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    DMClover314

    [1721]Mar 22, 2007
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    I am like bored, so... yea, here!

    (Katara is captain of cheerleading squad.?? Aang, Zuko, Jet, and Haru are all on the same football team, and Sokka is the mascot!)

    Katara: OK girls!?? There's a big game coming up, and we need some cheers!

    Cheerleader # 1: oooo, I have an idea!

    Katara: What?

    Cheerleader # 1: Lets do that big butt song!?? After all, you're but is huge!?? And so is ours!

    Katara: Ok, Aang always tells me how big my butt is!?? He sang it to me one time.?? I guess I can't deny it!?? Ok girls, I have an idea for the cheer.?? It's going to be our version of big butts!

    All Cheerleaders: WOOO, YAY!

    ___________________________________________________

    (At the game)

    Sokka: U-G-L-Y, U AIN'T GOT NO_

    Katara: Shut up!?? We're about to do our cheer!

    All Cheerleaders:?? WE HAVE BIG BUTTS AND WE CANNOT LIE!

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????YOU OTHA BROTHAS CAN'T DENY!

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????WE'RE GIRLS, AND WE WALK WITH ITTY BITTY WASTES

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????AND THESE ROUND THINGS IN YOUR FACE!

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WE HAVE BIG BUTTS!?? YEA!

    (Aang, Zuko, Haru, and Jet are distracted by Katara's huge butt, and all run into eachother.?? They get up and start chasing the cheerleaders!)

    Katara: GIRLS, HURRY, TAKE YOUR BIG BUTTS AND RUN!

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    titiembe

    [1722]Mar 22, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    I am like bored, so... yea, here!

    (Katara is captain of cheerleading squad.?? Aang, Zuko, Jet, and Haru are all on the same football team, and Sokka is the mascot!)

    Katara: OK girls!?? There's a big game coming up, and we need some cheers!

    Cheerleader # 1: oooo, I have an idea!

    Katara: What?

    Cheerleader # 1: Lets do that big butt song!?? After all, you're but is huge!?? And so is ours!

    Katara: Ok, Aang always tells me how big my butt is!?? He sang it to me one time.?? I guess I can't deny it!?? Ok girls, I have an idea for the cheer.?? It's going to be our version of big butts!

    All Cheerleaders: WOOO, YAY!

    ___________________________________________________

    (At the game)

    Sokka: U-G-L-Y, U AIN'T GOT NO_

    Katara: Shut up!?? We're about to do our cheer!

    All Cheerleaders:?? WE HAVE BIG BUTTS AND WE CANNOT LIE!

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????YOU OTHA BROTHAS CAN'T DENY!

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????WE'RE GIRLS, AND WE WALK WITH ITTY BITTY WASTES

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????AND THESE ROUND THINGS IN YOUR FACE!

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WE HAVE BIG BUTTS!?? YEA!

    (Aang, Zuko, Haru, and Jet are distracted by Katara's huge butt, and all run into eachother.?? They get up and start chasing the cheerleaders!)

    Katara: GIRLS, HURRY, TAKE YOUR BIG BUTTS AND RUN!



    LOLLOLOLOLOLOL and I remember that one!!! LMAOLMAOLMAO!!
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    Earth_Water

    [1723]Mar 22, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    I am like bored, so... yea, here!

    (Katara is captain of cheerleading squad.?? Aang, Zuko, Jet, and Haru are all on the same football team, and Sokka is the mascot!)

    Katara: OK girls!?? There's a big game coming up, and we need some cheers!

    Cheerleader # 1: oooo, I have an idea!

    Katara: What?

    Cheerleader # 1: Lets do that big butt song!?? After all, you're but is huge!?? And so is ours!

    Katara: Ok, Aang always tells me how big my butt is!?? He sang it to me one time.?? I guess I can't deny it!?? Ok girls, I have an idea for the cheer.?? It's going to be our version of big butts!

    All Cheerleaders: WOOO, YAY!

    ___________________________________________________

    (At the game)

    Sokka: U-G-L-Y, U AIN'T GOT NO_

    Katara: Shut up!?? We're about to do our cheer!

