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Aang: Did you hear? The fire nation is offering gold to anyone??who can come up with designs for new weapons of distruction.
Toph: I heard their also accepting ideas from Water tribe and Earth kingdom.
Katara: That's the dumbest thing I've ever??heard. What sort of??moraless creep??would aid the firenation for mere??money.
Sokka:??(carrying a bag of gold)??Hi Guys.
Katara: Where did you get that bag of gold?
Sokka: Uh, found it.
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Aang: Did you hear? The fire nation is offering gold to anyone??who can come up with designs for new weapons of distruction. Toph: I heard their also accepting ideas from Water tribe and Earth kingdom. Katara: That's the dumbest thing I've ever??heard. What sort of??moraless creep??would aid the firenation for mere??money. Sokka:??(carrying a bag of gold)??Hi Guys. Katara: Where did you get that bag of gold? Sokka: Uh, found it. |
Niiice!!
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Aang: Did you hear? The fire nation is offering gold to anyone??who can come up with designs for new weapons of distruction. Toph: I heard their also accepting ideas from Water tribe and Earth kingdom. Katara: That's the dumbest thing I've ever??heard. What sort of??moraless creep??would aid the firenation for mere??money. Sokka:??(carrying a bag of gold)??Hi Guys. Katara: Where did you get that bag of gold? Sokka: Uh, found it. |
Katara: HOW COULD YOU?!
Sokka: Katara it's not what it looks like.
Katara: you've been selling weapon ideas to the fire nation, haven't you?
Sokka: Of course not.
Katara: Then where did you get the bag of gold? Tell me the truth.
Sokka: Ok,??Azula and Ty Lee pay me to be their cuddle buddy.
Katara: *Phew*, I was worried for a moment, don't scare me like that. Sorry that I over reacted.
Sokka: Thats ok.
Sokka walks off
(Pause)
Katara: YOU'RE THEIR WHAT?!!!!
(Season 3, Last Episode)
Director: And Action
Aang: Katara?
Katara: Hey Aang, can you believe it? the war is over!
Aang: Yeah, i know. I have a confession.
Katara: What it is?
Aang: I , I, I... IM IN LOVE WITH U WOMEN!
Katara: Aang, that's not in the script.
Aang: Can't i change it?
Director: CUT! NO! FOLLOW THE SCRIPT! AND ACTION
Katara: What is it?
Aang: I , I, I... I like you alot, more than just a friend.
Katara: O, Im sorry Aang.?? I just don't see us together like that, you know?
Aang: WHAT? HOW CAN U NOT LOVE ME? IM THE F****** AVATAR! LOVE ME! Y DON'T U LOVE ME?
Director: CUT! AANG, FOLLOW THE DAMN SCRIPT!
Aang: I thought Katara was suppose to confess her love for me, and then we makeout, that was the orignal plan.
Director: Well we gave the makeout scene to her and zuko.
Aang: WHAT? BUT I'M THE AVATAR. YYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
Director: Cuz if we didn't there would be lots of disappointed Zutara fans out there.
Aang: F*** ZUATARA! What happened to all the Kataang fans???
Director: Well, they were slaughtered.
Aang: By who?
Director: That's an interesting story actually, hehe.
Aang: WHO?
Director: Uhh, hehe... the uhh, Zutara fans...hehe.
Aang: TO HELL WITH THEM, I WiLL SHOW THEM THE TRUE POWER OF KATAANG!
(dips Katara and kisses her)
(Katara smacks Aang)
Aang: What was that for?
Katara: I don't like you!
Aang: WHAT? AWW F*** THIS, I QUIT!
Director: U can't its the last...
Katara: I can't work like this, I quit too.
Everybody except Sokka: If they quit, we quit.
Director: WTF, its the last episode, u guys can't quit.
...
Director: Hey Sokka? Why didn't you quit?
Sokka: cuz, I CAN PLAY ALL THE PARTS
Director: No Sokka, you don't have...
(Sokka begins to play all the parts)
Sokka: I have a confession
Sokka(girly voice): What is it Aang??
Director: No really sokka, you don't...
Sokka: I, I, I, I like you alot more than just a friend.
Sokka(girly voice): O, Im sorry...
