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    Suki18

    [1701]Mar 20, 2007
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    Think of my series as the "Character on Break" series. If you want a request,?? I'll make it! Speaking of which...

    Aang on Break: Part 2

    (Aang arrives at the resturant)

    Aang: Who to date, who to date... SUKI!

    Suki: (without makeup)??What?

    Aang: Would you like to get something to eat with me?

    Suki: Sorry, I already have a date.

    Aang: Okay. (sulks, then glares up)Yue!

    Yue: (in spirit form) Huh...?

    Aang: would you like something to eat? ...Well?

    Yue: I already have a date. Sorry.

    Aang: OH, COME ON!!!(looks to his side) Ty lee...? Never mind... MAI! (a knife hits the wall next to his head) Okay...

    (One hour later...)

    Aang: Look at this catfight over Sokka! It looks like Sokka went triple-dating! Oh, yeah! This is the best catfight I've seen since... ever! This is awesome! Ty Lee seems to be winning...??(looks at table) KATARA!!! (airballs over)

    Katara: Yes...?

    Aang: Would you like to get something to eat with me?

    Katara: I'd be glad to. (Aang airballs around the room) I have one more seat left at my table.

    Aang: Huh?!(he stops and looks at Katara's table to see Haru and Zuko at the table)

    Zuko and Haru: Hey, Aang! There's one more seat left for a date with the fairest girl in the world!

    (Aang sits down)

    To be continued...

    There you go, titiembe. Aang got Katara.

    Edited on 03/20/2007 12:22pm
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    Suki18

    [1702]Mar 20, 2007
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    [QUOTE="blazerperry29"]
    Earth_Water wrote:

    Ok so the Pirate Captain, from The Waterbending Scroll, walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the crotch of his pants.?? The bar tender asks " Why do you have a steering wheel there??on your pants"

    He responds with "Rrrrr, its driving me nuts"?? My friend on my track team told me that joke, i thought it was sooo hilarious!

    [/QUOTE

    that is the greatest joke i've ever heard

    That joke is similar to a skit on Robot Chicken, except the scene happened at shore leave, not a bar.

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    titiembe

    [1703]Mar 20, 2007
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    Suki18 wrote:

    Think of my series as the "Character on Break" series. If you want a request,?? I'll make it! Speaking of which...

    Aang on Break: Part 2

    (Aang arrives at the resturant)

    Aang: Who to date, who to date... SUKI!

    Suki: (without makeup)??What?

    Aang: Would you like to get something to eat with me?

    Suki: Sorry, I already have a date.

    Aang: Okay. (sulks, then glares up)Yue!

    Yue: (in spirit form) Huh...?

    Aang: would you like something to eat? ...Well?

    Yue: I already have a date. Sorry.

    Aang: OH, COME ON!!!(looks to his side) Ty lee...? Never mind... MAI! (a knife hits the wall next to his head) Okay...

    (One hour later...)

    Aang: Look at this catfight over Sokka! It looks like Sokka went triple-dating! Oh, yeah! This is the best catfight I've seen since... ever! This is awesome! Ty Lee seems to be winning...??(looks at table) KATARA!!! (airballs over)

    Katara: Yes...?

    Aang: Would you like to get something to eat with me?

    Katara: I'd be glad to. (Aang airballs around the room) I have one more seat left at my table.

    Aang: Huh?!(he stops and looks at Katara's table to see Haru and Zuko at the table)

    Zuko and Haru: Hey, Aang! There's one more seat left for a date with the fairest girl in the world!

    (Aang sits down)

    To be continued...

    There you go, titiembe. Aang got Katara.



    LOL. Yay kataang!
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    DMClover314

    [1704]Mar 20, 2007
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    I kinda got this from the Fairly Odd Parents, still, not exact!

    Aang: The president is mad.

    Sokka: Why?

    Aang: Katara attacked him with a plunger, but she was actually looking for that evil butt bug in Zuko!

    Sokka: o0o!

    Toph: Don't forget she has been taken for questioning!

    Aang: Hey look, the president forgot his button, and I don't know what it does!

    Sokka: Aang, NO

    (Aang Pushes button, Sokka explodes, Toph and Aang look at each other)

    Toph:?? Can't you see that said in case of emergency?

    Aang: What??? It never said who would blow up!?? At leasts it's not me!

    (Moment of silence, Aang then realizes something)

    Aang: YOU CAN SEE?

    Edited on 03/20/2007 3:45pm
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    ozai890

    [1705]Mar 20, 2007
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    Katara: Good Morning Aang!
    Aang: Hey Katara.
    Sokka: You two stop flirting, we have a big day today.
    Toph: What's today?
    Sokka: Zuko's Birthday!
    Katara: I made sure I didn't forget.
    Aang: Me neither.
    Toph: What did you give him Aang?
    Aang: Something, you'll find out. Toph: Who's coming? Sokka: Azula, Ty Lee, Mai, Iroh, and Ozai.
    Aang: Ozai!?!
    Sokka: Yeah. And many more people are coming.
    Katara: Like who?
    Sokka: Jin, Song, Lee, and I think a few others.
    Aang: Well then let's go!