    All Cheerleaders:?? WE HAVE BIG BUTTS AND WE CANNOT LIE!

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????YOU OTHA BROTHAS CAN'T DENY!

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????WE'RE GIRLS, AND WE WALK WITH ITTY BITTY WASTES

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????AND THESE ROUND THINGS IN YOUR FACE!

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WE HAVE BIG BUTTS!?? YEA!

    (Aang, Zuko, Haru, and Jet are distracted by Katara's huge butt, and all run into eachother.?? They get up and start chasing the cheerleaders!)

    Katara: GIRLS, HURRY, TAKE YOUR BIG BUTTS AND RUN!


    wow, random much... i liked it though
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    clearwater04

    [1724]Mar 23, 2007
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    can someone repost??S H I T??happens CAUSE??i CAN'T FIND IT
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    C1991

    [1725]Mar 23, 2007
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    Ernecio wrote:

    Santa Claus: Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo!!!

    Katara: WHat!!!! did you just call me Ho?, f*ck you!!

    Cut Santa Claus in half with water bending

    Aang: Ahhhhh, Katara.

    Katara: What?

    Aang: i thing he was laughing!!

    Katara: Ohh!!, jeje!! sorry Santa!!!

    Aang: Great!!! you murder him!!

    Katara: ohhh, does this mean that i won't get my presents for next cristmass?

    Aaang: Maybe!! i could wear a costume!!!

    Katara: i don't thing so!!!

    Aaang: Why?

    Katara: Aang you don't fix in Zuko's underwear, how do you expect to fix in Santa's pants?

    Aang: and how do??you know that i don't fix in Zuko's underwear?

    Katara: well, ehh, i just guess!!!

    Aang: ~_~ Ho!!

    Katara: did you laugh in my face?, f*ck you!!

    Cut Aang in half with water bending

    umm... grammar much?

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    DMClover314

    [1726]Mar 23, 2007
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    (Zuko is two years old!?? Azula is just born)

    (Ursa puts Azula beside Zuko in the crib)

    Ursa: Look Zuko.?? You have a sister now!

    (Zuko looks at Azula)

    Zuko: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?? Mum-mum!?? No go, no go! She evil, evil!?? WAAAAAAA!

    Ursa: Shhh, Zuko.?? U'll make Azula cry!

    Azula: WAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Ursa: O god!?? We have a problem here!

    _________________________________________________________

    (2 years later, Zuko is 4, and Azula is 2.)

    Azula: Zu, zu-ka!

    Zuko: Noooo, its ZUKO! Say ZU-KO!

    (Azula runs away and finds Ozai cursing out one of soldiers.?? She imitates what he's saying.)

    Ozai: aww f***!

    Azula: aww f***!

    Ozai: U are not??a good soldier.?? U little f*****!

    Azula: lil f*****!

    _____________________________________________________

    (Zuko finds Azula)

    Zuko: There you are!

    (Zuko drags Azula into the room and sits her on the bed)

    Zuko: now, say ZUKO! Zu-ko!

    Azula: f*** you!

    Zuko: huh? What's a f***?

    Azula: f*** you, f*** you!

    Zuko: hmm, f*** you too!

    (Azula accidently sneezes in Zuko's face)

    Zuko: ahh, you lil f***!

    (Throws azula off the bed)

    Azula: u lil f****** you die!

    Zuko: AHHHHHHH!

    (Zuko runs out of room.?? Ursa comes and takes Azula)

    Ursa: Time for your bath!

    Azula: f*** you!

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    titiembe

    [1728]Mar 23, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Zuko is two years old!?? Azula is just born)

    (Ursa puts Azula beside Zuko in the crib)

    Ursa: Look Zuko.?? You have a sister now!

    (Zuko looks at Azula)

    Zuko: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?? Mum-mum!?? No go, no go! She evil, evil!?? WAAAAAAA!

    Ursa: Shhh, Zuko.?? U'll make Azula cry!

    Azula: WAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Ursa: O god!?? We have a problem here!

    _________________________________________________________

    (2 years later, Zuko is 4, and Azula is 2.)

    Azula: Zu, zu-ka!

    Zuko: Noooo, its ZUKO! Say ZU-KO!

