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    blazerperry29

    [1581]Mar 7, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:
    titiembe wrote:
    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Lol that was great.??And just to finish it off.

    Aang: You know Katara, we've been friends for a while now.

    Katara: yes we have.

    Aang: I've been??closer to you than I have to anyone else.

    Katara: I know that.

    Aang: And since what happened in Ba Sing Se, I don't know if we could still be just freinds.

    Katara: Perhapes.

    Aang: I have something I need to ask you.

    Katara: What?

    Aang: Could you please untie me. The fact you abducted me is really starting to creep me out.

    Katara: NO!! MY AANG!!!

    LOL

    Wow, I've noticed the guys are being kidnapped, lol.?? First Sokka, then Zuko, and now Aang. Who's next??? lol

    [aang, zuko, and sokka??are touring hollywood. they're finally starting to enjoy their fame. they're each wearing??black suits and stepping out of limos. they soon realize hollywood is too much for them]

    [aang is trying to dodge the herd of fangirls, who end up pinning aang down the same way the sandbenders pinned appa down, with the ropes and sandbags]

    aang [cocky smile]: oh, you got me, you??girls got me.

    [sokka takes a stage dive from the top of his limo, and his fans are carrying him on their shoulders.]

    sokka [also smiling]: ladies, ladies, please. there's enough me to go around!

    [all of zuko's fangirls are just fainting as he walks by.]

    [the three crowds converge into one, and aang, sokka, and zuko start walking side-by-side down the red??carpet.]

    zuko: hollywood ain't bad, eh?

    aang: you said it.??

    [someone in the crowd gasps and says "IT'S HIM!" everyone turns their head. the zuko fangirls??suddenly wake up. they and the rest of the fangirls sprint across the street and all the reporters and photographers follow them.]

    aang: who IS that?

    [the crowd goes silent except for one voice that's saying "do it again, do it again!"]

    popular guy: ok, hang on a sec... *starts foaming at the mouth, then shoots the foam out into the air, soaking a few rows of people. the crowd goes wild]

    sokka: ........... how are we supposed to compete with THAT?!

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    DMClover314

    [1582]Mar 8, 2007
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    blazerperry29 wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:
    titiembe wrote:
    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Lol that was great.??And just to finish it off.

    Aang: You know Katara, we've been friends for a while now.

    Katara: yes we have.

    Aang: I've been??closer to you than I have to anyone else.

    Katara: I know that.

    Aang: And since what happened in Ba Sing Se, I don't know if we could still be just freinds.

    Katara: Perhapes.

    Aang: I have something I need to ask you.

    Katara: What?

    Aang: Could you please untie me. The fact you abducted me is really starting to creep me out.

    Katara: NO!! MY AANG!!!

    LOL

    Wow, I've noticed the guys are being kidnapped, lol.?? First Sokka, then Zuko, and now Aang. Who's next??? lol

    [aang, zuko, and sokka??are touring hollywood. they're finally starting to enjoy their fame. they're each wearing??black suits and stepping out of limos. they soon realize hollywood is too much for them]

    [aang is trying to dodge the herd of fangirls, who end up pinning aang down the same way the sandbenders pinned appa down, with the ropes and sandbags]

    aang [cocky smile]: oh, you got me, you??girls got me.

    [sokka takes a stage dive from the top of his limo, and his fans are carrying him on their shoulders.]

    sokka [also smiling]: ladies, ladies, please. there's enough me to go around!

    [all of zuko's fangirls are just fainting as he walks by.]

    [the three crowds converge into one, and aang, sokka, and zuko start walking side-by-side down the red??carpet.]

    zuko: hollywood ain't bad, eh?

    aang: you said it.??

    [someone in the crowd gasps and says "IT'S HIM!" everyone turns their head. the zuko fangirls??suddenly wake up. they and the rest of the fangirls sprint across the street and all the reporters and photographers follow them.]

    aang: who IS that?

    [the crowd goes silent except for one voice that's saying "do it again, do it again!"]

    popular guy: ok, hang on a sec... *starts foaming at the mouth, then shoots the foam out into the air, soaking a few rows of people. the crowd goes wild]

    sokka: ........... how are we supposed to compete with THAT?!

    lol!

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    DMClover314

    [1583]Mar 8, 2007
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    (Zuko walks into his parent's bedroom)

    Zuko: Hey mom can I borrow the car keys?

    Ursa: Sure.

