Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
Sokka: O yea baby, you know I love you!?? Ur the only one for me. (sigh) Ur so smooth, and... ouch, fiesty fella aren't you??? O yes.?? You always know just what to do.?? O yea, is there anything you can't do?
Toph: Katara, Sokka's doing it again, and this time it's not in his trailer or the bathroom like usual, this time he's doin' it in public. Make him stop!
Katara: Sorry Toph! Beats me why he loves it so much.
Sokka: That's right my little precious, U kno I love you.?? You always come back my sexy boomerang.
(Sokka kisses his boomerang)
(Cosmo from the Fairly Odd Parents is standing trial!)
Wanda: What did you do this time you idiot!
Cosmo: I love you!
Timmy: Don't worry Wanda!?? It can be as bad as the time he sank Atlantis.
...
Lawyer: So Cosmo, Aang here, is the Avatar in case you didn't know!
Cosmo: What's an Avatar?
Lawyer: I'm sure you're aware he wants to sue you!
Cosmo: Why is he bald?
Lawyer: I am also familar with the fact that u sank the city of Alantis!
Cosmo: What's with the arrow on his head?
Lawyer: SHUT THE H3LL??UP, and cooperate!
Cosmo: Sorry! Yes, I sank Atlantis 9 times but why does Aang wanna sue me?
Aang: You sunk it 9 TIMES? GUILTY, GUILTY!
Judge: Order IN MY court!
Lawyer: Well we have found evidence that it wasn't the firebenders who killed off the airbenders.?? We found ur DNA in all the air temple which proves that you killed them.
Aang: Wtf if DNA?
Lawyer: Shut up!
Aang: Screw you, that green f***** is GUILTY!
Cosmo: Yes I admit I killed the airbenders.?? I attempted 9 times.
Aang: GUILTY!
Judge: Will you SHUT UP?
Cosmo: I also b@nged and killed Zuko's mom!
Wanda and Zuko: WHAT?
Zuko: I will f****** eat you alive.
Wanda: ME TOO! I call the head!
Zuko: I want the arms and feet.?? Since u two r married you can have his p3nis!
Wanda: U can take the ears too!
Cosmo: Before you eat my body parts, I jus wanna say, I b@nged her 9 times!
| DMClover314 wrote: |
(Cosmo from the Fairly Odd Parents is standing trial!) Wanda: What did you do this time you idiot! Cosmo: I love you! Timmy: Don't worry Wanda!?? It can be as bad as the time he sank Atlantis. ... Lawyer: So Cosmo, Aang here, is the Avatar in case you didn't know! Cosmo: What's an Avatar? Lawyer: I'm sure you're aware he wants to sue you! Cosmo: Why is he bald? Lawyer: I am also familar with the fact that u sank the city of Alantis! Cosmo: What's with the arrow on his head? Lawyer: SHUT THE H3LL??UP, and cooperate! Cosmo: Sorry! Yes, I sank Atlantis 9 times but why does Aang wanna sue me? Aang: You sunk it 9 TIMES? GUILTY, GUILTY! Judge: Order IN MY court! Lawyer: Well we have found evidence that it wasn't the firebenders who killed off the airbenders.?? We found ur DNA in all the air temple which proves that you killed them. Aang: Wtf if DNA? Lawyer: Shut up! Aang: Screw you, that green f***** is GUILTY! Cosmo: Yes I admit I killed the airbenders.?? I attempted 9 times. Aang: GUILTY! Judge: Will you SHUT UP? Cosmo: I also b@nged and killed Zuko's mom! Wanda and Zuko: WHAT? Zuko: I will f****** eat you alive. Wanda: ME TOO! I call the head! Zuko: I want the arms and feet.?? Since u two r married you can have his p3nis! Wanda: U can take the ears too! Cosmo: Before you eat my body parts, I jus wanna say, I b@nged her 9 times! |
from the snickers commercial:
[aang and sokka are eating spaghetti??at a pool party. they aren't paying attention to the food, though, so??they accidentally share one strand and their lips move closer and closer until they're actually touching. their eyes meet.]
aang [jumping up 10 feet in the air]: ughh! ughhhhh!
sokka [wiping off his lips??with his hands]: blech! ugh! aang, i think we just accidentally kissed.
aang: yeah ...
sokka: quick, do something manly!
both: *RIP!* aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...
sokka: ... hhhhhhhhhh wait a minute. where did that hair come from?
aang: well, you see, we air nomads...
sokka: aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
| blazerperry29 wrote: |
from the snickers commercial: [aang and sokka are eating spaghetti??at a pool party. they aren't paying attention to the food, though, so??they accidentally share one strand and their lips move closer and closer until they're actually touching. their eyes meet.] aang [jumping up 10 feet in the air]: ughh! ughhhhh! sokka [wiping off his lips??with his hands]: blech! ugh! aang, i think we just accidentally kissed. aang: yeah ... sokka: quick, do something manly! both: *RIP!* aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... sokka: ... hhhhhhhhhh wait a minute. where did that hair come from? aang: well, you see, we air nomads... sokka: aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! |
LMAO, that was hilarious and lil bit eww!
