Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
Sokka: You know Suki, behind every great man, there is a great woman.
Suki grabs Sokka's boomerang
Suki: And if you say anything like that again, this bomerang will find its way up the behind of a certain great man.
Sokka: point taken
| geekyguy65 wrote: |
im new to this but here goes: the gang are playin a game of truth or dare and it lands on toph aang-k toph truth or dare toph-truth sokka-lets here it! toph-I......I.....I love you katara!! (stands up and kisses katara with tongues) toph-omg ! i can't live with myself!! (toph crushes herself with a boulder) sokka-ok whos next? |
| Suki18 wrote: |
Azula On Break: (In a warehouse,two guys walk in, one??with a half mask??walk in) Azula: This is you. (points to nonmasked guy) This is you on pot. (shoots lightning at masked guy) Any questions? Good. Director: CUT! That was brilliant, Azula. Azula: Thanks... where's my paycheck? Director: Right here, girl. (hands $300 paycheck to Azula) Who's the guy you shot? Azula: Let's check. (punches director in face) And don't call me girl. Azula(takes off half facemask on guy) 0_o Zuko!? Zuko: (raspily) Hi... Azula. I needed money, so... Azula: This is horrible. I'll be fired for sure if the Avatar directors find out. Call 911! (Parametics arrive) Parametic: He'll be fine. But, he won't be moving for, oh, 6 months. Zuko and Azula: 6 MONTHS!!!!! Parametic: Yeah. He will be out of work for that time. Azula: ...I'm so fired. |
while everything else goes on in the avatar world, no one even stops to think about shin-foo and master yu are still doing in that metal cage ...??until now. i'm starting to monitor some of their??conversations.
shin-foo and yu, episode 1
yu: ... ooh, that's it, i can't wait any longer. i have to pee.
shin-foo: y'know what? just f**kin go.
yu: fine, i will! .......................
shin-foo: well what are you waiting for?
yu: i can't go with you in here! it'd be embarassing!
shin-foo: i couldn't turn my head even if i wanted to. just go!
yu: you won't look at my winky?
shin-foo: I WON'T LOOK AT YOUR WINKY! JUST GO OR SHUT THE F**K UP!
[i heard the sound of a zipper, followed by what i thought at first was a nearby hose]
yu: hmmmm... ahhhhh...la da da da dum.... *whistles*
shin-foo: ... *bangs head on side of the cage*
yu: *still whistling* ...........................
shin-foo: *stops banging. the hose sound is still there* .................... are you still going?
yu: *stops whistling* what?
shin-foo:??i said are you still going?
yu: well i told you i really had to go!
shin-foo: [trying to control anger] it's been like three goddamn minutes. we're ankle deep in your piss. you can stop now.
yu: i can't stop once i've started
shin-foo: YU CAN F**KIN STOP NOW! JUST PINCH IT OFF!
yu: [finally stops] y'know what's funny? how my name is yu... but it also sounds like"you", as in me and you! so, like, if someone was saying "hey, yu!", everyone would turn around. hee hee hee, that cracks me up.
shin-foo: ...
yu: - only since i go by "master yu" it wouldn't work very often, but??wouldn't it??be fascinating if it did?
shin-foo: ...
yu:...
shin-foo ... do you think i'm listening to you? because i'm not. i'm thinking about how i'm gonna crush. that. little. girl. when we get out of here.
yu: now, let's not??lose our cool by getting caught up in anger. i've found that sometimes when i'm feeling angry, it's nice to sing a song or yell into a pillow. but since we are dozens of miles from civilization, we can't expect to find a pillow, now, can we?
shin-foo: i swear, she won't know what hit her, just WHAM! SMASH! dead.
yu: sing along now! *you are my sun-shine, my only sun-shine! you make me ha-ppy, when skies are*-
shin-foo: wait, wait, shut up, shut up... do you hear something?
yu: wait, move over so i can listen!
shin-foo: i asked you if you could hear something, not if you wanted to be near the airhole.
yu: but i wish to lend you my ears!
shin-foo: [shoves yu away] i'll tear your ears off your head!
yu: now i must insist that you allow me to- OWIE!
[the whole cage started shaking as they fight over who gets to squeeze near the airhole. the whole thing tips over and lands on its side.]
shin-foo: [spitting out a stream of piss] ugh! UGHHHHHHHHH!!! get me out of here! AUGHHHH!
yu:??i have to go number 2.
| Falcondude123 wrote: |
| Guru's voice: the only way is to let her go. Aang: I'm sorry katara... Katara(inside little green crystal teepee w/ Aang): for what? Aang: uhhh, you're not supposed to be in here! I'm supposed to let go of you so i can enter the avatar-state! Katara: well go ahead, I don't mind. Aang:...really? you're just going to sit there and watch while I glow-it-up? Katara: sure, why not? Aang: uhh, well, uhhh, i guess there's no reason why you couldn't, so, okay! Just sit there and I will let you go and glow it up! Katara: Okay, but first, Aang, i just wanted to say, well, you know, with a thousand Dai-Lee and those fire-benders waiting outside to kill us, well, I just wanted to tell you that i always loved you. Aang:.... Katara:I guess this isn't the best timing, is it? |
LOL nice!
