AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

Mr. Krabs takes the gang to Japan, and Sandy goes on and on about how she is great at Karate and wrestling. So Mr. Krabs makes everyone put on fat suits and makes them compete against each other! It's SpongeBob vs. Sandy and Squidward vs. Patrick. Sandy feels sorry for SpongeBob's supposed weaknesses, so Sandy goes easy on him, only for SpongeBob to be playing hard and defeating her. Patrick defeats Squidward within 15 seconds. Since Squidward and Sandy lost, they have to dress up as Japanese fans- with the pink hair and the school uniforms- you know... Anyway, meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick have to climb up a mountain to find a hidden temple, only to find that they have been abducted by ninjas. When Mr. Krabs starts to get worried, he sends Sandy and Squidward up, only to find that SpongeBob, Patrick and the ninjas are having an amazing dance party. Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick to get down, and Mr. Krabs awards SpongeBob and Patrick a dance party WITH ALL THE NINJAS in the jumbo jet! At the end, Squidward thinks of a plan to leave SpongeBob in the next country they go to.

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 5!

81. Team Galidor
82. Team MermaidMan Vs. Team Galidor (Part 1)
83. The Dark Knight (Part 2)
84. Robo Invasion
85. Destiny Battle (Part 1)
86. Revived Terror- Fish God Krogall (Part 2)
87. Be Born, Nova Star Mermozaur! (Part 3)
88. Getting Back To The Game
89. The Ancient Land (Part 1)
90. Aqua Spike Dragon, Burning Through the Soul! (Part 2)
91. Spongebob and Patrick Vs. Mizzak (Part 1)
92. Spongarillo, Bursting From the Ground! (Part 2)
93. The Underwater Space Company
94. Portal of Mystery
95. Revenge of Death
96. The Final Showdown (Part 1)

97. The Final Showdown (Part 2) : Plot : Cyroge starts to attack Mrs. Magic's Wall of Monsters, but it has no effect. Cragan growls. Mrs. Magic orders the Wall of Monsters to attack Cyroge, and they start attacking it all at the same time. It manages to get blasted down to 2400 attack points. It starts growling and steaming. Cragan plays down Eartharang. It is a big Stone like Bear creature with 800 attack points. He says its special effect allows it to destroy a monster of his choice. He then chooses it to destroy Helping Hander! It jumps up and destroys it with its stone claws. The Wall of Monsters is broken now and they all get seperated. Mrs. Magic says," No!" She is down to 3800 points. It is her turn. She plays down Magic Blast Lizard (Her Hero form)! It roars and has 3600 attack points. She orders it to destroy his Eartharang and it jumps up and lands down near it, kicking it in the stomach. Earthang loses a few attack points. But it then uses Giga Punch at it! Eartharang has a special thing which lets it get prepared for attacks and take less damage. It is Cragan's turn. He orders Cyroge to attack Magic Blast Lizard, but they collide together and Magic Blast Lizard negates the attack. Mrs. Magic orders it to use Magic Blast at Eartharang and it does. It has 34 attack points left. She plays a trap disc known as Fall and Summon. With a withdraw of a few points, she can destroy the opponent's monster and revive one of hers. Eartharang disappears into the ground and is destroyed, bringing Cragan down to 2600 points. She revives Helping Hander and the Wall is returned. However, she uses the gang to connect Magic Blast Lizard, which boosts its points and absorbs them all! It has 4800 points now.

