Dale Sponge Season 1

5. Goon Man: Dale Sponge met a man named Goon. Goon said," Hey, let's rob that dinner!" Dale Sponge says," Sure, despite the fact I barely know you!" What Dale Sponge didn't know is that Goon was actually an FBI Agent. When they broke in, Goon yelled," DROP DOWN TO THE FLOOR DALE SPONGE! I'M AN FBI AGENT!" Dale Sponge pulled out his gun and fired at once. He escaped and fled. He knew nobody could be trusted now.

And Dale Sponge was on the loose again.

Dale Sponge Season 1

6. Gotta Shoot 'Em All: Dale Sponge bought a new gun. He decided to go on a killing rampage. Too bad he got chased by the cops later. He hijacked a boat, threw his gun at the window of the boat, causing it to crash, and eventually got a speeding ticket from another cop. "Alright, i'm getting the heck out of here!" yelled Dale as he drove away.

And Dale Sponge was on the loose again.

...After much deliberation network executives have finally renewed "Break A Leg!" for a brand spankin' new second season containing 14 episodes


Show Title: Break A Leg!

Show/Season Two Synopsis: After years of enduring pain and torment being done to his leg in Bikini Bottom, mild-mannered Fred Rechid has finally snapped and goes above and beyond to take some 'necessary' action. He sues the city for all it's worth, deeming it an unsafe environment, and does so by using whatever resources he could remember and muster up during his failing days in law school. After many months of trials and tribulations, Fred finally wins his legal battle. Using his reparation money, he moves his two sons and his new (now-ex) fiance into a luxury apartment on the upper east side of New Kelp City. After much money squandering, heartbreak, betrayal, and violence, Fred discovers the truth of Sadie's adulterous ways with some unexpected help from co-worker, Rick Star. Having just been hired as a personal secretary for the cruel Squilliam Fancyson III, Fred must go above and beyond to stabilize his family's financial situation in an unforgiving city full of wacky and unstable characters with an economy that is not so bubbling at the moment...or get hurt trying.

Main Characters: (Updated +)
Fred Rechid: (A.K.A. "My Leg!" Guy from the original series) A mild-mannered everyday man who suffers from agliophobia, other wise known as a fear of pain, most likely caused from his days of torment back in Bikini Bottom. He is very money conscious, but is not incredibly greedy like Mr. Krabs. Has two teenaged sons from a previous marriage. His first wife took off and was never seen or heard from again, leaving him to raise his two sons by himself. His fear of pain often times leaves him vulnerable in many situations and mostly causes him to get pushed around and not taken seriously by others, even his own family. He's a former office worker and janitor at Shady Shoals Retirement Home. Now has a job as a personal secretary for Squilliam Fancyson III at the law firm, "Fancyson & Sons", having to endure heart wrenching physical labor in the form of "errands" in order to test his loyalty and keep his job. He also works closely with fellow co-worker, Rick Star at times, doing his work for him much of the time. Also has to endure the wrath of a woman's scorn in the form of his ex-fiance, Sadie, who he left at the altar during the Seaon One finale. In Season Two, he faces Sadie "Future Mrs. Rechid": Another background character from the original series who has a more prominent role in this series. She is Fred's ex-fiance. They were engaged for a period of time. She was very dominant over Fred, splurged his money, and often got after him with false accusations of adultery when in reality, she was the one cheating on Fred with lifestyle guru, Larry the Lobster. She used Fred for his money which she spent lavishly to satisfy her own material needs such as plastic surgery and clothes. She was not very fond of her ex-future stepsons, but they're STILL really fond of her. *wink wink* Being left at the altar by Fred has left her bitter and embarrassed. Larry has also seemingly cut all ties with her, leaving her with no one in the end. PMSing to the max, Sadie is out for revenge in Season Two, literally bringing to light the saying, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". Her plans include hiring a hitman, forging wedding certificates, and murder/castration in that order.