    ___At Zuko's Birthday___
    Katara: Hey Zuko.
    Zuko: Hey. Hey all the rest.
    Everyone: Hey Zuko.
    Aang: I need some help.
    Sokka: With what?
    Aang: I want to keep Katara away from Zuko.
    Sokka: Why? Do you like her?
    Aang: No I don't like her. Sokka: Then why keep her away from Zuko?
    Aang: For her on pretection.
    Toph: He's lying.
    Azula: How can you tell?
    Toph: I can feel their heartbeat.
    Azula: Cool. Do I like Aang?
    Toph: Yes.
    Aang: I think I will have some potatoe chips.
    Azula: No I don't.
    Toph: I can tell you're lying.
    Mai: How is the "Get married to Aang to make Katara jealous" plan working out?
    Azula: Toph know that I like him.
    Ty Lee: Try not to think about it. I'll be here standing next to Sokka.
    Sokka: Hey Ty Lee.
    Ty Lee: Hey cutie. I mean honey. I mean sugarpie.
    Sokka: You mean just Hey?
    Ty Lee: Yea, just Hey.
    Zuko: I have an announcement to make.
    Iroh: You are getting married?
    Zuko: No. All girls come here.
    Aang: Katara, don't go up there.
    Katara: Why?
    Aang: For your safety.
    Katara: I want to go up.
    Zuko: Ok, we will have a model contest.
    Ty Lee: I'll win by far.
    Zuko: No Fire Nation girls.
    Mai: I wish Ozai would kill Zuko now.
    Jin: That means I'll probably win!
    Zuko: Only Water Tribe women.
    Katara: That means me.
    Gran Gran: Me too. Zuko: WATER TRIBE GIRLS, NOT WOMEN.
    Katara: That's me!
    Zuko: You will be selected to...
    Aang: I can't watch.
    Zuko: to cut the cake!
    Aang: Oh, okay.
    Iroh: Everyone sing!
    Everyone: Happy Birthday to Zuko, Happy Birthday to Zuko, Happy Birthday dear Zuko, Happy Birthday to You!!!
    Ozai: Okay son, blow out the candles.
    Zuko: Yay! I'm 17 years old!
    Sokka: Time to open the gifts!
    Katara: I'll give you my gift later tonight Zuko.
    ___Later that night___
    Zuko: This was the best day ever!
    Sokka: It probably was.
    Zuko: I got a plane from Jin, airbending toys from Aang, your boomerang from you, a lotus tile from Iroh, another scar to match from Ozai, and much more! I still didn't see Katara's gift though.
    Sokka: She was gonna give it to you tonight.
    Aang: Sokka, I told you to seperate Zuko and Katara.
    Sokka: It's Zuko's Birthday, what is Katara gonna give him, a sex night?
    Katara: Hey Zuko.
    Zuko: Happy Birthday to me!
    Katara: You brought Sokka and Aang with you?
    Zuko: Yeah, why?
    Katara: I'm naked here. Sokka: Hey Katara I...oh my god Katara!
    Aang: I know it was gonna be a sex night.
    Katara: Get out. Zuko: Should I get undressed.
    Katara: Certainly.
    ___Midnight___
    Katara: Wasn't that awesome!
    Zuko: We should do it another time.
    Aang: I don't care Sokka, I'm going in there.
    Sokka: Don't Aang.
    Katara: Wasn't that great!
    Aang: I've had better!
    Sokka: Maybe she'll do it to you on your birthday.
    Aang: Yeah.

    TO BE CONTINUED!!!
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    DMClover314

