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    the1stavatar

    [2681]Dec 5, 2007
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    Iroh: You don't look so well. You should go home.

    Guard: Come to think of it, I have felt a tad sick today.

    Iroh: Yes, you should take the whole day off.

    Guard: Yes, I think I should.

    Iroh: And you should hand me the keys.

    Guard: I will. *hands them to iroh, then walks away*

    Iroh: Hmmm...that was too easy. Better firebend the place to make it look like I was super powerful.
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    DanSandwichBoy

    [2682]Dec 5, 2007
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    "The Chase"

    (Aang, Zuko, and Azula are facing each other down)
    Azula: Looks like a 3-way fight, eh, Zuzu?
    Aang: (looking incredulous and trying not to laugh) Zuzu?
    Zuko: (clearly embarrassed) Azula! Not in front of the Avatar!
    Azula: Oh, and did you hear about the time when we were little, I kicked Zuzu, and Zuzu cried?
    Zuko: I wasn't crying! I... had something in my eye.
    Aang: ROFL!

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    the1stavatar

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    Sokka: It's time for another "_____ is an illusion"

    Hue: Hi there. Ty Lee's sisters are an illusion, and so is death.

    *applause*

    Sisters: HEY!

    Hue: uh oh.

    Ty-Lae: Get him!
    Ty-Lbe: ok!
    Ty-Lce: All right!
    Ty-Lde: Awsome!
    Shu: *manly girl voice* Bring on the pain*

    Hue: Uhhh, what up with the man voice?

    Sisters: GET HIM!

    *they attack him*

    Sokka: That concludes today's episode.
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    the_mental_teen

    [2684]Dec 5, 2007
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    lucshu1231 wrote:
    the_mental_teen wrote:
    Sokka: Who the dwuck asked you?!

    Aang: ...

    That has got to be the funniest line in he whole thread. Just awesome.


    Sweet! I got that award...I think...
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    Atu_1

    [2685]Dec 5, 2007
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    You guys are funny and original.
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    Blaster33456

    [2686]Dec 6, 2007
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    Toph's infamous breaking the door sequence bloopers in The Day of The Black Sun

    Toph: Well let's go. * starts punching the door once * Ouch!!!! * one of her fists get swollen * Let's go one more time. * punches the door again * DANG!!!! That hurts. WHAT THE **** IS WITH THIS F****** DOOR.

    Aang: * goes to open it *

    Toph: :shocked: Ok this is seriously f*****ed.

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    the1stavatar

    [2687]Dec 6, 2007
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    Sokka: Hmmm...appa's got to be tired of carrying all of us.

    Zuko: Yeah, he's gonna be too tired soon.

    Haru: He might fall asleep while flying.

    Aang: Relax, it's not a problem. And do you know why?

    Teo: Me and you are going to use our gliders?

    Duke: Momo is gonna fly for now on?

    Toph: *excited* We get to kick someone out?

    Everyone: *stares*

    *toph blushes in embarresment*

    Aang: No...

    Katara: Then...what is it?

    Aang: I....

    *everyone is smiling*

    Aang:....Just saved 20% or More on my bison insurance by switching to Bison!

    Everyone else: -_-

    Announcer: BISON. 20% or more, on bison insurance. Not available in the fire nation.

    Aang: Then who the heck made me pay half our fire nation money?

    Everyone: WHAT?!?!?! *they attack him*

    Announcer: Now Lower Rates for Bears in the Earth Kingdom.

    Earth King: WOOT! Come on bosco!

    Bosco: *roars*
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    tomtitan

    [2688]Dec 8, 2007
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    bump
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    DanSandwichBoy

    [2689]Dec 8, 2007
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    XD I couldn't help but write my own "_____ is an illusion" episode.

    Sokka: Hello, viewers! Welcome to another episode of "_____ is an illusion"! (he's waving his hands around extravagantly, and he accidentally knocks over a support for the Cabbage Merchant's stand)
    Cabbage Merchant: MY CABBAGES!!
    Huu: Cabbages are an illusion, and so is death.
    Cabbage Merchant: Grr... I'll show you, Mr. Illusion! (attacks Huu)
    Sokka: ^^; Umm... and that's all for today.