    (Azula runs away and finds Ozai cursing out one of soldiers.?? She imitates what he's saying.)

    Ozai: aww f***!

    Azula: aww f***!

    Ozai: U are not??a good soldier.?? U little f*****!

    Azula: lil f*****!

    _____________________________________________________

    (Zuko finds Azula)

    Zuko: There you are!

    (Zuko drags Azula into the room and sits her on the bed)

    Zuko: now, say ZUKO! Zu-ko!

    Azula: f*** you!

    Zuko: huh? What's a f***?

    Azula: f*** you, f*** you!

    Zuko: hmm, f*** you too!

    (Azula accidently sneezes in Zuko's face)

    Zuko: ahh, you lil f***!

    (Throws azula off the bed)

    Azula: u lil f****** you die!

    Zuko: AHHHHHHH!

    (Zuko runs out of room.?? Ursa comes and takes Azula)

    Ursa: Time for your bath!

    Azula: f*** you!



    ahhh sibling rivarly...
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    Falcondude123

    [1729]Mar 23, 2007
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    (Zuko is pacing back and forth at his appartment in Ba Sing Se.)

    Zuko:I betrayed uncle, and now he's surely going to be killed! (Iroh bursts in front door with lamp-shade over his face, two beautiful women at his side)

    Iroh: so then I told him, "prince zuko! it was your OTHER shoe!" (Iroh and pretty ladies laugh hysterically) Zuko: UNCLE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN PRISON!!

    Iroh: (turns to see Zuko and frowns) Oh. I didn't realize YOU were still up! You should be in bed!

    Zuko: YOU SHOULD BE IN A PRISON CELL!

    Iroh: Hey now! is that any way to talk to your legal guardian, you MINOR!?(emphasises the word)

    Zuko: HOW THE FREAK DID YOU GET OUT OF THE FREAKIN PRISON!!??

    Iroh: Oh, well, funny story about that, you see I never really was IN prison to begin with!!

    Zuko:But-but Azula captured you!

    Iroh: No, no, no. That was my cousin, Giroh, who still owed me a favor from that one time down in Mexico. See, while everyone's back was turned, we switched places! FUNNY, RIGHT!!??

    Zuko:Wait a second, you mean 'Giroh' is the one about to be executed?

    Iroh: (whispering something in french to pretty ladies, they all snicker)

    Zuko:UNCLE! Irohrolls eyes) WHAT!?!

    Zuko: Giroh is the one about to be executed???

    Iroh: HUH!? EXECUTED!!!??? OH NO! HOLD ON, GIROH!! I'M COMING!!(rushes out the door, leaving pretty babes standing alone in room with Zuko. Couple of minutes pass awkwardly.)

    Lady: Soo....he seems.....nice....

    Zuko: H-he is....soo, don't suppose you ladies have ever met a banished prince before, have you? (Ladies roll eyes)

    Edited on 03/23/2007 7:16pm
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    DMClover314

    [1730]Mar 23, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Zuko is pacing back and forth at his appartment in Ba Sing Se.) Zuko:I betrayed uncle, and now he's surely going to be killed! (Iroh bursts in front door with lamp-shade over his face, two beautiful women at his side) Iroh: so then I told him, "prince zuko! it was your OTHER shoe!" (Iroh and pretty ladies laugh hysterically) Zuko: UNCLE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN PRISON!! Iroh: (turns to see Zuko and frowns) Oh. I didn't realize YOU were still up! You should be in bed! Zuko: YOU SHOULD BE IN A PRISON CELL! Iroh:Hey now! is that any way to talk to your legal guardian, you MINOR!?(emphasises the word) Zuko: HOW THE FREAK DID YOU GET OUT OF THE FREAKIN PRISON!!?? Iroh: Oh, well, funny story about that, you see I never really was IN prison to begin with!! Zuko:But-but Azula captured you! Iroh: No, no, no. That was my cousin, Giroh, who still owed me a favor from that one time down in Mexico. See, while everyone's back was turned, we switched places! FUNNY, RIGHT!!?? Zuko:Wait a second, you mean 'Giroh' is the one about to be executed? Iroh: (whispering something in french to pretty ladies, they all snicker) Zuko:UNCLE! Irohrolls eyes) WHAT!?! Zuko: Giroh is the one about to be executed??? Iroh: HUH!? EXECUTED!!!??? OH NO! HOLD ON, GIROH!! I'M COMING!!(rushes out the door, leaving pretty babes standing alone in room with Zuko. Couple of minutes pass awkwardly.) Lady: Soo....he seems.....nice.... Zuko: H-he is....soo, don't suppose you ladies have ever met a banished prince before, have you? (Ladies roll eyes)