    [1706]Mar 20, 2007
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    ozai890 wrote:
    Katara: Good Morning Aang! Aang: Hey Katara. Sokka: You two stop flirting, we have a big day today. Toph: What's today? Sokka: Zuko's Birthday! Katara: I made sure I didn't forget. Aang: Me neither. Toph: What did you give him Aang? Aang: Something, you'll find out. Toph: Who's coming? Sokka: Azula, Ty Lee, Mai, Iroh, and Ozai. Aang: Ozai!?! Sokka: Yeah. And many more people are coming. Katara: Like who? Sokka: Jin, Song, Lee, and I think a few others. Aang: Well then let's go! ___At Zuko's Birthday___ Katara: Hey Zuko. Zuko: Hey. Hey all the rest. Everyone: Hey Zuko. Aang: I need some help. Sokka: With what? Aang: I want to keep Katara away from Zuko. Sokka: Why? Do you like her? Aang: No I don't like her. Sokka: Then why keep her away from Zuko? Aang: For her on pretection. Toph: He's lying. Azula: How can you tell? Toph: I can feel their heartbeat. Azula: Cool. Do I like Aang? Toph: Yes. Aang: I think I will have some potatoe chips. Azula: No I don't. Toph: I can tell you're lying. Mai: How is the "Get married to Aang to make Katara jealous" plan working out? Azula: Toph know that I like him. Ty Lee: Try not to think about it. I'll be here standing next to Sokka. Sokka: Hey Ty Lee. Ty Lee: Hey cutie. I mean honey. I mean sugarpie. Sokka: You mean just Hey? Ty Lee: Yea, just Hey. Zuko: I have an announcement to make. Iroh: You are getting married? Zuko: No. All girls come here. Aang: Katara, don't go up there. Katara: Why? Aang: For your safety. Katara: I want to go up. Zuko: Ok, we will have a model contest. Ty Lee: I'll win by far. Zuko: No Fire Nation girls. Mai: I wish Ozai would kill Zuko now. Jin: That means I'll probably win! Zuko: Only Water Tribe women. Katara: That means me. Gran Gran: Me too. Zuko: WATER TRIBE GIRLS, NOT WOMEN. Katara: That's me! Zuko: You will be selected to... Aang: I can't watch. Zuko: to cut the cake! Aang: Oh, okay. Iroh: Everyone sing! Everyone: Happy Birthday to Zuko, Happy Birthday to Zuko, Happy Birthday dear Zuko, Happy Birthday to You!!! Ozai: Okay son, blow out the candles. Zuko: Yay! I'm 17 years old! Sokka: Time to open the gifts! Katara: I'll give you my gift later tonight Zuko. ___Later that night___ Zuko: This was the best day ever! Sokka: It probably was. Zuko: I got a plane from Jin, airbending toys from Aang, your boomerang from you, a lotus tile from Iroh, another scar to match from Ozai, and much more! I still didn't see Katara's gift though. Sokka: She was gonna give it to you tonight. Aang: Sokka, I told you to seperate Zuko and Katara. Sokka: It's Zuko's Birthday, what is Katara gonna give him, a sex night? Katara: Hey Zuko. Zuko: Happy Birthday to me! Katara: You brought Sokka and Aang with you? Zuko: Yeah, why? Katara: I'm naked here. Sokka: Hey Katara I...oh my god Katara! Aang: I know it was gonna be a sex night. Katara: Get out. Zuko: Should I get undressed. Katara: Certainly. ___Midnight___ Katara: Wasn't that awesome! Zuko: We should do it another time. Aang: I don't care Sokka, I'm going in there. Sokka: Don't Aang. Katara: Wasn't that great! Aang: I've had better! Sokka: Maybe she'll do it to you on your birthday. Aang: Yeah. TO BE CONTINUED!!!

    lol, that was funny!

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    titiembe

    [1707]Mar 20, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    I kinda got this from the Fairly Odd Parents, still, not exact!

    Aang: The president is mad.

    Sokka: Why?

    Aang: Katara attacked him with a plunger, but she was actually looking for that evil butt bug in Zuko!

    Sokka: o0o!

    Toph: Don't forget she has been taken for questioning!

    Aang: Hey look, the president forgot his button, and I don't know what it does!

    Sokka: Aang, NO

    (Aang Pushes button, Sokka explodes, Toph and Aang look at each other)

    Toph:?? Can't you see that said in case of emergency?

    Aang: What??? It never said who would blow up!?? At leasts it's not me!

    (Moment of silence, Aang then realizes something)

    Aang: YOU CAN SEE?


    lol!
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    DMClover314

    [1708]Mar 20, 2007
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    Katara: AANG, WHERE'S MY COFFEE AND BAGEL?

    Zuko: I AM NOT AANG FOR THE LAST TIME!

    Katara: oops, sorry sweety!

    Zuko: why do you keep mixing me up with Aang?

    Katara: Don't ask questions!?? WHERE'S MY SWISS CHOCOLATE!

    Zuko: B****, I thought you wanted Coffe and a bagel!

    Katara: I change my mind!?? Where's the watermelon?

    Zuko: (mumbles) only a few more months, only a few morw months...

    __________________________________________

    (Years later)

    Zuko:?? Why is my kid a bald monk with an arrow on his head Katara?

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    titiembe

    [1709]Mar 20, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    Katara: AANG, WHERE'S MY COFFEE AND BAGEL?

    Zuko: I AM NOT AANG FOR THE LAST TIME!

    Katara: oops, sorry sweety!

    Zuko: why do you keep mixing me up with Aang?

    Katara: Don't ask questions!?? WHERE'S MY SWISS CHOCOLATE!

    Zuko: B****, I thought you wanted Coffe and a bagel!

    Katara: I change my mind!?? Where's the watermelon?

    Zuko: (mumbles) only a few more months, only a few morw months...

    __________________________________________

    (Years later)

    Zuko:?? Why is my kid a bald monk with an arrow on his head Katara?



