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    DMClover314

    [1541]Mar 4, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Aang: Katara, there's something I've always wanted to tell you...but it's hard for me to say it... Katara: It's okay aang. You can tell me anything. Aang: you snore... It's really starting to bug me... Katara:huh??? Aang: Like this one night while we were riding on appa I was about to rest my eyes for a bit when suddenly I heard this deep scartching sound...it was you katara...you snore... Katara: No I don't! Aang: yes, katara. you do. you snore like a pig. Katara: That's insane, i am a sound sleeper! Sokka: He's right katara. I mean, i got used to it being your brother and all, but you snore like a friggin howler monkey! Aang:See? Someone agrees with me! Katara: That's nonsense! I would know if I snore! Toph: You mean to tell me it was YOU snoring!?!? It was soo LOUD I just assumed it had to be appa! Aang: That's actually what I thought at first! But then I realized it couldn't be appa! He was awake and flying! I'm sorry Katara. I really do hate to be the bearer of bad news. Sokka:So now everyone knows it! You Snore Katara! Don't try to hide it! Katara: *grumble* *grumble* Toph: Don't take it so hard, Katara. Everyone has some kind of problem. Take me for instance, I was born blind! And I'm a rebel!! Sokka: And i have a cactus-juice problem!! Aang: And I am incapable of having kids!! (All Stare at him.) Aang: well I just thought that since we were all being honest...maybe, you know, I'd just come out of the closet!... (All stare at him) Aang:....uhhh, I think I'll go get more wood for the fire now..he,he,he....

    lol, ot wouldn't suprise me if katara did snore

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    DMClover314

    [1542]Mar 4, 2007
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    (Katara and Aang are chatting over the internet)

    Katara: Hey Aang!

    ...

    Katara: U there?

    ...

    Katara: Come on you stupid monk, answer me!

    Aang: Huh? oh, sry, i wasn't paying attention.

    ...

    Aang: I am not a stupid monk you b****.

    Katara: Stfu, i didn't mean to call you that. Sooo, watcha doin?

    Aang: Playing on my PSP

    Katara: What game?

    Aang: WTF

    Katara: What, am i bothering you?

    Aang: uh no.

    Katara: K, so like i was saying, what's the games name.

    Aang: WTF.

    Katara: WTF did i do wrong, all i did was ask for the games name, now wtf is the games name?

    Aang: How many f****** do i have to say it? WTF.

    Katara: Fine, be like that, and I'm not sorry for calling you a stupid monk.

    (??Katara gets up from computer chair and storms off)

    Aang: WTF, that's the games name.?? Women these days.

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    titiembe

    [1543]Mar 4, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Katara and Aang are chatting over the internet)

    Katara: Hey Aang!

    ...

    Katara: U there?

    ...

    Katara: Come on you stupid monk, answer me!

    Aang: Huh? oh, sry, i wasn't paying attention.

    ...

    Aang: I am not a stupid monk you b****.

    Katara: Stfu, i didn't mean to call you that. Sooo, watcha doin?

    Aang: Playing on my PSP

    Katara: What game?

    Aang: WTF

    Katara: What, am i bothering you?

    Aang: uh no.

    Katara: K, so like i was saying, what's the games name.

    Aang: WTF.

    Katara: WTF did i do wrong, all i did was ask for the games name, now wtf is the games name?

    Aang: How many f****** do i have to say it? WTF.

    Katara: Fine, be like that, and I'm not sorry for calling you a stupid monk.

    (??Katara gets up from computer chair and storms off)

    Aang: WTF, that's the games name.?? Women these days.


    I can just imagine that happenning.
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    5Cartooner9

    [1544]Mar 4, 2007
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    Hi again. I've been away for, uhh, long.
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    5Cartooner9

    [1545]Mar 4, 2007
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    *Avatar cast is wathing themselves on TV*

    Aang: WTF? My voice is that high? D@MN!
    Toph: I don't know why I'm wathing this. I can't even see.
    Sokka: I'm sexy.
    Katara: OMG! I'm a WHORE!?! There was Jet, Aang, Zuko, my dad, Sokka, Momo, Aappa, Chong, Fire Lord, Azula, Bosco, Bumi, Earth King, Die Le, Ty Lee,Sandbenders, Gran-gran, 2-year-old, 1-year-old, unborn-babie-and-mother, myself and that dinosaur thing.
    Aang, (trying to make his voice deep): Dude, just WTF?
    Katara: People are just attracted to my fine @$$, it's not my fault.
    Sokka: I need to jack off more.
    Toph: I'm hungry.
    Katara: I need to restock my condem supply. I only have 146,084,800,153,986,011,764,105,238,954,020,493,432,059.
    Sokka: Boobs.
    Aang: I'm gonna get a sex-change so my voice is appropiate.
    Toph: Hey Momo.
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    5Cartooner9

