Avatar: The Last Airbender: Create your own Fake Avatar* Bloopers 2

titiembe

[1661]Mar 16, 2007

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DMClover314 wrote:

I'm just bored so here it goes!

Aang: DUDE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

(Aang throws newspaper at director)

Director: o0o, you mean spongebob appearing as a quest on the show??? It means what it says!

Aang: BUY YYYYYYYYY?

Director: Cuz, in case you didn't know, we had a contest, and spongebob won!

Aang: BUT, HE'S A SPONGE!

Director: And a big fan of the show!

Aang: WTF IS HE GONNA DO? BEND SPONGES. "OOO FEAR ME OR ELSE I'LL THROW A SPONGE AT YOU"!?? WHAT A DERF!

Director: I think you're just jealous cuz Katara and Spongebob are in a makeout scene!

Aang: WHAT?

Katara: REALLY?

Aang: WHAT?

Katara: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

Aang: WHAT?

Katara: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO SCREW SPONGEBOB!

Aang: WHAT?

Director: You won't be screwing him, it's still a kid show!

Katara: Who said it's gonna be on the show?

Aang: WHAT?

lol.

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blazerperry29

[1662]Mar 16, 2007

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DMClover314 wrote:

I'm just bored so here it goes!

Aang: DUDE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

(Aang throws newspaper at director)

Director: o0o, you mean spongebob appearing as a quest on the show??? It means what it says!

Aang: BUY YYYYYYYYY?

Director: Cuz, in case you didn't know, we had a contest, and spongebob won!

Aang: BUT, HE'S A SPONGE!

Director: And a big fan of the show!

Aang: WTF IS HE GONNA DO? BEND SPONGES. "OOO FEAR ME OR ELSE I'LL THROW A SPONGE AT YOU"!?? WHAT A DERF!

Director: I think you're just jealous cuz Katara and Spongebob are in a makeout scene!

Aang: WHAT?

Katara: REALLY?

Aang: WHAT?

Katara: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

Aang: WHAT?

Katara: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO SCREW SPONGEBOB!

Aang: WHAT?

Director: You won't be screwing him, it's still a kid show!

Katara: Who said it's gonna be on the show?

Aang: WHAT?

LOL

director: fine, you can both screw spongebob

aang: are you shidding me? i don't want to screw spongebob

director: look at all the holes...

aang: on second thought, maybe just for one scene.

[spongebob comes in doing his spongebobby laugh] hey katara, you ready to join the mile below club?

katara: omg ...??it's really you! [whispers, but aang can hear her] so, um, is it true that you can stretch to incredible lengths?

spongebob: all of me, baby!

aang: wow, he is just too good.

spongebob: owowowowOW! heads up, aang, that one was my ear!

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Falcondude123
[1663]Mar 16, 2007
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Three questions:
1-did the original maker of this thread intend it to include racy comments?
2-is it so hard for people to be original and funny without being vulgar?
3-if it is too hard for you to be funny without vulgarity, why don't you just leave this thread and never come back!?!
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titiembe

[1664]Mar 16, 2007

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Falcondude123 wrote:

Three questions:
1-did the original maker of this thread intend it to include racy comments?
2-is it so hard for people to be original and funny without being vulgar?
3-if it is too hard for you to be funny without vulgarity, why don't you just leave this thread and never come back!?!

a goody goody two shoes....code red code red....jkjk

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DMClover314

[1665]Mar 16, 2007

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Falcondude123 wrote:

Three questions: 1-did the original maker of this thread intend it to include racy comments? 2-is it so hard for people to be original and funny without being vulgar? 3-if it is too hard for you to be funny without vulgarity, why don't you just leave this thread and never come back!?!

??they're just jokes, no need to take it seriously.

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Falcondude123
[1666]Mar 16, 2007
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Earthking: So Aang, how many times did you say you've been to the "spirit world", as you call it?
Aang: Once or twice.
Earthking: And uh, how many times have you supposedly spoken with this, uhh, "Roku" person?
Aang: Actually I've talked to him lots of times.
Earthking: I see. You also said you once met a giant spirit centipede named "koh", is that right?
Aang: Oh don't even get me started with him! He has like a thousand faces, but he still wants to steal mine!
Earthking: Wait a second, did i hear you right? He wants to "steal your face"?
Aang: Yup.
Earthking: Hmmm. Very interesting. And, uhh, if I may ask, why haven't Sokka, Katara or Toph witnessed ANY of these supposed events?
Aang: Well I guess- hey! Are you implying the accusation of mental distortion and/or incompetence within my alledgedly faulty cerebral facilities???
Earthking: oh no, of course not! *pushes button under his chair labeled 'men-in-white-coats'* Now then, Aang. Tell me again about these "out-of-body" instances that take you into the clouds.
Aang: Well actually that only happened once, usually it's this wierd jungle place with talking baboons and transforming panda-bears....
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titiembe