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    the1stavatar

    [2690]Dec 8, 2007
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    Wow, glad to see someone likes my "____ is an illusion" thing. (I ought to put them in my blog...)

    Sokka: It's time for another "_______ is an illusion", here's Hue!

    Hue: Thanks Sokka. *coughs* Ozai is an illusion, and so is death.

    Sokka: Wait, why on earth would Firelord Ozai be an illusion? He exists!

    *ozai walks in*

    Sokka: OMG! GET AANG ON THE PHONE QUICKLY!

    *hue calls aang, then frowns*

    Hue: AANG'S BUSY!

    Sokka: WHY?!?!?!?

    Hue: He's spying on....errr...*mumbles katara*

    Ozai: So....I'm an illusion eh?

    *sokka and hue are shaking in fear*

    Sokka: That's all the....tiiiiiiiime....we haaaaaaave today. Good Daaaaaaaaa....OWWWWWW! FIREBLAST! AANG HELP!
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    DanSandwichBoy

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    (The GAang attacks Firelord Ozai)
    Aang: It's over, Firelord Ozai.
    Sokka: Yeah, Firetard! XP
    Ozai: Grr... you will learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher! (starts Firebending seemingly nothing but a form of light at them)
    Katara: What? It's not really firing anything at us.
    Sokka: O.o; Yes, he is. He's blasting us with UV rays!
    (The GAang screams, and then suffers from ultraviolet radiation poisoning)
    Huu: UV rays are an illusion, and so is death.
    Sokka:

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    the1stavatar

    [2692]Dec 8, 2007
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    K, I am gonna put my "_________ is an illusion" stuff in my blog later. I'll let you know when it's up.

    Now, here's a Deleted Scene from a previous blooper of mine...

    PREVIOUSLY:

    the1stavatar wrote:


    *later, on the fire nation blimp*
    Aang: You guys are crazy! This bet is going to kill both of you! Stop it now!
    Katara: No way. I'm not backing out.
    Aang: No way am I going to be a part of this.
    Katara: But your the only one who can judge whether or not one of us screams like a baby.
    Toph: Besides, neither of us are going to get killed.
    Aang: How can you possibly prove that?!?!
    Toph: Ugh...
    *toph gets up*
    Toph: Hey crazy azula! You smell!
    *azula runs over*
    Azula: I'll make you regret that you little...
    *toph pushes her out of the blimp, you can here azula screaming, then a loud thump, followed by massive applause by azula haters*
    Toph: See she only broke every bone in her body. Except her spine. She'll live.
    *azula haters boo*
    Toph: Oh shut up!
    Aang: *looking at Azula haters on the ground* Wow. Now they are really getting violent. They are burning her body...oh, that's ozai. Nvm.
    Katara: K, let's start the bet.
    Aang: Uhhh...I hate to interupt this Catfight, but I'm not letting the two of you get hurt. I won't allow this to happen...
    Katara: *while putting on a parachute* Don't talk back to us and stop slouching!
    Aang: *muttters*
    Katara: What was that?
    Aang: Nothing.
    Toph: *while getting ready* Relax twinkletoes. This will be over before it begins. Katara will chicken out in 5 seconds.
    Katara: No! You will!
    Toph: Wana Bet? *jumps out of the blimp*
    Katara: Hey! Get back here when I'm talking to you! *jumps out also*
    Aang: *sighs and shakes head, then takes air glider and flies out*


    Meanwhile:

    Ozai: *singing burn baby burn*
    Azula: Father! WTH are you doing to me?
    Ozai: Your brother is very strong, and he has a scar! Imagine how strong you'd be with a full burned body?
    Azula: But what if I die...?
    Ozai: .....Hey Look! 2 other people got pushed out of the blimp! *continues to burn azula*
    Azula: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
    Ozai: *chuckles*

