *getting off aang* I guess that's true. My bad.
    *sokka leaves*
    Aang: So katara... *looks around* -_-

    9: In the Libary!
    Aang: Hey katara, there's a story in here that says how a air nation monk and a water tribe girl start out as friends.
    Katara: Cool.
    Aang: And then they later fall in love and get married.
    Katara: Cool.
    Aang: Won't that be funny if that happened to us?
    Katara: Cool.
    Aang: Really? You'd like that.
    Katara: Oh sorry aang, I was talking to the proffesor. What were you talking about?
    Aang: -_-

    8. In the fire nation town during "The Deserter"
    *after fireworks explosion*
    Aang: Wow, don't those fireworks look cool?
    Katara: They look amazing.
    *aang closes his eyes, katara turns her back for a sec to get some water, aang leans in to kiss katara, but ends up kissing air, then falls back*
    Katara: There we go, reloaded. Aang? Why are you on your back?
    Aang: -_-

    7. Headband: Dancing Scene (Deleted Scene)
    *katara and aang are dancing*
    *heads start coming close to each other*
    *aang leans in to kiss her*
    *Katara is unaware of this, turns her body*
    *aang trips and hits the ground*
    Audience: Ouch....
    Aang: -_-

    More Moments coming soon...


    It's time for momment #6!

    6: Kiss on the great wall

    Sokka: Well, our best bet is to go that way on the train.
    Aang: Wow, It sure looks nice up here, doesn't it katara?
    Katara: Yeah it does.
    *katara turns around, aang quickly does a breath check, then slowly leans over to kiss katara as soon as she turns around*
    Sokka: We should probally go in this *turns arm to point in one directon, hitting aang and making him fall off the wall*...direction.
    Aang: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hits the ground hard*
    Sokka: That had to hurt.
    Toph: Big Time.
    *katara looks over*
    Katara: You O.K aang?
    Aang: -_-

    Moment #5 coming up!
    Moment #5 of Aang's Top Ten of Screen Kiss attempts:

    #5: It's not your fault, your going crazy! (Nightmares and Daydreams)

    *aang while sleep walking*

    Aang: I can't take it! I keep thinking about you all the time! I...I....I love you! *kisses a dream katara*

    Girl outside dream: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!

    *aang wakes up*

    Aang: Ugh...who screamed.

    *slap in the face*

    Toph: TWINKLETOES! YOU IDIOT! YOU KISSED ME!

    Aang: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! No, I didn't mean to...

    Katara: Calm down toph, it's not his fault.

    Sokka: Yeah, he's been going crazy lately.

    Toph: Yeah, I know twinkletoes doesn't have feeling for me. *whispears to aang* If you messed up my chances with sokka, your gonna be in for a rude awakening, sick or not sick.

    *toph walks off*

    Katara: Besides, we all know your not in love with anyone in the group, right.

    Aang: Yeah...heh heh....right.

    *sokka and katara walk away*

    Aang: *smacks himself* Idiot! -_-

    Moment #4 coming up.
    fix'd.


    Thanks.

    #4: Get ya fortune cookies! This one smells like trouble!

    Aang: *finds the panda lily* Yes, I got one! Heh heh, nothing can stop me now. Now I need to find a nice romantic spot to give the flower to katara, and tell her my feelings! Nothing can stop me now!

    *high above in the cosmic energy place*

    Karma Guy 1: Who do we give karma to today?
    Karma Guy 2: Let's spin the wheel of karma!
    *wheel of karma is made up of 54% spongebob, 25% Sokka, 10% Zuko, 10% Cabbage Man, 1% Aang.*
    *they spin the wheel*
    Karma Dudes: Spinny! Spinny! Spinny! Spinnny!

    *meanwhile on appa*
    Aang: Hey katara, I want to give you something, and also tell you something really important.
    Katara: What is it aang?
    Aang: *thinking* Nothing can stop me now*

    *meanwhile*
    *wheel turns 100% Aang*
    *lands on aang*
    Karma Guy 1: It's Aang! The Wheel has spoken!
    Karma Guy 2: What do we do to him.
    Karma Dudes: LIGHTNING STIRKE THE FLOWER!

