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    Psyche987

    [2561]Nov 1, 2007
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    Zuko: But father! I only had the firenation's best interest at...

    Spongebob: Agni Kai! Agni Kai! Agni Kai!

    Zuko: (facepalms with his hand holding fire) OUCH!

    Ozai: Wow,you got your scar....I guess there's nothing left for me to do now....

    Director: Hey, you! Can't you see we're busy!

    Spongebob: Sorry, go ahead, I won't interfere again..

    New try:

    Direct: And.......action!

    Ozai: You will figh...(get's a bottle with lemonade juicethrown athis head).....-reads- spongebob's pinnapple juice? What's this?

    Spongebob: Take that you bad m'th'r f'ck'r for treating my Zuko like that! Run zuko! Run! You know you can do it honey! Run from that firehole!

    Zuko: ......

    Spongebob: I won't let my Zuko be treated that way Ozai!

    Ozai: .....canwe please get back to the scene?

    Director: Throw that yellow square out will ya?

    Assistant: I will...

    Edited on 11/01/2007 2:50pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    Psyche987

    [2562]Nov 1, 2007
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    Spongebob: So then I told him to leave Zuko alone, the bad f'ck'r....

    Iroh: haha, you know spongebob, I like sharing a cellblock with you, I didn't have a life the time I prefered tea above everything, but you've shown me the world of Spongebobs pinnaple juice, it's like I'm reborn.

    Edited on 11/01/2007 2:48pm
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    tomtitan

    [2563]Nov 1, 2007
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    inspired by the ever awesome uncyclopedia's article on avatar.

    teacher: why don't you introduce yourself?
    aang: i'm...i'm kuzon!
    dib: what? you guys can't be falling for this! it's obvious this guy's the avatar! you can clearly tell! he's wearing that headband to cover his arrow not an embarassing scar!
    gaz: shut up dib!
    kid: yeah shut up! that's just crazy!
    dib: but..but..you can see the lemur under his uniform!
    aang: this? this is my dog, gir, momo: (dressed as dog) *mumbles*
    dib: you can't be buying this, can you?!
    bully: shut up dib! *blasts*
    momo: you're on fire!
    dib: see! his lemur just talked!
    gaz: shut up! no it didn't, you're just imagining it!
    dib: i will prove that this kid's the avatar.

    to be continued.
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    the1stavatar

    [2564]Nov 1, 2007
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    "We love our director tape"

    Katara: Hi! I'm here to make a video for our wonderful director. He's so loyal, so hardworking.

    *Background*

    Director: Hey you, uhhh..., Combustion man, get me some dr.pepper! NOW!

    Katara: We all love our director so much.

    Zuko: I hate our director. In fact, I hate more that azula. I hate him more than I hate myself. I should have had combustion man combust him. But he's out hunting the avatar. No idea where he is now.

    *combustion man walks behind him, gets a Dr.Pepper, then walks away*

    Katara: You now, sokka and our director have been best friends since the beggining.

    Sokka: Who are we talking about? *katara sneaks into the shot with a script and mumbles, "say it or else".* Oh, *reads script* I love our director. He is so cool. *mumbles, if your a moron* NO! NOT THE BOOMERANG! Our director rocks. We are best friends. *mumbles yeah right* NO! DON'T LET HAWKY FLY AWAY! NOOOOOO!

    Katara: Ummm....aang and our director are like father and son. They always get along.

    *Cut-out aang and a tape-recorder are on a chair*

    Taperecorder: Hi! You've reached aang. I would have been here, but I had to go do something. Don't ask. I'm not practicing to tell katara how I feel about her. I'm not beating up nick's president to get DOBS to it's normal time. And I'm not secretly doing pranks on our lazy, lives with his mother at age 45 director. Nope, not one bit. Bye!

    Katara: *comes back in, not hearing what aang said* See! We love our director.

    Iroh: Everyone who has a vision must express it in their own way. With hard work, you can become truly wise and great. And get twice as many fan girls compared to zuko!

    Katara Outside of shot: I'm glad you feel that way about our director.

    Iroh: Our director? Well, then I have one piece of advise. If his mother is watching this, KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE ALREADY!!! Now if you excuse me. I need to work on my pecks.

    Katara: Well, there you go. See? Our director is well loved here. He's a great guy.

    Toph: Hey katara! Wana go spray paint "YOU FAIL" on the director's car and blame it on sokka?

    Katara: Wait up!