With all of the combined power, she orders it to attack Cyroge. It hisses and gives a huge Flame punch at Cyroge, bringing it down to 2300 points. It is burned! Cragan orders Cyroge to attack Magic Blast Lizard, but it can't due to its burn! It growls to the ground. Cragan, however plays The Spell Disc Heal, which cures any effect. It cures Cyroge. She then drives a bit faster and orders Magic Blast Lizard to attack again, and launches a Magic Blast at Cyroge and its core is damaged. It starts to spark alot. It roars and starts turning red. Mrs. Magic says," What is going on?" Cragan says," Its special effect. Rage. If it is damaged or hurt badly, it attacks the opponent alot of times." It glows red and roars. It starts to scratch Magic Blast Lizard and destroys it! She is down to 1200 points now. Cyroge then stomps the ground, bringing her down to 600 points! It roars again and ends its rage. She speeds up and imagines she is a blank room again. She says," Where am I?" Just then, Rone appears. He says," Mrs. Magic, it is time you recieved your Ultimate Hero Form, which is also the last one." He beams a beam into her soul and Magic Blast Lizard growls and grows. She is back on her bike and a disc glows on the top of deck. It is called Magestic Star. She then destroys Wand Whacker and she summons Magic Blast Lizard from her graveyard due to its special effect. She puts the Spell Disc under magic Blast Lizard and a new Monster appears! Cragan says," No!" It turns into Magestic Star Lizard! It is a giant purple lizard with star like claws and space like stars on it. Spike Stars grow from its back. MermaidMan says," Yes! She got it!" She orders it to attack Cyroge and they collide again, and it tears open Cyroge's core and the parts get seperated! Cragan gasps and nearly faints. Cragan plays down another Eartharang! It is about to launch a huge hyper beam at Magestic Star Lizard (Which has 4560 attack points btw) but she orders her wall of monsters to block it. The huge beam rams into the wall and destroys them all. She is down to 50 points! She then orders Magestic Star Lizard to attack Eartharang and it destroyed. Cragan is down to 300 points. Cragan gets mad and his bike starts to shake.

Cragan doesn't know what to do and skips his turn. Dagan says," What?!" Kreko says the same thing, but in a mad way. Mrs. Magic orders her new Beast to finish Cragan off since the other parts of Cyroge can't do anything. It launches a huge beam at him and he smiles at her. He says,"..Thank You.." A huge explosion occurs and Cragan is finished. He starts shaking and Tags Dagan at the pitstop. Mrs. Magic is very happy and Blue Arrow says," Yeah!" Cragan is in the pitstop, shaking. Kreko says," Why did you do that?" Cragan says," I am tired of what your doing to our group..good-bye Kreko.." He disappears in a portal like how Mizzak died and the portal closes up. Kreko says," Noo! Please, come back.." Dagan sighs and gets on his black and red bike. Mrs. Magic and Dagan continue the race. Meanwhile, a green tube lights up on Rone.

To Be Continued..

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Character Debuts: Magestic Star Lizard (Final Ultimate Hero Form)
Cragan is now gone.

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 5!

81. Team Galidor
82. Team MermaidMan Vs. Team Galidor (Part 1)
83. The Dark Knight (Part 2)
84. Robo Invasion
85. Destiny Battle (Part 1)
86. Revived Terror- Fish God Krogall (Part 2)
87. Be Born, Nova Star Mermozaur! (Part 3)
88. Getting Back To The Game
89. The Ancient Land (Part 1)
90. Aqua Spike Dragon, Burning Through the Soul! (Part 2)
91. Spongebob and Patrick Vs. Mizzak (Part 1)
92. Spongarillo, Bursting From the Ground! (Part 2)
93. The Underwater Space Company
94. Portal of Mystery
95. Revenge of Death

96. The Final Showdown (Part 1) : Opening: In the opening, The Kelp Thing trys to steal some vechiles from the Sea-Con! MermaidMan stops him in his tracks and punches him down. Sea Master appears claps his head. He says," Oww! That hurt you fool!" Sea Master says," Bah, I don't care!" He gives him a whooper of a punch and he goes flying into a boat and smashing into a building. MermaidMan's mouth drops. Sea Master says," That is the real way you fight someone!"

Plot: While we took a bit of a break, Team MermaidMan has been fighting teams in the Sea-Con (Of course, since I am lazy, I won't go over them). They recently defeated Team Spike and are now Moving on toward the finals. The Remaining 4 Teams are : Team MermaidMan, Team Eternal (Fish Gods), Team Illusion and Team Rage. The Host says," Alright folks, The Sea-Con is back to a good start! The next Match is..Team MermaidMan Vs. Team Eternal!" MermaidMan, Mrs. Magic, and Blue Arrow all gasp. Blue Arrow says," Those are the Fish Gods.." We then see The Fish Gods appear. Kreko, Cragan, and Dagan. However, everyone else doesn't know Team Eternal is the Fish Gods. Mrs. Magic says," We really need to be ready." They set up their pitstops. The Fish Gods appear on the other side, laughing. The Host says," Ok folks! Instead of challenges, they will all be races! Yep! Use a car or a bike. Why You may ask? Because, this is the finals." Mrs. Magic says," Oh Great. Sigh, I'll go first.." MermaidMan says," No!" Mrs. Magic says," It's alright, I have a plan.." Blue Arrow says," I hope you know what you are doing." Mrs. Magic hops on her Pink Bike. Cragan is her opponent. Kreko says," Don't let us down.." The Host says," The Last Member standing of their Team Wins! Circle around and around until someone is defeated. Then they get tagged and so on for the last person. If The team defeats all their members, they win! Simple as that! But more difficult. Ready, Set, Go!"