    *lightning hits the flower and sets it on fire as aang is about to give it to katara*
    Katara: Omg, I'm sorry aang. What was it that you wanted to give me?
    Aang: *annoyed* oh nothing...
    Katara: What was it you wanted to tell me?
    Aang: *still annoyed* Oh...nothing...
    Katara: O.k.
    *after they land and katara is far away*
    Aang: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DARN YOU CARMA!
    Karma Dudes: Chuckras! Chuckras! Everybody loves chuckras! Chuckras! Chuckras! Onion and Bananna Juice Tastes Good! YUM!

    Moment #3 Coming up!


    #3: Hey Katara I....SOKKA! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! (Avatar Day)

    *right before kyoshi testifies, in a private area so aang can say his "last good byes*

    Mayor: O.k, let's make this quick. Citizens are getting angry.
    Citizen 1: I want the tourture machine!
    Citizen 2: Eaten by Bears!
    Citizen 3: Make Zutara happen!
    *everyone looks at the citizen who just said that*
    Citizen 3: Well...it would torture him forever.
    *everyone mumbles in agreement*
    Sokka: Any idea what they are talking about?
    Katara: Nope.
    Aang: Phew.
    Katara: What was that aang?
    Aang: Uhhh...where's the outfit katara?
    Katara: Oh yeah, sokka go get it.
    Sokka: Fine.
    *sokka leaves*
    Aang: Katara, I have something to say to you, incase I die.
    Katara: You won't. I'm positive. Don't worry. *3 second pause* But tell me anyway!
    Aang: Katara...I...
    Sokka: Hey, you think being eaten by sharks is painful? That may be the best way to go.
    Aang: Sokka...go get the costume.
    Sokka: Fine.
    *sokka leaves again*
    Aang: Where was I? Oh yeah...Katara...I...
    Sokka: Did it hurt when you got that tatoo on your head, and your back, where you spine is?
    Aang: Sokka....please...go...
    Sokka: Oh yeah, sorry.
    *leaves*
    Aang: Where was I?
    Citizen 3: ZUTARA!
    Aang: SHUT UP! *airbends him out of the area*
    Aang: Katara...*trying to keep cool* I...
    Sokka: *poking aang* Bother, Bother, Bother, Bother, Bother! Sorry, had to do this before you died. I love when those little puppets do it, they are so cute and...
    Aang: SOKKA! THE COSTUME!
    Citizen 3: ZUTARA!
    Aang: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!!
    *sokka leaves*
    Aang: *really trying to keep it together* Katara...I...
    Mayor: Sorry, times up. Time for you to go back to the trial. You, water tribe girl, leave.
    *katara leaves*
    Aang: Can't you give me five...
    Mayor: No.
    Sokka: I got the costume. It was right over there, 10 steps away from where your standing. We could have had an awsome, amazing, heart-warming moment that millions of people who could be watching us from somewhere would love, and something big and beautiful could have...
    Aang: ARRGH! *tackles and beats up sokka*
    Sokka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    Mayor: We'll add that to your charges.
    Citizen 4: KATAANG!

    Moment #2 Coming up! And what will be teh #1 moment? Find out soon enough...
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    Atu_1

    [2756]Dec 18, 2007
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    Fell out of chair laughing!!!! HHAHAHA1 How will you top that?
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    4nationfury

    [2757]Dec 18, 2007
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    That was the funniest one yet the1stAvatar. Keep it up.
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    the1stavatar

    [2758]Dec 18, 2007
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    the1stavatar wrote:
    the1stavatar wrote:
    Atu_1 wrote:
    the1stavatar wrote:
    the1stavatar wrote:
    the1stavatar wrote:
    "Aang's Top 10, (Not seen on TV) attempts to kiss katara"

