#1 Moment of Aang's attempts to kiss Katara: Ain't Nature Great? (The Swamp)

Katara: We ought to find firewood.
Aang: No problem. Sokka, go get the firewood.
Sokka: Katara, are you going to let him...
Katara: You heard him. Firewood, now!
Sokka: Grr...stupid firewood, stupid tornado, stupid avatar, stupid...pile of...chocolate? *Angels sing* Chocolate Mountain!

Aang: Katara, do you think we will survive?
Katara: I dunno...
Aang: *thinks* Well...incase we die...
Katara: We're not gonna die...*pause* But tell me what you want to tell me anyway...for...err...good luck!
Aang: Well...

Sokka: Come to me presious choclate. *eats it* Mmmmm....and look, there's meat over here too! Eww...it's been eaten, but it's missing a leg... wait....meat...chocolate...

Aang: Katara...
Katara: Aang?

Sokka: Mysterious Choclate...3 day old, chewed meat...

Aang: I....
Sokka: WATER! *runs into aang and sends him flying into the lake near by*
*sokka stars jugging down water from the lake*
Katara: What the heck happened?
Sokka: I....ate...Chocolate...from...Meat!
Katara: You ate chocolate meat?
Sokka: No! Chocolate from meat.
Katara: You ate chocolate that was from a guy named Meat?
Sokka: NO! I ATE POOP!
Katara: Sokka...what the heck were you thinking?
Sokka: Sorry. I'll just go...get the...firewood.
*sokka leaves*
*katara helps aang out of the water, aang has seaweed hair, Katara giggles*
Aang: What?
Katara: You got seaweed in your hair.
*aang tries to get it off*
Katara: No! Don't take it off! I think it looks adoreable!
Aang: *beaming* Really?
Katara: Yeah!
Aang: *to self* Oh yeah...I look awsome, so good that I can kiss katara and she will say...
Sokka: NICE HAIR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *sokka cracks up*
Katara: Sokka!
*aang goes back in the lake*
Sokka: Aang, come back.
Aang: No.
Sokka: Seriously.
Aang: No.
Sokka: Please.
Aang: No.
Katara: Please come out.
*aang comes out smiling*
Aang: O.k.

Sokka: Here's the firewood. Now, I need to use the bathroom.
Katara: Fine.
*sokka leaves*
Katara: So, what did you want to say?
Aang: Oh yeah...Katara...
*katara's eyes start shining*
Aang: I...
Random Zutarian: ZUTARA OWNS KATAANG!
*aang and katara stare*
Random Zutarain: This was an add for the united Zutarian Group. Now we have more evidence for zutara even though it had nothing to do with zuko or katara! WOOT! *runs off*
Aang and Katara: .......
Aang: Can I try this again?
Katara: Of course.
Aang: Katara...I...
Sokka: Phew...good bathroom break. But, nothing better than that time aang was sleeping, and he was sleepbending while he was sleeping. Man, I loved watching those sperm he was waterbending out of his...
Aang: *blushing, airbends sokka away* Heh heh...I never actually did that.
Katara: *creeped out* Yeah.... *takes 5 steps back*
Sokka: And there was this one time, when he was shaving his armpits, and used airbending to make them dance, classic.
Aang: Uhh...I never did that.
*katara looks really creeped out*
Aang: *mumbling* Sokka...shut up...now...
Sokka: Oh, and there was that time, when aan thought it was trying to get some flowers, and he fartbended accidently, and got kicked out. Man, what a guy. No wonder you never date anyone!
Aang: *extremely embaressed* Sokka...your killing me...
Katara: You know...I think I'm gonna go...do...something.
*walks off*
Aang: Katara...I...! Grrrrrr.......sokka...
Sokka: Ahhh...good times. Hey, remember that time in omashu when you went streaking and *aang tackles sokka* ARRRGGGG!

O.k, that was my attempt at making the #1 Moment better than Moment #3 (which is currently moment #2.)

If this one is not as funny, then moment #3 will just be moment #1.

Next I'm gonna do the Top 10 Funniest Sokka Moments! Woot!

Ok. Here's mine:

Title: Super Mario and Avatar Collide!

One day, Mario was building a dimensional travel machine.

Luigi: What'cha doin'?

Mario: I'm building a time machine that can take us to another world.

Luigi: Cool! A few days later...