    lmao

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    Earth_Water

    [1731]Mar 23, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Zuko is two years old!?? Azula is just born)

    (Ursa puts Azula beside Zuko in the crib)

    Ursa: Look Zuko.?? You have a sister now!

    (Zuko looks at Azula)

    Zuko: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?? Mum-mum!?? No go, no go! She evil, evil!?? WAAAAAAA!

    Ursa: Shhh, Zuko.?? U'll make Azula cry!

    Azula: WAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Ursa: O god!?? We have a problem here!

    _________________________________________________________

    (2 years later, Zuko is 4, and Azula is 2.)

    Azula: Zu, zu-ka!

    Zuko: Noooo, its ZUKO! Say ZU-KO!

    (Azula runs away and finds Ozai cursing out one of soldiers.?? She imitates what he's saying.)

    Ozai: aww f***!

    Azula: aww f***!

    Ozai: U are not??a good soldier.?? U little f*****!

    Azula: lil f*****!

    _____________________________________________________

    (Zuko finds Azula)

    Zuko: There you are!

    (Zuko drags Azula into the room and sits her on the bed)

    Zuko: now, say ZUKO! Zu-ko!

    Azula: f*** you!

    Zuko: huh? What's a f***?

    Azula: f*** you, f*** you!

    Zuko: hmm, f*** you too!

    (Azula accidently sneezes in Zuko's face)

    Zuko: ahh, you lil f***!

    (Throws azula off the bed)

    Azula: u lil f****** you die!

    Zuko: AHHHHHHH!

    (Zuko runs out of room.?? Ursa comes and takes Azula)

    Ursa: Time for your bath!

    Azula: f*** you!

    *rolls off chair, rolls all over the floor while continues to laugh for 10 minutes* that was the best yet! hahaha if i were a judge for funniest blooper, i'd give u a 12/10 excellent-awesome job! please say ur doing a sequal to that? i wanna know what Ursa would do.

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    newworldman11

    [1732]Mar 24, 2007
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    I wonder where the_mental_teen went.
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    DMClover314

    [1733]Mar 24, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Zuko is two years old!?? Azula is just born)

    (Ursa puts Azula beside Zuko in the crib)

    Ursa: Look Zuko.?? You have a sister now!

    (Zuko looks at Azula)

    Zuko: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?? Mum-mum!?? No go, no go! She evil, evil!?? WAAAAAAA!

    Ursa: Shhh, Zuko.?? U'll make Azula cry!

    Azula: WAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Ursa: O god!?? We have a problem here!

    _________________________________________________________

    (2 years later, Zuko is 4, and Azula is 2.)

    Azula: Zu, zu-ka!

    Zuko: Noooo, its ZUKO! Say ZU-KO!

    (Azula runs away and finds Ozai cursing out one of soldiers.?? She imitates what he's saying.)

    Ozai: aww f***!

    Azula: aww f***!

    Ozai: U are not??a good soldier.?? U little f*****!

    Azula: lil f*****!

    _____________________________________________________

    (Zuko finds Azula)

    Zuko: There you are!

    (Zuko drags Azula into the room and sits her on the bed)

    Zuko: now, say ZUKO! Zu-ko!

    Azula: f*** you!

    Zuko: huh? What's a f***?

    Azula: f*** you, f*** you!

    Zuko: hmm, f*** you too!

    (Azula accidently sneezes in Zuko's face)

    Zuko: ahh, you lil f***!

    (Throws azula off the bed)

    Azula: u lil f****** you die!

    Zuko: AHHHHHHH!

    (Zuko runs out of room.?? Ursa comes and takes Azula)

    Ursa: Time for your bath!