Cragan is on some white, brown, and green vechile. It has 4 wheels and is somewhat small. He inserts his Battle Disc and they start. Cragan says," Hello there missy.." They circle around the road 1 time and begin the duel! His battle disc comes out of his cloak and is attached on some rings. Cragan plays down Golem King. It has 3400 attack points. It's Mrs. Magic's turn. She plays down Dark Witch. It has 300 attack points. But she then plays Helping Hander. It is a monster with 2 big white glove hands. She then plays down Light Wizard. All 3 Hold hands and they gain 1500 attack points, making them more stronger. She then plays down 2 face down disc and ends her turn. Cragan orders Golem King to attack the 3 monsters, but it fails due to their high defense wall. Mrs. Magic explains," You need a really powerful monster to get by those 3." She then says," Unless I add more!" She activates her Face down disc which is a Spell Disc. It allows her to summon 2 monsters. She picks Potion Caster and Wand Whacker. She orders them to join the gang, making 5 monsters. That boosts their attack points even more. She orders them all to attack, and they launch a huge power blast at Golem King, which destroys it. Cragan is then brought down to 3400 points. He starts getting mad. Dagan says," Summon Cyroge dude. That is your only way of getting through that wall." Cragan laughs. He then plays down Cyroge Attack 3. Just then, a giant Green Spear Fin appears. He also plays down Cyroge Defense 4, which is a Giant Green Fin which little shields on it. He ends his turn. Mrs. Magic activates her Trap Disc, which is Poison Spikes. She says," Once this trap is activated, I can poison one of your monsters for 3 turns!" The soikes attack Cyroge Attack 3, which drains its energy. She orders her wall of monsters to attack, but Cragan says," Stop! Cyroge Defense 4 has a special effect! It can negate attacks if something happens to Cyroge Defense 3 such as if it is Poisoned!" It negates the Huge Mystic Beam. He then plays down Cyroge Carrier 5, which is a pair of 2 green giant legs. He then plays down Cyroge Top 1, which is its giant head. And to top it off, he manages to summon The Core, which is Cyroge Core 2! It is a large green giant with a green crystal floating in its core. It roars and has 2500 attack points due to the Poison spikes on its Attack arm.

Mrs. Magic gasps. Cragan then says," It's not over yet! If all parts of Cyroge are summoned, any effects done to it are undone!" The Poison spikes go away and it goes back to 4500 attack points. He then orders it to attack the Wall of Monsters! Mrs. Magic holds onto her bike tight and starts steering off course a bit. Cyroge then moves its Attack fin at the Wall..

To Be Continued..

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

This is The 1rst part of the 5 Parter Finale.
The Fish Gods are in the Sea-Con under the name Team Eternal.
Character Debuts: Team Spike, Team Illusion, and Team Rage.

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AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

Mr. Krabs announces that the gang is heading to ITALY for their next challenge! Sandy thinks that it's romantic, and that she might be able to get a sightseeing date with SpongeBob. But not on Mr. Krabs' watch! He announces that SpongeBob and Patrick will be playing soccer against Squidward and Sandy. But when the handsome referee, Joseph, comes by and starts to flirt with Sandy, it gets her distracted. And a 2 on 1 game isn't so fair- especially since Sandy is AMAZING at soccer and Squidward isn't! So as SpongeBob and Patrick win, Squidward wants to yell at Sandy- only to find that Joseph and Sandy are hitting it off on a sightseeing date! Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are forced into the final round of the challenge, which requires them to make pizzas. The person who makes the best pizza wins a reward. SpongeBob thinks that because he is a "cooking genius," he will win the challenge. But Patrick is fed up with SpongeBob bragging about his cooking skills, so Patrick switches the pizzas and gives SpongeBob's pizza to Mr. Krabs, passing it off as his own. Patrick wins the challenge, but loses his friendship with SpongeBob after Mr. Krabs says, "Patrick, you've been doing a superb job- you might inherit the Krusty Krab!" Will SpongeBob fix his friendship with Patrick? Will Squidward find anything else to do besides looking at art museums? Will Sandy and Joseph start dating? Find out- NEXT TIME on AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

PATRICK'S WORLD

Season 1:

Pink About It/Upgraded Star

Pink About It:Patrick has a situation. He is having trouble trying to get his thoughts working. While he tries to keep his thoughts organized, he gets out of whack!