    *runs out of shot*

    *Iroh runs across the shot followed by 100 fan girls chasing him*

    Zuko: UNCLE! COME BACK WITH MY FAN GIRLS!
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    Psyche987

    [2565]Nov 1, 2007
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    the1stavatar wrote:
    "We love our director tape" Katara: Hi! I'm here to make a video for our wonderful director. He's so loyal, so hardworking. *Background* Director: Hey you, uhhh..., Combustion man, get me some dr.pepper! NOW! Katara: We all love our director so much. Zuko: I hate our director. In fact, I hate more that azula. I hate him more than I hate myself. I should have had combustion man combust him. But he's out hunting the avatar. No idea where he is now. *combustion man walks behind him, gets a Dr.Pepper, then walks away* Katara: You now, sokka and our director have been best friends since the beggining. Sokka: Who are we talking about? *katara sneaks into the shot with a script and mumbles, "say it or else".* Oh, *reads script* I love our director. He is so cool. *mumbles, if your a moron* NO! NOT THE BOOMERANG! Our director rocks. We are best friends. *mumbles yeah right* NO! DON'T LET HAWKY FLY AWAY! NOOOOOO! Katara: Ummm....aang and our director are like father and son. They always get along. *Cut-out aang and a tape-recorder are on a chair* Taperecorder: Hi! You've reached aang. I would have been here, but I had to go do something. Don't ask. I'm not practicing to tell katara how I feel about her. I'm not beating up nick's president to get DOBS to it's normal time. And I'm not secretly doing pranks on our lazy, lives with his mother at age 45 director. Nope, not one bit. Bye! Katara: *comes back in, not hearing what aang said* See! We love our director. Iroh: Everyone who has a vision must express it in their own way. With hard work, you can become truly wise and great. And get twice as many fan girls compared to zuko! Katara Outside of shot: I'm glad you feel that way about our director. Iroh: Our director? Well, then I have one piece of advise. If his mother is watching this, KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE ALREADY!!! Now if you excuse me. I need to work on my pecks. Katara: Well, there you go. See? Our director is well loved here. He's a great guy. Toph: Hey katara! Wana go spray paint "YOU FAIL" on the director's car and blame it on sokka? Katara: Wait up! *runs out of shot* *Iroh runs across the shot followed by 100 fan girls chasing him* Zuko: UNCLE! COME BACK WITH MY FAN GIRLS!

    you made my day love! haha!

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    esquisofrenic

    [2566]Nov 1, 2007
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    Psyche987 wrote:

    the1stavatar wrote:
    "We love our director tape" Katara: Hi! I'm here to make a video for our wonderful director. He's so loyal, so hardworking. *Background* Director: Hey you, uhhh..., Combustion man, get me some dr.pepper! NOW! Katara: We all love our director so much. Zuko: I hate our director. In fact, I hate more that azula. I hate him more than I hate myself. I should have had combustion man combust him. But he's out hunting the avatar. No idea where he is now. *combustion man walks behind him, gets a Dr.Pepper, then walks away* Katara: You now, sokka and our director have been best friends since the beggining. Sokka: Who are we talking about? *katara sneaks into the shot with a script and mumbles, "say it or else".* Oh, *reads script* I love our director. He is so cool. *mumbles, if your a moron* NO! NOT THE BOOMERANG! Our director rocks. We are best friends. *mumbles yeah right* NO! DON'T LET HAWKY FLY AWAY! NOOOOOO! Katara: Ummm....aang and our director are like father and son. They always get along. *Cut-out aang and a tape-recorder are on a chair* Taperecorder: Hi! You've reached aang. I would have been here, but I had to go do something. Don't ask. I'm not practicing to tell katara how I feel about her. I'm not beating up nick's president to get DOBS to it's normal time. And I'm not secretly doing pranks on our lazy, lives with his mother at age 45 director. Nope, not one bit. Bye! Katara: *comes back in, not hearing what aang said* See! We love our director. Iroh: Everyone who has a vision must express it in their own way. With hard work, you can become truly wise and great. And get twice as many fan girls compared to zuko! Katara Outside of shot: I'm glad you feel that way about our director. Iroh: Our director? Well, then I have one piece of advise. If his mother is watching this, KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE ALREADY!!! Now if you excuse me. I need to work on my pecks. Katara: Well, there you go. See? Our director is well loved here. He's a great guy. Toph: Hey katara! Wana go spray paint "YOU FAIL" on the director's car and blame it on sokka? Katara: Wait up! *runs out of shot* *Iroh runs across the shot followed by 100 fan girls chasing him* Zuko: UNCLE! COME BACK WITH MY FAN GIRLS!

    you made my day love! haha!
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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    the1stavatar

    [2567]Nov 1, 2007
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    "10 ways to get kicked off the set"

    10. Touch the thermostat

    *aang walks near the thermostat, and airbends it to 99 degrees

    Everyone: HEY!

