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    Nakkie34

    [2441]Oct 3, 2007
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    Aang:I...I.. you seee....( stutter )I LOVE you Katara.

    KAtara: but aang your like 14, that's way to young. The public would like to see me with an older guy, like Zuko.

    Aang: Zuko!! WTF, and i'm Not 14, i'm more like an 114 years old. I was friggin FROZEN for 100 years remember.

    Katara: We'll i think that''s not the only THING that is frozen, kuch penis kuch. And besides, if we would, you know, DO it. That would make you a pedophile. And than the autorities would be straightup our ass.

    Aang: But i'm the F&ck*n AVATAR. I Do STUFF like save the world and everything, ya know. THAT IS SEXY. I do stuff like that all of the time

    katara: wich would leave no time to go shoppin with me.

    aang: aah screw this, i'm gonna get wasted with toph.

    Edited on 10/03/2007 1:28pm
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    Atu_1

    [2442]Oct 3, 2007
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    Katara: That was some dance party, Aang. (kiss)

    Aang (thinking): I can't believe I have to force a blush because this girl keeps on teasing me! Can't she just kiss me already!!!!!!!

    Katara: What did you say Aang?!!!

    Aang (realizing his thoughts weren't all in his head): Uh, I said, um, uh... I.. have to go pee! already... (under breath) dang....
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    theredrobin

    [2443]Oct 3, 2007
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    Funneh, TomTitan.
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    4nationfury

    [2444]Oct 4, 2007
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    Nakkie34 wrote:

    season 3 episode 2 the headband

    aang: Take my hand.

    "katara and aang start dancing"

    After a while the other kids start wactching.

    Katara: aang, they're all looking at us

    aang: Don't worry it's just you and me

    "they continue dancing"

    Aang does a highkick and Kicks katara straight in the teeth.

    KATARA: WTF you %#&# %SS F%CE

    Aang: I'm sorry, can we do it over?

    Katara: Over, There's Gallons of blood coming out of my nose!

    Aang: I was just expressing myself, i like you.

    KATARA: What, you like me and you kick me. First you say you'd rather die than kiss me in the cave, and then you kick me straight in the friggin face while we're dancing romanticly. What's wrong with you?

    "KATARA Walks away angry"

    Aang: we'll i still have On ji ( girl in fireschool )

    KATARA: I HEARD THAT, NEXT TIME YOU GET KILLED YOU CAN BRING YOURSELF BACK TO LIFE A-HOLE


    Oh man, that's good. I was afraid that was going to happen when I saw the actual dance. I mean Aang throws this violent and sudden kick at her head, she ducks, tries to kick him. Someones going to get hurt.
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    tomtitan

    [2445]Oct 4, 2007
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    theredrobin wrote:
    Funneh, TomTitan.


    zuko: i heard you were good, the avatar is alive, i want you to find him, and end him.
    *enter...
    ...
    ...
    foamy!!!*
    foamy: the avatar is aive! WOOHOO!! *foams*
    zuko: foamy? where's combustion man.
    *elsewhere*
    cm: oh man, (waking up from coma induced by extreme foaming) that's the last time i ask a guy with rabies for directions.
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    twinsthatrule

    [2446]Oct 5, 2007
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    Katara: Anng Anng Annnnnnng!



    Anng: WTF? Katara I'm right here in the water you don't need yell for me!


    Director: Cut Anng she suppose to now get back under the water.

    Anng: Are trying to get f#$@ing rid of me? There someone else is there?


    Katara: No and there no way I'm being with Zuko

    Zuko in the back round: Awww d@#$


    Anng: So it is someone else! That's it I going in my trailor to drink coffee.


    Sokka: Wait (hic) Anng don't (hic) go!


    Director: sokka stop drinking cactus juice save that until the second season

    Sokka: Yes ma'am (falls down)
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    Skullz131

    [2447]Oct 5, 2007
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    twinsthatrule wrote:
    Katara: Anng Anng Annnnnnng! Anng: WTF? Katara I'm right here in the water you don't need yell for me! Director: Cut Anng she suppose to now get back under the water. Anng: Are trying to get f#$@ing rid of me? There someone else is there? Katara: No and there no way I'm being with Zuko Zuko in the back round: Awww d@#$ Anng: So it is someone else! That's it I going in my trailor to drink coffee. Sokka: Wait (hic) Anng don't (hic) go! Director: sokka stop drinking cactus juice save that until the second season Sokka: Yes ma'am (falls down)

    that was mad funny lol

    Edited on 10/05/2007 5:23pm
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    gilvatar

    [2448]Oct 5, 2007
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    Iroh's first advie

    Zuko: hey uncle, I need some advice. Iroh: we'll let me tell you about mysself nefue!! I'm 55 years old!! I'm thrice divorced!!! AND I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!! what do you wanna be when you Zuko: I'm gonna capture the avatar and be firelord.