Tommy Vincent Rechid: Seen previously as a background character in the original series. Fred's, now of age, oldest son who is very fond of motorcycles and leather, lots of leather. His biological mother abandoned him and his family at a young age, leading him and his younger brother to be raised up through most of their childhood and adolescence by a single parent in Fred. He seems to be the most disturbed of the two Rechid boys. He dropped out of high school and is mostly making a living off his father. Fred doesn't get after him much, or either of his boys for that matter, mostly due to his fear of Tommy and Monroe trying to inflict pain on him. Tommy shows Fred more respect than his little brother, but doesn't put it above himself to intimidate his father along with his brother to give them a 'raise in their allowances'. He joined the Booty Boppin' Boys mid-way during Season One and proved himself to be both loyal and capable of being a leader in the hour-long special "No Way On The Subway". His family are unaware of his affiliations with the gang and he hopes to make it stay that way for the time to come. This season, Tommy will have to further prove himself to both his gang and his family to hilariously disastrous results.

Monroe Timothy Rechid: Also seen as a background character in the original series. Fred's youngest son, younger than Tommy by one year. Fred considers him to be the more successful of his two boys. He's a star wide receiver for his new school's varsity team, is actually finishing up his high school education, and has scholarship offers coming from all across the ocean. His mother abandoned him at a young age, leaving him to be raised by Fred. Monroe hates his name, feeling it doesn't match up for all that he stands for. Whereas his father fears pain, Monroe takes sick pleasure in giving and receiving it, likely stemming from a past childhood experience in the original series. Literally taking the phrase "no pain, no gain" way too seriously. He is a recovering steroid junkie, having been introduced to the performance enhancing drug by his father's fiance's lover, Larry the Lobster, in order to improve his game on the field. He's been suspended from the team until further notice and thinks his chances at getting into college on a sport scholarship are out of reach, so he deals with both his emotional and physical pain by wallowing with a surprising new crowd and participating in extracurricular activities he thought he'd never find himself partaking in.

Tom Smith: (A.K.A. "Chocolate! Guy" from the original series) Fred's best friend and Tommy's godfather from Bikini Bottom who mas moved on over to New Kelp City to start a new life, seeing it as a place of opportunity. Tom previously worked as a dentist and part time bartender in Bikini Bottom. He now works as a tour bus driver in NKC, claiming to see plenty of action while on the job. He is also a violent and long-time chocoholic, going above and beyond to satisfy his 'cravings'. He is also an aspiring actor, hoping to make it big on Waterway. He too had some painful experiences during his time in Bikini Bottom. Being confined to an iron butt for quite some time caused his marriage to implode. Last season, Tom was helping Fred find a suitable and good paying job, but his help always seemed to bite Fred back in the @$$ later on. Tom also tried to come to terms with chocolate addiction. Now, he claims to have been sober during the months that the followed the first season finale, but everybody knows that old habits die hard. In Season Two, due to Fred's increasingly overbearing schedule at Fancyson & Sons, Tom steps in as a father figure to Tommy and Monroe. But will he ready to deal with the problems the two Retchid boys will find themselves in in the episodes to come?

Rick Star: (Briefly seen in the Spongebob episode "Chocolate With Nuts") Is a dim-witted, sex crazed, and somewhat questionable pink starfish who is nearly identical to Patrick except he wears a shirt instead of pants. He's a co-worker of Fred's during the latter half of season one, working as a defense attorney for Fancyson & Sons. He is also a recovering 'sugar' addict, but is seen snorting a few ounces from time to time. Is also easily distracted from a situation, likely caused by his addiction and its side effects. He serves pretty much as Fred's own version of Patrick. Rick asks for Fred's help often with his cases, most of the time making Fred doing his work for him. Rick helps bring Sadie and Larry's relationship to light at the wedding during the first season finale. In Season 2, Rick uses this to have Fred help him out with some, if not, all of his cases. Rick reintroduces Fred to the Law, lighting up an old, dead passion in Fred once again to become a lawyer.