[1667]Mar 16, 2007

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Falcondude123 wrote:

Earthking: So Aang, how many times did you say you've been to the "spirit world", as you call it?
Aang: Once or twice.
Earthking: And uh, how many times have you supposedly spoken with this, uhh, "Roku" person?
Aang: Actually I've talked to him lots of times.
Earthking: I see. You also said you once met a giant spirit centipede named "koh", is that right?
Aang: Oh don't even get me started with him! He has like a thousand faces, but he still wants to steal mine!
Earthking: Wait a second, did i hear you right? He wants to "steal your face"?
Aang: Yup.
Earthking: Hmmm. Very interesting. And, uhh, if I may ask, why haven't Sokka, Katara or Toph witnessed ANY of these supposed events?
Aang: Well I guess- hey! Are you implying the accusation of mental distortion and/or incompetence within my alledgedly faulty cerebral facilities???
Earthking: oh no, of course not! *pushes button under his chair labeled 'men-in-white-coats'* Now then, Aang. Tell me again about these "out-of-body" instances that take you into the clouds.
Aang: Well actually that only happened once, usually it's this wierd jungle place with talking baboons and transforming panda-bears....

poor Aang....lol....

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DMClover314

[1668]Mar 16, 2007

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titiembe wrote:

Falcondude123 wrote:

Earthking: So Aang, how many times did you say you've been to the "spirit world", as you call it? Aang: Once or twice. Earthking: And uh, how many times have you supposedly spoken with this, uhh, "Roku" person? Aang: Actually I've talked to him lots of times. Earthking: I see. You also said you once met a giant spirit centipede named "koh", is that right? Aang: Oh don't even get me started with him! He has like a thousand faces, but he still wants to steal mine! Earthking: Wait a second, did i hear you right? He wants to "steal your face"? Aang: Yup. Earthking: Hmmm. Very interesting. And, uhh, if I may ask, why haven't Sokka, Katara or Toph witnessed ANY of these supposed events? Aang: Well I guess- hey! Are you implying the accusation of mental distortion and/or incompetence within my alledgedly faulty cerebral facilities??? Earthking: oh no, of course not! *pushes button under his chair labeled 'men-in-white-coats'* Now then, Aang. Tell me again about these "out-of-body" instances that take you into the clouds. Aang: Well actually that only happened once, usually it's this wierd jungle place with talking baboons and transforming panda-bears....

poor Aang....lol....

lol

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Earth_Water
[1669]Mar 16, 2007
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Ok so the Pirate Captain, from The Waterbending Scroll, walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the crotch of his pants.?? The bar tender asks " Why do you have a steering wheel there??on your pants"
He responds with "Rrrrr, its driving me nuts"?? My friend on my track team told me that joke, i thought it was sooo hilarious!
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Bensonrocks

[1670]Mar 16, 2007

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Earth_Water wrote:

Ok so the Pirate Captain, from The Waterbending Scroll, walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the crotch of his pants.?? The bar tender asks " Why do you have a steering wheel there??on your pants"

He responds with "Rrrrr, its driving me nuts"?? My friend on my track team told me that joke, i thought it was sooo hilarious!

Normally, I don't like dirty jokes, but that was so stupid that I burst out laughing.?? Very cheesy and very funny.?? Nice.

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ChrisVisagie
[1671]Mar 17, 2007
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Jet and Zuko are leaning against a wall. Aang and Sokka walks past
Aang: What are you guys doing?
Jet: Being cool.
Sokka: Funny, it looks like your bored.
Zuko: The world bores you when you're cool
Aang: Hey can I be cool too, see I can??do the air scooter.
Jet: Are you kidding? Cool people don't do air scooters
Jet and Zuko??walk away
Aang: Whats the point in being cool if you can't do the air scooter?
Edited on 03/17/2007 1:31am
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Suki18

[1672]Mar 17, 2007

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titiembe wrote:

Suki18 wrote:

Aang on Break:

(Aang is riding on Appa over the city, with Momo at his side)

Aang: Appa, buddy, want to go to the strip bar?

