Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
(At the North Pole)
Katara: Aang, where'd you get that lemon snowcone?
Aang: I found it on the ground over there. There's a whole bunch! This is my fifth one.
Sokka: Man,??Appa shouldn't have drank so much earlier. He was up using the bathroom??all night??last night.
(Aangs face turns green. He pukes.)
Ok not quite usual but this was inspired from the steering wheel joke
Sokka is driving down the rode when he sees a guy from the firenation at the side of the road. He purposely goes off the road to hit the guy. A few miles on he sees the avatar on the side of the road and gladly offers him a ride. They drive for a few miles when sokka sees another guy from the fire nation. Again he goes off the road to hit the guy but then remebers that he is with the Avatar. Quickly he swerves the car back onto the road, narrowly missing the guy. Sokka turns to the Avatar and says "Sorry about that the steering on this thing is a bit off."
"Thats alright," the Avatar replied, "I got him with my door."
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Ok not quite usual but this was inspired from the steering wheel joke Sokka is driving down the rode when he sees a guy from the firenation at the side of the road. He purposely goes off the road to hit the guy. A few miles on he sees the avatar on the side of the road and gladly offers him a ride. They drive for a few miles when sokka sees another guy from the fire nation. Again he goes off the road to hit the guy but then remebers that he is with the Avatar. Quickly he swerves the car back onto the road, narrowly missing the guy. Sokka turns to the Avatar and says "Sorry about that the steering on this thing is a bit off." "Thats alright," the Avatar replied, "I got him with my door." |
| theredrobin wrote: |
Outtake from "The Cave of Two Lovers" Scene after the group comes out of the cave Katara: Aang, that was a really nice kiss that we shared back there. Aang: What are you talking about, Katara? The second I leaned in to kiss you, light filled the cave before I had the chance. Katara: That's impossible. I kissed someone. Sokka: Are you sure you just didn't think you kissed Aang??? Katara: How else do you think we managed to escape from that cave then?! Sokka: I kissed one of the hippie women we met. [defensively] Hey, we were being attacked! I wasn't gonna die in there if there was a simple solution! [slightly perplexed] Although, none of them ever did own up to which one I kissed. Katara: [pales slightly] Sokka, I kissed someone. I know I did...and you say you kissed someone too, but you don't know who? Sokka: Yeah, it was really nice too, but what are you--[eyes widen in realization and then fear]???? Aang: [dawns on him very suddenly] Oh..........my............God. [Katara and Sokka both throwup in the bushes] End *bows head, slightly ashamed of putting incest in her blooper* |
Scene from the crossroads of destiny.Aang in avatar state and azula fires her lighting
azula-Eat this Avatar!!!!
katara-Aang look out
lightning hits Aang.instead of killing him it charges his power
Azula-WTF??!!
Aang- ha hahahahaha.You didnt think i would die did you?im the star of this kick@ss??program!!die b**ch!!!!
??aang blasts roof of the cave with lightning.huge boulder crushes azula
Katara-That'll teach ya to screw around with the avatar!!!!!
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Ok not quite usual but this was inspired from the steering wheel joke Sokka is driving down the rode when he sees a guy from the firenation at the side of the road. He purposely goes off the road to hit the guy. A few miles on he sees the avatar on the side of the road and gladly offers him a ride. They drive for a few miles when sokka sees another guy from the fire nation. Again he goes off the road to hit the guy but then remebers that he is with the Avatar. Quickly he swerves the car back onto the road, narrowly missing the guy. Sokka turns to the Avatar and says "Sorry about that the steering on this thing is a bit off." "Thats alright," the Avatar replied, "I got him with my door." |
| AvatarMaster101 wrote: | ||
I've heard the joke before but it was a guy running over lawyers and a preacher was in the car. |
| Bensonrocks wrote: | ||
Normally, I don't like dirty jokes, but that was so stupid that I burst out laughing.?? Very cheesy and very funny.?? Nice. |
| Earth_Water wrote: |
Ok so the Pirate Captain, from The Waterbending Scroll, walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the crotch of his pants.?? The bar tender asks " Why do you have a steering wheel there??on your pants" He responds with "Rrrrr, its driving me nuts"?? My friend on my track team told me that joke, i thought it was sooo hilarious! [/QUOTE
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Katara: umm, Aang, what are you looking at?