Squilliam Fancyson III: An antagonistic character previously seen in multiple Spongebob episodes. He works with his father and grandfather at the law firm, Fancyson & Sons, but has authority over majority of his employees, who often takes the time out of his day to abuse both verbally and physically. He hires Fred as his personal secretary during the latter half of season one. He always sends Fred out to perform increasingly difficult to almost impossible errands for him, as a way to test Fred's loyalties and his apparent fear of pain. He sees potential in Fred, whom he refers to as his 'bottom b***h' because of said potential shown during the cases Fred helps Rick with. After giving him an errand to run, Squilliam always tells Fred to "break a leg". Is also filthy stinkin' rich. First introduced during the final episodes of Season One, we're given insight into Squilliam's articulate mind and lifestyle. He sees potential in Fred, but feels that Fred must overcome his fears of pain in order to fully harness it. Squilliam continues torturing Fred during Season Two, but when he finds himself in some legal trouble, he's forced to have Rick and Fred collaborate in order to ensure his freedom.

Recurring Characters:
Larry the Lobster: A former professional bodybuilder, powerlifter, and part-time lifeguard from the original series. He is the guy that Sadie was seeing behind Fred's back. He moved to New Kelp City after being involved in a steroid scandal during the annual Bikini Bottom Mr. Ironman competition, which he was unceremoniously disqualified from competing. These are allegations that he denies sternly, claiming that it wasn't 'juice' that he was taking, but a 'protein shake'. He now works as a personal fitness instructor and lifestyle guru. He also works as a volunteer firefighter from time to time. He also goes through random fits of roid rage but uses his lifestyle expertise to calm himself down immediately after in order to keep his steroid abuse on the down low. His size apparently does compensate for something. *wink wink* This season, Larry looks to atone for his past sins by cutting ties with Sadie and rebuild his cherished friendship with Fred, who is really less than eager to accept Larry back into his life.

Old Man Jenkins: An old coot of a man, who always seems to have a different look in each of his appearances, from the old series who is now NKC's oldest living fish. He loves the young people, constantly admiring, and sometimes envying, their youth, energy, and vigor on multiple occasions. He once resided in Bikini Bottom, but has since moved to live out the rest of his life in the glamourous and adventurous New Kelp City, wanting to live it up before he inevitably dies. He's a war veteran, having served in the Pacific, Atlantic, Mediterranean, and Adriatic before retiring, causing him to sometimes suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder and randomly being caught in war flashbacks. He was a hippie during his days after the army and was an avid stoner, attending the first annual Driftwood Festival of '69 He is also a fan of old music, having many old records and memorabilia around his room in the retirement home. He's first introduced to Monroe Timothy Rechid through a community service program the younger Rechid boy was obligated to take part in as punishment for his steroid abuse. Jenkins introduces Monroe to new outlets for his physical and emotional pain.

Dennis: A highly skilled mercenary first seen in the "Spongebob Squarepants Movie". He has killed every target he has been tasked to take out...well, all except for two; Spongebob and Patrick. He takes his failure to kill the two very hard on himself, often times cutting himself as self-punishment for this failure as well as any other he may make. Besides that, he is otherwise calm, cool, and very calculating when it comes to the kill. He also shows off manliness by randomly killing or beating up anybody that may prove to be an obstacle. He also has a habit of taking time out of his hunt to either shave his facial or pubic hairs with a trusty (and rusty) razor knife that he keeps around his neck as a pendant of sorts for his chain necklace. He keeps trophies from his targets, either taking their nose or penis depending on whether it's a male or female he's tasked to kill. In Season Two, he is a hired assassin, paid off by Sadie to kill and/or castrate Fred and if possible, Larry, as revenge on both of them for seemingly leaving her at the altar during the first season finale.