(Appa groans)

Aang: That's right. Last time we did that, we had ****s that nearly touched the stripper!(Aang laughs) How about we go visit Katara?(Aang flies over Katara's house) Hey, there's Katara... running off... crying. How About we go ask Toph out?

(Appa groans)

Aang: (angrily) I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK SHE'S A LESBIAN! I JUST WANT TO GET A DATE!

(Aang flies down to Toph's house)

Aang: Toph, would you like, uh... Would you like to go get something to eat with me?

Toph: Sorry, Aang. I already have a date. You have to go now!

Aang: Why should I?

(The Crazy Foaming Guy comes out)

Crazy Foaming Guy: Where would you like to ea...(notices Aang) Uh... Uh... It's the AVATAR!!!!(foams and passes out).

Aang: Sorry... (flies away sorrowfully) I'm never going to get a date. (cheers up) I'll ask someone at the resturant! (flies off)

To be continued...

He should ask Katara out...

You'll find out in the sequel.

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Suki18

[1673]Mar 17, 2007

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DMClover314 wrote:

Suki18 wrote:

DMClover314 wrote:

Suki18 wrote:

DMClover314 wrote:

Suki18 wrote:

DMClover314 wrote:

(Toph and Sokka here something from behind the bushes)

Katara: OH AANG! I love it!?? Who knew you were sooooooo talented!?? And it's soo big!

Aang: I'm nice like that, you know?

Katara:??OMG, Aang, it's soooo sexy!

Aang: Uh, never heard anyone call it sexy, and I always knew it was big!

Katara: No one ever called it sexy??? Who else did you show it too?

Aang: I showed it Toph!

Toph: WHAT?

(Sokka and Toph jump behind the bush to see Katara and Aang)

Katara: Toph, you never told me you saw the beautifil, sexy, big necklace he made me!

Toph: o0o, that!

Does everyone represent Toph as a lesbian?

how does that represent her as a lesbian?

Toph mentioned the big, beutiful, sexy...??

no, that was Katara lol

Katara: Toph, you never told me you saw the beautifil, sexy, big necklace he made me!

read it again!

Then Toph said, "Oh... that.:

If that's not Yuri, I don't know what is. Perversion?

ok fine, I'll admit it's peverted, but I don't think that represents Toph as a lesbian, but we have our own opinions i guess!

I submit...

It's perverted Toph, not Yuri Toph.

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newworldman11
[1674]Mar 17, 2007
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Okay this is my first one: In "the serpants pass" when Aang and Katara are talking to each other on edge of cliff.
Director-Action!
Katara-What's going on with you Lately. In the desert all you cared about was finding Appa and now you don't seem to care about him at all.
*Aang kicks Katara off the cliff*
Director- Kick?! Thats no where near what I told you to do Aang!
Katara - *faint voice* Its all right, I'm sure Aang will save me while I'm falling, and while your at send me a.......*splat!*
Director turns to Aang.Dirctor- Why didn't you save her!
Aang- Well, there was this Distracting??fly flying in my face which sounded like he was buzzing "Back In Black" and..... *keeps yammering on*
Director to writer- Okay, Aah Katara died in a bizarre waterbending accident?
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Falcondude123
[1675]Mar 17, 2007
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(Bumi is in his metal coffin hanging from a chain somewhere over Omashu.) Bumi: *sigh*....ahhh, what a nice day outside ....*yawn*.....it'll probably pass by just like the last one.......*sigh*......well, that's okay I guess, cause tommorow well be different! My secret informants tell me that we have enough nuetral jin built up to retake the city, and that they'll be here by tommorow! SWEET!! YA HERE THAT DOWN THERE, YOU FIRE NATION GUARDS! TOMOROW MY FORCES WILL COME TO OVERWHELM AND RETAKE OMASHU! AHAHAHAHA!
(guards run away and tell masters, come back with hundreds of reinforcements)
Bumi: Oops.......shoot........well, at least it's still a nice day outside.........
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DMClover314
[1676]Mar 17, 2007
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Bored again!
Director: AND ACTION!
Aang and Toph: We didn't sutdy our lines!
Director:?? This is the 4th time this week you two!?? Why don't you have time to learn your lines?
Toph: Well, I just don't feel like it!
Director: o0o, so you don't feel like it!
Aang: And, Katara tries to help me "study", but everyone knows what studying is for us!
Director: o0o really?
Toph and Aang: uhh, yea!
Director: Alright!?? I've been too nice to you too!?? Now sit down and right me an essay what GREEN means to you!
Aang: Wtf man, we're not in school!
Director: If you don't you're fired!
Toph: Why Green?
Director: STUPID!?? It's St. Patricks day!
Toph: Hey Aang, did you know that Green was my favorite color?
Aang: Cool!
Director: NO TALKING!
(They start to right essay!?? Aang finishes in a few seconds!)
Aang: DONE!
Director: That was quick!?? (Picks up essay and starts to read it aloud)
Director: The color green means my friends favorite color to me! That's it?
Aang: Isn't it just beautiful?
Director: UR FIRED!
Aang: WHAT?
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titiembe

[1677]Mar 17, 2007

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DMClover314 wrote:

Bored again!

