*after earth rumble 6... Toph just beat the boulder*

Fire Nation Man: Whew, whew, I must be blind too 'cause I SHO didn't see that a$$ whoopin' comin. Ha ha ha ha.

Boulder: Boyyyyy.

FNM: Yo, how bad you got to telegraph yo punches for a blind girl to see you comin', Boulder?!

Hippo:??the??girl obviously had a heightened sense of hearing!

FNM: Oh I thought The Boulder had a heightened sense of falling.

Boulder: Now that's enough! Now you just stop laughing at me! It ain't that funny, what's wrong wit you?

FNM: Yo, Boulder had 'HIT ME' written on his forehead in Braille.

Boulder: I said, THAT'S ENOUGH!

FNM: 'Kay... (gasp) What you goin' do? Beat me up? Maybe I should get a blindfold first. (Covers his eyes) OK, I'm ready. hahahaha. Wait, maybe he gon' fall on me, hahahaha.

FNM: Boulder, Rodney King just called (swallows from laughing too much) and said, "Damn, I thought I got my a$$ whooped" ahahaha

While in Ba Sing Se

Aang walks into a??room to see that Sokka has Joo Dee 2 tied to a chair.

Aang: Sokka, what are you doing with Joo Dee?

Sokka: Aang, this is not Joo Dee, this is a duplicate who has been brainwashed in to thinking she's Joo Dee. I'm trying to see if I can snape her out of it with shock tactics.

Aang: Ok so what are you doing to her?

Sokka: Well I just gave her the same lecture Gran Gran gave me and Katara??when I hit puberty.

Joo Dee: *twitch* Hello *twitch* I'm *twitch*??Joo *twitch*??Dee. Welcome *twitch*??to Ba *twitch*??Sing *twitch*??Se *twitch* *twitch*.

Sokka: Who ever brainwashed this girl is good.

?? scene from avatar day

katara-Aang their burning down the avatar floats!

Sokka-Aang what r u gonna do?

katara-Aang whats wrong?

Sokka-Are u at least going to put out avatar roku.OMG! Aang!!

Aang (on fire)-they made them voodoo dolls!

Sokka-Katara put him out!

(katara puts Aang out)

Aang-It burns.(falls over backwards)

Aang: You wanted to see me?

Katara: Yes!?? Aang, I have a confession to make!

Aang: Is that you love me, you wanna be sweethearts, until the day we get married, and have kids, and grandkids, and enjoy our golden days, forever and ever, until the day we are burnt to ashes by the firenatiion?

Katara: umm, no!

Aang: o, forget i said any of that stuff, so what do u wanna tell me?

(Katara pulls off mask)

Aang: OMG!?? An alien!?? That is so cool! Where'd Katara go, she has to see this!

(Katara puts on mask)

Aang:?? o0o, there you are!?? You missed it, there was an alien standind right here.?? Where'd it go?

(Katara pulls of mask)

Aang: Cool, you're back, but where's Katara?

(Katara puts on mask)

Aang: Katara!

Katara: (sigh)

(Before Yue died)

Ozai: Zuko, I love you again!

Zuko:...

Ozai: Aren't you happy?

Zuko:...

Ozai: You have ur honor back!

Zuko: WHY?

Ozai:??I need you to marry princess Yue, cuz if you do, the water tribe and firenation will be one, and we can take Ba Sing Se, and you two can rule it!

Zuko: You thought this through!

Ozai: Now go!

(Zuko comes back with no Yue)

??Ozai: What happened?

Zuko: She died!

Ozai: What?

Zuko: She became the moon!

Ozai: Well go marry the moon!

Zuko: huh?

Ozai: go!

(Zuko finds the Gaang)

Zuko: Can you guys help me plan a wedding??? I wanna marry the moon!

Gaang:

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Katara: Aang??? What are you doing?

Aang: I'm playing truth or dare!

Katara: By yourself?

Aang: WHAT!?? I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!

Katara: Whatever!

(Katara walks away)

Aang: DAMN IT! SOKKA!

Sokka: What!

Aang: I thought you said if I played by myself, Katara would feel sorry for me, and play truth or dare with me!

Sokka: It didn't work?

Aang: No!

Sokka: O well (Walks off)

Aang: Ok, Truth or Dare, I pick Dare!?? I dare me to go act like a vampire and suck Katara's blood!

(Aang finds Zuko sucking Katara's blood)

Aang: OMG! WHAT R U GUYS DOING?