The Booty Boppin' Boys: One of NKC's most feared street gangs after the events of Season One's "No Way On The Subway". Tommy Vincent Rechid is a recently patched in member, who is looking to work his way up the gang's food chain. The gang often terrorizes the citizens of Sea Queens, which is their main turf. They have a few protection rackets set up around the underwater borough as a means to make easy cash. Their rivals are the Oceanside Rip Thighs, who they battle almost constantly on a daily basis and who framed them for the murder of The Reefs' leader, the long, tan, and handsome Octavius Rex.

Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy: A pair of senile semi-retired superheroes from the original series. They also relocated to New Kelp City, feeling that the big city needed their help more than Bikini Bottom, but more often then not, make the situation worse than before. They currently reside in the same retirement home as Old Man Jenkins. Mermaid Man often uses his age and former glory to flirt on bodacious women many years his junior, while Barnacle Boy secretly struggles to contend with his long list of STDs, which is how the name 'Barnacle Boy' came to be. They encounter all three Rechids sporadically throughout Season Two, often needing assistance when trying to apprehend criminal. Now that they're in a whole new city and environment, they now must face a whole new breed of edgy, dark, grim, and extremely violent criminals and evildoers who strive to bring the entire city to its knees.

Candy: A pretty and sophisticated squirrel who has ventured into the deep in order to start a new life in the supposedly thriving New Kelp City. She ends up finding herself as arm candy for the Oceanside Rip Thighs leader, Scooter, who tends to verbally and physically abuse her on more than one occasion. She is forced to swear loyalty to Scooter and the Oceansiders or face impending death. She catches the lustful eyes of Tommy Vincent Rechid, who vows to get into her pants or die trying. She wants to be treated more better than just being seen as some beautiful bimbo people assume she is, which is the reason why she left land for the ocean.

Episode Summaries:
S2E1) "The Dr. Gil Show": After the events that transpired during the first season finale, The Rechids, Sadie, Larry, Tom, and Rick are invited to take part in the premiere episode of "The Dr. Gil Show" to confront each other and solve their personal issues in front of a rowdy and violent hungry live studio audience. The suave, sophisticated, investigative, and self-proclaimed exploitive, Dr. Gil Gilliam looks to bring peace to this wacky and distant bunch the only way he knows how...through awkward conversation and mindless violence only suited for cable TV in this satire that parodies Oprah, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, Late Night television and Jerry Springer all in a one hour special season premiere.

S2E2) "Old Man Jenkins And His Jalopy": Monroe is forced into some community service helping to assist the elderly at the nearby NKC Shady Shoals Retirement Home. Monroe initially despises the thought of having to help a bunch of boring, senile old farts, but after meeting and getting to know Old Man Jenkins, his views on the elderly drastically changes. Jenkins introduces Monroe to the wonders of Marijuana and begins telling the young Rechid boy a high-induced story that goes back in time during the first annual Driftwood Festival of '69 that involved drugs, sex, actual good music, and a car the 'story' primarily takes place in. Meanwhile, Fred is out and about getting Squilliam's prostitutes to him on time while dodging the ho's very angry and ripped off pimp in this trippy new second episode of the second season.

S2E3) "Another West Side Story": A hot, new, and provocative underwater squirrel by the name of Candy has caught the eyes of Tommy Vincent, who has recently been made a trusted Lieutenant of the Booty Boppin' Boys. He quickly tries his hand at hitting on her, but she turns down every advancement. When Tommy tries to get to the bottom of the situation (literally) he finds out that the bodacious land animal is arm candy (hence her name) for the Oceanside Rip Thighs leader, Scooter (known for his previous appearances as a surfer dude in the original series). In this classic and humorous re-re-telling of the original story, we see undying love, sexual passion, more mindless gang warfare, memorable music numbers, and satires of social issues all while in the meantime, Fred finds himself in the crossfire as he ventures deep into the depths of the Rip Thighs territory in order to get Squilliam (and Rick) their next fix of cocaine.