    [1546]Mar 4, 2007
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    Katara: And the Cabbage Man!
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    titiembe

    [1547]Mar 4, 2007
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    *Avatar cast is wathing themselves on TV*

    Aang: WTF? My voice is that high? D@MN!
    Toph: I don't know why I'm wathing this. I can't even see.
    Sokka: I'm sexy.
    Katara: OMG! I'm a WHORE!?! There was Jet, Aang, Zuko, my dad, Sokka, Momo, Aappa, Chong, Fire Lord, Azula, Bosco, Bumi, Earth King, Die Le, Ty Lee,Sandbenders, Gran-gran, 2-year-old, 1-year-old, unborn-babie-and-mother, myself and that dinosaur thing.
    Aang, (trying to make his voice deep): Dude, just WTF?
    Katara: People are just attracted to my fine @$$, it's not my fault.
    Sokka: I need to jack off more.
    Toph: I'm hungry.
    Katara: I need to restock my condem supply. I only have 146,084,800,153,986,011,764,105,238,954,020,493,432,059.
    Sokka: Boobs.
    Aang: I'm gonna get a sex-change so my voice is appropiate.
    Toph: Hey Momo.


    LOL!
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    5Cartooner9

    [1548]Mar 4, 2007
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    ozai890 wrote:
    Katara - Who wants to go to the prom with me?
    Aang - Me!
    Katara - Sorry Aang, I have somebody.
    Aang - Who?
    Katara - Ty Lee.
    Sokka - Katara you are gay Thank God.
    Katara - Why?
    Sokka - I'm not the only one.
    Aang - No, you're not.
    Sokka - Cool.
    Aang - I'm saying I'm gay too.
    Sokka - Really?!?!
    Aang - Yup.
    Sokka - You wanna go to the dance with me?
    Aang - Sure.

    AT THE DANCE

    Zuko - You are a good dancer.
    Iroh - Thank you.
    Zuko - Not you you old bag. Mai.
    Mai - I know.
    Azula - But you said...
    Mai - I found somebody else.
    Azula - Who?
    Mai - Toph.
    Ty Lee - Hey Katara.
    Katara - Hey, you ready?
    Aang - Yup.
    Katara - Not you.
    Ty Lee - Sure!
    Sokka - Aang, stop flirting with Katara and dance with me!
    Aang - Okay.
    Toph - What's that sound?
    Katara - Sorry, I've been putting on weight.
    Toph - No wonder.
    Katara - What?!?!?!?
    Mai - Katara, you are a sexy young women. Katara - You think so?
    Toph - Yea whatever.
    Azula - Same with you Mai.
    Mai - Thank you.
    Zuko - Well, I think I know what I'm doing after the dance.
    Iroh - What?
    Zuko - You know. *winks*
    Iroh - Oh.
    Aang - Same with me and Sokka.
    Ty Lee - Same with us.
    Sokka - Want to all go together?
    Everybody - Sure.
    Sokka - Okay let me think. Aang/Me Katara/Ty Lee.
    Iroh - Don't forget us.
    Sokka - Iroh/Zuko and Mai/Toph. Who are you going with Azula?
    Azula - I'll do it with myself.
    Sokka - Got it. Azula/Nobody.

    AT SOKKA'S HOUSE

    Aang - Okay let's start to suck them!
    Ty Lee - We don't suck. Aang - Not that way.
    Ty Lee - Oh. Okay.
    Sokka - Aang, you're not doing it right.
    Toph - I know. How do you put these in your mouth.
    Katara - I think I'm ready to bite it!
    Iroh - Sucking takes time. Can I barrow your's Zuko?
    Zuko - I have two so.... okay.
    Azula - Licking is fun!
    Mai - Don't lick, suck it.

    *Appa and Momo over here the conversation*

    Sokka - I'm gonna start bite in a second.
    Aang - Wait Don't.
    Sokka - Everybody keep on sucking them.
    Zuko - Yours taste like watermelon.
    Iroh - And yours smells like apples.
    Zuko - Because it is.

    *appa and momo enter*
    Appa - What's going on?
    Sokka - We are sucking on lollypops. Why?
    Momo - Oh. Okay.


