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    DMClover314

    [1641]Mar 14, 2007
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    Aang: SOKKA! WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE FIRE NATION! IT'S URGENT!

    Sokka: What happened?

    Aang: I left my bison whistle there!

    Sokka: We'll buy??a new one!

    Aang: NO, I WANT MY BISON WHISTLE NOW! I HAVE ATTACHMENTS TO IT!

    Sokka: So that's why you couldn't open that last Chakra!

    ____________________________________________________

    (At the fire nation, in Azula's room)

    Sokka: Ok, Aang, where is it?

    Aang: Somewhere around here!

    Sokka: Why is it in Azula's room?

    Aang: .........................................

    ____________________________________________________

    (Captured by Zuko, and is in the Jail cell, Aang looks inside pocket)

    Aang: Sokka, I found it! It was in my pocket the whole time!

    Sokka:

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    ChrisVisagie

    [1642]Mar 15, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    Aang: SOKKA! WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE FIRE NATION! IT'S URGENT!

    Sokka: What happened?

    Aang: I left my bison whistle there!

    Sokka: We'll buy??a new one!

    Aang: NO, I WANT MY BISON WHISTLE NOW! I HAVE ATTACHMENTS TO IT!

    Sokka: So that's why you couldn't open that last Chakra!

    ____________________________________________________

    (At the fire nation, in Azula's room)

    Sokka: Ok, Aang, where is it?

    Aang: Somewhere around here!

    Sokka: Why is it in Azula's room?

    Aang: .........................................

    ____________________________________________________

    (Captured by Zuko, and is in the Jail cell, Aang looks inside pocket)

    Aang: Sokka, I found it! It was in my pocket the whole time!

    Sokka:

    Lol poor Sokka

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    ChrisVisagie

    [1643]Mar 15, 2007
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    Mai and Sokka are fighting, seperated from their groups

    Sokka: You're going down little miss I-like-pointy-things.

    Mai: Just give up now, boomarang flinger,??so I don't have to bloody my good knifes.

    Sokka: I bet you're mother put a bag over your head to kiss you good night.

    Mai: I bet your mother tried to get her money back from the baby store.

    Sokka tackles her and they start rolling in the ground

    Sokka: I bet you sent your profil to "Lonely Hearts" and got a reply saying "we're not that lonely"

    Mai: I bet you??think that foreplay is what you do in golf.

    Sokka: Your so stiff it makes spears look limber.

    Mai: Your so dumb I heard that you took an IQ test and it came back negative.

    Sokka: Well you...have pretty eyes.

    Mai: huh?

    The rest of the GAang Ty Lee and Azula

    Azula: Give it up Avatar and tell us what you did with Mai.

    Katara: We don't have her, what did you do with Sokka?

    Ty Lee: The cutie? Nope, havn't seen him.

    The fight is interupted when giggling is heard.

    Toph: Huh?

    Everyone follows the sound and find Sokka and Mai, making out. They stop when they see every one.

    Ty Lee and Azula:?? Mai?

    Gaang: Sokka?

    Mai: *giggles* he thinks I have pretty eyes

    Sokka: She likes my wolf-tail

    Mai: thats not all I like, come here

    They start making out again.

    Azula: *eye twitch*

    Aang: (to Katara) Why can't we??be like that?

    Edited on 03/15/2007 11:41am
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    Suki18

    [1644]Mar 15, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:
    Suki18 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Toph and Sokka here something from behind the bushes)

    Katara: OH AANG! I love it!?? Who knew you were sooooooo talented!?? And it's soo big!

    Aang: I'm nice like that, you know?

    Katara:??OMG, Aang, it's soooo sexy!

    Aang: Uh, never heard anyone call it sexy, and I always knew it was big!

    Katara: No one ever called it sexy??? Who else did you show it too?

    Aang: I showed it Toph!

    Toph: WHAT?

    (Sokka and Toph jump behind the bush to see Katara and Aang)

    Katara: Toph, you never told me you saw the beautifil, sexy, big necklace he made me!

    Toph: o0o, that!

    Does everyone represent Toph as a lesbian?

    how does that represent her as a lesbian?

    Toph mentioned the big, beutiful, sexy...??

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    titiembe

    [1645]Mar 15, 2007
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    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Mai and Sokka are fighting, seperated from their groups

    Sokka: You're going down little miss I-like-pointy-things.

    Mai: Just give up now, boomarang flinger,??so I don't have to bloody my good knifes.

    Sokka: I bet you're mother put a bag over your head to kiss you good night.

    Mai: I bet your mother tried to get her money back from the baby store.

    Sokka tackles her and they start rolling in the ground

    Sokka: I bet you sent your profil to "Lonely Hearts" and got a reply saying "we're not that lonely"

    Mai: I bet you??think that foreplay is what you do in golf.