    Zuko: Tha... OMG, What happened to dad?

    Ursa: Ozai? O, he's just sleeping.

    Zuko: But why is he sleeping like that?

    Ursa: i dunno!

    Zuko: Look at him, he's bleeding!

    Ursa: I kno!

    Zuko: How could you mom?

    Ursa: I didn't do that!

    Zuko: So why would dad tie himself to a spiked bed?

    Ursa: Beats me!

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    ChrisVisagie

    [1584]Mar 8, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Zuko walks into his parent's bedroom)

    Zuko: Hey mom can I borrow the car keys?

    Ursa: Sure.

    Zuko: Tha... OMG, What happened to dad?

    Ursa: Ozai? O, he's just sleeping.

    Zuko: But why is he sleeping like that?

    Ursa: i dunno!

    Zuko: Look at him, he's bleeding!

    Ursa: I kno!

    Zuko: How could you mom?

    Ursa: I didn't do that!

    Zuko: So why would dad tie himself to a spiked bed?

    Ursa: Beats me!

    Lol, bad Ursa

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    ChrisVisagie

    [1585]Mar 8, 2007
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    Abandoned avatar concepts

    Concept 2: Sokka and Azula being a couple.

    Azula: Sokka, I'm feeling playful tonight.

    Sokka: Sorry, I think I threw my shoulder out during that last fight and...

    Sokka barely dodges a fireball

    Azula: That wasn't a reqeust.

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    DMClover314

    [1586]Mar 9, 2007
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    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Abandoned avatar concepts

    Concept 2: Sokka and Azula being a couple.

    Azula: Sokka, I'm feeling playful tonight.

    Sokka: Sorry, I think I threw my shoulder out during that last fight and...

    Sokka barely dodges a fireball

    Azula: That wasn't a reqeust.

    lol

    (Aang is pointing a gun at Zuko)

    Aang: You think you can take Katara from me??? She's mine!

    Zuko: O yea, well, she WILL be mine! Go ahead, shoot me! I'm not scared!

    (Aang pulls trigger, nothing happened)

    Aang: What the h3ll? Y didn't it shoot?

    (Sokka hits Zuko with a shovel)

    Katara: Was that necessary?

    Sokka: Well the gun was empty, so a shovel is the next best thing!

    (Crazy man comes and grabs Katara, as well as the gun from Aang)

    (Crazy man holding gun to Katara's head)

    Crazy man: One step closer, and I shoot the girl!

    Aang: ... Go ahead, shoot her!

    Katara: AANG! NO!

    Aang: Yeah that's right, see if I care.

    Sokka: (whispers) WTF are you doing?

    Aang: Relax the gun is empty.???? YEA THATS RITE! Go ahead, pull that trigger.

    (Crazy man shoots Katara)

    Sokka: NOOO, Aang, HOW COULD U LET THIS HAPPEN?

    Aang: What? I thought the gun was empty!

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    Earth_Water

    [1587]Mar 9, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:
    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Abandoned avatar concepts

    Concept 2: Sokka and Azula being a couple.

    Azula: Sokka, I'm feeling playful tonight.

    Sokka: Sorry, I think I threw my shoulder out during that last fight and...

    Sokka barely dodges a fireball

    Azula: That wasn't a reqeust.

    lol

    (Aang is pointing a gun at Zuko)

    Aang: You think you can take Katara from me??? She's mine!

    Zuko: O yea, well, she WILL be mine! Go ahead, shoot me! I'm not scared!

    (Aang pulls trigger, nothing happened)

    Aang: What the h3ll? Y didn't it shoot?

    (Sokka hits Zuko with a shovel)

    Katara: Was that necessary?

    Sokka: Well the gun was empty, so a shovel is the next best thing!

    (Crazy man comes and grabs Katara, as well as the gun from Aang)

    (Crazy man holding gun to Katara's head)

    Crazy man: One step closer, and I shoot the girl!

    Aang: ... Go ahead, shoot her!

    Katara: AANG! NO!

    Aang: Yeah that's right, see if I care.

    Sokka: (whispers) WTF are you doing?

    Aang: Relax the gun is empty.???? YEA THATS RITE! Go ahead, pull that trigger.

    (Crazy man shoots Katara)

    Sokka: NOOO, Aang, HOW COULD U LET THIS HAPPEN?

