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    tomtitan

    [2481]Oct 14, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:

    the quality of the bloopers has really deteriorated, here's a quality one,involving my favourite schitzophrenic villager, dock/xu/bushi! plus, this one has pictures!

    combustionman: hmm, the info i fouind said there was a sighting of a kid with a headband earthbending here,i should ask around. *grabs random stranger* YOU! tell me! have you seen a kid with a headband earthbending around?

    bushi: (who he's grabbed) nope, no earthbending headband wearing kids around here!

    cm: *hesa chargin his lazar* think very carefully about your next words, they could be your last.

    bushi: i don't know any earthbending kid, but my brother dock might! *changes hat*

    dock: hmm, nope, no earthbending headband wearing kids around here! ask my brother xu, he might know.

    cm: *sigh* fine, xu, do you know any earthbending headband wearing kids around here?

    dock: *changes hat*

    xu: no, no earthbending headband wearing kids around here, not that i know of anyway, i'll ask my brother bushi! bushi, do you know any earthbending headband wearing kids around here? *changes hat*

    bushi: hmm, i'll have to ask xu

    this continues for a while

    cm: AAAAAARGH! I GIVE UP! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER! *charges his lazar* IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!*fires his lazar* SHOOP DA WHOOP!!! *shoop da whoops*

    dock combusts, then dies

    *changes hat*

    xu: hmm, no, no earthbending headband wearing kids here

    cm: NOOOOOOO! WHEN WILL THIS TORMENT END!!!!

    he puts mirror in front of himself

    cm: SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    heshoop da whoops, thus causing himself to combust

    bushi: such a kind man.... *moments later* ooh! a river to clean! i love cleaning rivers!

    ~tomtitan

    p.s. UBERBUMP!!!

    i'm on a roll today!

    sokka: feel the wrath of my sword! *prepares to stab* haaaaaaaa!!!!

    mysterious voice from nowhere: stop!

    *sokka freezes just before he stabs faceless firebender #31468*

    sokka: huh?

    mvfn: you can't do that, this is a TVY7 show!

    sokka: so what can i do?

    mvfn: you can hit him lightly with it

    sokka: can i slash him?

    mvfn: no

    sokka: stab?

    mvfn: nope

    sokka: maime?

    mvfn: NO!

    this continues for a while

    sokka: cause a tiny amount of blood to appear? you let appa and azula do that!

    mvfn: no you can't! they did it, we didn't let them but they did it ayway, appa didn't understad the command and you don't argue with azula

    sokka: so is there anything violent i can do with this thing?

    mvfn: NO!

    sokka: i give up. *drops sword, leaves*

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    Falcondude123

    [2482]Oct 14, 2007
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    Aang: I hate being the avatar! I wanna be like that Halo 3 guy! *starts passing out guns*

    Katara: Aang what are these?

    Aang: Guns! They kill at the flick of a switch!

    Sokka: Yes! Now we will beat the FN easily!

    Aang: No, these guns aren't for beating the FN.

    Sokka: What? Then what are they for?

    Aang: Appa's sick, so we need to use these guns to put him out of his misery!

    Katara: Wait, no! He's not sick, I just made his tongue purple by feeding him purple berries-!

    Aang: *bang* Oops... stinkin Covenant!!
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    Frilzer

    [2483]Oct 15, 2007
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    After working out 20 times a day in jail, Iroh manged to break himself out of jail through a hole in the wall he made with his bare fist. He then set off to find aang and teach him firebending.

    Iroh: Aang! Ive come to teach you firebending!

    Aang: HOLY CRAP! Its Chuck Norris!

    Iroh: What? No! im not Chuck Norris! im Iroh, Zukos uncle!

    Aang: no your not Chuck. Zukos uncle is fat and ugly, your Chuck

    Iroh: WHAT!? IM ZUKOS UNCLE!

    *katara comes* Katara: HOLY CRAP! CHUCK NORRIS!

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    tomtitan

    [2484]Oct 15, 2007
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    Frilzer wrote:

    After working out 20 times a day in jail, Iroh manged to break himself out of jail through a hole in the wall he made with his bare fist. He then set off to find aang and teach him firebending.

    Iroh: Aang! Ive come to teach you firebending!

    Aang: HOLY CRAP! Its Chuck Norris!

    Iroh: What? No! im not Chuck Norris! im Iroh, Zukos uncle!

    Aang: no your not Chuck. Zukos uncle is fat and ugly, your Chuck

    Iroh: WHAT!? IM ZUKOS UNCLE!

    *katara comes* Katara: HOLY CRAP! CHUCK NORRIS!


    lol too funny!
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    Atu_1

    [2485]Oct 15, 2007
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    Toph bending: *swirl, star, quick shot of Mickey Mouse Ears*

    Katara: What is that? You're supposed to bend some kind of splat shape, TOPH!

    Toph: How am I supposed to know what to bend if I CAN'T SEE IT!
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    Blaster33456

    [2486]Oct 16, 2007
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    I read this whole thing (well not really but as much as I could read) and you guys ROCK!!!!!