    Sokka: Your so stiff it makes spears look limber.

    Mai: Your so dumb I heard that you took an IQ test and it came back negative.

    Sokka: Well you...have pretty eyes.

    Mai: huh?

    The rest of the GAang Ty Lee and Azula

    Azula: Give it up Avatar and tell us what you did with Mai.

    Katara: We don't have her, what did you do with Sokka?

    Ty Lee: The cutie? Nope, havn't seen him.

    The fight is interupted when giggling is heard.

    Toph: Huh?

    Everyone follows the sound and find Sokka and Mai, making out. They stop when they see every one.

    Ty Lee and Azula:?? Mai?

    Gaang: Sokka?

    Mai: *giggles* he thinks I have pretty eyes

    Sokka: She likes my wolf-tail

    Mai: thats not all I like, come here

    They start making out again.

    Azula: *eye twitch*

    Aang: (to Katara) Why can't we??be like that?


    LOL. and Katara and Aang ARE like THAT.(kataang rules!)
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    DMClover314

    [1646]Mar 15, 2007
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    Suki18 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:
    Suki18 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Toph and Sokka here something from behind the bushes)

    Katara: OH AANG! I love it!?? Who knew you were sooooooo talented!?? And it's soo big!

    Aang: I'm nice like that, you know?

    Katara:??OMG, Aang, it's soooo sexy!

    Aang: Uh, never heard anyone call it sexy, and I always knew it was big!

    Katara: No one ever called it sexy??? Who else did you show it too?

    Aang: I showed it Toph!

    Toph: WHAT?

    (Sokka and Toph jump behind the bush to see Katara and Aang)

    Katara: Toph, you never told me you saw the beautifil, sexy, big necklace he made me!

    Toph: o0o, that!

    Does everyone represent Toph as a lesbian?

    how does that represent her as a lesbian?

    Toph mentioned the big, beutiful, sexy...??

    no, that was Katara lol

    Katara: Toph, you never told me you saw the beautifil, sexy, big necklace he made me!

    c?

    read it again!

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    DMClover314

    [1647]Mar 15, 2007
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    (Katara and Zuko are in bed together, Aang burst in)

    Aang: OMG, GUYS!

    Zuko: Dude, can't you knock??? Can't you see we're busy?

    Aang: BUT I HAVE BIG NEWS!?? SO BIG, I NEED TO SCREW SOMEONE!

    Katara: Bigger than the movie?

    Aang: YES!?? I GOT GOD OF WAR TWO!?? WOO, KRATOS IS BACK!

    Katara: I'm so happy for you!

    (Katara kicks Zuko off the bed, and pulls Aang in!)

    Zuko: HEY!?? That's my bed!

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    titiembe

    [1648]Mar 15, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Katara and Zuko are in bed together, Aang burst in)

    Aang: OMG, GUYS!

    Zuko: Dude, can't you knock??? Can't you see we're busy?

    Aang: BUT I HAVE BIG NEWS!?? SO BIG, I NEED TO SCREW SOMEONE!

    Katara: Bigger than the movie?

    Aang: YES!?? I GOT GOD OF WAR TWO!?? WOO, KRATOS IS BACK!

    Katara: I'm so happy for you!

    (Katara kicks Zuko off the bed, and pulls Aang in!)

    Zuko: HEY!?? That's my bed!


    go KATAANG!!! lol.
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    DMClover314

    [1649]Mar 15, 2007
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    titiembe wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Katara and Zuko are in bed together, Aang burst in)

    Aang: OMG, GUYS!

    Zuko: Dude, can't you knock??? Can't you see we're busy?

    Aang: BUT I HAVE BIG NEWS!?? SO BIG, I NEED TO SCREW SOMEONE!

    Katara: Bigger than the movie?

    Aang: YES!?? I GOT GOD OF WAR TWO!?? WOO, KRATOS IS BACK!

    Katara: I'm so happy for you!

    (Katara kicks Zuko off the bed, and pulls Aang in!)

    Zuko: HEY!?? That's my bed!
    go KATAANG!!! lol.

    lol, horray for the return of Kratos!

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    blazerperry29

    [1650]Mar 15, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Katara and Zuko are in bed together, Aang burst in)

    Aang: OMG, GUYS!

    Zuko: Dude, can't you knock??? Can't you see we're busy?

    Aang: BUT I HAVE BIG NEWS!?? SO BIG, I NEED TO SCREW SOMEONE!

    Katara: Bigger than the movie?

    Aang: YES!?? I GOT GOD OF WAR TWO!?? WOO, KRATOS IS BACK!

    Katara: I'm so happy for you!

    (Katara kicks Zuko off the bed, and pulls Aang in!)

    Zuko: HEY!?? That's my bed!

    LOL, nice

    katara: too bad, buddy!

    zuko: why you little -

    [aang blows zuko.

    you guys: ... off the bed? into a wall?