    Aang: I never touched it!

    9. Make your mom jokes about the president of nick who just changed the date for DOBS

    Pres of Nick: But I love spongebob!

    Azula: Your Mom loves spongebob, and will never recover from the shame of her humilitation!

    Zuko: ...

    8. Let appa and momo leave the set. (They stay there 24/7)

    Toph: Hmmm...did I lock the door? Oh well.

    *appa and momo charge through the door, and run across the nick studio*

    *they run up to the cabbage man and eat his cabbages.*

    Cabbage Man: MY CABBAGES!

    Director: Toph....

    *they run up to spongebob and eat the krabby pattys*

    Spongebob: WHY?

    Director: Your forgiven.

    7. Let fangirls in the set

    Zuko: K girls. Anyone asks your actors.

    *during the beach scene*

    Fan Girl 1: ZUKO WITHOUT A SHIRT! KISS HIM!

    *fan girls run to him*

    Director: ZUKO!

    6. Break props

    *iroh does pull ups on the jail cage, and then breaks them*

    Iroh: Uhh....more tea please!

    5. Start shipping war on set.

    Sokka: Hey look! It's a kataang moment!

    Stage Manager: KATAANG!

    Prop Manager: NO ZUTARA!

    *fist fight breaks out*

    Sokka: *cracks up* Good idea hawky!

    4. Annoy the director

    Katara: Don't you think this scene is too violent?

    Director: Katara, I've prevented the aang fighting scenes for too long! It's time to add one!

    Katara: Maybe one more...

    Director: No.

    Katara: Just one more

    Director: NOOOOOOOOOO!

    Mushi: CLEANING RIVERS!

    Director: AUGHH!

    3. Show inapproprite content to viewers

    *ty-lee on beach, her bathing suit accidently falls off*

    Ty-lee: Come and look at me boys!

    *fan boys run in*

    Director: DOUBLE RULE BREAKER! *alarm goes off*

    2. Pulling the "Double Rule Breaker alarm" when there is no double rule breaker.

    *combustion man walks up to the double rule breaker alarm, and combusts it*

    *wall breaks, appa and momo run out, and fan boys and girls run in*

    Director: TRIPLE RULE BREAKER!

    *the triple rule breaker alarm goes off*

    Mai: What's the difference?

    Director: The label. *label falls off, revealing that it's a aang's allowed to do an airbender fart alarm*

    Aang: OK! *farts* *mushroom cloud appears in the middle of the set*

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THING TO GET YOU KICKED OFF THE SET:

    1. Drink Cactus Juice.

    *mai finds a glass of cactus juice, and drinks it*

    *5 minutes later*

    Mai: Hey girls, you like my pretty pink dress?

    Azula: OMG! MAI ISN'T GOTH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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    Atu_1

    [2568]Nov 1, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:
    inspired by the ever awesome uncyclopedia's article on avatar.

    teacher: why don't you introduce yourself?
    aang: i'm...i'm kuzon!
    dib: what? you guys can't be falling for this! it's obvious this guy's the avatar! you can clearly tell! he's wearing that headband to cover his arrow not an embarassing scar!
    gaz: shut up dib!
    kid: yeah shut up! that's just crazy!
    dib: but..but..you can see the lemur under his uniform!
    aang: this? this is my dog, gir, momo: (dressed as dog) *mumbles*
    dib: you can't be buying this, can you?!
    bully: shut up dib! *blasts*
    momo: you're on fire!
    dib: see! his lemur just talked!
    gaz: shut up! no it didn't, you're just imagining it!
    dib: i will prove that this kid's the avatar.

    to be continued.
    dude, freakin win. Avatar with Invader ZIM? I should have thought of that.
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    Blaster33456

    [2569]Nov 2, 2007
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    Part 4: The Gloves Are Off

    Katara: * water whips Sandy *

    Sandy: * stops the whip with her rope *

    Katara: Dang. * does it again *

    Sandy: * stops them with her rope *

    1 hour and 20 minutes later.

    Katara: * tired *

    Sandy: * takes advantage and kicks her to the wall *

    Katara: Ahhh!!! * goes through to the back of the kitchen * This hurts. * tries to get up *

    Sandy: KARATE!!!!! * goes at her again *

    Mr. Krabs: * walks out of his office * What's with all the ruckus.

    Aang: LOOK HERE OLD MONEY-HUNGRY, MONEYSEXUAL, CHEEP MAN!!!! We're trying to find Spongebob but he's on his break

    Mr. Krabs: What..... BREAK!!!!!!!?????