Aang: Why u askin??? Gotta a problem?
Katara: No, it's just, well, idk? GROSS?
Aang: Come on, you have to admit you like HappyTreeFriends!
Katara: Sure if you wanna see cute animals getting beat up! Ur Sick!
(Aang starts humming the HappyTreeFriends theme song!)
Aang: Lalala lala lala, lalala lala lala, la la lalala, lala lalala, la la lalala, lala, lalala!
Aang: Sokka are you sure this will work.
Sokka: trust me, the reason you have been having troubles with Katara is that you keep getting interupted. So all you got to do is get some alone time with her and this is the best bet.
Aang: How am I meant to get my self invited into her trailer.
Sokka: Simple, just ask if you could borrow something of hers. She's too polite to make you stand outside so she garanteed to invite you in.
They arrive at Katara's trailer. Sokka knocks on the door then runs round the corner. Katara opens the door.
Katara: Hi Aang.
Aang: Hi Katara, was ...er... wondering if...er I could borrow...er... some shampoo.
Katara: Huh?
Aang: er I've gotta go.
Aang runs round the corner.
Sokka: Shampoo! That was the best you could come up with.
Aang: Hey I paniced
Sokka: Alright, lets try this again and this time, chose something that you could use.
Aang: Ok.
Aang goes back and knocks on the door again.
Katara: Hi again.
Aang: Hi Katara, when I asked about shampoo,??I actually meant could I borrow your toothbrush.
Katara:What?
Sokka: Aang you are beyond help.
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Aang: Sokka are you sure this will work. Sokka: trust me, the reason you have been having troubles with Katara is that you keep getting interupted. So all you got to do is get some alone time with her and this is the best bet. Aang: How am I meant to get my self invited into her trailer. Sokka: Simple, just ask if you could borrow something of hers. She's too polite to make you stand outside so she garanteed to invite you in. They arrive at Katara's trailer. Sokka knocks on the door then runs round the corner. Katara opens the door. Katara: Hi Aang. Aang: Hi Katara, was ...er... wondering if...er I could borrow...er... some shampoo. Katara: Huh? Aang: er I've gotta go. Aang runs round the corner. Sokka: Shampoo! That was the best you could come up with. Aang: Hey I paniced Sokka: Alright, lets try this again and this time, chose something that you could use. Aang: Ok. Aang goes back and knocks on the door again. Katara: Hi again. Aang: Hi Katara, when I asked about shampoo,??I actually meant could I borrow your toothbrush. Katara:What? Sokka: Aang you are beyond help. |
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lol, (continued)
Aang: Come on Sokka, please, I need to tell her how i feel!
Sokka: Fine, try again!
(Aang goes again)
Katara: Tell me now, cuz I gotta go!
Aang: Umm,??I have a, umm... party, yea thats right, party, and I need to look in your closet!
Katara: WHAT?
Aang: NO, I mean, not look in ur closet, since I have to go to the party,??I need to pee!?? Can I use ur bathroom?
Katara: What's wrong with urs?
Aang: Well, Sokka, he was at my trailer, and yea, he had these tuna tacos, yea, not pretty!
Sokka(whispers): what?
Katara: eww, say no more!?? But hurry, I have a date with Zuko in a few minutes!
Aang: WHAT?
I got this from show, but it's not exact, more like an adaptation!
(Toph and Katara are handcuffed together in a small room with one light bulb!?? Sokka is in the room with them)
Sokka: Before I un-handcuff you two, u need to play a game first!?? But in order to play the game, u need to be un-hancuffed!?? U'll have to do it urself though!?? Beside you is a gun, if ur smart, ull know what I'm about to say.?? Take the gun and...
(BAMBAM)
Sokka: WTF??? Katara, what'd you that for?
Toph: Katara, u f****** shot me!
Sokka: YTF did you shoot her!
Katara: I thought you were gonna tell me to shoot her!