S2E4) "The Dark Depths": It's another day of burning at the retirement home for Monroe as he "provides aid" to Old Man Jenkins in exchange for more weed and beer. While tripping out and trying to find a way to the cafeteria to satisfy his munchies, he literally stumbles himself into the room of semi-retired superheroes, Mermaid & Barnacle Boy! Monroe soon finds himself entangled in a dangerous series of events as Mermaid and Barnacle Boy take him along to provide aid in their capture of the murderous and psychotic Clownfish, a domestic terrorist who's goal is to take down the city's economy and throw NKC into a state of anarchy and chaos no matter how many lives is lost in the process. The Clownfish proves to be much, much more than Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, and even District Attorney Ben Dover, could handle. Can the inebriated Rechid boy help the terrible twosome put a stop to this madman before more hospitals are blown up?

S2E5) "Case Closed": Rick coerces Fred into helping him out with a case of his. Fred must help Rick defend a convicted felon going by the name of the "Tattletale Strangler" and prove him innocent in a murder case. When Fred and Rick meet up with their client for the first time, The Strangler promises to 'strangle' both men if they don't prove his innocence. While Fred looks into the case and stories, he discovers that the murder doesn't match The Strangler's M.O. and vows to find the real killer. Fred also finds out that the murder victim was the priest at his wedding, adding some more worry and stress for Fred as he moved on in the case. As Fred and Rick (well, mostly Fred) try to home in on the actual murderer, Sadie offers the real killer, who is actually a contract killer, a new deal to murder Fred, Larry, and even Rick as part of her revenge scheme.

S2E6) "Two Bit Hit": After failing to prove The Strangler's innocence in the previous episode, Fred is out fetching Squilliam's dry cleaning when a sniper's bullet almost pierces his brain. He runs off in a hurry as shots continue to fire down upon him. He manages to reach and start up his boat before speeding off with his life still intact. After more attempts on his life are made while entering the law office, Fred confronts Squilliam about the matter. Squilliam surprisingly tells Fred he never hired anybody to kill him today, leaving Fred confused and worried. As Fred is driving home to Sea Queens, he notices he's being stalked by a man on a motorcycle. Fred tries to shake him off his tail fin, but things turn for the worse when the biker starts taking pot shots with a sawn-off shotgun. The ensuing chaotic chase ends up in a major pile-up, with Dennis being caught all up in the middle of it. Thinking his troubles are seemingly over, Fred sighs with relief before driving away from the graphic scene. As his car disappears into the distance of the Sandhattan-Sea Queens Expressway, Dennis is seen forcefully lifting a boat up off of him as he looks on with a smirk on his face and calmly paces his way towards Sea Queens.

S2E7) "Lobster Dinner" and "This Isn't Ladies' Night": In "Lobster Dinner", Larry, feeling guilty for what transpired last season, anonymously invites Fred to dinner at a diner not too far from Fred's suburban home. Fred, thinking it's a blind date, gets all prepped up with the help of his two boys and Tom. When he arrives, he is shocked to find out that Larry is his supposed date. He berates Larry for misleading him, telling Larry that he is still angry at him for what he did behind his back last season. Larry, who is looking to make amends with Fred, admits that Fred is right to be angry but hopes they can look past it and rebuild their friendship, creating a big awkward scene in front of the diner patrons and employees. As the argument further intensifies and gets even more awkward, Dennis comes marching into the diner with a silencer in hand, looking to kill two birds with one stone. Fred notices and recognizes him from the previous episode and flees with Larry into the streets. Dennis gives chase, causing a few casualties in the process. Eventually, Larry and Fred escapes Dennis' sights by hitching a ride on a transit train. As that goes on, in "This Isn't Ladies' Night", Tom once again takes the two Rechid boys for a night out on the town by sneaking them into a strip club in The Donx. Plans for the perfect evening fall through when club security starts to catch wind of their sneaky ways. Things go from bad to worse when members of the Oceanside Rip Thighs lay siege to the club to get back at Tommy for stealing Candy away from Scooter. Things get even worser when Tom is experiencing another chocolate-induced sugar rush. Then, things get even more ugly and grim when Old Man Jenkins arrives on the scene in his jalopy, looking to get some action and tailfin, but finds himself having to chauffeur them all back to the safe haven of Sea Queens. The ensuing wackiness triggers a war flashback in Jenkins, who is now hell-bent and intent on having them all fight back against the increasing Rip Thigh hordes.