Upgraded Star: Patrick is sad because he doesn't live a life of luxury. One day, he watches TV. He sees a commercial to get free money just by dialing this phone number (111-111-MONEY). He dials the number and gets the money the next day. Once he has his money, he can spend it freely! But the question is... how will he spend it?

PATRICK'S WORLD

Season 1:

Pink About It/Upgraded Star

What's The Point?/Rock 'n' Roll

What's The Point?Patrick does not know anything about the world, so he tries to go to college. He later finds the work too overwhelming, so he freaks out and doesn't get what's up with learning.

Rock 'n' Roll: Patrick is tired living in Bikini Bottom. He doesn't want to go without saying bye to his friends, so he throws a going away party. He invites all his friends. They all have a blast. Then, the party is over. Spongebob doesn't want him to go, so he suggests living with him. They both move to Sandy Bottom, happily ever after.

Love the idea, tvfan95!

Though I'd rather create my own season for Spongebob Squarepants, I will try to create a spin-off for the series!

I don't think this idea was taken, but I couldn't scroll through all 200+ pages! So any ways, it's about:

Patrick: The Star

No, I'm not trying to "state the obvious", it's a pun. Here's the plot:

Patrick has left Bikini Bottom to go to Star Town, where his parents, former best friends Peter and Petra (brother and sister), and a lot of other starfishes live. Patrick's parents suggest he gets a job, and upon searching, he sees an audition opening for a series, and gets the part of the starfish detective who solves some of Star Town's biggest and hardest-to-crack crimes.

How he leaves Spongebob Squarepants:

Patrick makes his final appearance as a main character in the special half-hour episode, "Best Friend-less", when Patrick goes through a photo album of him and Spongebob having fun, he sees a picture of Peter and Petra and him, as little kids playing. He realises he misses his old home, family, and friends and says he has to go back for a while because he's homesick. Though Squidward is delighted at the fact Patrick is leaving, he feels sympathy towards Spongebob after seeing how upset he was (much like in the first Christmas Special, when Santa didn't show up), so he organises a small farewell party for Patrick. Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Larry, and other recurring characters come to bid farewell to Patrick. For the rest of the season, Patrick appears time to time to visit Spongebob, but doesn't appear in most episodes.

Season 1, episode 1

Patrick finally returns to his parent's home in "Star Town", and in "The Star Within", Patrick discovers he has a hidden talent in the acting department. Could he become a "super-star"?

Patrick: The Star

Main Characters:

Patrick Star: The head character, dumb but good at acting!

Dad and Mum: The proud parents of Patrick!

Peter Fish: One of Patrick's childhood best friends

Petra Fish: Sister of Peter and also a good friend of Patrick's

Recurring Characters:

Mr. Pascal: The director of Patrick's hit TV series, Detective Star

Phoebe Pink: Patrick's make up artist, who has a crush on Patrick, but only for his money

Season 1, episode 1: "Star Town", "The Star Within".

In the Spongebob Squarepants episode, "Best Friend-less", Spongebob and Patrick look through a photo-album of Patrick and Spongebob, which Spongebob found in his home. Passing by the pictures, Patrick sees a photo of him, Peter and Petra, his ex-best friends from Star Town, the land of the starfish. For the rest of the day, Patrick feels home sick, and the next day he packs his bags and puts his rock up for sale, and tells his friends he's leaving for a little while. Though Spongebob reacts less then happy, he understands and lets his friend go without an argument.

-JUMP TO STAR TOWN-

It's the first episode of Patrick: The Star.