    Aang: What? I thought the gun was empty!

    lol.?? Thats not cool

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    ChrisVisagie

    [1588]Mar 10, 2007
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    Abandoned Avatar Concepts

    Concept 3: Zuko having a pet parrot.

    Zuko is busy meditating, the parrot is sitting nearby on a perch

    Parrot: *Squak* I must capture the avatar... I must capture the avatar...

    Zuko: Quiet I am trying to meditate.

    Parrot: *Squak* Honour...Honour...

    Zuko: I'm warning you!!

    (Pause)

    Parrot: *Squak* Pansy...Pansy...

    Zuko:

    (Later)

    Iroh: Nephew, that meal was delicous. Tell me, where did you find the chicken?

    Edited on 03/10/2007 1:57am
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    blazerperry29

    [1589]Mar 10, 2007
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    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Abandoned Avatar Concepts

    Concept 3: Zuko having a pet parrot.

    Zuko is busy meditating, the parrot is sitting nearby on a perch

    Parrot: *Squak* I must capture the avatar... I must capture the avatar...

    Zuko: Quiet I am trying to meditate.

    Parrot: *Squak* Honour...Honour...

    Zuko: I'm warning you!!

    (Pause)

    Parrot: *Squak* Pansy...Pansy...

    Zuko:

    (Later)

    Iroh: Nephew, that meal was delicous. Tell me, where did you find the chicken?

    ROFL!!! that'd be awesome. *looks around for mental teen*...*doesn't see him* 10 out of 10!

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    clearwater04

    [1590]Mar 10, 2007
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    HA SUPER FUNNY LOVES PEOPLE WHO KILLS PARROTS THAT R ANNOYING
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    DMClover314

    [1591]Mar 10, 2007
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    blazerperry29 wrote:
    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Abandoned Avatar Concepts

    Concept 3: Zuko having a pet parrot.

    Zuko is busy meditating, the parrot is sitting nearby on a perch

    Parrot: *Squak* I must capture the avatar... I must capture the avatar...

    Zuko: Quiet I am trying to meditate.

    Parrot: *Squak* Honour...Honour...

    Zuko: I'm warning you!!

    (Pause)

    Parrot: *Squak* Pansy...Pansy...

    Zuko:

    (Later)

    Iroh: Nephew, that meal was delicous. Tell me, where did you find the chicken?

    ROFL!!! that'd be awesome. *looks around for mental teen*...*doesn't see him* 10 out of 10!

    That was great!

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    AangRiffic

    [1592]Mar 10, 2007
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    Okay here goes...

    Aang: Weve been close friends for a while now

    Katara: Yes, Yes we have!

    Aang: And I wanna be MORE than friends...

    Katara: Huh????

    Aang: MORE-THAN-FRIENDS!

    Katara: Aang you know its impolite to mumble!

    Aang: I LOVE YOU WOMAN!!

    Katara: AWW! But Im so so sorry Aang...

    Aang: WHAT!!! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!

    Katara: Im in love with someone else

    *Iroh comes over and kisses Katara*

    Aang: IROH?!? HES 78 AND HIS BEST FRIEND IS TEA!

    Katara: You can NEVER be to old for love..

    *Iroh & Katara walk off*

    Nelson: HAHA! She broke your heart!

    Director: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE IN LOT 12!! MATT IS LOOKING FOR YOU!

    Aang: Im sooo depressed

    Bender: Have a cigarette

    Aang: Thanks, man!

    Zuko: Aang hunny any girl will be lUcky to have you *sighs*

    Nelson: *to Zuko* HAHA! Your gay & hes straight! You love him!

    Director: RIGHT THAT IS IT! NELSON! BENDER! GET TO LOTS 12 & 13 NOW!

    AANG! GO & WIN THAT FLOOZY BACK FROM TEA MAN!

    ZUKO! STOP BEING GAY!

    Zuko: *cries*

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    AangRiffic

    [1593]Mar 10, 2007
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    BUMP DIDDY BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP??
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    kataraangfan

    [1594]Mar 10, 2007
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    episode:crossroads of destiny/location:under ground city

    (aang helps jin to zuko)

    jin:??lee i love you!

    katara: lee?

    zuko:i knew this would come back to hunt me.

    jin: why did you run outon our date?

    katara: date!?!

    (katara goes makes out with aang)

    zuko: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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    the_mental_teen

    [1595]Mar 10, 2007
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    Here's a musical, starring Aang!

    Aang: (Quickly) I am really special because there is only 1 of me!