    Meanwhile:
    *while falling*
    Toph: Scared yet Sugar Queen?
    Katara: Why are you?
    Toph: Check her aang?
    Aang: *while on the glider* You guys are acting really immature.
    Katara: Us? US? I'm never immature.
    Toph: So why are you shaking?
    Katara: I am...wait, you can't see.
    Toph: Ha! I can't believe you fell for that.
    Katara: *thinking* Oh...that's right, you can't see. So you won't know when you hit the ground...
    Toph: *realises this* Yes...I will...
    Katara: *grining* Now your scared.
    Toph: Am not!
    Katara: Yes you are.
    Toph: Nope, and you know why?
    Katara: Why?
    *toph pulls ripcord* *chute comes out*
    Katara: Ha! I won! *does the same*
    Toph: Nope, cause I was never scared.
    Katara: Well, I'm not scared.
    *both stop to think, then look down, then scream*
    Both: AANG! GET US DOWN FROM HERE!
    Aang: What's the magic words?
    Toph: I'll crush you with rocks if you don't get us down from here.
    Aang: Nope, cause you see, we are in my element now.
    Both: Ugh....we were jerks.
    Toph: You happy now?
    Aang: Hmmm... *flies over and gets katara and toph on the glider.
    Katara: Thank you.
    Aang: *grinning and chuckling*
    Toph: What's so funny?
    Aang: I got photo evidence of this! HA! *starts cracking up*
    Katara: Well, it doesn't matter, cause I won.
    Toph: you? pfft. I won.
    Katara: No...
    Aang: *laughing histarically* You both lost. You both screamed like babies.
    Both: Did not!
    *aang does a 360 and the girls scream*
    Katara: *thinks* Wait....how the heck did you get pictures?
    *wind turns off* *reveals that they were just in a different set the whole time*
    Hue: The sky is an illusion, and so is your bravery.
    Both girls: Pfft.
    Aang: Like you'd really think anyone would let you two go and kill yourselves. Ha!

    *later that day, after events of first post*
    Katara: Aang, we are sorry we acted like jerks.
    Toph: Yeah, we desided to give you just what you deserved.
    Aang: *smiling*
    *later*
    *aang's body is chained in metals that toph is metalbending, while katara is dunking aang's head into water*
    Aang: Come on...*gurgles*...guys...*gurgles*...stop...*gurgles*...it!
    Katara: Sorry, this is OUR elements.
    Toph: Gee....looks like you are tons of fun toph.
    Katara: You too!
    *they hug*
    Aang: *while head is underwater* Guys? Hello? A little help!?!?!
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    Falcondude123

    [2693]Dec 8, 2007
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    Monk Gyatso: (acting sad)

    Roku: What's the matter, buddy?

    Gyatso: After that DoBS episode, Ozai has now said more lines than me. I now have the least amount of linesof any recurring ATLA character.

    Roku: Ouch, that bites... hey, you know what will make you feel better?

    Gyatso:What?

    Roku: TICKLE FIGHT!! (two start tickling eachother)

    Gyatso: HAHAHA!, hey, stop it! PLEAAASSEE!!

    Roku: AHAHAAHA! Never! AHAHAHA!

    Aangwalks in, stares, the two stop in mid-tickle) ... ... I'm not sure which of you I'm more dissapointed in right now. My teacher/mentor who has been like a father to me, or my past self engaging in awkward games with him.... ...ERGH! (shivers, walks out)

    Gyatso: .... .... ....you were saying?

    Roku: I'll never stop! AHAHAHA!

    Gyatso: HAHAHA!

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    the1stavatar

    [2694]Dec 8, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:

    Monk Gyatso: (acting sad)

    Roku: What's the matter, buddy?

    Gyatso: After that DoBS episode, Ozai has now said more lines than me. I now have the least amount of linesof any recurring ATLA character.

    Roku: Ouch, that bites... hey, you know what will make you feel better?

    Gyatso:What?

    Roku: TICKLE FIGHT!! (two start tickling eachother)

    Gyatso: HAHAHA!, hey, stop it! PLEAAASSEE!!

    Roku: AHAHAAHA! Never! AHAHAHA!

    Aangwalks in, stares, the two stop in mid-tickle) ... ... I'm not sure which of you I'm more dissapointed in right now. My teacher/mentor who has been like a father to me, or my past self engaging in awkward games with him.... ...ERGH! (shivers, walks out)

    Gyatso: .... .... ....you were saying?