Director:
[the gaang is getting ready to shoot??a preview of??"The Awakening"]
director: CUT! aang, what was that?! that air blast was pathetic.
aang: i'm sorry. this hair is so distracting!??i've never let??it grow??out like this. you can barely see my arrow.
katara: it's nice, actually. i like blonde and curly
aang: thanks, katara
director: more importantly, it'll take our viewers??by suprise.??
sokka: i dunno about your guys' new stuff, but these dual swords are AWESOME!
director: enough stalling! we'll move onto the fire palace scene. toph! get out here!
toph: i'm likin' the red dress, but it's way too tight. i can barely breathe!
director: quit complaining. fire princess toph, you can kiss the Bu- wait! who's that?
[someone is peeking in from behind the set]
director: guards! arrest the eavesdropper! [the guards run behind either end of the stage and run into each other. the guy who was listening runs away]
director: rodney, who was that?
rodney: [looking at clipboard] that was one of our fans, sir. his name is "hostiy." should we go after him?
director: [smiles] we don't have to. they'll never believe him. mwahahahahahahahaha!
(Zuko is in Mai's bedroom, and Sokka just happen to be outside)
Mai: So you think you can do it?
Zuko: I'm not sure.
Mai: Please, I need it now!
Zuko: But I've never done that before.
Mai: WHAT? What kind of man has never screwed before? What's gonna happen when you get married? Ur wife is gonna need you to screw here and there ocassionally.
Zuko: Fine, I'll do it! Theres a first time for everything.
...
Mai: Come on, speed it up. Screw faster!!! Come on Zuko! faster, FASTER!!!
Zuko: Have some patience, I'm trying as hard as I can!
...
Mai: Come on Zuko, harder.?? Ur not putting it in right! Push it in harder.
Zuko: I told you, it's my first time!
(Sokka listening from outside)
Sokka: First time eh? Maybe I can help out!
(Sokka bursts into room)
Sokka: WAIT! Don't forget about me!
Zuko: Oh Sokka, I'm so glad you're here. Can you help me screw in this light bulb for Mai? It's a b****!
Mai: Are you callin' me a b****?
Zuko: No you retart, the light bulb!
Sokka: o0o, you were screwing in the light bulb, hehe.
Zuko: Yeah, why, wat were you thinking?
Sokka: Nothing, hehe, I knew were screwing a light bulb, hehe.
(Sokka runs off)
Zuko: WAIT! I STILL NEED HELP WITH THE LIGHT BULB!
| DMClover314 wrote: |
(Zuko is in Mai's bedroom, and Sokka just happen to be outside) Mai: So you think you can do it? Zuko: I'm not sure. Mai: Please, I need it now! Zuko: But I've never done that before. Mai: WHAT? What kind of man has never screwed before? What's gonna happen when you get married? Ur wife is gonna need you to screw here and there ocassionally. Zuko: Fine, I'll do it! Theres a first time for everything. ... Mai: Come on, speed it up. Screw faster!!! Come on Zuko! faster, FASTER!!! Zuko: Have some patience, I'm trying as hard as I can! ... Mai: Come on Zuko, harder.?? Ur not putting it in right! Push it in harder. Zuko: I told you, it's my first time! (Sokka listening from outside) Sokka: First time eh? Maybe I can help out! (Sokka bursts into room) Sokka: WAIT! Don't forget about me! Zuko: Oh Sokka, I'm so glad you're here. Can you help me screw in this light bulb for Mai? It's a b****! Mai: Are you callin' me a b****? Zuko: No you retart, the light bulb! Sokka: o0o, you were screwing in the light bulb, hehe. Zuko: Yeah, why, wat were you thinking? Sokka: Nothing, hehe, I knew were screwing a light bulb, hehe. (Sokka runs off) Zuko: WAIT! I STILL NEED HELP WITH THE LIGHT BULB! |
LOL??nice.
alternative ending:
[zuko gets back under the covers with mai.]