    Natsy, lol.
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    DMClover314

    [1549]Mar 4, 2007
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    *Avatar cast is wathing themselves on TV* Aang: WTF? My voice is that high? D@MN! Toph: I don't know why I'm wathing this. I can't even see. Sokka: I'm sexy. Katara: OMG! I'm a WHORE!?! There was Jet, Aang, Zuko, my dad, Sokka, Momo, Aappa, Chong, Fire Lord, Azula, Bosco, Bumi, Earth King, Die Le, Ty Lee,Sandbenders, Gran-gran, 2-year-old, 1-year-old, unborn-babie-and-mother, myself and that dinosaur thing. Aang, (trying to make his voice deep): Dude, just WTF? Katara: People are just attracted to my fine @$$, it's not my fault. Sokka: I need to jack off more. Toph: I'm hungry. Katara: I need to restock my condem supply. I only have 146,084,800,153,986,011,764,105,238,954,020,493,432,059. Sokka: Boobs. Aang: I'm gonna get a sex-change so my voice is appropiate. Toph: Hey Momo.

    lol, wow!

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    DMClover314

    [1550]Mar 4, 2007
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    (10 years pass after season 3.?? A 10 year reunion is now taking place)

    Katara: OMG, everyone, it's soo good to see you!

    Everyone:

    Katara: What?

    Aang: Uhh, nothing!

    Sokka: Hey look, cactus juice!

    Aang: Before you get high, i jus wanna ask you something.

    Sokka: Make it quick, for 10 years, i haven't had cactus juice cuz Katara is such a b****

    Katara: I heard that Sokka *water whips him*

    Sokka: Screw you Katara! I'm gonna get wasted, and lose my virginity.

    Aang: Ur still a virgin?

    Sokka: Katara wouldn't let me have s3x!

    Aang:??I lost mine since I was 12 dude. I use to screw Katara all the time.?? Which brings me back to my question. WTF DID KATARA DO TO HERSELF?

    Sokka: She had nothing after the show ended.?? That was all she lived for. Can I get high now?

    Aang: watever.

    ...

    Katara: Zuko? Is that you? OMG, it's like totally awsome to see you.

    (Zuko looks at Katara)

    Zuko: Get away from me you freak.

    (runs away)

    Katara: What wrong? Ur taken aren't you? Is it that Mai girl? I will f****** destroy her.

    Aang: Calm down!

    Katara: Why does everyone treat me different?

    Aang: Uhh, well I can see that you became a blone.

    Katara: Pple, don't like me blonde?

    Aang: No no, ur beautiful! hehe, *runs off*

    ...

    Zuko: Katara scares me

    Jet: I kno, u saw what she did to herself?

    Haru: I mean, the blonde part makes her look hot, but her a$$ got huge.

    Jet: Don't forget the boobs.

    Katara: Hey guys.

    Guys: Uh, hey Katara!

    Katara: Have you seen Sokka?

    (Sokka runs out of bathroom)

    Sokka: IM NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE, WHOOO!

    (Iroh follows him out of the bathroom)

    Everyone:

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    Earth_Water

    [1551]Mar 4, 2007
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    OH MY GOSH?? ??DMClover314! That was freakin hilarious.????MORE MORE MORE!!!???? Come on bring on more??new bloopers.

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    crazy17

    [1552]Mar 4, 2007
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    This is from School Time Shipping:

    Zuko: *to Katara* My heart BURNS for you! *rhino moves quickly, and Zuko loses his concentration, causing the fire to fall on his head* AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OMFG! AAAHHHHHHH! *runs around* GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!
    *Someone throws a bucket of water over Zuko. His hair is compltely burnt off*
    Zuko: *whimpers* Mommy...*faints*

    Aang: *bends clouds and falls off Teo* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! OOF!

    Jet: *to Katara* You...me...the dance! *shapes swords into a heart and accidently stabs himself* Ow...*passes out*

    Haru: *earthbends Katara statue and coughs uncontrollably from the dust* Agh! Water! *falls off statue*
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    the_mental_teen

    [1553]Mar 4, 2007
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    Guys, I probably won't be back in the blooper thread for awhile since I'm ticked that Season 3 probably won't air until fall. BTW, the bloopers were incredibly funny and I noticed the long bloopers are becoming for common.
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    titiembe

    [1554]Mar 5, 2007
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    crazy17 wrote:
    This is from School Time Shipping:

    Zuko: *to Katara* My heart BURNS for you! *rhino moves quickly, and Zuko loses his concentration, causing the fire to fall on his head* AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OMFG! AAAHHHHHHH! *runs around* GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!
    *Someone throws a bucket of water over Zuko. His hair is compltely burnt off*
    Zuko: *whimpers* Mommy...*faints*

    Aang: *bends clouds and falls off Teo* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! OOF!

    Jet: *to Katara* You...me...the dance! *shapes swords into a heart and accidently stabs himself* Ow...*passes out*

    Haru: *earthbends Katara statue and coughs uncontrollably from the dust* Agh! Water! *falls off statue*


    I wonder what Katara is thinking... lol.
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    ChrisVisagie

    [1555]Mar 5, 2007
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    Aang: Sokka is gay.

    Toph: Give it a rest, twinkle toes, you keep saying it but you never have any proof.

    Aang: Well now I do.