Director: AND ACTION!

Aang and Toph: We didn't sutdy our lines!

Director:?? This is the 4th time this week you two!?? Why don't you have time to learn your lines?

Toph: Well, I just don't feel like it!

Director: o0o, so you don't feel like it!

Aang: And, Katara tries to help me "study", but everyone knows what studying is for us!

Director: o0o really?

Toph and Aang: uhh, yea!

Director: Alright!?? I've been too nice to you too!?? Now sit down and right me an essay what GREEN means to you!

Aang: Wtf man, we're not in school!

Director: If you don't you're fired!

Toph: Why Green?

Director: STUPID!?? It's St. Patricks day!

Toph: Hey Aang, did you know that Green was my favorite color?

Aang: Cool!

Director: NO TALKING!

(They start to right essay!?? Aang finishes in a few seconds!)

Aang: DONE!

Director: That was quick!?? (Picks up essay and starts to read it aloud)

Director: The color green means my friends favorite color to me! That's it?

Aang: Isn't it just beautiful?

Director: UR FIRED!

Aang: WHAT?

lol.

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blazerperry29
[1678]Mar 17, 2007
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[QUOTE="Earth_Water"]
Ok so the Pirate Captain, from The Waterbending Scroll, walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the crotch of his pants.?? The bar tender asks " Why do you have a steering wheel there??on your pants"
He responds with "Rrrrr, its driving me nuts"?? My friend on my track team told me that joke, i thought it was sooo hilarious!
[/QUOTE
that is the greatest joke i've ever heard
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newworldman11
[1679]Mar 17, 2007
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Continued From Last Blooper.
Director: I'm sorry Brian and Mike but..... Katara commited suicide.... Yah! that works!
Brian: You lie.
Director: How did you Know!
Mike: We have our sources.
*Shows Aang tied up in a closet gabbing about a rock star fly*
Director: What are we going to do then?
*Door to closet opens*
Aang: So then the fly hit the guitar on a salt and.. Oh hi! Could??you bring me a hot dog!
Brian: Shut up and read this.
* Next Scene*
*Show Aang and a Katara dumby in a greenhouse*
Aang imitates Katara in high voice, shaking the dummy while he talks: Aang, Look at that cool plant. I'm gonna go touch it.
Aang: I don't think you should touch that giant venus flytrap Katara.
Aang imitating Katara: You're such a??p***y Aang.
Aang: I am not!
Aang imitating Katara: Yes you are.
Aang : No Katara stop.
Aang Imitating Katara: I'm going and theres nothing you can say to stop me!
*Aang throws the dumby into the flytraps mouth*
Director: Cut, print,genius! Where do Brian and Mike come up with this stuff! Come on, doughnuts are??free on Sunday!
Assistant: But its Tuesday.
Director: Exactly.
*everyone leaves*
Aang: I still didn't get a hot dog!
*gets eaten by plant*
Aang?? to dumby: So, Come here often?
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theredrobin
[1680]Mar 17, 2007
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Outtake from "The Cave of Two Lovers"
Scene after the group comes out of the cave
Katara: Aang, that was a really nice kiss that we shared back there.
Aang: What are you talking about, Katara? The second I leaned in to kiss you, light filled the cave before I had the chance.
Katara: That's impossible. I kissed someone.
Sokka: Are you sure you just didn't think you kissed Aang???
Katara: How else do you think we managed to escape from that cave then?!
Sokka: I kissed one of the hippie women we met. [defensively] Hey, we were being attacked! I wasn't gonna die in there if there was a simple solution! [slightly perplexed] Although, none of them ever did own up to which one I kissed.
Katara: [pales slightly] Sokka, I kissed someone. I know I did...and you say you kissed someone too, but you don't know who?
Sokka: Yeah, it was really nice too, but what are you--[eyes widen in realization and then fear]????
Aang: [dawns on him very suddenly] Oh..........my............God.
[Katara and Sokka both retch in the bushes]
End
*bows head, slightly ashamed of putting incest in her blooper*
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