mai: that was close
zuko: no kidding
| DMClover314 wrote: |
(Zuko is in Mai's bedroom, and Sokka just happen to be outside) Mai: So you think you can do it? Zuko: I'm not sure. Mai: Please, I need it now! Zuko: But I've never done that before. Mai: WHAT? What kind of man has never screwed before? What's gonna happen when you get married? Ur wife is gonna need you to screw here and there ocassionally. Zuko: Fine, I'll do it! Theres a first time for everything. ... Mai: Come on, speed it up. Screw faster!!! Come on Zuko! faster, FASTER!!! Zuko: Have some patience, I'm trying as hard as I can! ... Mai: Come on Zuko, harder.?? Ur not putting it in right! Push it in harder. Zuko: I told you, it's my first time! (Sokka listening from outside) Sokka: First time eh? Maybe I can help out! (Sokka bursts into room) Sokka: WAIT! Don't forget about me! Zuko: Oh Sokka, I'm so glad you're here. Can you help me screw in this light bulb for Mai? It's a b****! Mai: Are you callin' me a b****? Zuko: No you retart, the light bulb! Sokka: o0o, you were screwing in the light bulb, hehe. Zuko: Yeah, why, wat were you thinking? Sokka: Nothing, hehe, I knew were screwing a light bulb, hehe. (Sokka runs off) Zuko: WAIT! I STILL NEED HELP WITH THE LIGHT BULB! |
Lol??That was great
Sokka is giving Aang advice on Katara.
Aang: Thanks for helping me with Katara.
Sokka: Don't sweat it, considering the other guys she's been with, you're quite good.
Aang: Uh, thanks I guess.
Katara walks in wearing a new dress
Katara: What do you think?
Sokka: (whisper) Say something about her dress.
Aang: It's blue.
Sokka hits Aang on the back of the head
Sokka: (Heated whisper) A compliment, moron!
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Sokka is giving Aang advice on Katara. Aang: Thanks for helping me with Katara. Sokka: Don't sweat it, considering the other guys she's been with, you're quite good. Aang: Uh, thanks I guess. Katara walks in wearing a new dress Katara: What do you think? Sokka: (whisper) Say something about her dress. Aang: It's blue. Sokka hits Aang on the back of the head Sokka: (Heated whisper) A compliment, moron! |
good start, but it needs continuing:
aang: um, it's a nice blue!
sokka: keep going...
aang: the blue goes well with your eyes.
sokka (whispering): that's good!
aang: ... your eyes are a faded royal blue and the dress is an azure, good match. and the white beads are SO you, they add to the glitter lining on the-
sokka (still whispering): entering gay territory! ...
aang (nervous, starts sweating): so anyway, that's a nice dress. [walks up to katara and starts sliding his finger along??her??neckline.
katara: wait, what are you doing?
sokka: NO, THAT'S NOT TILL STEP 3!!!
[everyone looks at sokka]
sokka: ummm... [pops a snickers into his mouth] mphmmphhphthmth.
katara:??i think he said that aang loves me so much he turned to my own brother for support. that's so sweet!
NEED A MOMENT? GRAB A SNICKERS!
| blazerperry29 wrote: | ||
good start, but it needs continuing: aang: um, it's a nice blue! sokka: keep going... aang: the blue goes well with your eyes. sokka (whispering): that's good! aang: ... your eyes are a faded royal blue and the dress is an azure, good match. and the white beads are SO you, they add to the glitter lining on the- sokka (still whispering): entering gay territory! ... aang (nervous, starts sweating): so anyway, that's a nice dress. [walks up to katara and starts sliding his finger along??her??neckline. katara: wait, what are you doing? sokka: NO, THAT'S NOT TILL STEP 3!!! [everyone looks at sokka] sokka: ummm... [pops a snickers into his mouth] mphmmphhphthmth. katara:??i think he said that aang loves me so much he turned to my own brother for support. that's so sweet! NEED A MOMENT? GRAB A SNICKERS! |
| ozai890 wrote: |
