Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
Dressed as waiters, Aang and Sokka sneek past the guards of the palace.
Sokka: I've got to admit, this was a good idea.
Aang: When are you going to learn that all my ideas are good ideas.
Sokka: That's funny because from where I'm standing, setting off the flare in that firenation ship, almost getting us arrested in Omashu, getting caught by those archers when you were out getting frogs, making us go to that firenation festival, lying to us about the letter for Bato and revealing yourself to those crazy girls who are now chasing us??were all very bad ideas.
Aang: Well sure anything sounds bad with that attitude.
Heres a lame one.
Aang and Sokka were visiting a mall. They were now over 20 years old. They had never seen technology before after living in the water tribe??and air temple.??They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. Aang asked Sokka, "What is this, Sokka?"??Sokka [never having seen an elevator] responded "Aang, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While??Aang and Sokka were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and??Aang and sokka??watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. Sokka??said to Aang, "Aang,go get Suki??."
ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Dressed as waiters, Aang and Sokka sneek past the guards of the palace. Sokka: I've got to admit, this was a good idea. Aang: When are you going to learn that all my ideas are good ideas. Sokka: That's funny because from where I'm standing, setting off the flare in that firenation ship, almost getting us arrested in Omashu, getting caught by those archers when you were out getting frogs, making us go to that firenation festival, lying to us about the letter for Bato and revealing yourself to those crazy girls who are now chasing us??were all very bad ideas. Aang: Well sure anything sounds bad with that attitude. |
lol, seems like Sokka's always hating on Aang lol!
(Cosmo and Wanda from The Fairly Odd Parents are included here)
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo...
Wanda: And I'm Wanda...
Cosmo and Wanda: AND WE'RE...YOU FAIRY GOD PARENT!
Aang: Wtf?
Wanda: We were assigned to you, because you are the most miserable kid on Earth!
Aang: Gee, thanks!
Cosmo: Come on, cheer up baldy!
Aang: Calling me baldy is suppose to cheer me up?
Cosmo: Noo!
Wanda: What's wrong champ??? Wanna make a wish!
Aang: Can you make Katara love me?
Cosmo and Wanda: No!
Aang: You suck! What kinda Fairy God Parents are you?
(Katara walks in)
Katara: Hey Aang, what are those?
Aang: My farty god parents!
Cosmo: HEY! I don't fart all the time!
Wanda: Aww man, we forgot to tell him to keep us secret!?? Looks like we're outta a job again!
Cosmo: Thanks alot baldy!
(Cosmo and Wanda disappear)
Aang: W/e!
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I was just bored, so it sucks!
Nobodies posting, so I'll just keep on posting.
A stranger was seated next to Aang??on the plane when the stranger turned to??Aang and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Aang , who had been reading a book??on the secrets of the avatar state, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Aang. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "An ostrichhorsh, a flying bison, and an antelope??all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet an antelope??excretes little pellets, while a??flying bison??turns out a flat patty, and a ostrichhorse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Aang, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
newworldman11 wrote: |
Nobodies posting, so I'll just keep on posting. A stranger was seated next to Aang??on the plane when the stranger turned to??Aang and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." |
lol
Aang was in a taxi and??tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"??Aang apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
Sadly, I am addicted to stupid jokes and must post more.
Sokka, Aang, and Zuko had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So they go over to the pool. Aang, who is??a vegetarian and also a weirdo, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The Zuko was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. Then Sokka??jumps, when a bird??sh*ts on his head, and he yells "Oh sh*t!"
newworldman11 wrote: |
Sadly, I am addicted to stupid jokes and must post more. Sokka, Aang, and Zuko had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in." So they go over to the pool. Aang, who is??a vegetarian and also a weirdo, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The Zuko was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. Then Sokka??jumps, when a bird??sh*ts on his head, and he yells "Oh sh*t!" |
lol
I would have thought Aang would've yelled Katara, and fell in a pool of Katara's!?? he would so love that!
Okay, the last one.
Iroh says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks Iroh.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved, Iroh??says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
Oh, and Thanks!
newworldman11 wrote: |
Okay, the last one. Iroh says, "Give me the bad news first!" Oh, and Thanks! |
I'm back! After about... 20 minutes. Heres a pretty gory and long one.
Aang a Zuko??meet up in a bar.??Aang asks, "Did your hear the news -??Sokka is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."
"What a horrible way to die!"
"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."
"What a way to go, that's terrible!"
"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."
"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"
"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."
"Man, what a way to go!"
"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."
"Now that is one awful way to go!"
"No no, he survived that..."
"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"
"I shot him!"
"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"
"He was wrecking my house."
Zuko 412 poseted a hilarous Avatar video on You tube here earlier. Here's two more I found, you've got to watch them while you can. The voices are great.
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Avatar TV:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE41IC0Q1Ms
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Avatar: The Malevolent Evil of Demonic Doom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WER2GNFcuMU
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^ lol that was great
??Sokka: Tonight we dine in hell!!!
Kid: Do they have happy meals?
Sokka: NO THEY DO NOT HAVE HAPPY MEALS!!!
Katara: You know what guys??? I think I want some Sugared Honey Iced Tea!
Gaang:
Iroh: I love tea, but not like that!
Katara: What, it's sugared, it's honeyed, and it's iced!?? It's really tasty!
Aang: uhh, Katara...
Katara: Hey look, an Iced Tea stand, I think I'll go ask for some!
Sokka: Wait no...
Katara: Hi! Can I have one Sugared Honey Iced Tea please?
(The man at the stand hands her something)
Katara: eww,??I didn't ask for mushy chocolate!
(Sokka and Aang hit their heads)
OH MY GOD!!!!!! that was hilarious. I think avatar is sorta corny so that was great thanks for the pick me up