(I got this from the deleted scenes in Evan Almighty)

(Zuko is building a boat when he accidently cuts himself. He screams in pain, and his phone rings)
Zuko: *answers phone* HOLY SH*T! OW!
Sokka: O_O Zuko? Where are you? The meeting's about to start!
Zuko: SOKKA! MY LEG HURTS!
Sokka: o.o Um...okay?
Zuko: Oh, I cut myself...
Sokka: Zuko, stay with me. Are you in the kitchen?
Zuko: NO! I'm building a boat! GOD! MY LEG HURTS! SOKKA! HELP! *starts crying*
Sokka: O_o I'm...just...gonna hang up now...

"Aang's B-day" Part 6:

*katara and sokka running toward the studio*

Katara: We got to tell aang what happened! And fast!

*meanwhile*

*iroh talking to aang*

Aang: So.....the contract thing was a lie?

Iroh: Yes.

Aang: Like the 10 weeks of avatar?

Iroh: Yes.

Aang: And the spongebob conspiracy?

Iroh: Yes!

Aang: And you hitting it with Zuko's Mom?

Iroh: Err...*cough*...let's burn this contract!

*burns it*

*all missing actors return*

Director: HORRAY! We can finnaly release DOBS! HAZZAH! I BETTER TELL MOTHER!

*outside the avatar studio*

*aang and katara walking outside the set*

Aang: So, that's what happened huh?

Katara: Yep.

Aang: So everyone remembered?

Katara: Yep.

Aang: And everyone cares about me?

Katara: Yes.

Aang: And that kiss in the DOBS scene was real.

Katara: Wha....?

Aang: Nothing.

Katara: Come on, let's go to your "Let's try this again" B-day party.

*they walk into the set*

MEANWHILE:

*Iroh burned the building that Tak, Wierd Cow, and Zhao worked in* *3 are standing in front of the ashes*

*spongebob dances around them*

Spongebob: LALALALALALALALALALA!

Zhao: Someone shut him up...

Tak: Please....

Cow: Please....can't take this...

*Iroh and Earth King play poker while watching them suffer*

Iroh: Don't worry, patience is key to surviving....Oh who am I kidding. ANNOY THEM TO DEATH!

Trio: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Volleyball bump.

Day of Black Sun:

Zuko: *pulls swords* Think again. I'm gonna speak my mind, and you are going to listen! ...Just be happy I won't freak out and go completely mental like Sasuke Uchiha.
Ozai: Good point. Continue.

Azula: You mean I'm not good enough? You're hurting my feelings.
Sokka: *snorts* What feelings?
Azula: I HAVE FEELINGS!
Sokka: *laughs* Yeah, right! And I'm the avatar!
Azula: Yeah?! Well I killed your girlfriend!
Sokka: 0.0 DIE! *slices her head off*
Toph: I thought his name was Sokka, not Sasuke!
Aang: Well, the names are simmilar.
Toph: True.

*after aang leaves*

Sokka: Katara! What are you doing out there?

Katara: Oh, nothing!

*gets on appa*

Sokka: God Katara! This is no time to stare into space, aang needs us to fight! Nothing is more important than that, I mean, It's not like he said he might come back and kissed you or something like that.

*katara blushes in embarressment*
Katara: oh, no, nothing like that, just, err....
*puts air bubble over appa's head and dives below*


*During a break in the battle*

Toph: So...katara, what were you doing before on the sub?
Katara: Is this really a good time to talk about that?
Toph: What were you doing with aang?
Katara: Nothing.
Toph: I can tell your lying...
Katara: Why? Is it my body movement?
Toph: No, I saw what you did on deck.
Katara: What?!? How did you see...*stops, realizes toph can't see* Toph....*walks away angry*
Toph: *cracking up*
*haru walks over, sees toph cracking up, and thinks she is goofing off. Then walks over to her, and does the "Toph Punch from the painted lady." Toph Falls down*
Haru: I may not know you that well, but we are in battle right now, and I have a sexy mustash, so back to the fight!

Teo: So you are katara were..."friends" before?
Haru: Yeah. But I think it's better if she gets with aang.
Teo: Pfft, sorry dude. I like aang, but she is better off with someone older. Like...I rebelious firebender, or something like that.
Haru: But aang's been her friend for like, ever!
Teo: So? Rebelious Firebenders rock!
Haru: Best Friend.
Teo: Rebelious Firebender!
Haru: BEST FRIEND!
Teo: REBELIOUS FIREBENDER!
*both are earthbended into battle*
The Boulder: The boulder thinks we already have one war going on, better to leave the shipping wars for later. Don't need to have two bloody fights at once.
Hippo: Hippo agrees with mustash boy though.

Azula: No they are too fast. But they will be back though. I know it. Plus, it's better we let them go.
Soldier: Why princess?
Azula: Because my stupid brother and the avatar are going to start a shipping war. That's why.