    Azula: f*** you!

    (cont...)

    Ursa:

    Azula: f*** you, F*** YOU! Weee!

    Ursa: OZAI!

    Ozai: Wtf woman!?? I was busy degrading a soldier!

    Ursa: Umm, Azula has said her first words.?? She never even learned how to say mommy yet!

    Ozai: What?

    Azula: f*** you!??

    Ozai: aww, that's my girl!

    Ursa: WTF is wrong with you?

    Ozai: What, this means she'll be mean, cruel, and heartless.?? Unlike Zuko!?? He's such a momma's boy!

    Ursa; Oh??? I happen to know you were a momma's boy too!

    (moment of silence)

    Ozai: Speaking of momma's boys, where is Zuko?

    Azula: E O AY!

    Ozai: Speak english!

    Azula: F*** you!

    Ozai: Aww, good girl!

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    DMClover314

    [1734]Mar 24, 2007
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    Probably not as good??as the first part!
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    picketposter14

    [1735]Mar 24, 2007
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    Me: What are you dressed up for?

    Dante Basco: I'm playing Zuko in "Avatar: The Last Airbender - The Musical"

    Me: Why would you need a viking shield and helmet?

    Dante Basco: For protection.

    Me: Against what?

    Dante Basco: Against crazy obssessed fangirls!
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    C1991

    [1736]Mar 24, 2007
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    bloopers from??"school-time shipping"

    in the library:

    aang throws the plane. the following was heard

    (in the background)

    Won Shi Tong: OVERDUE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (giant screech)

    (W.S.T. flies by and knocks Aang to the floor)

    Aang: WTF?

    (bumi gets smacked in face, then stomps on the floor, the whole building commences to collapse; Aang picks up Katara and runs out leaving everyone else??to their doom)

    Katara: Aang, you saved me!!! (gives big kiss)

    Aang: does this mean you'll go to the dance with me?

    Katara: I already decided to go with the blue spirit, sorry

    Aang WHAT!?!?!?!?!? (goes into Avatar State and destroys everything)

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    Bensonrocks

    [1737]Mar 24, 2007
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    Um, that was odd.?? Kinda funny, though.

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    DMClover314

    [1738]Mar 24, 2007
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    Kataang4eva, you got that Kataangyland idea in my head...

    ____________________________________________________

    Sokka: Suki, come quick, the president is making an announcement on tv.?? And it's important.

    Suki: What?

    Sokka: Look!

    President: In honor of Sokka and Suki, for being the best couple of all time, we have decided to rename New York, New Sukka!

    Suki: eww!

    Sokka: What?

    Suki: Sukka, it sounds gross!

    (Tylee comes out of no where)

    Tylee: I agree, Ty Lokka, sounds way better!

    Toph: NA UH!?? Tokka is better!

    (Yue comes out of no where)

    Yue: Sokka is mine! DONT MAKE ME USE MY MOON POWERS ON U!

    (Aang leaves while the girls are fighting over Sokka, he makes a call to the president)

    Aang: Hey wats up!

    President: Long time no see!

    Aang: Can you do me a favor?

    __________________________________________________

    Katara: Aang?

    Aang: Yea?

    Katara: Can you tell me what Kataangy land is?

    (shows him newspaper)

    Aang: Uh, hehe, I love you?

    Edited on 03/25/2007 5:06pm
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    DMClover314

    [1739]Mar 25, 2007
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    AHH!?? no more bloopers???

    c'mon pple, where'd you go???

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    DMClover314

    [1740]Mar 25, 2007
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    Aang: Katara!?? I'm leaving for my play date with Toph!

    Katara: OK, BYE!?? I'll pick u up later, then we can go to dinner or sumthin!

    _________________________________________________________

    (Katara comes to pick up Aang)

    Katara: Ok Aang, lets... AANG!?? WHAT R U DOING WITH TOPH?

    Aang: What?

    Katara: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!?? THIS IS GROSS!

    Aang: What's so gross about this?

    Toph: Yea Katara, what's wrong!

    Katara: U crush me Aang.?? Is this what you always do with Toph on your play dates??? I will never look at you the same way!

    Aang: What??? Barbies are fun!

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