    10: Ending of Seige of the North

    *after they look at the moon and sokka leaves*
    Aang: Wow, the moon sure is pretty.
    *prepares to say more romantic comments*
    Katara: Aww, you have a crush on Yue.
    Aang: What?!?! No I don't.
    Sokka: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! *tackles aang*
    Aang: NO! I DON'T! SERIOUSLY! ARRGH!
    *katara walks away giggling, aang doesn't see her leave*
    Sokka: *getting off aang* I guess that's true. My bad.
    *sokka leaves*
    Aang: So katara... *looks around* -_-

    9: In the Libary!
    Aang: Hey katara, there's a story in here that says how a air nation monk and a water tribe girl start out as friends.
    Katara: Cool.
    Aang: And then they later fall in love and get married.
    Katara: Cool.
    Aang: Won't that be funny if that happened to us?
    Katara: Cool.
    Aang: Really? You'd like that.
    Katara: Oh sorry aang, I was talking to the proffesor. What were you talking about?
    Aang: -_-

    8. In the fire nation town during "The Deserter"
    *after fireworks explosion*
    Aang: Wow, don't those fireworks look cool?
    Katara: They look amazing.
    *aang closes his eyes, katara turns her back for a sec to get some water, aang leans in to kiss katara, but ends up kissing air, then falls back*
    Katara: There we go, reloaded. Aang? Why are you on your back?
    Aang: -_-

    7. Headband: Dancing Scene (Deleted Scene)
    *katara and aang are dancing*
    *heads start coming close to each other*
    *aang leans in to kiss her*
    *Katara is unaware of this, turns her body*
    *aang trips and hits the ground*
    Audience: Ouch....
    Aang: -_-

    More Moments coming soon...


    It's time for momment #6!

    6: Kiss on the great wall

    Sokka: Well, our best bet is to go that way on the train.
    Aang: Wow, It sure looks nice up here, doesn't it katara?
    Katara: Yeah it does.
    *katara turns around, aang quickly does a breath check, then slowly leans over to kiss katara as soon as she turns around*
    Sokka: We should probally go in this *turns arm to point in one directon, hitting aang and making him fall off the wall*...direction.
    Aang: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hits the ground hard*
    Sokka: That had to hurt.
    Toph: Big Time.
    *katara looks over*
    Katara: You O.K aang?
    Aang: -_-

    Moment #5 coming up!
    Moment #5 of Aang's Top Ten of Screen Kiss attempts:

    #5: It's not your fault, your going crazy! (Nightmares and Daydreams)

    *aang while sleep walking*

    Aang: I can't take it! I keep thinking about you all the time! I...I....I love you! *kisses a dream katara*

    Girl outside dream: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!

    *aang wakes up*

    Aang: Ugh...who screamed.

    *slap in the face*

    Toph: TWINKLETOES! YOU IDIOT! YOU KISSED ME!

    Aang: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! No, I didn't mean to...

    Katara: Calm down toph, it's not his fault.

    Sokka: Yeah, he's been going crazy lately.

    Toph: Yeah, I know twinkletoes doesn't have feeling for me. *whispears to aang* If you messed up my chances with sokka, your gonna be in for a rude awakening, sick or not sick.

    *toph walks off*

    Katara: Besides, we all know your not in love with anyone in the group, right.

    Aang: Yeah...heh heh....right.

    *sokka and katara walk away*

    Aang: *smacks himself* Idiot! -_-

    Moment #4 coming up.
    fix'd.


    Thanks.

    #4: Get ya fortune cookies! This one smells like trouble!

    Aang: *finds the panda lily* Yes, I got one! Heh heh, nothing can stop me now. Now I need to find a nice romantic spot to give the flower to katara, and tell her my feelings! Nothing can stop me now!

    *high above in the cosmic energy place*

    Karma Guy 1: Who do we give karma to today?
    Karma Guy 2: Let's spin the wheel of karma!
    *wheel of karma is made up of 54% spongebob, 25% Sokka, 10% Zuko, 10% Cabbage Man, 1% Aang.*
    *they spin the wheel*
    Karma Dudes: Spinny! Spinny! Spinny! Spinnny!