    Aang holds up a picture

    Katara: What's that?

    Aang: It's a picture of Sokka making out with Smellerbee.

    Smellerbee: I'm a girl you idiot!

    Aang: Oh right.

    Sokka: You're a girl?

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    titiembe

    [1556]Mar 5, 2007
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    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Aang: Sokka is gay.

    Toph: Give it a rest, twinkle toes, you keep saying it but you never have any proof.

    Aang: Well now I do.

    Aang holds up a picture

    Katara: What's that?

    Aang: It's a picture of Sokka making out with Smellerbee.

    Smellerbee: I'm a girl you idiot!

    Aang: Oh right.

    Sokka: You're a girl?


    omg lol!
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    C1991

    [1557]Mar 5, 2007
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    C1991 wrote:

    Zuko in Chemistry class (don't expect this to be too funny)

    Teacher: today, we will learn Lab Safety. part one: preventing burns. does anyone know how to not get burned??

    Student: don't talk back to your father!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Zuko:[flaming hands] shut the f**k up you f*****g wh*re

    Teacher: Ooh, confrontation [goes back to whatever he was doing]

    (my chemistry would actually do that, too)

    nobody judged this one... and here's another one...

    Kaana, Katara, sokka, and Aang are playing Monopoly

    Katara: [suddenly kicks the game board] F*** THIS GAME!!!!! IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING, GRAN-GRAN!!!! YOU WIN!!!!

    To Aang: I'M SITTING ON BALTIC WITH CRACK!!!! I'M PLAYING BAC TAXES OUT THE A$$!!!!!

    [TO SOKKA]I HATE WHEN YOU'RE THE BANKER!!! WHERE'D YOU GET THE PINK 50'S YOU CHEATING WH*RE!?!?!?!?

    Aang: calm down... [puts his hand on Katara's shoulder]

    Katara: DON'T TOUCH ME!!! SOKKA IS A CHEATING WH*RE [storms out of the room]

    Aang:

    Sokka: [pulls out a calendar and looks at it] it's the fifth

    everybody: oh...okay...

    Edited on 03/05/2007 2:05pm
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    DMClover314

    [1558]Mar 5, 2007
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    Fan boys: OMG, its Katara. Hey Katara, over here, over here!

    Katara: Hey look Sokka, it's my fans. (Walks over to fans). Would you guys like autographs?

    (Fan boys give Katara loads of cash)

    Katara: Wow Sokka, they love me so much they're giving me money.

    Fan boy#1: Be at my house at 7!

    Fan boy#2: Be at my house at 7:30!

    Fan boy#3: F*** you, she'll be with me!

    Fan boy#2: I called her first, you can have her after.

    Sokka: What's going on?

    Fan boys: Katara, we paid you, now give us what we want.

    Katara: Screw you guys, I'm not a wh*re!

    Fan boy#4: Do you want to be one?

    Sokka: Ok you bums, scram, get outta here, Katara's with me!

    Fan boy#4: We want our money back!

    (Sokka grabs cash from Katara and throws it at the fan boys)

    Sokka: Here take it!

    Katara: Thanks alot Sokka!

    Sokka: You owe me big time!

    Katara: I know!

    Sokka: NO, I mean you OWE me !

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    blazerperry29

    [1560]Mar 5, 2007
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    C1991 wrote:
    C1991 wrote:

    Zuko in Chemistry class (don't expect this to be too funny)

    Teacher: today, we will learn Lab Safety. part one: preventing burns. does anyone know how to not get burned??

    Student: don't talk back to your father!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Zuko:[flaming hands] shut the f**k up you f*****g wh*re

    Teacher: Ooh, confrontation [goes back to whatever he was doing]

    (my chemistry would actually do that, too)

    nobody judged this one... and here's another one...

    Kaana, Katara, sokka, and Aang are playing Monopoly

    Katara: [suddenly kicks the game board] F*** THIS GAME!!!!! IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING, GRAN-GRAN!!!! YOU WIN!!!!

    To Aang: I'M SITTING ON BALTIC WITH CRACK!!!! I'M PLAYING BAC TAXES OUT THE A$$!!!!!

    [TO SOKKA]I HATE WHEN YOU'RE THE BANKER!!! WHERE'D YOU GET THE PINK 50'S YOU CHEATING WH*RE!?!?!?!?

    Aang: calm down... [puts his hand on Katara's shoulder]

    Katara: DON'T TOUCH ME!!! SOKKA IS A CHEATING WH*RE [storms out of the room]

    Aang:

    Sokka: [pulls out a calendar and looks at it] it's the fifth

    everybody: oh...okay...

    that's funny, but you got that from dane cook.??gotta give the credit??to the dane train.??although dane cook has been known to sometimes copy routines??off other comedians, so it's no big deal.

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