    Look at my smile; I am so d@mn happy! That people are jealous of me!

    When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing a song! It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long! Oh, oh, oh!

    I am so happy, I can barely breathe!

    Puppy dogs, and chicken frogs, and kittens' baby teeth!

    Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore! Happy as a coupon for a $20 wh0r3! Hahaha!

    I am really happy, I'm sugar-coated meat!

    Happy good, anger bad, that's my philosephy!

    (Normal talking) I can't do this now, I'm NOT happy...

    (Singing quickly again)?? I am really special because there is only 1 of me!

    Look at my smile; I am so d@mn happy! That people are jealous of me!

    These are my love handles, and this is my spouse! But if you tip me over, then Momma will knock you out!

    I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave! Welcome to my happy world, now get your s*** and leave!

    I am happy, I am good, I am...

    (Normal, again) I'm outta here! Scr3w you!

    Odd, I know, but this is a real funny song called The Happy Song by Liam Lynch. It's very funny when you hear the real one.

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    clearwater04

    [1596]Mar 11, 2007
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    kataraangfan wrote:

    episode:crossroads of destiny/location:under ground city

    (aang helps jin to zuko)

    jin:??lee i love you!

    katara: lee?

    zuko:i knew this would come back to hunt me.

    jin: why did you run outon our date?

    katara: date!?!

    (katara goes makes out with aang)

    zuko: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


    aang talks/gossips way to much with azula if he found that out lol
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    geekyguy65

    [1597]Mar 11, 2007
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    im new to this but here goes:

    the gang are playin a game of truth or dare and it lands on toph

    aang-k toph truth or dare

    toph-truth

    sokka-lets here it!

    toph-I......I.....I love you katara!!

    (stands up and kisses katara with tongues)

    toph-omg ! i can't live with myself!!

    (toph crushes herself with a boulder)

    sokka-ok whos next?

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    DMClover314

    [1598]Mar 11, 2007
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    Aang: I have a question!

    Katara: What is it?

    Aang: If you were to screw anyone, who would be?

    Katara: oooo, that's a hard one!?? I mean, there's so many of them! There's Zuko, Haru, Jet...

    Aang: ehem, what about me?

    Katara: Umm suure?

    Aang: W/e, just choose one!

    Katara: I'll have to choose Tony!

    Aang: Tony???

    Katara: TONY THE TIGER!

    (Katara starts to sing)

    Katara: HEY TONY, I LIKE THE THINGS YOU DO!?? HEY TONY, IF I COULD I WOULD SCREW YOU!

    Aang: WHAT?

    (no offense to anyone that likes frosted flakes)

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    geekyguy65

    [1599]Mar 11, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    Aang: I have a question!

    Katara: What is it?

    Aang: If you were to screw anyone, who would be?

    Katara: oooo, that's a hard one!?? I mean, there's so many of them! There's Zuko, Haru, Jet...

    Aang: ehem, what about me?

    Katara: Umm suure?

    Aang: W/e, just choose one!

    Katara: I'll have to choose Tony!

    Aang: Tony???

    Katara: TONY THE TIGER!

    (Katara starts to sing)

    Katara: HEY TONY, I LIKE THE THINGS YOU DO!?? HEY TONY, IF I COULD I WOULD SCREW YOU!

    Aang: WHAT?

    (no offense to anyone that likes frosted flakes)

    LOL thats classic!!

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    Suki18

    [1600]Mar 11, 2007
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    Azula On Break:

    (In a warehouse,two guys walk in, one??with a half mask??walk in)

    Azula: This is you. (points to nonmasked guy) This is you on pot. (shoots lightning at masked guy) Any questions? Good.

    Director: CUT! That was brilliant, Azula.

    Azula: Thanks... where's my paycheck?

    Director: Right here, girl. (hands $300 paycheck to Azula) Who's the guy you shot?

    Azula: Let's check. (punches director in face) And don't call me girl.

    Azula(takes off half facemask on guy) 0_o Zuko!?

    Zuko: (raspily) Hi... Azula. I needed money, so...

    Azula: This is horrible. I'll be fired for sure if the Avatar directors find out. Call 911!

    (Parametics arrive)

    Parametic: He'll be fine. But, he won't be moving for, oh, 6 months.

    Zuko and Azula: 6 MONTHS!!!!!

    Parametic: Yeah. He will be out of work for that time.

    Azula: ...I'm so fired.

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