Katara: Well, I found Zuko playing truth or dare by himself, so I decided to play with him!

Aang: GRRRRRR!

Aang: Man this is so unfair!!

Toph: What is?

Aang: Look at it!??I've been trying to get Katara for two seasons and yet??I get ziltch.??All the while Sokka is bringing the??ladies. Even Zuko has gotten more loving then me. I'm The Avatar for goodness sake, what??could they possibly??have that I don't?

Toph: Hair?

On the set of ATLA:

Nick Exec: OK guys,??today we'll be rehearsing for the LIVE TV Season 3 finale. Katara and Aang are in a prison inside the Fire Nation, ready to profess their feelings for each other.

Katara: But, we haven't even read the script.

Nick Exec: Don't worry, just read off this screen right here. It'll tell you what to say.

Aang: Whatever...

(Katara and Aang are in the prison, final epi of Season 3, both are reading off the giant screen)

Aang: Katara, there's something I need to tell you.

Katara: Yes, Aang.

Aang: I like you a lot.

Katara: I like you too Aang.

Aang: Okay, so now that that's done, how the heck are we going to get out of here?

Katara: I don't know...HEY, THAT'S IT. WHERE'S THE BIG KISS!

Nick Exec: Well, we're trying to keep this on a G level for our 6-11 year old demographic.

Aang: Oh, okay (grinning)...

(Live TV Season 3 Finale)

Aang: Katara, there's something I need to tell you.

Katara: Yes, Aang.

Aang: I love you Katara. You are my life, my soul, my world and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Nick Exec: What's he doing!

Katara: Oh, Aang.

(The two kiss passionately in the prison cell.)

??Nick Exec: OMG PG-13! PG-13! CENSOr, CenSOR. CUt THe Broadcast.

All TV Screens go blank at home.

Katara: Wow, Nick really does hate us...

(Katara is in Aang's trailer, Zuko is outside)

Aang: Wow Katara, you're really good at this!

Katara: Thank's, every boy thinks I'm good at this!

Aang: No wait!?? You're not suppose to go down there yet!

Katara: Why not!

Aang: Because you just started, go back up!

Zuko (whispers): wtf?

Aang: O yea, Katara, now you can go down!??

Katara: I rock don't I?

(Zuko bursts in!)

Zuko: What are you two doing?

Aang: What??? I'm showing Katara how to play God Of War 2!?? She's really good!

Cave of two lovers: The Hippie Song

Two Lovers,

Hippie:Two Lovers, Forbiden from one another,A??war divides their pimples.And a fart divides them apart,Using secret farts to meet togheter....

Director: No, no. Its Secret tunnels not secret farts.... and people not pimples.

Hippie: But those words make it better

Director: Just say your lines!

Hippie: Five lovers... that kick @ss?

Director: OMG! Its two lovers not FIVE! AND WHERE DOES THE KICK @SS PARTS COME IN??

Hippie: How should I know... I'm a hippie I do't kow how to read.

Director: Thats it! Your fired!

Hippie: I'm going to Burger King... (walks away)

Director: Give Mo Mo the guitar!

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A bunch of Earth Kingdom soldiers are on a ship with Katara and Aang. It is their wedding day, 10 years in the future.

Aang: Oh, I'm so excited, Katara. Finally, the day has come.

Katara: I know Aang, and this ring you bended me out of stone is just gorgeous.

Aang: And Kuzon here is my best man. Who's the Maid of Honor?

??Katara: Oh Toph is-Whoah what was that!

Aang: I don't know. I'm going to go check it out.

Aang goes to the deck to see a ship throwing cannonballs at the boat he's on. He creates a tidal wave and sinks them, but they just keep on coming back. Now matter how he kills them, a ghost ship appears.

Katara: Aang, what's wrong!

Aang: It's the Zutara. It just won't give up, will it?

*PS, I'm a kataanger, but I also respect zutarians.

This is based off DMClover's style of writing.

??Katara and Aang are in a forest. Ozai's Angels hear them and start to approach them. They see trees start shaking and bushes moving:

Katara: OH Aang, is this good enough for you?

Aang: Yeah, but you need to put more effort into it. Really feel the motion in your arms and lower body.

Katara: I'm trying Aang. Is this not good enough for the Avatar?

Trees are??uprooted and bushes go flying.

Aang: OH THAT WAS PERFECT!!!

Azula: OMG GIrls. RUn for your lives. Aang's a??beast.

They all run screaming.

Aang: Wow Katara, your plantbending really has improved.