| Katara - Who wants to go to the prom with me? Aang - Me! Katara - Sorry Aang, I have somebody. Aang - Who? Katara - Ty Lee. Sokka - Katara you are gay Thank God. Katara - Why? Sokka - I'm not the only one. Aang - No, you're not. Sokka - Cool. Aang - I'm saying I'm gay too. Sokka - Really?!?! Aang - Yup. Sokka - You wanna go to the dance with me? Aang - Sure. AT THE DANCE Zuko - You are a good dancer. Iroh - Thank you. Zuko - Not you you old bag. Mai. Mai - I know. Azula - But you said... Mai - I found somebody else. Azula - Who? Mai - Toph. Ty Lee - Hey Katara. Katara - Hey, you ready? Aang - Yup. Katara - Not you. Ty Lee - Sure! Sokka - Aang, stop flirting with Katara and dance with me! Aang - Okay. Toph - What's that sound? Katara - Sorry, I've been putting on weight. Toph - No wonder. Katara - What?!?!?!? Mai - Katara, you are a sexy young women. Katara - You think so? Toph - Yea whatever. Azula - Same with you Mai. Mai - Thank you. Zuko - Well, I think I know what I'm doing after the dance. Iroh - What? Zuko - You know. *winks* Iroh - Oh. Aang - Same with me and Sokka. Ty Lee - Same with us. Sokka - Want to all go together? Everybody - Sure. Sokka - Okay let me think. Aang/Me Katara/Ty Lee. Iroh - Don't forget us. Sokka - Iroh/Zuko and Mai/Toph. Who are you going with Azula? Azula - I'll do it with myself. Sokka - Got it. Azula/Nobody. AT SOKKA'S HOUSE Aang - Okay let's start to suck them! Ty Lee - We don't suck. Aang - Not that way. Ty Lee - Oh. Okay. Sokka - Aang, you're not doing it right. Toph - I know. How do you put these in your mouth. Katara - I think I'm ready to bite it! Iroh - Sucking takes time. Can I barrow your's Zuko? Zuko - I have two so.... okay. Azula - Licking is fun! Mai - Don't lick, suck it. *Appa and Momo over here the conversation* Sokka - I'm gonna start bite in a second. Aang - Wait Don't. Sokka - Everybody keep on sucking them. Zuko - Yours taste like watermelon. Iroh - And yours smells like apples. Zuko - Because it is. *appa and momo enter* Appa - What's going on? Sokka - We are sucking on lollypops. Why? Momo - Oh. Okay. |
lol, wow. that just got more and more disturbing.??nice, though. reminds me of??the old days of the blooper thread.??
| blazerperry29 wrote: | ||
lol, wow. that just got more and more disturbing.??nice, though. reminds me of??the old days of the blooper thread.?? |
| blazerperry29 wrote: | ||
LOL??nice. alternative ending: [zuko gets back under the covers with mai.] mai: that was close zuko: no kidding |
LOL!!!
| ozai890 wrote: |
| Katara - Who wants to go to the prom with me? Aang - Me! Katara - Sorry Aang, I have somebody. Aang - Who? Katara - Ty Lee. Sokka - Katara you are gay Thank God. Katara - Why? Sokka - I'm not the only one. Aang - No, you're not. Sokka - Cool. Aang - I'm saying I'm gay too. Sokka - Really?!?! Aang - Yup. Sokka - You wanna go to the dance with me? Aang - Sure. AT THE DANCE Zuko - You are a good dancer. Iroh - Thank you. Zuko - Not you you old bag. Mai. Mai - I know. Azula - But you said... Mai - I found somebody else. Azula - Who? Mai - Toph. Ty Lee - Hey Katara. Katara - Hey, you ready? Aang - Yup. Katara - Not you. Ty Lee - Sure! Sokka - Aang, stop flirting with Katara and dance with me! Aang - Okay. Toph - What's that sound? Katara - Sorry, I've been putting on weight. Toph - No wonder. Katara - What?!?!?!? Mai - Katara, you are a sexy young women. Katara - You think so? Toph - Yea whatever. Azula - Same with you Mai. Mai - Thank you. Zuko - Well, I think I know what I'm doing after the dance. Iroh - What? Zuko - You know. *winks* Iroh - Oh. Aang - Same with me and Sokka. Ty Lee - Same with us. Sokka - Want to all go together? Everybody - Sure. Sokka - Okay let me think. Aang/Me Katara/Ty Lee. Iroh - Don't forget us. Sokka - Iroh/Zuko and Mai/Toph. Who are you going with Azula? Azula - I'll do it with myself. Sokka - Got it. Azula/Nobody. AT SOKKA'S HOUSE Aang - Okay let's start to suck them! Ty Lee - We don't suck. Aang - Not that way. Ty Lee - Oh. Okay. Sokka - Aang, you're not doing it right. Toph - I know. How do you put these in your mouth. Katara - I think I'm ready to bite it! Iroh - Sucking takes time. Can I barrow your's Zuko? Zuko - I have two so.... okay. Azula - Licking is fun! Mai - Don't lick, suck it. *Appa and Momo over here the conversation* Sokka - I'm gonna start bite in a second. Aang - Wait Don't. Sokka - Everybody keep on sucking them. Zuko - Yours taste like watermelon. Iroh - And yours smells like apples. Zuko - Because it is. *appa and momo enter* Appa - What's going on? Sokka - We are sucking on lollypops. Why? Momo - Oh. Okay. |
Lmao, that was hilarious!!