    Katara: * gets up but is too late * AhHHHH!!!

    Sandy: Wha!?

    Aang: * stops between the 2 * don't you dare touch her. * he blasts her out of the Krusty Krab to the air and back to the dome *

    Sandy: * KO'd *

    Fishes: PWN3D * they get even more scared *

    Aang: WHERE IS HE!!!!!????

    Mr. Krabs: * starts to smirk * I'll help you get him.... That's it.... I've had enough of that yellow sponge taking a break. I'm gonna kill him!!!!

    Katara: * gets up to Aang * You saved me Aang thank you!!! How can I ever repay you?

    Aang: Well..... you could rep..

    Mr. Krabs: Save the squawing for later. * gets his 1st dime out * We got a Sponge to catch.

    * all 3 get out of the Krusty Krab and start looking for him *

    Squidward: Oh-no... what will we do. YES, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM!!!!!

    To Be Continued...

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    the1stavatar

    [2570]Nov 2, 2007
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    "Another Video: This time for Nick's President"

    Katara: Hi there! Today's we love our network day! And we just want to say thank you for letting us be on nick. Here's the rest of the cast.

    Zuko: WTF? WHY DID YOU DELAY DOBS! *blured middle finger* I HATE YOU! *blured middle finger* GO TO *BEEP*! MARK MY WORDS I, *azula and ty-lee try to drag him off* No, let me go. I'm GONNA GET YOU *BEEP* *BEEP*, LET THE *BEEP* ME GO! *is dragged off*

    Aang: Oh, hi! Yeah, sorry about the whole, beating you up, earthbending you out of your office, giving you a atomic noogie, setting you on fire, having appa sit on you, calling you fat, kicking you in the *beep*, calling you fat, locking you in a room and forcing you to watch lo and li in bathing suits for 24 hours, calling your mom fat, *is dragged off by katara and toph*

    Sokka: You know, most people would sit here calling you fat, and ugly. And that would be me. The way you always complain about everything. The way you keep your hair in that dumb way. The way you do that dumb waterbending. The way you, *toph whispers in sokka's ear*. Wait, this isn't the "We love Katara video?". *toph whispears again* The President of Nick? *whispear* And kataras coming to beat the *beep* out of me? *katara comes in* Uh, heh heh. HAWKY SAVE ME! *runs, while katara water whips sokka*

    *iroh still being chased by fan girls*

    Zuko: *chasing them* UNCLE! Why the *beep* did you steal them from me? GET BACK HERE or you'll get a scar bigger than mine!
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    tomtitan

    [2571]Nov 3, 2007
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    Atu_1 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    inspired by the ever awesome uncyclopedia's article on avatar.

    teacher: why don't you introduce yourself?
    aang: i'm...i'm kuzon!
    dib: what? you guys can't be falling for this! it's obvious this guy's the avatar! you can clearly tell! he's wearing that headband to cover his arrow not an embarassing scar!
    gaz: shut up dib!
    kid: yeah shut up! that's just crazy!
    dib: but..but..you can see the lemur under his uniform!
    aang: this? this is my dog, gir, momo: (dressed as dog) *mumbles*
    dib: you can't be buying this, can you?!
    bully: shut up dib! *blasts*
    momo: you're on fire!
    dib: see! his lemur just talked!
    gaz: shut up! no it didn't, you're just imagining it!
    dib: i will prove that this kid's the avatar.

    to be continued.
    dude, freakin win. Avatar with Invader ZIM? I should have thought of that.

    don't thank me, thank the great people at uncyclopedia!
    anyway, continuation.
    dib: hey, err... little monkey lemur thingy, would you mind putting this secret spy camera in 'kuzon's' kitchen so i can spy on him and stuff?
    momo: okey dokey!
    dib: i should've thought of this a long time ago!
    *at cave where they're staying*
    aang: momo, there you are! it's time to discuss our plans to take out the firelord!
    dib: *watching from room* yes, finally!
    aang: time to discuss our evil plan, to kill the firelord by..
    momo: look who made waffles!
    aang: i'm not going to eat that!
    momo: *screams uncontrollably*
    aang: okay fine! i'll eat them! *eats a waffle* hey, this stuff's pretty good! *eats more*
    dib: hurry up and discuss your evil plans already!
    aang: *reading newspaper* they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
    dib: he's after our beaver technology!
    aang: now to discuss our evil plans!
    dib: i gotta tell the fire nation army! *calls up FN army* army dude: hello this is greg from the fire nation army how may i help you?
    dib: hello, yes, the avatar is greg: dib? is that you? have you got those zombie aliens out of your closet yet? *laughs uncontrollably* get off the phone!
    aang: ..the eclipse will leave the firebenders...
    dib: look! he's discussing his evil plans!
    greg: yeah right! *hangs up*
    dib: curse you avatar! i gotta use the bathroom! *goes to bathroom*
    aang: so we'll meet up with the invasion force on...*CRASH* wth?!
    *combustion man bursts in and attacks, aang uses awesome airbending* dib: *returning from bathroom* gee i hope i didn't miss anything *looks at screen, aang is fighting combustion man*
    *gaz walks in to dib's room*
    dib: *turning away from screen* gaz! look! he's using airbending! he must be the avatar! (as he is saying this aang beats cm and he retreats) look gaz look!
    gaz: *looks at screen, aang is peacefully eating waffles* that kid sure loves his waffles!
    dib: noooooo!!!!! to be continued
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    the1stavatar

