Moment #3 had me LMAO. #2 was good too, just not as good. Let's hope #1 is really...

*dramatic narrator voice*

THE MOST...EXTREME!!

Avatar carol, part 1, slightly different format to normal bloopers, oh well.

'Twas the day before Christmas and in the Fire Lord's home,

Princess Azula, through the corridors did roam,

She was quite content, and calm as can be,

'Tomorrow is not special; it's just another day to me',

Her friends however, had a different outlook,

And Ty Lee came to Azula, as she was reading a book.

'Merry Christmas to you, I bring you a gift,

I want to give it to you, before the twenty-fifth',

She said with a smile, so warm it could melt butter,

But her friend did not care (she's quite a nutter),

'Bah Humbug!' she said, callous as can be,

'I do not care for this season, can you not see?'

'But Azula', she said, 'It's Christmas Eve!'

'Go away now, before the guards make you leave!'

Azula's friend Mai came in with a smile,

'Mai, Look at your face, I haven't seen that in a while!'

''Tis the season, my friend, it's the one time of year,

Where even emos like me have a festive cheer.'

'Not you too!' Azula said. 'This holiday's spread far!

If emos like it. (c wut i did thar?)

'Why do you hate Christmas?' Mai came out and cried,

'Bah Humbug!' Azula simply replied.

Later that night, Azula was troubled with dreams,

Where she was plagued by ghosts and things weren't as they seem,

She suddenly awoke, frightened as can be,

When out of the shadows, Roku appeared for her to see,

'Who are you,' she said 'and why are you here?'

'I am an avatar past, come to fill you with cheer!'

'I do not want to be filled with cheer such as this',

'I'll change that for you, with a little time twist!'

And suddenly the room melted before here eyes,

And a scene from the past materialised,

Azula saw herself, only 8 years old,

Torturing her brother, Azula saw this and lolled.

'This is how your brother felt, all those years ago'

Azula looked at Roku, and simply said 'So?'

'Do you not see all the pain you have caused?'

'Meh, I don't care, can we go now? I'm bored!'

So Azula appeared once again in her room,

Unchanged by the events, and the Avatar faded soon,

Azula once again went to sleep, but not for long,

You thought this was the end? Boy are you wrong!

Azula lay in bed, trying to sleep,

She lay there for hours, trying to count sheep,

When suddenly a figure appeared, short and bald,

His very presence made the room go cold,

Out of the shadows a familiar figure appeared,

'Avatar!' Azula said, 'I've been waiting all year!'

Avatar Aang stood there, and started to speak,

'You cannot harm me; I am not the boy you seek,

I am a spectre, come to bring you no harm,

I am here to teach you, no need for alarm.'

And once again, the room disappeared,

And Azula saw a vision, but not of a past year,

This one was different, it showed present day,

She saw Zuko with the Gaang, being merry and gay

'This is what Zuko is like, when you are not there,

See how he is happy? Do you not care?'

Azula saw this, and her smile began to fade,

'Zuko should be punished, for the rules he disobeyed'

But Aang knew he was getting through to her,

'That's all for now, but you can be sure,

That on more spirit will come your way,

And make you nicer by Christmas day'

And Azula was back, as Aang faded away,

'Bah, Humbug!' she said, as in her bed she lay.

But sure enough, soon a figure appeared,

But he was not like the others; he had no arrow or beard,

Instead this one was hooded, with a cloak and a scythe,

Azula was scared, she feared for her life,

'Please Death don't take me, I'm too young to die!'

Then he took off his hood, to show a skull, and no eyes,

'I will show you a Christmas that doesn't yet exist,

Please now you step into my TARDIS'

And together they travelled to the distant future,

And what Azula saw, truly shocked her,

There was her grave, sitting cold and alone

'This is my future? This is what I've been shown?

I do not wish to die, unloved by all,

I will repent! This is for sure!'

Death smiled and said 'You have learned well,

You now can be festive, maybe sing Jingle Bells…'

And Azula woke up on Christmas Day,

And went to see her friends, Ty Lee and Mai,

She told them her visions, and what they mean,

They looked at her and said 'it's just a dream'

But Azula knew her visions were real,

That she had been through that terrible ordeal,

But soon she stopped to think, and said with a smile,

'Being good is quite boring; it's just not worthwhile,

I'll say all that crap, goodwill to all men,

But come Boxing Day, I'll be evil again!'

Whaddyathink?

*you know what i mean by gay don't laugh, that's just immature, just enjoy the poetry, i normally wouldn't use that word because some people are immature, but it was a pretty good rhyme, wasn't it?

Wow. Everything's so backwards in the USSR.

"Day of Black Sun"
Aang: Where's Fire Lord Ozai?
Azula: You mean, I'm not good enough for you? You hurt my feelings.
Sokka: Quit stalling us and give us the information we need.
Toph: And stick to the truth. I can tell if you're lying.
Azula: Are you sure? I'm a pretty good lier. I am a 400 ft. tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.
Toph: OK, you are good, I admit it.
Aang: You are? Hey, great! I'm one too, only I'm blue with yellow horns.
Toph: Wow. You could give Azula a good run for her money.
Aang: Really?
Toph: No.

The Day Of The Black Sun Part 2: The Eclipse.

Alternate Scene: Scar just like mine!!!!!

Dad: You little * puts lightning to Zuko *

Zuko: * reflects it back at him *

Dad: * looks at his face * No....No...no!!!!!

Zuko: Yep, I gave you a scar just like the one you gave me!

Dad: No... the royal insides of my face are showing!!!!!

Zuko: Ha! How you like that!!!!