    ROFL!!!
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    Ernecio

    [1710]Mar 20, 2007
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    Santa Claus: Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo!!!

    Katara: WHat!!!! did you just call me Ho?, f*ck you!!

    Cut Santa Claus in half with water bending

    Aang: Ahhhhh, Katara.

    Katara: What?

    Aang: i thing he was laughing!!

    Katara: Ohh!!, jeje!! sorry Santa!!!

    Aang: Great!!! you murder him!!

    Katara: ohhh, does this mean that i won't get my presents for next cristmass?

    Aaang: Maybe!! i could wear a costume!!!

    Katara: i don't thing so!!!

    Aaang: Why?

    Katara: Aang you don't fix in Zuko's underwear, how do you expect to fix in Santa's pants?

    Aang: and how do??you know that i don't fix in Zuko's underwear?

    Katara: well, ehh, i just guess!!!

    Aang: ~_~ Ho!!

    Katara: did you laugh in my face?, f*ck you!!

    Cut Aang in half with water bending

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    ozai890

    [1711]Mar 21, 2007
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    ozai890 wrote:
    Katara: Good Morning Aang!
    Aang: Hey Katara.
    Sokka: You two stop flirting, we have a big day today.
    Toph: What's today?
    Sokka: Zuko's Birthday!
    Katara: I made sure I didn't forget.
    Aang: Me neither.
    Toph: What did you give him Aang?
    Aang: Something, you'll find out. Toph: Who's coming? Sokka: Azula, Ty Lee, Mai, Iroh, and Ozai.
    Aang: Ozai!?!
    Sokka: Yeah. And many more people are coming.
    Katara: Like who?
    Sokka: Jin, Song, Lee, and I think a few others.
    Aang: Well then let's go!

    ___At Zuko's Birthday___
    Katara: Hey Zuko.
    Zuko: Hey. Hey all the rest.
    Everyone: Hey Zuko.
    Aang: I need some help.
    Sokka: With what?
    Aang: I want to keep Katara away from Zuko.
    Sokka: Why? Do you like her?
    Aang: No I don't like her. Sokka: Then why keep her away from Zuko?
    Aang: For her on pretection.
    Toph: He's lying.
    Azula: How can you tell?
    Toph: I can feel their heartbeat.
    Azula: Cool. Do I like Aang?
    Toph: Yes.
    Aang: I think I will have some potatoe chips.
    Azula: No I don't.
    Toph: I can tell you're lying.
    Mai: How is the "Get married to Aang to make Katara jealous" plan working out?
    Azula: Toph know that I like him.
    Ty Lee: Try not to think about it. I'll be here standing next to Sokka.
    Sokka: Hey Ty Lee.
    Ty Lee: Hey cutie. I mean honey. I mean sugarpie.
    Sokka: You mean just Hey?
    Ty Lee: Yea, just Hey.
    Zuko: I have an announcement to make.
    Iroh: You are getting married?
    Zuko: No. All girls come here.
    Aang: Katara, don't go up there.
    Katara: Why?
    Aang: For your safety.
    Katara: I want to go up.
    Zuko: Ok, we will have a model contest.
    Ty Lee: I'll win by far.
    Zuko: No Fire Nation girls.
    Mai: I wish Ozai would kill Zuko now.
    Jin: That means I'll probably win!
    Zuko: Only Water Tribe women.
    Katara: That means me.
    Gran Gran: Me too. Zuko: WATER TRIBE GIRLS, NOT WOMEN.
    Katara: That's me!
    Zuko: You will be selected to...
    Aang: I can't watch.
    Zuko: to cut the cake!
    Aang: Oh, okay.
    Iroh: Everyone sing!
    Everyone: Happy Birthday to Zuko, Happy Birthday to Zuko, Happy Birthday dear Zuko, Happy Birthday to You!!!
    Ozai: Okay son, blow out the candles.
    Zuko: Yay! I'm 17 years old!
    Sokka: Time to open the gifts!
    Katara: I'll give you my gift later tonight Zuko.
    ___Later that night___
    Zuko: This was the best day ever!
    Sokka: It probably was.
    Zuko: I got a plane from Jin, airbending toys from Aang, your boomerang from you, a lotus tile from Iroh, another scar to match from Ozai, and much more! I still didn't see Katara's gift though.
    Sokka: She was gonna give it to you tonight.
    Aang: Sokka, I told you to seperate Zuko and Katara.
    Sokka: It's Zuko's Birthday, what is Katara gonna give him, a sex night?
    Katara: Hey Zuko.
    Zuko: Happy Birthday to me!
    Katara: You brought Sokka and Aang with you?
    Zuko: Yeah, why?
    Katara: I'm naked here. Sokka: Hey Katara I...oh my god Katara!
    Aang: I know it was gonna be a sex night.
    Katara: Get out. Zuko: Should I get undressed.
    Katara: Certainly.
    ___Midnight___
    Katara: Wasn't that awesome!
    Zuko: We should do it another time.
    Aang: I don't care Sokka, I'm going in there.
    Sokka: Don't Aang.
    Katara: Wasn't that great!
    Aang: I've had better!
    Sokka: Maybe she'll do it to you on your birthday.
    Aang: Yeah.