    [zuko quickly gets back up and walks toward aang again]

    zuko: very impressive, avatar. but will you handle this? (*foom!*)

    aang [ducking quickly, then smiling]:??course i can handle that.

    you guys: handle what, what did aang just dodge? a fireball?

    [aang blows zuko again]

    you guys: wtf?

    zuko: get ready for the blast!

    aang: bring it on!

    [zuko screams and blasts aang's face]

    you guys: oh no! zuko killed aang!

    aang [panting]: wow. that was just amazing

    zuko: yeah, totally.

    you guys: wait, what .......... oh. OH! ohhhhhhh...

    katara: you know i'm still here, right?

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    titiembe

    [1651]Mar 15, 2007
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    blazerperry29 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Katara and Zuko are in bed together, Aang burst in)

    Aang: OMG, GUYS!

    Zuko: Dude, can't you knock??? Can't you see we're busy?

    Aang: BUT I HAVE BIG NEWS!?? SO BIG, I NEED TO SCREW SOMEONE!

    Katara: Bigger than the movie?

    Aang: YES!?? I GOT GOD OF WAR TWO!?? WOO, KRATOS IS BACK!

    Katara: I'm so happy for you!

    (Katara kicks Zuko off the bed, and pulls Aang in!)

    Zuko: HEY!?? That's my bed!

    LOL, nice

    katara: too bad, buddy!

    zuko: why you little -

    [aang blows zuko.

    you guys: ... off the bed? into a wall?

    [zuko quickly gets back up and walks toward aang again]

    zuko: very impressive, avatar. but will you handle this? (*foom!*)

    aang [ducking quickly, then smiling]:??course i can handle that.

    you guys: handle what, what did aang just dodge? a fireball?

    [aang blows zuko again]

    you guys: wtf?

    zuko: get ready for the blast!

    aang: bring it on!

    [zuko screams and blasts aang's face]

    you guys: oh no! zuko killed aang!

    aang [panting]: wow. that was just amazing

    zuko: yeah, totally.

    you guys: wait, what .......... oh. OH! ohhhhhhh...

    katara: you know i'm still here, right?


    AHHHH YAOI IT BURNS!!!!!
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    Falcondude123

    [1652]Mar 15, 2007
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    Aang:the legend says we just need to trust in love, right?
    wierd guy: that's right little dude!
    Aang:We can make it!
    Sokka: Yeah! (throws boomerang in joy, hits rocks on mountain, and Aang gets crushed by a falling rock)
    Everyone else:0_0.......
    Katara:Oh my goodness! We've killed the world's last hope!
    Sokka:you all saw it! he came at me with a knife, right?? *wink*
    wierdguy:works for me!
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    Suki18

    [1653]Mar 16, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:
    Suki18 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:
    Suki18 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Toph and Sokka here something from behind the bushes)

    Katara: OH AANG! I love it!?? Who knew you were sooooooo talented!?? And it's soo big!

    Aang: I'm nice like that, you know?

    Katara:??OMG, Aang, it's soooo sexy!

    Aang: Uh, never heard anyone call it sexy, and I always knew it was big!

    Katara: No one ever called it sexy??? Who else did you show it too?

    Aang: I showed it Toph!

    Toph: WHAT?

    (Sokka and Toph jump behind the bush to see Katara and Aang)

    Katara: Toph, you never told me you saw the beautifil, sexy, big necklace he made me!

    Toph: o0o, that!

    Does everyone represent Toph as a lesbian?

    how does that represent her as a lesbian?

    Toph mentioned the big, beutiful, sexy...??

    no, that was Katara lol

    Katara: Toph, you never told me you saw the beautifil, sexy, big necklace he made me!

    c?

    read it again!

    Then Toph said, "Oh... that.:

    If that's not Yuri, I don't know what is. Perversion?

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    Suki18

    [1654]Mar 16, 2007
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    Aang on Break:

    (Aang is riding on Appa over the city, with Momo at his side)

    Aang: Appa, buddy, want to go to the strip bar?

    (Appa groans)

    Aang: That's right. Last time we did that, we had ****s that nearly touched the stripper!(Aang laughs) How about we go visit Katara?(Aang flies over Katara's house) Hey, there's Katara... running off... crying. How About we go ask Toph out?

    (Appa groans)

    Aang: (angrily) I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK SHE'S A LESBIAN! I JUST WANT TO GET A DATE!

    (Aang flies down to Toph's house)

    Aang: Toph, would you like, uh... Would you like to go get something to eat with me?

    Toph: Sorry, Aang. I already have a date. You have to go now!

    Aang: Why should I?

    (The Crazy Foaming Guy comes out)

    Crazy Foaming Guy: Where would you like to ea...(notices Aang) Uh... Uh... It's the AVATAR!!!!(foams and passes out).