The red, submarine-looking bus that has been seen so many times in Spongebob Squarepants, arrives in an unusual town. Pink flowers, pink buildings, and of course many houses - or should I say rocks. Patrick stumbles upon his parent's home, it's heavily recognisable as it's the only house in the neighbourhood to have such a simple, small and non-grand appearance. Knocking on the door - ehr.. rock, and Herb and Margie Star, Patrick's parents, answer the door. "Patrick! You made it!", "I sure did!.. and I didn't even get lost this time" replied Patrick with a sadistic yet harmless voice. After a quick hug, Herb says "You're just in time for dinner. We've made your favourite!", Margie jumps in "Peanut canned soup". Patrick expresses his happiness with a "Oh boy!" and a big goofy smile showing his crooked teeth. After having dinner, and a short chat about why Patrick came in the first place, Patrick can't wait to talk to his old best friends, Peter and Petra Fish, the neighbours he used to play with. After an emotional but very goofy starfish-like reunion, ending with a spit-high five, Peter and Petra offer to show Patrick some of the new thing in town that Patrick has missed ever since leaving. "We must catch up on all the fun we've missed!", said Petra, and Patrick and peter both reply with a "Yeah!" and then the group-crazy starfish laugh we've heard many time before. After doing all the fun things they used to do, in a 1 minute hilarious package that passes by with fun music, the end of the day dawns and dusk takes over, as Patrick goes to his room happy and smiling. Then Patrick suddenly realised, "I wish Spongebob were here to see this!", but was quickly saddened and said "Spongebob..?" with deep eyes, and a sad face. "That's okay, I'll call him right now and tell him about my great day!". As he called Spongebob, he was shocked to hear Spongebob's new answering machine. "Yello! You've reached the Squarepants residence, I'm probably having too much fun playing with Sandy, annoying Squidward, or working at the Krusty Krab that I can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message after the beep!", and then, in an unusual squeaky voice, "BEEP!" says Spongebob. "Oh no! Spongebob's forgotten about me!", fears Patrick. "I'll show him! I'll just change my answering machine too!". As he clicks the "Reset" button to reset his machine message, he pauses to think of what to say, and goes into his usual dumb face and makes the "aaaaaaaaaaaaaah" sound with saliva falling of his chin, and the top of his head dangling. His parents walk in, breaking the phase. "Patrick!, time for bed sweetie! Turn out the lights!" said Margie, "You've got to get up early tomorrow, we're gonna go jelly-fishing!" added Herb. Realising this was his and Spongebob's favourite hobby, he squealed in a low voice "Jelly-fishing?". "Goodnight, son" said Patrick's parents as they turned off the lights.

End of part 1. Part 2 tomorrow

Yes, I assume crossovers are allowed.

AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

When Mr. Krabs takes everyone to Hollywood, Mr. Krabs announces that part of being a good boss is knowing how to entertain people- so he tells SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick and Squidward to each make a movie. Squidward, a big fan of the arts, hires Leonardo Di CARPio to be the actor in his film, about a washed-up artist who goes back to his grandmother's house in Brooklyn. SpongeBob, on the other hand, makes a kids' movie called "The Little Clam That Could." Patrick, on the other hand, just films himself falling off cliffs. SpongeBob thinks that that idea is horrible, and suggests something else to Patrick. This offends Patrick, and they get into big competition with each other. Meanwhile, Sandy wants to impress Mr. Krabs, so she makes a film called "Krabs: The Story Of An Entrepreneur." When everyone is done, Mr. Krabs invites everyone to an ampitheatre to show off their films, and to give the prize for the best film. After Squidward, Patrick and Sandy's films turn out to be terrible, Mr. Krabs give the "Best Picture" prize to SpongeBob. But Mr. Krabs has another surprise in store: PEARL! He announces that Pearl is joining the competition! Now, she will also compete for the grand prize of owning the Krusty Krab! Tune in next time!

NEXT TIME, on Around The World In 24 Episodes...

In the deep south Pacific... A new surprise... Some will be winners... Some will be losers... and someone may not come back!

My New show is gonna be called HouseLives. It's about 11 spongebob characters and 11 new characters live in a house together and vote someone off each week.