    TO BE CONTINUED!!!


    ___In the morning___
    Aang: How was your evening with Zuko?
    Katara: It was so awesome!
    Aang: Did you know today is my birthday?
    Katara: I made sure I didn't forget!
    Sokka: That means...
    Aang and Sokka: SEX NIGHT!
    Toph: What's a sex night?
    Aang: Something only non-blind people do.
    Toph: What do you do in it?
    Aang: Suck things.
    Toph: What kind of things.
    Sokka: Apples and cherrys.
    Toph: Ewww.
    Sokka: I've had Suki's cherrys before.
    Katara: And I had Zuko's apples before.
    Aang: You did?
    Katara: Yeah. There were nice and juicy.
    Aang: Let's go to the birthday already.
    Toph: Which way?
    Sokka: According to my "Maps for Idiots" its this way.
    ___At Aang's Birthday___
    Zuko: Happy Birthday Aang! It's weird our birthdays are almost on the same days.
    Aang: Yeah. It is kind of freaky.
    Suki: Happy Birthday Aang!
    Aang: Thanks. I heard you had Sokka's apples before.
    Suki: They are delicious.
    Sokka: Hey honeybunnie.
    Suki: Hey teddybear.
    Aang: Fruit Punch here I come.
    Katara: Hey Aang.
    Aang: Hey, what's my present?
    Katara: You'll find out later tonight.
    Sokka: This is going the same direction as Zuko's Birthday. And you know what's next!
    Maang: Aang and I getting married?!?!
    Aang: Maang?!?! How are you doing.
    Maang: Good. I found a new best friend!
    Aang: Who?
    Maang: Her name is Toph, she has a voice like mine too.
    Toph: Hey Maang!
    Maang: Hey. Did you ever meet Aang?
    Toph: I travel with him and teach him earthbending.
    Zuko: Hey Aang, see Azula anywhere?
    Katara: I called Ty Lee yesterday and she said "tell Aang Azula isn't going to make it".
    Zuko: That's too bad.
    Iroh: Zuko, where do I put Aang's golden statue of Monk Gyatso at?
    Zuko: How much was that?
    Iroh: It's worth all of your things combinded, times 2!
    Zuko: So does that mean you sold my stuff?!?!
    Aang: Sold your stuff for what?
    Zuko: Oh Aang, for nothing.
    Aang: Oh, if it was for my Birthday present that would make you the Avatar's best friend.
    Iroh: Yes I did Zuko!
    Mai: Hello Iroh, hello Zuko.
    Iroh: Hello Mai, long time, no see.
    Zuko: Hello. Mai: You seem quite today.
    Zuko: Yes I am. Iroh sold all of my stuff for Aangs Birthday present.
    Mai: What did he give him?
    Zuko: It's from both of us. It's a golden statue of his mentor, Monk Gyatso.
    Ty Lee: That must've cost a fortune.
    Mai: All of his stuff combined.
    Zuko: Times that by 2 and get $2,000,000 worth.
    Aang: Who want's to cut the cake?
    Zhao: There won't be no cutting!
    Aang: You're alive?
    Zhao: You tried to have me killed.
    Zuko: Ever notice these quotes are the same exact as when Zhao and I fought during Siege of the North Part 2?
    Katara: I never noticed.
    Aang: You're the Blue Spirit, an enemy of the Fire Nation. You freed the Avatar.
    Zhao: I had no choice.
    Aang: You should have chosen to except you're faliure, if you did, you could have lived.
    Zuko: Same exact thing! Sokka: This is very familiar.
    Katara: Want to go to Aang's bed and do an "observation" of each other?
    Zuko: Sure.
    Sokka: You want to do the same thing in my bed?
    Toph: Definitly!
    Sokka: Not you, Suki.
    Suki: Sure.
    ___In the beds___
    Suki: As usual your apples were delicous.
    Katara: Same with Zuko's.
    Aang: Hey guys.
    Sokka: Who won with you and Zhao?
    Aang: We agreed we got out of hand and called it even.
    Zuko: That's good.
    Katara: Want your gift now?
    Aang: Sure! Sokka: This is gonna be great! I think I'll get some video tapes.
    Zuko: Why?
    Sokka: Oh, nothing.
    Katara: Here's your gift.
    Aang: It's a gift card for Arrow Tatooes Inc.
    Katara: And $5 off your next hair cut.
    Aang: Gee. Thanks.
    Katara: You're welcomed.
    Sokka: What?!?! No live you-know-what?
    Katara: What?
    Sokka: Nothing.
    Zuko: Tomorrow is Azula's Birthday.
    Aang: Three Birthdays in a row.
    Suki: Very odd.
    Sokka: That means you still have another chance Aang.
    Aang: True!