| blazerperry29 wrote: |
while everything else goes on in the avatar world, no one even stops to think about shin-foo and master yu are still doing in that metal cage ...??until now. i'm starting to monitor some of their??conversations. shin-foo and yu, episode 1 yu: ... ooh, that's it, i can't wait any longer. i have to pee. shin-foo: y'know what? just f**kin go. yu: fine, i will! ....................... shin-foo: well what are you waiting for? yu: i can't go with you in here! it'd be embarassing! shin-foo: i couldn't turn my head even if i wanted to. just go! yu: you won't look at my winky? shin-foo: I WON'T LOOK AT YOUR WINKY! JUST GO OR SHUT THE F**K UP! [i heard the sound of a zipper, followed by what i thought at first was a nearby hose] yu: hmmmm... ahhhhh...la da da da dum.... *whistles* shin-foo: ... *bangs head on side of the cage* yu: *still whistling* ........................... shin-foo: *stops banging. the hose sound is still there* .................... are you still going? yu: *stops whistling* what? shin-foo:??i said are you still going? yu: well i told you i really had to go! shin-foo: [trying to control anger] it's been like three goddamn minutes. we're ankle deep in your piss. you can stop now. yu: i can't stop once i've started shin-foo: YU CAN F**KIN STOP NOW! JUST PINCH IT OFF! yu: [finally stops] y'know what's funny? how my name is yu... but it also sounds like"you", as in me and you! so, like, if someone was saying "hey, yu!", everyone would turn around. hee hee hee, that cracks me up. shin-foo: ... yu: - only since i go by "master yu" it wouldn't work very often, but??wouldn't it??be fascinating if it did? shin-foo: ... yu:... shin-foo ... do you think i'm listening to you? because i'm not. i'm thinking about how i'm gonna crush. that. little. girl. when we get out of here. yu: now, let's not??lose our cool by getting caught up in anger. i've found that sometimes when i'm feeling angry, it's nice to sing a song or yell into a pillow. but since we are dozens of miles from civilization, we can't expect to find a pillow, now, can we? shin-foo: i swear, she won't know what hit her, just WHAM! SMASH! dead. yu: sing along now! *you are my sun-shine, my only sun-shine! you make me ha-ppy, when skies are*- shin-foo: wait, wait, shut up, shut up... do you hear something? yu: wait, move over so i can listen! shin-foo: i asked you if you could hear something, not if you wanted to be near the airhole. yu: but i wish to lend you my ears! shin-foo: [shoves yu away] i'll tear your ears off your head! yu: now i must insist that you allow me to- OWIE! [the whole cage started shaking as they fight over who gets to squeeze near the airhole. the whole thing tips over and lands on its side.] shin-foo: [spitting out a stream of piss] ugh! UGHHHHHHHHH!!! get me out of here! AUGHHHH! yu:??i have to go number 2. |
wait till you see episode 2 (i haven't planned it yet or anything but it'll be better)
In a Mall
Aang-Lets buy jack@$$ 2
Zuko-No buy Borrat
Sokka-Borrat's not out on DVD yet dumb@$$
Zuko-**** you
Aang-Clam down you 2
Zuko&Sokka-**** YOU!
Aang-All i said was clam down good god.Forget the movie.
Zuko-Lets buy an Xbox 360 and Elder Scrolls 4
Sokka-We only have $350
Aang-.....
Zuko-........
Toph-...........
Katara-Lets buy a copy of WoW for each of us.
Everbody else-ok
*Later at diffrent computers*
Katara-Look im??a hot elf
Aang-She hot even in a game!
Toph-What you say?
Aang-Nothing
Zuko-Aang and Katara seten in a tree kissin.....
Sokka-Shots an arrow at Zukos character
Zuko-Aw man.DIE BI***
*Iroh's character,whos is drinking tea,gets his cup knocked out of his hands*
Iroh-!!!
Everbody-!!!!
Iroh-IROH SMASH!
Sokka-Hes gonna kill us all!
Zuko-Before we die i have one thing to say Katara
Aang-Yea me too
Sokka-Me??too
Aang&Sokka-We lov..
Zuko-Im g@y
Toph-Im a Lez
Katara-ME TOO
Aang and Sokka-????
Zuko-.....
Toph-Katara i have a queen ****bed.
*This part is????appropriate.3 hours later*
Sokka and Aang hold each other-Zzzzz
Toph taking picture-These are so going on the internet
Katara-This Story is weird
Iroh-I have good news i just saved a lot of money on my tea insurence by switching to..
Katara-Shut it.