    Roku: I'll never stop! AHAHAHA!

    Gyatso: HAHAHA!


    I ROFL(ed) When I saw that!
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    DanSandwichBoy

    [2695]Dec 8, 2007
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    "The Awakening"

    (Zuko barges into the supposedly sleeping Azula's room where she's dancing to "Disco Inferno")
    Zuko: Why did you do it!? (sees what she's doing) GAH!
    Azula: (stops dancing) You'll have to be more specific.
    Zuko: I was going to ask why you told father it was me who slayed the Avatar, but why the heck did you have to scar deeper than Dad did like that?
    Azula: (shrugs) Don't blame me. It was you who barged in like that.

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    Atu_1

    [2696]Dec 8, 2007
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    DanSandwichBoy wrote:

    "The Awakening"

    (Zuko barges into the supposedly sleeping Azula's room where she's dancing to "Disco Inferno")
    Zuko: Why did you do it!? (sees what she's doing) GAH!
    Azula: (stops dancing) You'll have to be more specific.
    Zuko: I was going to ask why you told father it was me who slayed the Avatar, but why the heck did you have to scar deeper than Dad did like that?
    Azula: (shrugs) Don't blame me. It was you who barged in like that.
    Azula dancing to 50 Cent of all people? ROFL!!
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    tomtitan

    [2697]Dec 9, 2007
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    guard: look at you, you're pathetic, now where did i leave my keys?
    iroh: *holding up keys* *jedi mind trick style* these are not the keys you are looking for.
    guard:.......................yes they are now hand them over!
    iroh: hmm, could've sworn my jedi mind trick worked on ming. oh well! *pwns all with uber buffness and firebending*
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    the1stavatar

    [2698]Dec 9, 2007
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    Director: K, I'm going home. Night guys. *leaves*
    *silence*
    *aang nods at sokka*
    *sokka winks at katara*
    *katara taps her foot near toph*
    *toph gives a thumbs up to zuko*
    *zuko presses a button*
    *disco ball comes down*
    Aang: DANCE PARTY!
    *all cast and crew come in and dance*
    *sokka does the worm*
    *katara and aang dance with each other*
    *iroh does a 360 spin on the dance floor*
    All: *cheering* IROH! IROH! IROH!
    *director walks in, and 30 seconds later his jaw drops*
    *record scrathes*
    *everyone freezes and grins*
    Aang: *Speaking without moving his mouth and whispearing* What do we do katara?
    Katara: *Speaks the same way as aang* Well Sokka?
    Sokka: *Same as other two* Go to plan Delta.
    *aang grabs katara and kisses her, and a white hypnotising light hits the director*
    Sokka: *talking normally* You will forget this happened and go home.
    Director: Yes all mighty Kataang Kiss.
    *director leaves*
    Sokka: O.k, cost is clear. DANCE AGAIN!
    *music plays again*
    *everyone dances*
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    tomtitan

    [2699]Dec 10, 2007
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    ozai: you will learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher!
    zuko: please stop! this is madness!
    ozai: madness? THIS. IS. THE. FIRE NATION!!!!!
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    the1stavatar

    [2700]Dec 10, 2007
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    *cool theme music*

    *shows aang airbending, and sweating*

    *shows katara waterbending, sweating*

    *shows toph earthbending, sweating*

    *shows zuko firebending, sweating*

    Sokka: Be a fighter. Work out, and bend away! Benderade! It makes you sweat creepy color water out of your head. Warning: Don't use it if you shoot fire out of your head.

    *combustion man drinks it, then tries to shoot fire out, then his head blows off*

    Sokka: We are not at fault if you somehow get injured or die from this product.

    *all four benders hear this, and spit out the drink*

    Sokka: Good thing this commerical never aired in the fire nation yet. Oh firelord ozai....

    Zuko: What exactly was in this drink?

    Sokka: Cactus juice, tea.

    Aang: what kinda tea?

    Sokka: Ummmm....

    Katara: Sokka...

    Sokka: White Jade?

    *30 min later*

    *sokka has entire bottle of benderade stuck in his mouth*
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