    Well Here we go.

    The whole cast: * goes to TV.com and looks at the blooper section *

    Sokka: * Starts panting heavily *

    Katara: What's wrong with you?

    Sokka: That's the longest thing I've ever read. what was I thinking?

    Aang: They're trying to make me look like a cursing idiot I mean what's that all about.

    Sokka: I'M NOT GAY I'M CLEARLY STRAIGHT. * gets the player list out and is tied to 1st place with Zuko * Only because we both had 2 girls and kissed them. I should've won. I kissed one of them twice. Could've counted for Yue twicebut spirits don't count.

    Zuko: WTF IS THIS!? I don't love Katara I've already got a girlfriend. * points to Mai *

    Ty Lee: * reads the one about grabbing Sokka * That could've happened but Sokka made a restraing order against me.

    Katara: I'm not trying to get all these boys (Reads all the couples people made with her)

    Toph: * walks over * What's the ruckus. * they tell her * HAHA!!!! YOU're made FUN OF YOU'RE MADE FUN OF!

    Aang: I'll tell you what will piss you off badly. * Tells her about Aang and Toph honeymoon and Toph screwing Aang badlyon the fanfic parodies

    Toph: WTF IS THAT!!!! Where's mental teen. * starts on her journey to find the user *

    Azula: * reads one of the bloopers of her doing Zuko * THEY'VE FOUND OUT!!!????

    ( The secret is that Azula and Zuko are actually not related )

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    Atu_1

    [2487]Oct 16, 2007
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    Haha. lol. You should see my earlier blooper (Press Ctrl+F and search 2474 on this page) about what if the characters saw this website.
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    Blaster33456

    [2488]Oct 16, 2007
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    From the takes of Waterbending Scroll

    Aang's "Slip up"

    Cabbage Man: * puts his cabbages in his box *

    Sokka: * bumps to the box *

    Cabbage Man: Oh! * makes sure they don't fall *

    Katara: * bumps into him too *

    Cabbage Man: Uh-Oh!

    Aang: * runs and jumps between the box but jumps inside the box * OUCH!!!! THAT FREAKIN HURT! Why can't we just use the wire....

    Director: You're an airbender... deal with it.

    Aang: You're an airbender blah blah blah.

    Take 2

    Aang: * jumps and tries to bend air from the staff but falls down on his head * This is hurting me badly.

    Sokka: * starts to laugh *

    Take 352

    Aang: * after falling down a million times, Aang just walks by the Cabbage Man *

    DIRECTOR: CUT!!!! That's it... we're using Computer Animation.

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    fingerknot

    [2489]Oct 16, 2007
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    aang:hey toph want see a movie toph:could you like not talk to me you fu***** nerd aangh come on toph:no (smashing him to death with a rock)
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    Blaster33456

    [2490]Oct 17, 2007
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    Aang and Katara: We're ready for this man!!

    The Troublesome Takes on that unforgettable dance in the cave

    Director: And Action!!

    Katara: * goes through it beautifully but ends up kicking Aang in the face * You were supposed to duck!

    Aang: Oh yeah.. I remember

    TAKE 2

    Aang and Katara: * when they do that flip they hit their heads on the floor * OUCH

    The firekids around them: * starts laughing *

    Katara: That's not funny...

    TAKE 362

    Aang and Katara: * They get it right this time but are Bruised up *

    Director: CUT, Perfect. I'll fix the bruises on my computer.

    BREAKTIME

    Toph: OUCH, that had to hurt, all the loud thumps I felt on the ground were REALLY LOUD

    Aang: Yeah, I know.

    Sokka: I thought it was awesome, how were yall able to do that.

    Mai: * watching them * Hey... Zuko, why can't we do stuff like that!?

    Zuko: Um, because you never ask. OK, so those were the moves, I gotta know that dance.

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    ChrisVisagie

    [2491]Oct 17, 2007
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    Ok I have posted in agesso here is an attempt to get my writters Ju-ju back.

    Scene from Sokka's Master

    Toph: I missSokka.

    Katara: (in attempted humour) Well if you miss Sokka so much, why don't you marry him?

    Toph: We considered that but figured you wouldn't approve so we decided to stay as friends with benifits.

    (Pause)

    Katara:

    Toph: Ooooooooohhhhhh,That was meant to be a joke. Sorry my bad.

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    tomtitan

    [2492]Oct 17, 2007
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    zuko: You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well I can take it! And now I can give it back! Come on! Strike me! You've never held back before! *boulder from earlier on in the episode rolls along and squishes him*
    zuko: curse you karma!
    sokka: i know the feeling...
    foofoocuddlypoops: silence mortal! i am luthor the malevolent, bask in my unholy glory! bask in it!
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    Blaster33456

    [2493]Oct 17, 2007
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    That's Hilarious.

    Beginning Auditions for Episode 1: Director and Sokka are watching the tapes.