    Iroh: Well if you capture the avatar then you're not gonna amount to JACK-SQUAT!!!!!!!!! AND YOU'RE GONNA END UP LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
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    Skullz131

    [2449]Oct 5, 2007
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    down by the river side......
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    tomtitan

    [2450]Oct 7, 2007
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    lol, heroes reference.
    xu: no, no, don't make me mad, if you make me mad, he comes out, i can't control him..
    sokka: what are you on about xu?
    xu: *changes hat*
    dock: xu's not here at the moment, i'm here instead. *throws sokka halfway scross town*
    sokka: xu? what's gotten into you?
    dock: i'm not xu, i'm his dead brother, dock.
    sokka: no you're not.
    dock: you're right *changes hat*
    bushi: i'm his other dead brother, bushi.
    sokka: you don't have super strength do you?
    bushi: nope, but i love cleaning rivers!
    sokka: you need help xu
    bushi: *changes hat*
    xu: no, don't listen to them, i'm not crazy, they're real! i can't control them! help me!
    sokka: *slowly backs off*

    lol, heroes ftw.
    btw, bump.
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    Falcondude123

    [2451]Oct 7, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:
    lol, heroes reference.
    xu: no, no, don't make me mad, if you make me mad, he comes out, i can't control him..
    sokka: what are you on about xu?
    xu: *changes hat*
    dock: xu's not here at the moment, i'm here instead. *throws sokka halfway scross town*
    sokka: xu? what's gotten into you?
    dock: i'm not xu, i'm his dead brother, dock.
    sokka: no you're not.
    dock: you're right *changes hat*
    bushi: i'm his other dead brother, bushi.
    sokka: you don't have super strength do you?
    bushi: nope, but i love cleaning rivers!
    sokka: you need help xu
    bushi: *changes hat*
    xu: no, don't listen to them, i'm not crazy, they're real! i can't control them! help me!
    sokka: *slowly backs off*

    lol, heroes ftw.
    btw, bump.


    hahahahahahahha! Dude I haven't loled @ a blooper for a while! lol!
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    Falcondude123

    [2452]Oct 7, 2007
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    aang: is it lunchtime yet?
    Katara: why, are u hungry?
    aang: no, I need to use the potty.
    Katara: Sokka, this schedule you made is crazy! One simply does not eat while excreting waste products!
    Sokka: At least it gives you a consistent wieght.
    Katara: Wait, are you trying to say something?
    Sokka:I just did... oh, wait, you don't think I meant something about your fluctuating hip-sizes, did you?
    Katara: WHAT!?
    Sokka: Well, you know, it's nothing really. You should be happy with who and/or what and/or how God made you!
    Toph: The question is, is God happy with how he made you? hehee.
    Aang: What's god?
    Sokka: You know, a spirit, only it's not just a spirit, He's THE spirit. Get it?
    Aang: No.
    Katara: Wait a minute, back on subject! Are you saying you think I'm fat? *holds water-whip*
    Sokka: Uh, ofcoursenotwhywouldIthinkthatcuzthatwouldjust bestupidlookhowprettyyouare!
    Katara: That's what I thought! Aang, you don't think I'm fat, do you?
    Aang: Uh, heavensnothatisadumbthingtoaskcuzyouwouldhaveotbe
    somekindofidiottosayitjustlookhowprettyyouare!
    Katara: Good. And toph?
    Toph: 'MoooOOOOooo!'
    Katara: Oh, yeah? say that to my face, chicken! 'Brok-brok-brok!'
    *Katara fights Toph*
    Sokka: Wait! Don't fight! fighting is of the devil!
    Aang:What's the devil?
    Sokka: it's like an anti-spirit, but not really, it's just evil, an evil spirit that is against God. Understand?
    Aang: No.
    All: Face-palm.
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    tomtitan

    [2453]Oct 7, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    aang: is it lunchtime yet?
    Katara: why, are u hungry?
    aang: no, I need to use the potty.
    Katara: Sokka, this schedule you made is crazy! One simply does not eat while excreting waste products!
    Sokka: At least it gives you a consistent wieght.
    Katara: Wait, are you trying to say something?
    Sokka:I just did... oh, wait, you don't think I meant something about your fluctuating hip-sizes, did you?
    Katara: WHAT!?
    Sokka: Well, you know, it's nothing really. You should be happy with who and/or what and/or how God made you!
    Toph: The question is, is God happy with how he made you? hehee.
    Aang: What's god?
    Sokka: You know, a spirit, only it's not just a spirit, He's THE spirit. Get it?
    Aang: No.
    Katara: Wait a minute, back on subject! Are you saying you think I'm fat? *holds water-whip*
    Sokka: Uh, ofcoursenotwhywouldIthinkthatcuzthatwouldjust bestupidlookhowprettyyouare!
    Katara: That's what I thought! Aang, you don't think I'm fat, do you?
    Aang: Uh, heavensnothatisadumbthingtoaskcuzyouwouldhaveotbe
    somekindofidiottosayitjustlookhowprettyyouare!
    Katara: Good. And toph?
    Toph: 'MoooOOOOooo!'
    Katara: Oh, yeah? say that to my face, chicken! 'Brok-brok-brok!'
    *Katara fights Toph*
    Sokka: Wait! Don't fight! fighting is of the devil!
    Aang:What's the devil?
    Sokka: it's like an anti-spirit, but not really, it's just evil, an evil spirit that is against God. Understand?
    Aang: No.
    All: Face-palm.