Mario: Done!

Luigi: Great! Let's try it!

Mario and Luigi step into the machine, and they push a button, when the shaking and everything stops, they find themselves in the World of Avatar.

Luigi: Where are we?

Mario: Some new kind of world.

Luigi: Let's check it out!

The Machine unfortinately.....took them to the Fire Nation... and they run into Zuko.

Zuko: Who are the two of you? Are you plumbers?

Mario: Actually we are famous heros of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Zuko: The Mushroom Kingdom? Never heard of it.

Luigi: What happened to your face?

Zuko: My father did this to me.

Mario: Really? Where is he?

Zuko: At the Fire Nation Palace. He looks like this:

Zuko shows them a picture of what he looks like.

Mario: Thanks.

Mario and Luigi find the place.

Ozai: What do you want?

Luigi: How dare you burn the face of your own son! You're gonna die!!

Ozai: Never!!

Ozai shoots Luigi with lightning.

Luigi: owowowowowowowowowowowowwww!!!!

Mario: WHY YOU!!!

Ozai does the same to Mario. Then they are taken prisoners...

Luigi: How are we gonna get out?

Mario: I have an idea! Mario gets out an invincibility Star, and busts through the bars.

Guards: PRISONERS ESCAPING!!!

Luigi: RUN!!

Mario's Invincibility Star unbelievably kills every guard they bump into. Finally, they escape.

To be continued...

what do you think?

FAILING ZUTARA FTW!!!

How about:

Toph's Top 10 Worst Moments

For me, I'll have to say Appa and Momo fighting; it's something that isn't used much. Sokka is funny, but he's in most bloopers, so it'll be good to see someone new.

...

...Dude, I sounded like a freakin' director for a second...

Sokka's Top 10 Worst Moments sounds better!

Because Toph is a girl...

i'd say number 4, azula trying to be normal, that scene in the beach was hilarious!

K, while I sort out the votes, here's a blooper!

Aang: Hey sokka, I have a question.
Sokka: What is it aang?
Aang: Well, you know about these "shippers", right?
Sokka: Oh yeah, them. Man, they've beaten me up multiple times for messing with these ships. Can't a guy be funny for once? I mean seriously, what's up with...
Random Zutara Fan: Kataang! Ha! He said kataang! More evidence for zutarians! *runs away*
Aang: They seriously got to stop doing that.
Random Kataang Fan: Yeah, like seriously, we have all the proof anyway. *aang stares* All hail kataang! Bye! *runs*
Sokka: They're wierd, you know that?
Aang: Yes, but they're our wierdos.
Sokka: True. Anyway, your question?
Aang: Well...where do all these ships start anyway?
Sokka: Well, that's a good question. And for all good questions, we go and annoy really old people for the answer.
Aang: Sokka, what would I do without you?
Sokka: Hey, it's the kinda guy, I am. I mean I am, *sees aang is talking to himself*
Aang: Well, you did cause the scary owl to try to kill us. You tried to kick me out of the southern water tribe. You never let me have fun. What else, you shoot down my ideas, and you messed up my chances with katara a total of 5 times.
Zutarian: 6! *runs*
Sokka: Can we go now?
*both walk up to a sleeping Iroh*
Aang: Let's wake him up nicely.
Sokka: O.k.
Both: *poking Iroh* BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER!
Iroh: *lightning bends them* SHUT UP! No wonder zuko tries to kill you all the time, your annoying!
Aang: Err...he's on our side now.
Iroh: ...
Sokka: Anyway, we want to ask you a...question.
Iroh: *face lights up* Horray!
Aang: Where do ships start?
Iroh: Oh, I love this question! Answering this question will be better than the time I made azula cry.
Sokka: How did you do that?
Iroh: I made her be non-violent for a week.
Sokka: Wow.
Iroh: Anyway. Ships all happened when...
*24 hours later*
*aang and sokka look dead*
Iroh: And that's why Kataangers and Zutarians continue to fight.
Katara: *walks in* What's up with them.
Iroh: Nothing. Oh by the way...good luck with *whispears*.
Katara: No problem. He'll find out I like him in episode *whipears*.
Iroh: Good. Good.
*katara walks away*
Iroh: Hmmm...so what now? *watch beeps* Ahhhh, time for my daily, annoy zuko with confusing advice, time. Ohh zuko!