    [2572]Nov 3, 2007
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    "Your no fun."

    Toph: You never like to have fun.

    Katara: What? Are you kidding? I love to have fun? *puts momo on her head* See?

    Toph: You can't have fun, your not a risk taker.

    Katara: That's not true!

    Toph: Oh yeah? Give me one time?

    Aang: She once scammed pirates.

    Toph: Hmm...

    Sokka: Of their waterbending scroll.

    Toph: That doesn't count.

    Katara: *indifferent face* Nice job Sokka.

    Aang: Hmmm...what about that time at the northen air temple?

    Katara: Yeah!

    Toph: Hmmm....

    Sokka: Doesn't count, you regreted it after you ate that bug accidently.

    Katara: *glares at sokka angrly*

    Sokka: Uhhh, I got to go....feed...hawky. *runs*

    Toph: Hmmm, then whose right then?

    *both glare at aang*

    Aang: Uhh....

    *toph holding a boulder behind her back, katara glaring angrly, momo is jumping on appa's belly in the background*

    Aang: Would you look at that? Momo's harassing appa again, better go take care of that, for a few *cough* hours. *runs*

    *both sit there*

    Toph: Pfft, your twinkletoes is a kiss-up.
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    Atu_1

    [2573]Nov 3, 2007
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    the1stavatar wrote:
    Toph: Pfft, your twinkletoes is a kiss-up.
    I actually hope Toph says this it's too much like her.
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    tomtitan

    [2574]Nov 4, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Atu_1 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    inspired by the ever awesome uncyclopedia's article on avatar.

    teacher: why don't you introduce yourself?
    aang: i'm...i'm kuzon!
    dib: what? you guys can't be falling for this! it's obvious this guy's the avatar! you can clearly tell! he's wearing that headband to cover his arrow not an embarassing scar!
    gaz: shut up dib!
    kid: yeah shut up! that's just crazy!
    dib: but..but..you can see the lemur under his uniform!
    aang: this? this is my dog, gir, momo: (dressed as dog) *mumbles*
    dib: you can't be buying this, can you?!
    bully: shut up dib! *blasts*
    momo: you're on fire!
    dib: see! his lemur just talked!
    gaz: shut up! no it didn't, you're just imagining it!
    dib: i will prove that this kid's the avatar.

    to be continued.
    dude, freakin win. Avatar with Invader ZIM? I should have thought of that.

    don't thank me, thank the great people at uncyclopedia!
    anyway, continuation.
    dib: hey, err... little monkey lemur thingy, would you mind putting this secret spy camera in 'kuzon's' kitchen so i can spy on him and stuff?
    momo: okey dokey!
    dib: i should've thought of this a long time ago!
    *at cave where they're staying*
    aang: momo, there you are! it's time to discuss our plans to take out the firelord!
    dib: *watching from room* yes, finally!
    aang: time to discuss our evil plan, to kill the firelord by..
    momo: look who made waffles!
    aang: i'm not going to eat that!
    momo: *screams uncontrollably*
    aang: okay fine! i'll eat them! *eats a waffle* hey, this stuff's pretty good! *eats more*
    dib: hurry up and discuss your evil plans already!
    aang: *reading newspaper* they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
    dib: he's after our beaver technology!
    aang: now to discuss our evil plans!
    dib: i gotta tell the fire nation army! *calls up FN army*
    army dude: hello this is greg from the fire nation army how may i help you?
    dib: hello, yes, the avatar is greg: dib? is that you? have you got those zombie aliens out of your closet yet? *laughs uncontrollably* get off the phone!
    aang: ..the eclipse will leave the firebenders...
    dib: look! he's discussing his evil plans!
    greg: yeah right! *hangs up*
    dib: curse you avatar! i gotta use the bathroom! *goes to bathroom*
    aang: so we'll meet up with the invasion force on...*CRASH* wth?!
    *combustion man bursts in and attacks, aang uses awesome airbending* dib: *returning from bathroom* gee i hope i didn't miss anything *looks at screen, aang is fighting combustion man*
    *gaz walks in to dib's room*
    dib: *turning away from screen* gaz! look! he's using airbending! he must be the avatar! (as he is saying this aang beats cm and he retreats) look gaz look!
    gaz: *looks at screen, aang is peacefully eating waffles* that kid sure loves his waffles!
    dib: noooooo!!!!! to be continued