    *meanwhile on appa*
    Aang: Hey katara, I want to give you something, and also tell you something really important.
    Katara: What is it aang?
    Aang: *thinking* Nothing can stop me now*

    *meanwhile*
    *wheel turns 100% Aang*
    *lands on aang*
    Karma Guy 1: It's Aang! The Wheel has spoken!
    Karma Guy 2: What do we do to him.
    Karma Dudes: LIGHTNING STIRKE THE FLOWER!

    *lightning hits the flower and sets it on fire as aang is about to give it to katara*
    Katara: Omg, I'm sorry aang. What was it that you wanted to give me?
    Aang: *annoyed* oh nothing...
    Katara: What was it you wanted to tell me?
    Aang: *still annoyed* Oh...nothing...
    Katara: O.k.
    *after they land and katara is far away*
    Aang: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DARN YOU CARMA!
    Karma Dudes: Chuckras! Chuckras! Everybody loves chuckras! Chuckras! Chuckras! Onion and Bananna Juice Tastes Good! YUM!

    Moment #3 Coming up!


    #3: Hey Katara I....SOKKA! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! (Avatar Day)

    *right before kyoshi testifies, in a private area so aang can say his "last good byes*

    Mayor: O.k, let's make this quick. Citizens are getting angry.
    Citizen 1: I want the tourture machine!
    Citizen 2: Eaten by Bears!
    Citizen 3: Make Zutara happen!
    *everyone looks at the citizen who just said that*
    Citizen 3: Well...it would torture him forever.
    *everyone mumbles in agreement*
    Sokka: Any idea what they are talking about?
    Katara: Nope.
    Aang: Phew.
    Katara: What was that aang?
    Aang: Uhhh...where's the outfit katara?
    Katara: Oh yeah, sokka go get it.
    Sokka: Fine.
    *sokka leaves*
    Aang: Katara, I have something to say to you, incase I die.
    Katara: You won't. I'm positive. Don't worry. *3 second pause* But tell me anyway!
    Aang: Katara...I...
    Sokka: Hey, you think being eaten by sharks is painful? That may be the best way to go.
    Aang: Sokka...go get the costume.
    Sokka: Fine.
    *sokka leaves again*
    Aang: Where was I? Oh yeah...Katara...I...
    Sokka: Did it hurt when you got that tatoo on your head, and your back, where you spine is?
    Aang: Sokka....please...go...
    Sokka: Oh yeah, sorry.
    *leaves*
    Aang: Where was I?
    Citizen 3: ZUTARA!
    Aang: SHUT UP! *airbends him out of the area*
    Aang: Katara...*trying to keep cool* I...
    Sokka: *poking aang* Bother, Bother, Bother, Bother, Bother! Sorry, had to do this before you died. I love when those little puppets do it, they are so cute and...
    Aang: SOKKA! THE COSTUME!
    Citizen 3: ZUTARA!
    Aang: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!!
    *sokka leaves*
    Aang: *really trying to keep it together* Katara...I...
    Mayor: Sorry, times up. Time for you to go back to the trial. You, water tribe girl, leave.
    *katara leaves*
    Aang: Can't you give me five...
    Mayor: No.
    Sokka: I got the costume. It was right over there, 10 steps away from where your standing. We could have had an awsome, amazing, heart-warming moment that millions of people who could be watching us from somewhere would love, and something big and beautiful could have...
    Aang: ARRGH! *tackles and beats up sokka*
    Sokka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    Mayor: We'll add that to your charges.
    Citizen 4: KATAANG!

    Moment #2 Coming up! And what will be teh #1 moment? Find out soon enough...