Please tell me if you think this is a good idea because I haveaback up show

On this website, I'm intending to send this show off with a BANG as I finish up with the second part of my latest episode! "Welcome 2 the Jungle." / After Sniz has driven out of sight, Spongebob asks: "So now what do we do?" Sandy says: "I don't have any tools on me, so we will just have to walk." Norbert says: "But where?! There are like 3 dozen possible ways we could go! How do we know which way is the safest?!" Haggis says: "Hold on, fellow contestants! According to my GPS, there are 2 safe paths that both lead to the trailers at the Nickelodeon Studios. One is marked with red arrows, and the other is marked with green arrows." Rocko says: "I guess they're supposed to represent our team emblem colors because our boom symbol is green and your network symbol is red." Treeflower says: "So we will take the RIGHT path." Rancid says: "But in your case, right is wrong! We are going left and we will reach our trailers BEFORE you!" Ren says: "You are an EEDIOT if you think you can beat us! I can't wait to wipe that smug smile off your face!" Larry says: "Than you can just keep waiting, forever! I don't plan on our team losing while all of YOU suffer some horrible fate out in this dangerous wilderness! Unless a certain LADY squirrel wants to come with me! You'll have a good chance to admire my PERFECTLY chiseled, 100% insured, valuable, tough, strong, gorgeous body!" Sandy says: "Dream ON, Tiny Tim! I don't follow any EX boyfriend of mine! You're just a chauvinistic jerk who truly cares only about yourself! Your charms didn't work on me on the beach, and they won't work for you here either!" Patrick giggles: "Tiny Tim, that's clever!" Sandy says: "I said that to humiliate and demean Larry. It's a self-esteem reducing technique girls use on their FORMER self-deluded boyfriends who can't get a clue!" Larry menacingly whispers so Sandy can't hear: "We'll SEE who doesn't have a clue when I get through with your yellow sponge! You WILL be BEGGING for my help before the day is out!" Craig says: "What was THAT, Larry?!" Larry says out loud: "Absolutely nothing, now move out!" And the two teams go off on their separate directions, except for Patrick who decides to follow Pearl. Stinky asks: "I wonder what kind of head-hunter would make a living out in the Florida swamp?" Otto says: "Oh, PLEASE! Sniz was just LYING to us! There IS no such thing as a Florida head-hunter!" But as the Boom Vets walk past a shady grove with a bunch of animal eyes peering out, a BIG, dark shadow with red eyes appears from behind a tree, and looks menacingly at them! /

(Confessional) General Barracuda mocks Otto Rocket: "No such thing as a Florida head-hunter. (Seriously) That Rocket boy is a fool! And I pity the fool, who thinks that my power and strength isn't real! I'm going to get my ULTIMATE revenge on Spongebob and all his STUPID friends! The world WILL learn to fear me, as I systematically pick all of those losers off one by one. And when I have them all, I will force Sniz to watch in horror as I LITERALLY chop off their heads, and Sniz will be FORCED to give ME the $500,000 if he doesn't want to share the same fate! Best part of all, I've got the best disguise in the world! (Puts on a Dark Lazer costume with a helmet, and speaks with an altered voice.) None of those contestants are EVER going to know what hit them!" (End confessional) Ren mutters and complains: "Marshes, palm trees, swamps, bogs, stupid insects, everything in this stupid swamp looks the SAME!!!! This is the most MISERABLE day of my ENTIRE LIFE!!!!" Susie says: "Calm down, Ren. You won't accomplish anything by getting angry." Ren yells: "I am the PICTURE of calmness! Can you not SEE the calmness emanating from my FACE?!!!" Stimpy shouts: "That's enough!!!!" And all of his fellow team-mates gasp in shock! Reggie asks: "Did Stimpy just SHOUT at Ren?!" Stimpy sternly says: "Ren, we need to have a TALK, now!" And Stimpy grabs Ren by the ear and drags him into a glade. Ren shouts: "Ow, my ear! Ow, my ear! OW, MY EAR!!!!" And Stimpy deposits Ren onto a log. Ren yells: "What was that for?!" Stimpy firmly says: "You've been acting completely irrational today! It's not good for team spirit! I don't know what your problem is but get over it! If you want to have any chance of winning, then everybody HAS to get along together!" Ren shouts: "I don't HAVE a problem, and I am NOT acting irrationally! WHY CAN'T YOU GET OFF MY CASE?!!!" Stinky says: "Ren, Stimpy has your best interests at heart. The least you can do is give Stimpy the chance to help you!" Ren screams: "I don't need HELPING!!!! I'm not some sad, pathetic loser like everyone thinks I am! I AM capable of great things, I'm capable of winning this stupid game! I'm capable of eliminating everyone who tries to mess with me, and you are on THIN ICE, Stimpy!" Stimpy firmly says: "Your words mean nothing to me. I know you can't actually harm me, your conscience won't let you." Ren says: "And are you going to STOP ME?!!! You're going to do NOTHING! You're not capable of physical harm, especially on me! You said it yourself! You don't have a mean bone in your entire body!!!!" And Stimpy does the unthinkable, and POUNDS Ren square in the face, knocking out one of his teeth! Ren screams: "AHHH!!!!" And Ren hits the ground hard! Stimpy shouts: "Oh no! What have I done?!" Stinky says: "He brought that punch on himself!" Stimpy says: "I never WANTED to hit anybody, especially Ren! But, it was as though I was possessed by something! I couldn't stop!" /