    TO BE CONTINUED!!!
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    DMClover314

    [1712]Mar 21, 2007
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    ozai890 wrote:
    ozai890 wrote:
    Katara: Good Morning Aang! Aang: Hey Katara. Sokka: You two stop flirting, we have a big day today. Toph: What's today? Sokka: Zuko's Birthday! Katara: I made sure I didn't forget. Aang: Me neither. Toph: What did you give him Aang? Aang: Something, you'll find out. Toph: Who's coming? Sokka: Azula, Ty Lee, Mai, Iroh, and Ozai. Aang: Ozai!?! Sokka: Yeah. And many more people are coming. Katara: Like who? Sokka: Jin, Song, Lee, and I think a few others. Aang: Well then let's go! ___At Zuko's Birthday___ Katara: Hey Zuko. Zuko: Hey. Hey all the rest. Everyone: Hey Zuko. Aang: I need some help. Sokka: With what? Aang: I want to keep Katara away from Zuko. Sokka: Why? Do you like her? Aang: No I don't like her. Sokka: Then why keep her away from Zuko? Aang: For her on pretection. Toph: He's lying. Azula: How can you tell? Toph: I can feel their heartbeat. Azula: Cool. Do I like Aang? Toph: Yes. Aang: I think I will have some potatoe chips. Azula: No I don't. Toph: I can tell you're lying. Mai: How is the "Get married to Aang to make Katara jealous" plan working out? Azula: Toph know that I like him. Ty Lee: Try not to think about it. I'll be here standing next to Sokka. Sokka: Hey Ty Lee. Ty Lee: Hey cutie. I mean honey. I mean sugarpie. Sokka: You mean just Hey? Ty Lee: Yea, just Hey. Zuko: I have an announcement to make. Iroh: You are getting married? Zuko: No. All girls come here. Aang: Katara, don't go up there. Katara: Why? Aang: For your safety. Katara: I want to go up. Zuko: Ok, we will have a model contest. Ty Lee: I'll win by far. Zuko: No Fire Nation girls. Mai: I wish Ozai would kill Zuko now. Jin: That means I'll probably win! Zuko: Only Water Tribe women. Katara: That means me. Gran Gran: Me too. Zuko: WATER TRIBE GIRLS, NOT WOMEN. Katara: That's me! Zuko: You will be selected to... Aang: I can't watch. Zuko: to cut the cake! Aang: Oh, okay. Iroh: Everyone sing! Everyone: Happy Birthday to Zuko, Happy Birthday to Zuko, Happy Birthday dear Zuko, Happy Birthday to You!!! Ozai: Okay son, blow out the candles. Zuko: Yay! I'm 17 years old! Sokka: Time to open the gifts! Katara: I'll give you my gift later tonight Zuko. ___Later that night___ Zuko: This was the best day ever! Sokka: It probably was. Zuko: I got a plane from Jin, airbending toys from Aang, your boomerang from you, a lotus tile from Iroh, another scar to match from Ozai, and much more! I still didn't see Katara's gift though. Sokka: She was gonna give it to you tonight. Aang: Sokka, I told you to seperate Zuko and Katara. Sokka: It's Zuko's Birthday, what is Katara gonna give him, a sex night? Katara: Hey Zuko. Zuko: Happy Birthday to me! Katara: You brought Sokka and Aang with you? Zuko: Yeah, why? Katara: I'm naked here. Sokka: Hey Katara I...oh my god Katara! Aang: I know it was gonna be a sex night. Katara: Get out. Zuko: Should I get undressed. Katara: Certainly. ___Midnight___ Katara: Wasn't that awesome! Zuko: We should do it another time. Aang: I don't care Sokka, I'm going in there. Sokka: Don't Aang. Katara: Wasn't that great! Aang: I've had better! Sokka: Maybe she'll do it to you on your birthday. Aang: Yeah. TO BE CONTINUED!!!
    ___In the morning___ Aang: How was your evening with Zuko? Katara: It was so awesome! Aang: Did you know today is my birthday? Katara: I made sure I didn't forget! Sokka: That means... Aang and Sokka: SEX NIGHT! Toph: What's a sex night? Aang: Something only non-blind people do. Toph: What do you do in it? Aang: Suck things. Toph: What kind of things. Sokka: Apples and cherrys. Toph: Ewww. Sokka: I've had Suki's cherrys before. Katara: And I had Zuko's apples before. Aang: You did? Katara: Yeah. There were nice and juicy. Aang: Let's go to the birthday already. Toph: Which way? Sokka: According to my "Maps for Idiots" its this way. ___At Aang's Birthday___ Zuko: Happy Birthday Aang! It's weird our birthdays are almost on the same days. Aang: Yeah. It is kind of freaky. Suki: Happy Birthday Aang! Aang: Thanks. I heard you had Sokka's apples before. Suki: They are delicious. Sokka: Hey honeybunnie. Suki: Hey teddybear. Aang: Fruit Punch here I come. Katara: Hey Aang. Aang: Hey, what's my present? Katara: You'll find out later tonight. Sokka: This is going the same direction as Zuko's Birthday. And you know what's next! Maang: Aang and I getting married?!?! Aang: Maang?!?! How are you doing. Maang: Good. I found a new best friend! Aang: Who? Maang: Her name is Toph, she has a voice like mine too. Toph: Hey Maang! Maang: Hey. Did you ever meet Aang? Toph: I travel with him and teach him earthbending. Zuko: Hey Aang, see Azula anywhere? Katara: I called Ty Lee yesterday and she said "tell Aang Azula isn't going to make it". Zuko: That's too bad. Iroh: Zuko, where do I put Aang's golden statue of Monk Gyatso at? Zuko: How much was that? Iroh: It's worth all of your things combinded, times 2! Zuko: So does that mean you sold my stuff?!?! Aang: Sold your stuff for what? Zuko: Oh Aang, for nothing. Aang: Oh, if it was for my Birthday present that would make you the Avatar's best friend. Iroh: Yes I did Zuko! Mai: Hello Iroh, hello Zuko. Iroh: Hello Mai, long time, no see. Zuko: Hello. Mai: You seem quite today. Zuko: Yes I am. Iroh sold all of my stuff for Aangs Birthday present. Mai: What did he give him? Zuko: It's from both of us. It's a golden statue of his mentor, Monk Gyatso. Ty Lee: That must've cost a fortune. Mai: All of his stuff combined. Zuko: Times that by 2 and get $2,000,000 worth. Aang: Who want's to cut the cake? Zhao: There won't be no cutting! Aang: You're alive? Zhao: You tried to have me killed. Zuko: Ever notice these quotes are the same exact as when Zhao and I fought during Siege of the North Part 2? Katara: I never noticed. Aang: You're the Blue Spirit, an enemy of the Fire Nation. You freed the Avatar. Zhao: I had no choice. Aang: You should have chosen to except you're faliure, if you did, you could have lived. Zuko: Same exact thing! Sokka: This is very familiar. Katara: Want to go to Aang's bed and do an "observation" of each other? Zuko: Sure. Sokka: You want to do the same thing in my bed? Toph: Definitly! Sokka: Not you, Suki. Suki: Sure. ___In the beds___ Suki: As usual your apples were delicous. Katara: Same with Zuko's. Aang: Hey guys. Sokka: Who won with you and Zhao? Aang: We agreed we got out of hand and called it even. Zuko: That's good. Katara: Want your gift now? Aang: Sure! Sokka: This is gonna be great! I think I'll get some video tapes. Zuko: Why? Sokka: Oh, nothing. Katara: Here's your gift. Aang: It's a gift card for Arrow Tatooes Inc. Katara: And $5 off your next hair cut. Aang: Gee. Thanks. Katara: You're welcomed. Sokka: What?!?! No live you-know-what? Katara: What? Sokka: Nothing. Zuko: Tomorrow is Azula's Birthday. Aang: Three Birthdays in a row. Suki: Very odd. Sokka: That means you still have another chance Aang. Aang: True! TO BE CONTINUED!!!