    continuation
    dib: *looking at screen* curse you avatar.
    aang: these waffles are..*groans* oh i feel sick! momo! your waffles have sickened me! fetch me the bucket!
    momo: okey dokey! *fetches bucket*
    aang: and fetch sokka! we need to discuss the plan
    dib: finally! i'm going to record this, just in case
    momo: here's the bucket
    aang: *throws up*
    sokka: okay, you.. *sees him throwing up* eeeewww.
    aang: good you're here, so where are we meeting up with the invasion force again?
    dib: there's no point contacting the FN army, they think i'm crazy, i know! i'll call my contact in the FN royal palace. *phones up*
    guy: hello this is agent darkbootie of the FN royal guard, how may i help?
    dib: yes, the avatar is alive! look at the screen
    *agent darkbootie looks at screen*
    aang: i'm tired of discussing my evil plan, let's observe a moment of silence!
    Agent Darkbootie: *observing this* Hmmm... dib, once I tied Bigfoot's toe hairs together. It was very funny, until his insane fit of howling rage ended in tragedy for a family of campers. My point is, jokes do not have a place in the fire nation royal guard. Call back when you're serious. *hangs up*
    dib: no! noo!
    sokka: so that's where we're meeting them, okay?
    aang: got it!
    dib: wait! i've got this recorded, i can show this to someone! finally! kuzon will be exposed!
    *CRASH!*
    dib: what the hell?!
    *combustion man storms into dib's room, smashes up everything, beats dib senseless and leaves*
    dib: aah what's the use? *gives up*
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    crazy17

    [2575]Nov 4, 2007
    • member since: 10/14/05
    • level: 14
    • rank: Autobot
    • posts: 294
    ^LOL

    Zuko: Mai...I have good news and bad news.
    Mai: Ok.
    Zuko: The bad news is, the Avatar's alive and when my dad finds out, I'm totally screwed.
    Mai: What's the good news?
    Zuko: I just saved 15% of my car insurance by switching to Geico!
    Mai: ...*slices Zuko's head off*

    XD Lame, I know.
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    the1stavatar

    [2576]Nov 4, 2007
    • member since: 10/21/07
    • level: 7
    • rank: Talk Show Host
    • posts: 995
    crazy17 wrote:
    ^LOL

    Zuko: Mai...I have good news and bad news.
    Mai: Ok.
    Zuko: The bad news is, the Avatar's alive and when my dad finds out, I'm totally screwed.
    Mai: What's the good news?
    Zuko: I just saved 15% of my car insurance by switching to Geico!
    Mai: ...*slices Zuko's head off*

    XD Lame, I know.


    I actually Lol(ed) at that.

    "Dear Sokka"

    Sokka: Dear Sokka, That's me! *appa roars*, appa..

    Sokka: Dear Sokka, what does zuko actually like about mai?
    Good Question, I currently was spying on them with my videocamera on set.

    *video on*

    Zuko: So...it really is true?

    Mai: You think I'd be lying? My father really did that to me.

    Zuko: I want proof.

    Mai: Fine. You asked for it.

    *Mai turns around and shows her back, which has a large burn mark on it*

    Zuko: Hmmm...

    Mai: What?

    Zuko: I thought you said it was on your boob. Maybe I should..

    *mai slaps zuko*
    *video ends*

    Sokka: Ahh, hilarious. Ahh, here comes hawky with a new letter. Dear Sokka, That's me!

    *appa roars louder*

    Sokka: Hey look Appa! Momo's stealing your food!

    *appa goes away*

    Sokka: Dear sokka, why did DOBS really get moved back a week? Was it really because of spongebob? Well. I went to investigate this, and found out something different.

    *video*

    Director: Yes Mom...Yes Mom...I'll be back in time for my bubble bath. Ok. Yes, I know, I'll make sure I won't bring home any suspisious women anymore. Especially the ones that have animals that see through their noses. Ok bye. *hangs up phone* O.k, let's get ready to shoot this episode! And let's make it good! Places people! And action!

