Katara: Do you think he'll like it?

Hairdresser: I'm sure he will love it.

Aang: Remember to say her hair looks nice. Remember to say her hair looks nice. Remember to say her hair looks ni-

*Aang is pacing back and forth outside a restaurant, when suddendly the clouds in the sky part in the middle to form a perfect circle. A bright light shines through and traveling down on that light with two angels either side of him is Jesus*

Jesus: In this year of 3000 I have returned to save you all so that you may come and live in paradise.

Angel: Isn't the year 2007?

Jesus: What!?!...I came too early *sigh* Back we go!

*Jesus quickly travels back up the single stream of light and it quickly clouds over again.*

Aang: *is speechless*

*A car pulls in at the carpark next to the restaurant and out gets Katara with an extravagant hair cut*

Katara: Hello Aang *swings her hair in an attempt to get him to notice*

Aang: *points at the sky desparetly trying to form some kind of sentence*

Katara: I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T NOTICE! I TRY SO HARD AND YOU DON'T CARE. THAT'S IT, WERE OVER

The GAang have been captured and are being held prisoner in a dungeon.

Aang: I have a bad feeling about this.

Sokka: We are prisoners in a dungeon, you are going to spend the rest of your life in captivity while the rest of us will hung, drawn, quartered and probably even??eaten yet all you have IS A BAD FEELING?!!!

Aang: Well now I just feel worse.

Here is one.

Aang is walking down a dark corridor.

Aang: Ah, hello? Is anyone here?

Suddenly Aang sees a whole army of Joo Dees walking toward him.

Aang screams and runs but the they cut him off.

Joo Dees: We are the Joo Dee, lower your defenses. Your bending will be added to our collective. Resistance is futile.

Aang screams and wakes up in his trailer.

Aang: That it! That is the LAST time I watch Star Trek: First Contact??before bed!

Another one for the shippers. Based off what my sister said.??

Zuko and Aang see Katara holding signs and walking off in a foul temper.

Aang: What are you doing?

Katara: I'm SICK of being stuck with all the boys we run across by shippers! So, I'm PROTESTING!

Aang: Katara,??Mike and Brian have the last say on who ends up with??who. I think you need to calm down. Its just a bunch of??shippers.

Katara: Calm? I'M??COMPLETELY CALM!

Zuko yips and jumps into Aang's arms which causes him to fall over as Katara with signs in hand walks off in a huff.

Zuko: Does she usually??act like??that?!

Aang: Only in shipper wars.??

Katara is sick of all these boys addicted to her. So, she and Toph come up with a plan to make fools out of them and make them battle it out.

During??an Agni Kai between Zuko and Aang!

Zuko: Katara's MINE Avatar, and there's nothing you can do.

Aang: (dodging a fire ball) I'm the Avatar, not some banished prince addicted to love.

Zuko: I hate you.

Aang: I despise you.

Katara and Toph enter the battle.

Katara: Hey guys what's up?

Zuko and Aang: Nothing really.

Toph: Well me and Kattie here??are going to hit the steam room, aren't we???

Katara: Yes, Tophie we are. Let's hurry up!!!

Toph: It's going to be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun.

Katara: I'll race you there Tophie.

Toph: Gotcha Kattie

Both run off holding hands, singing Temperature, laughing hysterically under their breath.

Zuko and Aang's jaws drop and their arms drop dead.

Zuko: WHOAH, I did not see that one coming.

??

This is a joke I heard once, in a??Avatar version

Azula, Mai??and??Ty Lee??are stuck on an island.??
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.??

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."????

Azula says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my power, my way of being able to set??people on fire??, and my ability to torture my brother. I just want to go to my palace."??

POOF!??Azula gets her wish and she is returned to the fire nation.??

Then,??Mai says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my knives, my daggers, and some very...special magazines. I wish I could go to the fire nation??too."??

POOF! Mai??gets her wish and she is returned to the fire nation.??

Ty Lee??starts crying uncontrollably.??

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"????

Ty Lee??whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."??

Sokka: AH, I HATE BEING A GUY!

Aang: ...

Sokka: Do you know what it's like to have all these girls in your life?

Aang: ...

Sokka: I can't handle it!?? Yue, Suki, Tylee, Toph!?? There's too many!

Aang: ...

Sokka: You know what??? I'll just be gay I'm better off that way!?? I'm off to find Jet!?? Maybe he's gay too!?? Thanks for the talk Aang!?? Ur a good friend!

Aang:

Katara and Sokka are by a river, practicing waterbending and booomerang throws. Aang and Toph are practicing earthbending behind a wall of rocks so they can be in private. Suddenly a noise is heard.

Aang: Work! Work it harder! Take it farther. No holding back!

Toph: PUSH IT! PUSH IT! I GOT NO LIMIT!!!

Aang: I'M HERE TO WIN IT TOPH!!!

Katara comes over and screams at them.

Katar: OMG Stop IT. You're SO Gross and SO UNderaged!

Toph: Guess she never heard of Corbin Bleu.