    #2: Stupid...Stupid Interuptions... (Relates to no episode at all. Takes place while in the fire nation before 309 and after 302)

    *gaang is in camp during a boring day*
    *tiny spongebob doll is on a small rock shrine*
    Toph: I love you spongedoll! *kisses it*

    *meanwhile in camp*
    Aang: Hey Katara.
    Katara: Sigh...I'm so bored...I wish something good would happen today. I keep thinking about Jet, and mustash(less) Haru and...ewwwww.....
    Aang: What is it?
    Katara: I'm sensing a disturbance....multiple people want me to like zuko...they want me to kiss him...
    Aang: Calm down, there is no one who exists who wants that.
    Katara: Maybe.
    *both look out towards audience, not realising they are being watched*
    Aang: Nice sunset.
    Katara: Yeah.
    Aang: Hey katara...
    Katara: Yeah?
    Aang: Can I tell you something?

    Sokka: Hey Toph!
    Toph: O_O!!!!!!!!! SOKKA?!?!?!?!?!
    Sokka: WTH?!?!?!?!
    *toph starts to strangle the spongebob doll, then beats it up with a rock, which makes loud noises*

    Aang: Katara I....
    *noises start*
    Aang: Katara I...
    *noise gets louder*
    Aang: Katara, Look! Homeless children!
    Katara: Where? *runs toward where aang was pointing*
    *aang walks up slowly to toph and sokka*
    Aang: *breathes in* SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *airbends them away*
    *walks back slowly to where he was as if he never left* *breathes*
    Katara: Well, those weren't homeless children, those were kids who saw azula smile.
    Aang: Figures.
    Katara: You think there are people from beyond who hate azula like us.
    Aang: Maybe.
    *both look to the audience, clueless that people are watching them*
    Aang: Katara...I...
    *momo screeches*
    *appa roars*
    *both are fighting over the spongebob doll that landed near them*
    Aang: *indifferent and unamused* Oh...look...elders who need water.
    Katara: *face lights up* WHERE?!?!?! *runs toward that area*
    *aang walks up slowly to them, sighs, then summons a giant wave of water which causes them to go away*
    *aang then once again walks back to where he was*
    Katara: Back, those seniors were panicing when they saw Mai and Zuko kiss.
    Aang: Maizu haters.
    Katara: Yep. You think there are people who hate maizu?
    Aang: Maybe...
    *they look to the audience again, clueless*
    Aang: Katara, I...
    *sees combustion man*
    Aang: *indifferent* Oh look, injuried people who need shelter.
    Katara: WHERE? *runs off happily*
    *aang stands up, then causes and earthquake that launches combustion man away*
    Combustion Man: Combustion Man Blasts off again!
    Katara: Sorry about that, those injured people were chatty.
    Aang: Katara...I...
    *avatar sense kicks in, shows him the future*
    Katara: What is it?
    Aang: A message from beyond.
    Katara: What does it say?
    Aang: Ummm...Pooldude will...own...(insert name here)...within the hour....locked thread.
    Katara: Huh?
    Aang: No clue.
    Katara: K. I'm going to bed.
    Aang: WHAT? WHY?
    Katara: I had a long day. Lots of stuff happened to me. Ahh..such a nice day. Thanks aang.
    Aang: No problem.
    *expects katara to kiss him on the cheek*
    Katara: What are you doing?
    Aang: Oh...ummm...nothing, I just thought that you were going to...
    *katara is fast asleep*
    Aang: -_-
    Sokka: AANG!
    Toph: WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT!
    Appa: ROAR!
    Momo: SCREECH!
    Hawkey: *bird noise*
    Sokka: Hawkey! Your back!
    *hawkey looks at sokka for a minute, then flies away*
    Sokka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    *as rest of the gaang beats up aang, katara is fast asleep, unaware of what is going on*
    *meanwhile, the spongebob doll, is right near katara, and has now changed it's facial expression. It was originally just a smile, now it's a wink and a laugheter expression*

    Teh Number 1 Moment is tommorow.
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    Atu_1

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    . can't wait!
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    [2760]Dec 18, 2007
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    Lol, this is good stuff! Especially Toph.
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