    lol, i must say i can return the compliment, that made me laugh so much!
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    Falcondude123

    [2454]Oct 7, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    aang: is it lunchtime yet?
    Katara: why, are u hungry?
    aang: no, I need to use the potty.
    Katara: Sokka, this schedule you made is crazy! One simply does not eat while excreting waste products!
    Sokka: At least it gives you a consistent wieght.
    Katara: Wait, are you trying to say something?
    Sokka:I just did... oh, wait, you don't think I meant something about your fluctuating hip-sizes, did you?
    Katara: WHAT!?
    Sokka: Well, you know, it's nothing really. You should be happy with who and/or what and/or how God made you!
    Toph: The question is, is God happy with how he made you? hehee.
    Aang: What's god?
    Sokka: You know, a spirit, only it's not just a spirit, He's THE spirit. Get it?
    Aang: No.
    Katara: Wait a minute, back on subject! Are you saying you think I'm fat? *holds water-whip*
    Sokka: Uh, ofcoursenotwhywouldIthinkthatcuzthatwouldjust bestupidlookhowprettyyouare!
    Katara: That's what I thought! Aang, you don't think I'm fat, do you?
    Aang: Uh, heavensnothatisadumbthingtoaskcuzyouwouldhaveotbe
    somekindofidiottosayitjustlookhowprettyyouare!
    Katara: Good. And toph?
    Toph: 'MoooOOOOooo!'
    Katara: Oh, yeah? say that to my face, chicken! 'Brok-brok-brok!'
    *Katara fights Toph*
    Sokka: Wait! Don't fight! fighting is of the devil!
    Aang:What's the devil?
    Sokka: it's like an anti-spirit, but not really, it's just evil, an evil spirit that is against God. Understand?
    Aang: No.
    All: Face-palm.

    lol, i must say i can return the compliment, that made me laugh so much!


    thanx. Ya I wonder why not many people do these anymore, I think they're hilarious!
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    iwantnaughtyboy

    [2455]Oct 8, 2007
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    Aang: You're the painted lady!!

    Katara: I wasn't at first but-

    Aang: That's why you made me put paint all over your body

    Katara: Uh.....yeah sure let's go with that.

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    Graeme_Denton

    [2456]Oct 8, 2007
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    director: okay aang how are we feeling this morning.It`s the first shot of the day!

    Aang: ..huh.what..oh yeah i um, im pretty sleepy..

    director: okay then snap out of it and well get started this is the `rescue scene`remember

    Aang: umm yeah....

    director: so for this one your eyes need to be open..AANG!....right we need you to airbend sokka over the wall there, great.

    ACTION!!

    *aang does his thing!.....wrong.....*

    Aang:...... i was sure he said firebend..

    Sokka :look aang its ok i don`t need an apolo-..

    Aang..zzzZZZZz......zzzZZZzz...

    sokka:..

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    tomtitan

    [2457]Oct 8, 2007
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    iwantnaughtyboy wrote:

    Aang: You're the painted lady!!

    Katara: I wasn't at first but-

    Aang: That's why you made me put paint all over your body

    Katara: Uh.....yeah sure let's go with that.

    lolz with the funneh.
    aang: sokka, i don't feel so good, can we make room in the schedule for a potty break?
    sokka: what? there's no time for that! we have a scedule!
    aang: (going glowy) I NEED POTTY
    sokka: NO!
    aang: (farts) (whole of FN destroyed)
    aang: (stops glowing) i warned you!
    sokka:
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    Atu_1

    [2458]Oct 8, 2007
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    Aang: Hey Katara, guess what

    Katara: What?

    Aang: I was on this thing called tv.com, apparently a lot of people hate you for being an attention hog by being the Painted Lady

    Katara: How was I an attention hog?

    Aang: I dunno, everyone's convinced they already know what a sweet, innocent, caring Mary Sue you are.

    Katara: Well just for that, they don't get to see me in my not so sweet or innocent and very skimpy, see-through, redesigned bathing suit. They'd get that chance in two weeks, but it seems I'm not wanted around there.

    Ten seconds later: ex-tv.com The Painted Lady haters-Wait Katara! We were just kidding!

    Edited on 10/08/2007 3:56pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    Atu_1

    [2459]Oct 9, 2007
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    bump
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    theredrobin

    [2460]Oct 9, 2007
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    *Mai and Zuko are kissing*

    Azula: Zuko, could I have a word with you?

    Zuko: Can't you see we're busy?

    Azula: Oh Mai, Ty Lee needs your help untangling her braid.

    Mai: ....and what the f*** do you want me to do about it?

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