Zuko-**** you all im going to Mcdonalds to for a burger im starving!
| ardron wrote: |
Katara: *Goes to see a Guru* Guru, I have a huge problem. I am developing feelings for a byson. Guru: The first step to riding yourself of this terrrible curse is to drink some of this. Katara: Yuk! It tastes like S****. Guru: That's because it is. Yum, yum. Katara: Awww, I gonna go find that byson. After that, I gonna........................ |
| Falcondude123 wrote: |
| Guru's voice: the only way is to let her go. Aang: I'm sorry katara... Katara(inside little green crystal teepee w/ Aang): for what? Aang: uhhh, you're not supposed to be in here! I'm supposed to let go of you so i can enter the avatar-state! Katara: well go ahead, I don't mind. Aang:...really? you're just going to sit there and watch while I glow-it-up? Katara: sure, why not? Aang: uhh, well, uhhh, i guess there's no reason why you couldn't, so, okay! Just sit there and I will let you go and glow it up! Katara: Okay, but first, Aang, i just wanted to say, well, you know, with a thousand Dai-Lee and those fire-benders waiting outside to kill us, well, I just wanted to tell you that i always loved you. Aang:.... Katara:I guess this isn't the best timing, is it? |
| AvatarMaster101 wrote: |
In a Mall Aang-Lets buy jack@$$ 2 Zuko-No buy Borrat Sokka-Borrat's not out on DVD yet dumb@$$ Zuko-**** you Aang-Clam down you 2 Zuko&Sokka-**** YOU! Aang-All i said was clam down good god.Forget the movie. Zuko-Lets buy an Xbox 360 and Elder Scrolls 4 Sokka-We only have $350 Aang-..... Zuko-........ Toph-........... Katara-Lets buy a copy of WoW for each of us. Everbody else-ok *Later at diffrent computers* Katara-Look im??a hot elf Aang-She hot even in a game! Toph-What you say? Aang-Nothing Zuko-Aang and Katara seten in a tree kissin..... Sokka-Shots an arrow at Zukos character Zuko-Aw man.DIE BI*** *Iroh's character,whos is drinking tea,gets his cup knocked out of his hands* Iroh-!!! Everbody-!!!! Iroh-IROH SMASH! Sokka-Hes gonna kill us all! Zuko-Before we die i have one thing to say Katara Aang-Yea me too Sokka-Me??too Aang&Sokka-We lov.. Zuko-Im g@y Toph-Im a Lez Katara-ME TOO Aang and Sokka-???? Zuko-..... Toph-Katara i have a queen ****bed. *This part is????appropriate.3 hours later* Sokka and Aang hold each other-Zzzzz Toph taking picture-These are so going on the internet Katara-This Story is weird Iroh-I have good news i just saved a lot of money on my tea insurence by switching to.. Katara-Shut it. Zuko-**** you all im going to Mcdonalds to for a burger im starving! |
| pr0udZuTaRiAn wrote: | ||
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I tried.
the gang are on break and aang is smoking
katara-aang you really should'nt smoke
aang-why not?
katara-because youll get lung cancer and die!!
aang-come on katara,health freaks come up with that stuff just to scare you.Illbe fine!!
(60 years later at kataras funeral.she died of old age)
aang-ha i told you i wouldnt die!
(Leaning over grave)
aang-hahahahaha!i was right and you were wrong hahahahaha!!!eeeeaaaggghh
(aang dies of heart attack and falls into kataras grave)
hope you enjoyed!!! (no offence to health freaks)
Why Mai can't get a date
Guy: you look so lovely tonight.
Mai: (blushes) Oh thank you.
Guy: And??your eyes are so??beautiful.
The??guy leans in to kiss her but then suddenly falls??back with a knife sticking out of his chest.
Ty Lee: Mai!
Mai: I can't help it, I paniced.
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Why Mai can't get a date Guy: you look so lovely tonight. Mai: (blushes) Oh thank you. Guy: And??your eyes are so??beautiful. The??guy leans in to kiss her but then suddenly falls??back with a knife sticking out of his chest. Ty Lee: Mai! Mai: I can't help it, I paniced. |
Sokka On Break:
Sokka: Come ON, Katara! You always get the guy! My girlfriends always die!
Katara: Hey, you still have Ty Lee.
Sokka: My last date left me disabled AND with the bill!
Katara:??What about Topk?
Sokka:?? She's just a kid!??(snickers)
Katara: What are you laughing about?
Sokka: (talking rapidly) HeyIdon'tknowwhatyouaretalkingaboutHeyAanglovesyouaswellasZukoandHaru.
Katara: Whatever... (perks up) 3 guys love me!? I'm turning into you!
(runs off)
Sokka: HEY! That's not a bad thing! AND IT'S FUN TO HAVE 4 GIRLFRIENDS!
Katara: (calling out) Tell your girlfriends! (runs faster)
Someone post!
Anyone?
Anyone...
MENTAL_TEEN!!!!!!!