    Sokka: OK let's see the 1st tape that was sent.

    Tape 1

    Aang: My name is AANG. I'm the AVATAR. * keeps his mad face then * WEEEE!!!! * rolls around on the airball *

    End Of Tape.

    Director: I like that... Serious yet really playful

    Tape 2

    Katara: Oh hi. My name is Katara. Sokka trying to lock me in the closet so I couldn't audition

    Director: * looks at Sokka angrily *

    Sokka: Oops...

    Katara: YOU ARE SO IMMATURE, EVER SINCE MOM DIED YOU'VE BEEN A LAZY JERK. Uh-Oh. * the background falls on her * Ouch. I'm Okay.

    End Of Tape.

    Director: A woman with anger problems awesome.

    Tape 3

    Zuko: I am a firebending prince, I WILL CATCH THE AVATAR, and I Will Reclaim My Honor!!

    Mom: Hey, Zuko can you stop your auditioning and come downstairs and take out the trash.

    Zuko: But mom, I'm playing the part of evil prince.

    Mom: ZUKO!!!!!

    Zuko: Okay, Okay...

    End Of Tape.

    Sokka and Director: * start laughing * That's funny.

    Sokka: Yeah. a schizorpherinc (can't spell it, sorry.)

    Tape 4

    Momo: * pops up * Yo, check this out, my name is Mo Mo

    Appa: And I'm Appa.

    Momo: And we gonna drop it to ya like this.

    Appa: * starts beatboxing *

    Momo: Check it, to the L, to the E, to the M, to the U, to the R. That's right. It's the Lemur. And I'm on the mic and we gonna set it right and then we gonna... * realizes they off beat * Appa? You off the flow. You **** of a *** Bison how in the ***** are we gonna make it you ****

    Appa: * blows Momo to the wall * Shut up.

    End Of Tape.

    Director: Kind of a little buffonish what do you think sokka. Sokka?

    Sokka: To the L--E-M-U-R. That's the Lemu... * realizes the director's looking at him * Um, yeah I think it's cool.

    To Be Continued

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    twinsthatrule

    [2494]Oct 18, 2007
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    Season 3 episode: The head band

    anng and Katara are dancing until Katara falls because of anng

    Director: Cut! Anng what was that?

    Anng: My hand was slippery so I acciendently dropped her

    Katara: No! You didn't acciendently drop me you on purpose you stupid b@#$%.

    Director: Katara! watch your language!

    Anng: you think I would do that on purpose? I like you I wouldn't do that!

    Katara: Yes and another thing.......wait what you like me? (Blushes)

    Anng: Yes (comes over to her and hugs her) Director: Whoa break time!
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    MarryLarry

    [2495]Oct 18, 2007
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    Aang: I got your nose.

    Koh: I got your face.

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    theredrobin

    [2496]Oct 18, 2007
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    Sokka: I am a fan of secret rivers.

    Sean Penn: I am afraid there is only a Mystic River here.

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    Atu_1

    [2497]Oct 18, 2007
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    MarryLarry wrote:

    Aang: I got your nose.

    Koh: I got your face.

    I see that happening too.
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    twinsthatrule

    [2498]Oct 18, 2007
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    Season 1
    episode: The boy in the iceberg

    Anng: hi I'm anng

    Sokka: Do you mean bomeranng?

    Director: Cut! Sokka it's Anng!

    Anng: What?

    Director: Not you Anng (Anng looks confused)
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    twinsthatrule

    [2499]Oct 18, 2007
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    Azula: It is my duty [she starts to giggle]

    Directer: Cut! What the hell Azula?

    Azula: I said duty. [she laughs a long time]
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    tomtitan

    [2500]Oct 18, 2007
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    sokka: okay, aang has mastered firebending, the invasion is completely prepared, everyone's in position, and we still have a week, what should we do?
    toph: we could pick our toenails
    katara: didn't you just do that?
    toph: that was for cleanliness, i meant for fun.
    sokka: we need to get popular support from fire naiton people.
    katar: how do we do that?
    aang: i got it! toph, bend your spacerock into a triangle shape
    toph: *does it*
    aang: momo, hit the triangle with this piece of metal to a beat!
    momo: *starts beat*
    aang: toph, sit in that rock formation that looks conveniently like a drumkit!
    toph: where are you going with this?
    aang: do it!
    toph: *does it*
    aang: sokka! go into the local town and steal a piano
    sokka: how did you know i play?
    aang: GO!
    sokka:*goes*
    aang: katara, can you sing?
    katara: yeah i guess..
    aang: excellent.
    sokka: *returns with piano*
    aang: okay, i'll play air guitar (pun intended) let's think of a name for our band.
    sokka: band?! ...good idea, let's get started!

    *the gaang reach #1 in FN charts with their hit song 'we hate ozai'*

    zuko: so the gaang are trying to reach out to the people of the fire nation with music, two can play at that game, i shall defeat them through the power of....
    EMO MUSIC!
    mai: i like where this is going...

    to be continued...
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