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "It's official. Today is the WORST day of my entire life! After everything Ren has ever done for me, how do I repay him? I punch him square in the face!" Stinky says: "But he deserved it!" Stimpy says: "But not from me! I was only trying to be kind in helping him get rid of his anger, and instead I did the opposite! So I guess maybe I DO have maybe one mean bone in my body, but probably just one of those tiny bones inside of my ear." Stinky says: "Let's call it your cut-throat cochlea." Stimpy says: "That is good, that IS good! I got to remember that one!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "It's all my fault, Ren! I promised we wouldn't get into a fight, and not only did we battle with words, I hurt you with my hand! I've inflicted pain both on you AND on myself!" Ren gets up and cries: "Stimpy, I'm SORRY!!!!" Stimpy says: "Why are YOU sorry? I'm the one who hit you!" Ren says: "No, you were right! I wasn't calm, I was completely irrational, I do need helping, and I DO have a problem!" Stimpy says: "What kind of problem?" Ren says: "All of my life, my emotions always swing wildly from one extreme end to another. I do therapy, but it keeps popping up! When my emotions swing, its almost like I become a completely different dog and I can't control myself! I'm sorry you had to hit me for me to see how much pain I'm in!" Stinky says: "Wow. Ren really IS hung up on his emotions. I'm sorry I doubted you, Dad." Stimpy says: "It's alright, son. Listen Ren, I'm not a doctor but I've played Doctor Stupid on TV. I want to help you with your problem, but if I'm ever to understand how I need to help you, I must first know everything about you. So, begin sharing." Ren stops crying and says: "All right. I was born in a place called Spumco." / Meanwhile, the Network Noobs are keeping a close eye out for their red arrows. Larry says: "Who does Sandy think she IS?! That girl is rejecting the WRONG guy! Nobody says 'NO' to Larry!" Rancid says: "I hear you, buddy!" Larry says: "To think that she would dismiss me, and REJECT me, even when I am so clearly STRONGER than Spongebob!" Gerald says: "The race isn't always to the swiftest nor the battle to the strongest." Rhonda says: "But that's the way to bet!" Dog says: "Larry, maybe you should just let it go. I'm no expert on girls, but I'm pretty sure that if you hang on to the fact that Sandy doesn't want you, and you don't accept that fact, it's going to eat you up inside and the end result won't be pretty!" Pearl says: "Personally, do you want to know what I think? I think Larry is JEALOUS of Spongebob!" Larry says: "Jealous of THAT wimp?! PLEASE! Don't make me laugh! Ha, ha, ha." Patrick says: "Than what grudge have YOU got against Spongebob?" Skipper says: "Patrick?! Why are you following us?! Why don't you follow YOUR team?!" Patrick says: "Because Pearl isn't IN my team!" Marlene says: "I hear you, Skipper. If Skipper and I WERE on separate teams, I'd still make it a point to try to be with him, because I am crazy for a sharp-dressed penguin!" Skipper blushes: "Why Marlene, I had no idea you cared THAT much for me!"