    *no ones on set*

    Toph: Umm...where is zuko and aang?

    Director: Let me see...*reads note on set*. Hmmm....ransom note... kataang and zutara...*mumbles "what else is new"*...give us this shipping or else...*mumbles blah blah blah*....Signed, your mother....P.S, you left your boxers at home. OMG! This is awful!

    Toph: What? That we can't show DOBS at it's schedual time? That aang and zuko are missing and we are going to lose fan girls? That your mother kiddnapped them?

    Director: NO! I left my boxers at home! I better go on a rescue mission. I'll be back in a week! Oh ****, I better get an excuse written up. *calls nick president*. It's me, I need you to show spongebob instead of DOBS so fans get mad at you and not me. Yes, o.k. Bye.

    *video ended*

    Sokka: Yep. He's really stupid. *hawky comes in* *sokka takes letter* Dear Sokka....*looks around for appa, he's not there*...That's me! Dear sokka, why is nick not want us to post avatar episodes on the internet? Well, *insert your name here*, its kinda my fault...

    *video*

    Sokka: Oh boy! We finished a few episodes early! What should we do. Hmmm... *drinks cactus juice*. WOOOOOOOOH! I'm Calling the UK! *gets wang fire voice* Hello. This is...uhhh...nick's president. I have episodes 6-9. Take them and show them all in one week. Thanks.

    *1 week later*

    Sokka: OMG! They are posting episode not shown on T.V all over the internet.....Why did I not think of that? WOOOH! *prepares to put episode 10 clips on the internet*

    Director: SOKKA! *tackles him* Quick! Call nick, take down all episodes not seen on t.v. I bet they were from sokka. YES DO IT NOW!

    *video*

    Sokka: yeah, so...don't be mad. Please.

    *fans of avatar rush in and start beating up sokka*

    Sokka: AAHHHHHHHHHHH! Who told them?

    *near by, appa is letting fans in, and winks at the camera*
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    Blaster33456

    [2577]Nov 4, 2007
    • member since: 10/16/07
    • level: 9
    • rank: Door Number 2
    • posts: 1,459

    Part 5: OH CRAP!!!!

    Aang, Katara, and Mr. Krabs: * starts to go to Spongebob's house when they hear a song *

    F.U.N.

    Aang: Uh-Oh... not this song... must...re....sist. * tries but fails and starts to dance to the song *

    Katara: Oh man!!!! * looks at Mr. Krabs *

    Mr. Krabs: * is in a balletoutfitand is dancing *

    Katara: NOT YOUTOO!!! AW MAN!!!!??? * looks at the big rock known as PAtrick's house* Wowand they say our show's uneducational. AT LEAST WE AIN'T LIVIN IN DUMB OLD ROCKS!!!! * starts to walk towards the house to crush the radio * I'm COMING IN!!!!

    All of asudden...

    RUMBLE

    Katara: * hears a buzzing noise * do I dare look behind me... * turns away slowly and sees like a pack of Jellyfish ready to sting her * Oh..... Crap.....

    To Be Continued.....

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    KingAtticus

    [2578]Nov 4, 2007
    • member since: 05/30/06
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 9,685
    As Aang enters the Fire Lord's Palace...

    Aang: You're days of tyrany are over Fire Lord! I'm taking you down!

    Ozai: Oh? And how will you do that with no pants on?

    Aang: The joke's on you Ozai. You're not wearing pants either!

    Ozai: What!? How?

    Sokka: Yeah... that was my bad. I forgot to pick them up from the cleaners.

    Ozai: Wait... so we have to do this scene without pants on? I feel awkward.

    Katara: Sokka, I can't seem to find my pants.

    Toph: Neither can I!

    Azula: Same here!

    Zuko: This is not good.

    All: Sokka!

    *Sokka ran away...*
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    the1stavatar

    [2579]Nov 4, 2007
    • member since: 10/21/07
    • level: 7
    • rank: Talk Show Host
    • posts: 995
    "A normal day on set"

    6:00 AM- Janitor gets in, lets appa and momo out and feeds them.

    6:30- Appa and Momo get out, janitor spends next 2 hours chasing them in burbank.

    7:00- Cabbage Man comes in, sets up food area.

    7:30- Supporting cast starts coming in, appa and momo eat cabbage man's cabbages

    8:00- Iroh comes in, and begins to work out. Anti-Fan-Boy and Fan-girl shields go up.

    8:30- Appa and Momo finnaly return to the set. Janitor is fired. Toph arrives, earthbends the janitor out.

    9:00- Sokka arrives, toph spies on him for 30 minutes. Crew begins to set up. Mai and Ty-lee arrive.