    Aang: Sorry... (flies away sorrowfully) I'm never going to get a date. (cheers up) I'll ask someone at the resturant! (flies off)

    To be continued...

    Edited on 03/16/2007 10:18am
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    Suki18

    [1655]Mar 16, 2007
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    Where is everybody?
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    WikiTiki

    [1656]Mar 16, 2007
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    ok dis one is because I have been reading way to many suiside(did I spell that right?) fanfics about the two shows I love. Anyway, there is a lot of them so ... ya. zuko: I've had it. I'm comitting sueside.
    sokka: Everyone I love dies, so me too!
    aang: Me too!
    sokka: Why are you comitting sueside?
    aang: Uh... everyone else is doing it...
    katara: tsk, tisk peer pressure. *walks away*
    aang: Now I have a reson!
    zim(heehee, sorry): Oh, the tallest just told me my missoin is a lie, so me too.
    dib: *kills zim* Oh, now I am coming to a sad realization that my life is empty without zim. Sueside time!
    zuko: Get out of here! This is an AVATAR blooper.
    dib: FINE THEN!!*goes off dragging zim's dead body, to do who-knows-what to it.*
    aang: Hey, what were we just talking about?...
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    titiembe

    [1658]Mar 16, 2007
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    Suki18 wrote:

    Aang on Break:

    (Aang is riding on Appa over the city, with Momo at his side)

    Aang: Appa, buddy, want to go to the strip bar?

    (Appa groans)

    Aang: That's right. Last time we did that, we had ****s that nearly touched the stripper!(Aang laughs) How about we go visit Katara?(Aang flies over Katara's house) Hey, there's Katara... running off... crying. How About we go ask Toph out?

    (Appa groans)

    Aang: (angrily) I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK SHE'S A LESBIAN! I JUST WANT TO GET A DATE!

    (Aang flies down to Toph's house)

    Aang: Toph, would you like, uh... Would you like to go get something to eat with me?

    Toph: Sorry, Aang. I already have a date. You have to go now!

    Aang: Why should I?

    (The Crazy Foaming Guy comes out)

    Crazy Foaming Guy: Where would you like to ea...(notices Aang) Uh... Uh... It's the AVATAR!!!!(foams and passes out).

    Aang: Sorry... (flies away sorrowfully) I'm never going to get a date. (cheers up) I'll ask someone at the resturant! (flies off)

    To be continued...


    He should ask Katara out...
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    DMClover314

    [1659]Mar 16, 2007
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    I'm just bored so here it goes!

    Aang: DUDE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

    (Aang throws newspaper at director)

    Director: o0o, you mean spongebob appearing as a quest on the show??? It means what it says!

    Aang: BUY YYYYYYYYY?

    Director: Cuz, in case you didn't know, we had a contest, and spongebob won!

    Aang: BUT, HE'S A SPONGE!

    Director: And a big fan of the show!

    Aang: WTF IS HE GONNA DO? BEND SPONGES. "OOO FEAR ME OR ELSE I'LL THROW A SPONGE AT YOU"!?? WHAT A DERF!

    Director: I think you're just jealous cuz Katara and Spongebob are in a makeout scene!

    Aang: WHAT?

    Katara: REALLY?

    Aang: WHAT?

    Katara: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

    Aang: WHAT?

    Katara: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO SCREW SPONGEBOB!

    Aang: WHAT?

    Director: You won't be screwing him, it's still a kid show!

    Katara: Who said it's gonna be on the show?

    Aang: WHAT?

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    DMClover314

    [1660]Mar 16, 2007
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    Suki18 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:
    Suki18 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:
    Suki18 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Toph and Sokka here something from behind the bushes)

    Katara: OH AANG! I love it!?? Who knew you were sooooooo talented!?? And it's soo big!

    Aang: I'm nice like that, you know?

    Katara:??OMG, Aang, it's soooo sexy!

    Aang: Uh, never heard anyone call it sexy, and I always knew it was big!

    Katara: No one ever called it sexy??? Who else did you show it too?

    Aang: I showed it Toph!

    Toph: WHAT?

    (Sokka and Toph jump behind the bush to see Katara and Aang)

    Katara: Toph, you never told me you saw the beautifil, sexy, big necklace he made me!

    Toph: o0o, that!

    Does everyone represent Toph as a lesbian?

    how does that represent her as a lesbian?

    Toph mentioned the big, beutiful, sexy...??

    no, that was Katara lol

    Katara: Toph, you never told me you saw the beautifil, sexy, big necklace he made me!

    c?

    read it again!

    Then Toph said, "Oh... that.:

    If that's not Yuri, I don't know what is. Perversion?

    ok fine, I'll admit it's peverted, but I don't think that represents Toph as a lesbian, but we have our own opinions i guess!

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