(Confessional) Skipper says: "Maybe I've got Patrick all wrong. Perhaps he is just a pink sea star who wants to be with his girlfriend. I have to admit that in this game show, Marlene is sure making a lot of sense. Love sure does funny things to your senses." / Marlene says: "It's simple empathy logic. The more love I show for Skipper, the more love Skipper will have for others who are in love with each other. Skipper is already a good penguin, but I have been working on a secret love angle! I've been working with Kowalski for help in trying to get me and Skipper together. Because I will tell you one thing, it would be SO nice to have a real man like Skipper cracking oysters and playing Spanish guitar for me." (End confessional) Haggis says: "Patrick, I just want to say that if you want to be with us, you're more than welcome to tag along. Because our team could certainly use the help since Blue Arrow and Judy Funny aren't doing THEIR fair share of helping!" Rhonda asks: "Where are those two anyways?" / Back at Nickelodeon Studios, where the cast trailers are, Sniz and Fondue are having fun at the contestant's expense! Sniz says: "That Aang is such an IDIOT for ever trusting M. Night Shamalyan with HIS movie!" Fondue says: "I can't believe Aang actually bought that director's phony perfection policy!" Sniz says: "Aang sure deserved having his over-inflated ego knocked down a notch!" Than the two brothers hear a strange, sucking-like sound. Fondue says: "What in the world is THAT noise?" Sniz says: "Is our plumbing being clogged with alligators again?!" Fondue says: "Impossible! I had the best Fairy Godparents magically safe-guard our sewer system this morning! No alligator can get through!" Sniz says: "Well, we better found out what IS making that strange cacophany before we all go completely insane!" Fondue says: "It sounds like it's coming from a red trailer!" Sniz says: "Than go check it out already!" Fondue says: "Wait just a cotton-picking minute! Why do I have to go check it out?!" Sniz says: "Because YOU, my brother, happen to be expendable!" Fondue groans: "I HATE my life!" Fondue walks over to a red Network Noob trailer, he kicks the door open, expecting something vicious to pop up, but sees only Blue Arrow and Judy Funny kissing! Fondue shouts: "It's just the two romantic lovebirds on the Network team!" Sniz says: "Don't those two EVER get tired of sucking face on each other?" Fondue says: "I'm guessing that would be a no." Sniz says: "They were SUPPOSED to participate in the challenge, not catch a ride back here! Have them taken care of!" Fondue says: "The pleasure will be our Hired Hand's greatest delight!" And the disguised General Barracuda sneaks out of the jungle. He says: "I'm going to enjoy THIS pleasure! AHHH!!!! Kill! Kill, kill, KILL!!!!" And just like Rambo, General Barracuda busts into the red trailer, and shoots Blue Arrow and Judy Funny with a bunch of red paintballs before they even have a chance to react! Judy Funny dramatically says: "Light fading fast! My life is leaving this world! Why do we always hurt the ones we love?! So long, farewell, auf weidershin, goobye. Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow!" And she drops down to the ground.

(Confessional) Judy says: "I'm not one to toot my own horn, but that fake death scene was epic! It ought to win me the academy award!" / General Barracuda says: "Two down, 22 to go! Those lovebirds will have to hold on tight, bound in ropes that will force them to stick around while I catch the others!" (End confessional) / Rhonda says: "If you ask me, not having the best actress on our team OR the most qualified hero on our team to help us guard against the dangers of this swamp is pathetic! Where is their team ethic?! We have got to get our game faces on! If we don't band together, we are going to lose! Now who's with me?!" And a naturally naked monkey unexpectedly screeches and falls out of a tree into Patrick's arms! Patrick says: "Well, this is very unexpected!" Marlene says: "Wait a minute, I KNOW this monkey! He once had an act at the New York Zoo!" Skipper says: "Wait a minute, you don't mean...?" Marlene says: "It's Darwin! From The Wild Thornberries! Its such an honor to have another fellow mammal on my team!" Darwin says: "The honor is all mine, naturally." Gerald says: "Wait a minute! This monkey can talk?!" Craig says: "I don't see why THAT should surprise you. Eliza Thornberry could talk to animals, and in turn, she has taught every animal she's ever talked to the ability to speak to humans." Rhonda says: "And what about all you other animals? How did YOU learn to speak English?" Dog says: "We were just born knowing how to do it naturally!" (Confessional) Gerald says: "I like animals as much as the next guy, but it would be kind of nice for Sniz and Fondue to have a little consistency when explaining how animals can talk to us or anything else involving different rules that varies between all the different Nicktoons animated series." (End Confessional) Haggis says: "Now this is the kind of thing we need, positive reinforcements! We may not have Judy Funny or Blue Arrow here with us, but we have gained Patrick Star and Darwin. That is, if you two would care to join our efforts!" Darwin says: "Do you really mean it?" Haggis says: "Most of us may not have the game show experience the season one contestants have, but that's not going to stop us from giving it our all! I, as the democratically elected team leader, shall give you something important I learned as a wee laddie starting out on my own show. If you hear a sad song, make it better, get back to where you once belonged, let it be, because things are getting better all the time." Skipper says: "Haggis, you just referenced four Beatles songs in one sentence." Haggis says: "The point I'm trying to make is that I know all about how it looks like the odds are against us, but I'm here to tell you all to be strong, be fierce! Let's fight for immunity as though it was Boxing Day and you're fighting for the most valuable lederhosen kilt you have ever laid eyes on! SHOW NO MERCY!!!!" And everyone on the team cheers! (Confessional) Marlene says: "Okay, Haggis McHaggis may have an ugly keister, but he definitely makes for one effective speech giver! With him leading our team, we just might be able to achieve victory for ourselves yet!" (End Confessional) / I have to run now, I'll finish this another time.