    lol, woooow

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    DMClover314

    [1713]Mar 21, 2007
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    Ozai: Azula, you do know?? I love you, and you're my favorite!

    Azula: I know daddy!

    Ozai: I have noticed that you and Zuko are getting along.?? And you know I don't like Zuko!

    Azula: We are best friends now daddy!

    Ozai: Azula??? Why do you have me tied to a huge dart board?

    ______________________________________________

    Azula: Happy Bday Zuko!

    Zuko: Thanks, I have always wanted dad tied to a dart board!

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    titiembe

    [1714]Mar 21, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    Ozai: Azula, you do know?? I love you, and you're my favorite!

    Azula: I know daddy!

    Ozai: I have noticed that you and Zuko are getting along.?? And you know I don't like Zuko!

    Azula: We are best friends now daddy!

    Ozai: Azula??? Why do you have me tied to a huge dart board?

    ______________________________________________

    Azula: Happy Bday Zuko!

    Zuko: Thanks, I have always wanted dad tied to a dart board!


    Wow.... just going along with that blooper made my head hurt...in a good way
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    DMClover314

    [1715]Mar 21, 2007
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    titiembe wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:

    Ozai: Azula, you do know?? I love you, and you're my favorite!

    Azula: I know daddy!

    Ozai: I have noticed that you and Zuko are getting along.?? And you know I don't like Zuko!

    Azula: We are best friends now daddy!

    Ozai: Azula??? Why do you have me tied to a huge dart board?

    ______________________________________________

    Azula: Happy Bday Zuko!