Sokka: NO U IDIOT!?? THE HANDCUFFS!?? SHOOT THE HANDCUFFS!
Katara: o0o!
(Katara shoots handcuffs)
Toph, (almost dead): Ka-ka-katara!?? I-I th-think if y-you c-call an am-ambu-bulence, I-I'll m-make it!
Katara: Sorry Toph, I think I'll have to kill you!?? Cuz, you'll tell on me!
Toph (almost dead): N-no!?? W-we g-go way b-back!?? Ple...
(BAMBAMBAMBAM...BAMBAMBAMBAMVAMBAM...BAM)
Sokka: WTF? You shot her like a million times!
Katara: NO!?? Only like 11 times!
Sokka: STILL! WAS THAT NECESSARY?
(BAM)
Katara: uh huh!
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(Aang is looking??at the news)
Reporter: Our most wanted criminal is Katara right now!?? As of now we do not know her where abouts!?? She is still loose!?? Tell us if you see anything suspicious!
(Aang looks at Katara sleeping beside him!)
| DMClover314 wrote: |
I got this from show, but it's not exact, more like an adaptation! (Toph and Katara are handcuffed together in a small room with one light bulb!?? Sokka is in the room with them) Sokka: Before I un-handcuff you two, u need to play a game first!?? But in order to play the game, u need to be un-hancuffed!?? U'll have to do it urself though!?? Beside you is a gun, if ur smart, ull know what I'm about to say.?? Take the gun and... (BAMBAM) Sokka: WTF??? Katara, what'd you that for? Toph: Katara, u f****** shot me! Sokka: YTF did you shoot her! Katara: I thought you were gonna tell me to shoot her! Sokka: NO U IDIOT!?? THE HANDCUFFS!?? SHOOT THE HANDCUFFS! Katara: o0o! (Katara shoots handcuffs) Toph, (almost dead): Ka-ka-katara!?? I-I th-think if y-you c-call an am-ambu-bulence, I-I'll m-make it! Katara: Sorry Toph, I think I'll have to kill you!?? Cuz, you'll tell on me! Toph (almost dead): N-no!?? W-we g-go way b-back!?? Ple... (BAMBAMBAMBAM...BAMBAMBAMBAMVAMBAM...BAM) Sokka: WTF? You shot her like a million times! Katara: NO!?? Only like 11 times! Sokka: STILL! WAS THAT NECESSARY? (BAM) Katara: uh huh! ________________________________________ (Aang is looking??at the news) Reporter: Our most wanted criminal is Katara right now!?? As of now we do not know her where abouts!?? She is still loose!?? Tell us if you see anything suspicious! (Aang looks at Katara sleeping beside him!) |
outside of a heavily gaurded door
Sokka: Ok we need a plan to get past the gaurds.
Aang: I've got one.
Sokka: That doesn't involve going up to them and asking if they would let us in...
Aang: I've got nothing.
Toph: I've got one.
Sokka:...or firing me at them with a??earth bended??catapult...
Toph: I've got nothing.
momo raises his hand
Sokka:...or feeding you more berries.
momo lowers his hand
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Aang: Sokka are you sure this will work. Sokka: trust me, the reason you have been having troubles with Katara is that you keep getting interupted. So all you got to do is get some alone time with her and this is the best bet. Aang: How am I meant to get my self invited into her trailer. Sokka: Simple, just ask if you could borrow something of hers. She's too polite to make you stand outside so she garanteed to invite you in. They arrive at Katara's trailer. Sokka knocks on the door then runs round the corner. Katara opens the door. Katara: Hi Aang. Aang: Hi Katara, was ...er... wondering if...er I could borrow...er... some shampoo. Katara: Huh? Aang: er I've gotta go. Aang runs round the corner. Sokka: Shampoo! That was the best you could come up with. Aang: Hey I paniced Sokka: Alright, lets try this again and this time, chose something that you could use. Aang: Ok. Aang goes back and knocks on the door again. Katara: Hi again. Aang: Hi Katara, when I asked about shampoo,??I actually meant could I borrow your toothbrush. Katara:What? Sokka: Aang you are beyond help. |
lol, classic