Director: Omg!! Sokka killed Zuko!!!
Sokka: It was an acident, honest! He ran into??my knife.
Director: Ten times?
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Director: Omg!! Sokka killed Zuko!!! Sokka: It was an acident, honest! He ran into??my knife. Director: Ten times? |
lol
(alternate ending)
Sokka: Uhh, umm, hehe
...
(moments pass)
Katara: You killed the director?
Sokka: No, I swear I didn't, he ran into my knife!
Ty Lee and Sokka are in a room surrounded by stuffed animals.
Ty Lee:??(holding up a stuffed skunk bear)??This is Mr Stinky-Wink??(Holds up a stuffed Badger Mole)??and this is Cuddy-Wuff. Say Hi to Sokka Cuddy-Wuff (In a silly voice) Hi Sokka.
Sokka: (tense)??Uh hi Cuddy-Wuff.
Ty Lee: Is something wrong?
Sokka: Could we maybe remove the shackles, it kinda hurts.
Ty Lee: (Cuddy-Wuff voice) Oh no, we tried that. You can't be trusted.
| WikiTiki wrote: |
| wow I got one with NO INVADER ZIM IN IT!! The first one in a few days! Random People: Yaaaaaaay! 0000 Toph: EVERYONE is annoying me today...I have an idea.*yelling* hey everyone! I have an anouncement! other avatar cast come in Aang:What is it Toph? Toph: I wanted everyone to know that I love flesh-eating monkeys and pulling my own teeth. |
That was so funny, I started crying halfway through reading Toph's lines.?? I'm still giggling as I write this.?? 15/10!!!?? ROFL!!?? I think I've heard that crazy speech somewhere before though, I'm not sure.?? Anyway, it was hysterical.
Mai: o0o ZUKO!
Zuko: ...
Mai: I made you dinner!
Zuko: ...
Mai: Well aren't you gonna eat it?
(Zuko takes bite)
Mai: Do you like it?
Zuko: ...
Mai: YOU LITLLE F*****! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE IT?
Zuko: ... Well, I would just like to mention that my hands feet are tied to your bed!
Mai: So...
Zuko: And I'm cold.
Mai: U wanna snuggle?
Zuko: NO, I want my hands, my feet, and my clothes back!
Lol that was great.??And just to finish it off.
Aang: You know Katara, we've been friends for a while now.
Katara: yes we have.
Aang: I've been??closer to you than I have to anyone else.
Katara: I know that.
Aang: And since what happened in Ba Sing Se, I don't know if we could still be just freinds.
Katara: Perhapes.
Aang: I have something I need to ask you.
Katara: What?
Aang: Could you please untie me. The fact you abducted me is really starting to creep me out.
Katara: NO!! MY AANG!!!
| DMClover314 wrote: |
Mai: o0o ZUKO! Zuko: ... Mai: I made you dinner! Zuko: ... Mai: Well aren't you gonna eat it? (Zuko takes bite) Mai: Do you like it? Zuko: ... Mai: YOU LITLLE F*****! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE IT? Zuko: ... Well, I would just like to mention that my hands feet are tied to your bed! Mai: So... Zuko: And I'm cold. Mai: U wanna snuggle? Zuko: NO, I want my hands, my feet, and my clothes back! |
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huh? (sorry, having a slow moment)
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Lol that was great.??And just to finish it off. Aang: You know Katara, we've been friends for a while now. Katara: yes we have. Aang: I've been??closer to you than I have to anyone else. Katara: I know that. Aang: And since what happened in Ba Sing Se, I don't know if we could still be just freinds. Katara: Perhapes. Aang: I have something I need to ask you. Katara: What? Aang: Could you please untie me. The fact you abducted me is really starting to creep me out. Katara: NO!! MY AANG!!! |
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Wow, I've noticed the guys are being kidnapped, lol.?? First Sokka, then Zuko, and now Aang. Who's next??? lol
Azula: (to Mai) Let's see how the Water peasent is doing with Ty Lee.
Azula opens the door, Sokka falls her feet.
Sokka: PLEASE, MERCY I BEG YOU. I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THE AVATAR IS, I'LL TELL??YOU WHERE THE EARTH KING IS.??I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING, JUST GET THAT WOMAN AWAY FROM ME!!!
Ty Lee: Oh there you are cutie, come on, I still haven't shown you Bask-Bask yet. He likes??tunnels.
Sokka:
Ty Lee drags Sokka back in.
Sokka: NO!!!!!
Door closes.
Azula: I think it's going quite well, don't you?