    Zuko: Thanks, I have always wanted dad tied to a dart board!
    Wow.... just going along with that blooper made my head hurt...in a good way

    lol, was it the fact that Azula was being nice to Zuko???

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    titiembe

    [1716]Mar 21, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:
    titiembe wrote:
    DMClover314 wrote:

    Ozai: Azula, you do know?? I love you, and you're my favorite!

    Azula: I know daddy!

    Ozai: I have noticed that you and Zuko are getting along.?? And you know I don't like Zuko!

    Azula: We are best friends now daddy!

    Ozai: Azula??? Why do you have me tied to a huge dart board?

    ______________________________________________

    Azula: Happy Bday Zuko!

    Zuko: Thanks, I have always wanted dad tied to a dart board!
    Wow.... just going along with that blooper made my head hurt...in a good way

    lol, was it the fact that Azula was being nice to Zuko???


    I think thats it... wow.
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    [1717]Mar 21, 2007
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    (Aang and Katara are in bed together, but are interrupted by Aliens)

    Alien: Aang, we must leave now, you have over stayed your welcome.?? It's time to go home!

    Katara: Wtf??? I sc3wed an alien?

    Aang: No no, (gives alien hard look) I'm not an alien!

    Alien: O, I've seen we've come at the wrong time!?? We'll just_ come back_later! OK C YA! (Alien runs into space ship and flies off)

    Aang: Don't worry about that, they're jus crazy!?? So, where were we?

    (They are interrupted again.?? A different species of aliens enter the room.)

    Alien # 2: Kataraaaaa, weeeee haaaaaaaave cooooooome foooooooooor yoooooou!

    Aang:

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    titiembe

    [1718]Mar 21, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Aang and Katara are in bed together, but are interrupted by Aliens)

    Alien: Aang, we must leave now, you have over stayed your welcome.?? It's time to go home!

    Katara: Wtf??? I sc3wed an alien?

    Aang: No no, (gives alien hard look) I'm not an alien!

    Alien: O, I've seen we've come at the wrong time!?? We'll just_ come back_later! OK C YA! (Alien runs into space ship and flies off)

    Aang: Don't worry about that, they're jus crazy!?? So, where were we?

    (They are interrupted again.?? A different species of aliens enter the room.)

    Alien # 2: Kataraaaaa, weeeee haaaaaaaave cooooooome foooooooooor yoooooou!

    Aang:



    wow. If I was there I would've screamed "AWKWARD" and ruined the moment. I can just imagine that.
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    DMClover314

    [1719]Mar 21, 2007
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    (Darth Vader is on Zuko's ship)

    Darth Vader: Umm, I'm looking for a prince Zuko!

    Zuko: Right here! Why are you on my ship?

    Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.

    Zuko: My name's not Luke!

    Darth Vader:?? It's not? Oh, I must be in the wrong place then!?? Aren't you prince Zuko?

    Zuko: Exactly, So I think my name is Zuko!

    Darth Vader: That makes sense.

    Zuko: Doesn't it?

    Darth Vader: OK, let me re-phrase it!?? Zuko, I am your father.

    Zuko: DADDY!

    (Zuko hugs Darth Vader)

    Darth Vader: Why are you hugging me??? Get off of me!

    (Zuko jumps into Vader's arms and starts sucking his thumb)

    Darth Vader: Wtf?

    (Aang comes out of no where and air blasts Darth Vader.?? Darth Vader flies off the ship)

    Darth Vader: NOOOOO, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

    Zuko: NOOOOOOO! Stupid monk, you killed my father!

    Aang: oops, sorry.

    Zuko: It's ok! Hungry?

    Aang: Yea, I'm in the mood for some lobster!

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    blazerperry29

    [1720]Mar 21, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    (Darth Vader is on Zuko's ship)

    Darth Vader: Umm, I'm looking for a prince Zuko!

    Zuko: Right here! Why are you on my ship?

    Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.

    Zuko: My name's not Luke!

    Darth Vader:?? It's not? Oh, I must be in the wrong place then!?? Aren't you prince Zuko?

    Zuko: Exactly, So I think my name is Zuko!

    Darth Vader: That makes sense.

    Zuko: Doesn't it?

    Darth Vader: OK, let me re-phrase it!?? Zuko, I am your father.

    Zuko: DADDY!

    (Zuko hugs Darth Vader)

    Darth Vader: Why are you hugging me??? Get off of me!

    (Zuko jumps into Vader's arms and starts sucking his thumb)

    Darth Vader: Wtf?

    (Aang comes out of no where and air blasts Darth Vader.?? Darth Vader flies off the ship)

    Darth Vader: NOOOOO, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

    Zuko: NOOOOOOO! Stupid monk, you killed my father!

    Aang: oops, sorry.

    Zuko: It's ok! Hungry?

    Aang: Yea, I'm in the mood for some lobster!

    and what's lobster without CANNED CHEESE! (remember that?)

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