    9:30- Azula arrives. Gets mad at assistance and begins to thunderbend the set. Cactus juice is taken away from break room.

    10:00- Katara arrives. Actors wondering why the heck the director is not the first one to get to the set. Appa and momo start a sword fight.

    10:30- Zuko arrives. Fan girls mob the set. Takes an hour to clear the area of fan girls.

    11:30- Aang arrives. Shippers Mob the set. Takes another hour to clear the area of shippers.

    12:00- Actors eat lunch while crew clears the area of shippers. Katara still doesn't get why they are there. Aang spies on katara, and is hit with a total of 5 objects somehow.

    12:30 PM- Stupid Director is still late. He "got stuck in traffic". Random cast member prepares a daily prank on the director.

    1:00- Director arrives ready to shoot.

    1:01- Realizes that he never got ready this mourning because he over slept, crew groans and throws cabbages at him. Cabbage Man is furious. Combustion Man Combusts director's car, (unless the daily prank is to spray paint his car.)

    1:30- Episode Shooting begins. This goes on for 1 hour.

    2:30- First 1/3 of the episode is shot. Actors go on break.

    3:00- Daily Prank happens. Sokka makes jokes about the director.

    3:01- Sokka makes a "your mom" joke about the director. He is beat up by a Sucessful sneak attack by the directors mom, who gets to the set 1000 times faster than the director.

    3:30- Director sees what happens with the prank. Curses for about 30 minutes.

    4:00- Second Third of episode is shot.

    5:00- "Insult another show on nick" Time.

    5:30- Zuko signs autographs for fan girls. Sokka and Aang secretly upload episodes to the internet.

    5:31- Aang and Sokka are chased by the president of nick for uploading future episodes to the internet. Iroh steals zuko's fan girls. Zuko curses on set.

    6:00- Actors have dinner.

    6:01- Actors chase appa and momo for stealing their food.

    6:02- Hawky steals food while no one is looking.

    6:03- Appa and Momo are put away for the day, unless they have scenes need to be shot with them.

    7:00- Last Third of Scene is shot.

    8:00- Director spills coffee over film of the new episode. Actors, crew, and animals attack director.

    8:30- Episode is repaired.

    8:45- Aang tries to write a love letter to katara

    8:46- Katara leaves for home.

    8:50- Aang finds out katara left, rips up letter. Azula, Ty-Lee, and Mai leave.

    8:55- Sokka and Toph leave. Aang sobs for a little while.

    9:00- Director recovers from injuries. Leaves set.

    9:05- Zuko and Iroh Leave. Fangirls leave the set.

    9:10- Aang leaves set.

    9:15- Supporting Cast looks at bloopers of actors and make jokes about the main actors.

    9:20- Supporting Cast is forciblly earthbended off the set by toph, who detects them 30 miles away.

    9:30- Crew leaves the set. Janitor is the only one on set. Place is looking really messy.

    9:45- Director comes back for his stuff, which he left at the set.

    9:50- Janitor locks director in.

    10:00- Director realises he's locked in.

    12:00- Director falls asleep.

    3:00 AM- Director somehow gets off set.

    And that was...a typical day on the avatar set...sorta...
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    crazy17

    [2580]Nov 4, 2007
    • member since: 10/14/05
    • level: 14
    • rank: Autobot
    • posts: 294
    Aang: There it is! The Fire Lord's palace! Wish me luck.
    Sokka: Good luck!
    Toph: Go, Twinkletoes!
    Katara: *hugs Aang* Be very careful.
    Aang: I will. *goes off* *bursts into Ozai's throne room* Your days of tyranny are over, Fire Lord! Prepare to be vanquished!
    Azula: Actually, I prefer the term Fire lady
    Aang: 0________________o K......K-k-k-k-k...KATARAAAAAAAAAA! *runs for it*
    Ozai: *unzips himself from Azula suit* Mwahahaha...works every time!

    *Zuko and Sokka approach each other in a feild*
    Zuko: Yo Mama's so fat, she uses all of the Fire Nation for a tanning bed!
    Sokka: Yo Mama's so fat, if she wears a brown kimono, people think she's a boulder and Earthbenders try to Earthbend her!
    Zuko: YO MAMA'S SO DUMB, SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL JUST TO SEE WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!
    Sokka: YO MAMA'S SO DUMB....SHE'S DUMB!
    Zuko: At least I HAVE a Mama!
    Sokka: Psh. At least she didn't abandon me!
    Zuko: AAAAH! HOW CAN YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE?! *runs off crying*
    Sokka:...Dude can't even take a joke, can he?
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