Zuko: There's one last thing I've come to realise.
Ozai: Oh, what's that?
Zuko: I'm gonna break up with Mai, and get together with Katara even though she and I have hated each other since day one.
Ozai: Zuko, of all the things you've said to me, that doesn't help you what so ever.
Zuko: Why?
Ozai: Cause, Iroh being your "father" hurts me emotionally. You working with the avatar hurts me physically. But Zutara? Pfft, I've been rooting for that to happen since day one. That and Moppa.
Zuko: YOUR SICK! FORGET IT! I'M NOT GETTING TOGETHER WITH KATARA. I'M GONNA LET KATAANG HAPPEN AND WATCH YOU SUFFER!
*later when zuko is gone*
Ozai: Pfft, and Iroh thinks he's the only one who knows how to use psychology. Now kataang can happen, and I can anger aang by kiddnapping katara. Hahaha! Stupid shipping wars. I hate them so.
Solider: Here's your "Moppa" Flag sir.
Ozai: OH GOODY!

Duke: Hmmm...
Pipsqueak: What is it?
Duke: Hmmm....
Pipsqueak: What?
Duke: Hmmm...
Pipsqueak: WHAT IS IT?
Duke: When will episode 312 be leaked on the internet?
*pipsqueak bashes duke into the ground*

Bryan: Okay, crew, which one of you is leaking atla info prematurely?

Mike: It's me.

Bryan: WHAT??

Mike: I needed the cash man!

Bryan: ...Cash???

Mike: Oh yeah! Tons of it! Where did you think I got the new Mercedes from?

Bryan: Hmmm, so there's big bucks to be made then, huh? Well then, I'm gonna leak all the info I can!

Mike: NOT IF I LEAK IT FIRST!!

Bryan: YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAT ME TO IT! HAHAHAHA!

The next day many fans were happy, the day afterwards the show was cancelled.

Dude, win. (Alt ver.)
Aang: What if... what if I don't come back?
Katara: Aang, don't say that, of course you'll
(SMOOCH!)
Sokka: *a few seconds earlier than written but what the* HELL!(see smooch* OH MY GOD!

Hakota: Oh katara, we got those other people you wanted here.

Sokka: What other people?

Hippies: Hi Sokka!

Sokka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mike: Well you might say I'm living in the ritz!

Bryan: Not as much as me! I sold so many season three secrets I could retire right now!

Mike: Oh, c'mon! You may have gone for quantity but I went for quality, baby!!

Bryan: Yeah, well I sold the secret that Aang dies a violent death at the end! I got 10,000 buckaroos alone off that one!

Mike: Psh, that's nothing! I sold the secret that Azula marries Teo and they have eleven children! Talk to my 15,000 dollars, baby!!

Bryan: Oh, yeah? Well, I sold the secret that Iroh is really just two short guys in a robe, one standing on the other's shoulders! Check out the 2010 Mercedes that's now sitting in my driveway!

Mike: Well, I didn't get no Mercedes...

Bryan: Ha! I Knew it!

Mike: ...I just got a new super-yacht waiting for me in bermuda!

Bryan: 0o0 How did you pay for that!!??

Mike: With the biggest, baddest secret our demented minds ever put together!

Bryan: NO! You wouldn't! You couldn't! You DIDN'T!!

Mike: Yep! I sure did! I sold the secret that- (insert funniest-secret-ever here)

(COMPLETE THE BLOOPER FOR ME!)

Prison Guard: Don't get too close! He may start Zutaang!

Sokka: What do you think aang and katara are doing on deck.
Toph: Well as far as I can see, they are kissing.
Sokka: WHAT? I OUGHT TO...*stops* wait, you can't see. I'm sick of you doing that. *walks away*
Toph: Pfft, suit yourself.
*feels that katara is blushing*
Toph: Wow, that really works. I wonder...

Ozai: Fellow Firenation Citizens! Be sure to check out our biggest store in the capital! ShopFNC! (Fire Nation Capital!) It's approved by me!
Azula: And if you call now, you can participate in the burning of Prince Zuko's Room!
Ozai: So call soon, or you'll be banished!
Azula: Or worse...*smiles creepy*

Duke: Hey Pipsqueak.
Pipsqueak: Yes?
Duke: I got a super important question to ask.
Pipsqueak: What?
Duke: I must know...
Pipsqueak: Yes?
Duke:....WHEN IS 312 COMING OUT!
*pipsqueak bashes duke into the ground*

Sokka: And it's time for another segment of...." _____ Is an Illusion!" Hosted by.......Hue!
Hue: Hello there. Haru's Mustache is an illusion, and so is death.
*applause*
Haru: HEY! IT'S REAL!
*hue rips it off*
Haru: *in pain* OMG MY........*camera no longer shows him*
Sokka: And that was " _____ is an illusion!"

Director: Hey....why have I been missing for the past few posts! WHY?
Sokka: Cause we are mad that you won't show us 312.
Director: But my mother...
Sokka: She can't watch it.
Director: No, you don't understand, she loves...
Sokka: Once again, she can't...
Director: To Dance with it.
Sokka: O_o
Director: Sorry...

Mike: I want to have a word with you.

Byran: Me too.

Mike: I'm so dissapointed that you leaked the episodes.

Byran: Seriously, did you think we would not find out about it?

Mike: Your shameful to the show avatar.

Byran: Mike and I are gonna make sure you never are in avatar again!

Mike: Now what do you have to say for yourself? Huh?

Byran: Why?

*momo puts his head down in shame*

Ty-lee: Wow, I never would have guessed momo did it.

Azula: No, Momo never did it.

Ty-lee: Then who?

Hue: Censors are an illusion, and so is death. HEY SLIM! LET'S POST THE FINALE ONLINE BEFORE THE OTHER EPISODES!

Slim: Ehhhh.....OK!

THAT would be messed up.