S2E8 ) "Born Again Crustacean" and "Big Trouble In Little Yellow Sea": Larry decides to atone for his past sins by becoming a born again Christian. He starts down his road on the right path by righting the wrongs he has committed during his life such as returning his bodybuilding and powerlifting awards and trophies to their rightful winners, reconnecting with his estranged parents, and giving money to a man whose legs he broke while saving his life as a lifeguard. The only person left to make amends with is Fred Rechid, but will Fred let bygones be bygones and accept Larry as the changed man he claims himself to be? In "Big Trouble In Little Yellow Sea", Rick decides to treat Fred to some Chinese food at a restaurant in Little Yellow Sea (NKC's version of Chinatown) as a reward for themselves after their first court case together, even though they failed to prove their client's innocence. While dining and humorously talking about some of the issues that came up during The Strangler case, a grenade is suddenly flung into the restaurant onto the duo's table. It takes a while for them to notice, thinking it's some sort of chicken or duck, before finally hitting the deck as it explodes.Fred takes a peek outside through the wreckage and sees Dennis not too far away, armed with an assault rifle equipped with a GP-25. Fred and Rick are forced to hole up in the wrecked restaurant as Dennis toys around with them by firing shots and grenades every time before they even start making a movement. Fred and Rick manage to make a run for it with the helpful distraction of a stray rock. Dennis begins to notice the sound of police sirens coming his way so he discards the GP-25 for a silenced assault rifle, wanting to make this kill as subtle as possible. Dennis begins chasing down the dysfunctional pair all around the district, leaving casualty after casualty in their wake. Dennis catches a glimpse of Rick and recognizes him as another certain starfish he was hired to kill a pretty long while back. This supposed revelation throws the already crazed killer into a frenzy, even more intent on making sure he gets his men this time around. Fred and Rick take a detour down a subway tunnel, hoping they could lose the crazed and obsessed assassin down in its dark depths but that just proves to be even more of a challenge in itself. When they find themselves backed into a corner, Dennis finally speaks and tells them that he's been hired to kill them and Larry, thinking they will not live to tell anybody, but boy is he wrong as ever.

S2E9) "Last Of The Bag Men": Fearing anymore further attempts on his life by Dennis, Fred goes to the police but they prove to be of little help. Tommy suggests to his father that he should go out and find a bodyguard or some people who he can pay protection money to. Taking his eldest son's advice, he heads out to ask the elderly mob boss from Season One, Salvaccini Pesce, a favor. Salvaccini ultimately refuses his offer to accept his protection money, claiming that he's already providing protection for a lot of other people and businesses to add more to their list. Salty Sal does advise Fred to go to more small-time gangs for help, though, saying they need the money more than his established crime family does. In the meantime, Tommy thinks ahead and tries to persuade his fellow Booty Boppin' Boys to lend his father some help and protection. They're all reluctant to do at first but once Tommy mentions the possible money they could be making, they quickly jump at the chance. When Dennis finally decides to rear in his ugly head once again, the Booty Boppers' protection skills are put to the test as they head into war with a master murderer. When the Boppers' numbers slowly decline one-by-one, it is ultimately up to Tommy to defend his father from a seemingly unstoppable menace all while they settle some personal matters amongst each other as well. Meanwhile, Sadie is out forging marriage certificates with some help from the Con Man, previously seen in the Season One episode, "Mr. Money In The Bank", who has apparently evaded, conned his way out of, or escaped jail for his ponzi schemes.

S2E10) "Quantity Time": Tom Smith is back and is looking to make up for all the trouble he helped cause in "This Isn't Ladies' Night" by taking the Rechid men out for another night on the town in glamourous Sponge Square. Fred is forced to pull out due to having prior obligations to work overtime at the law firm to help Rick with his latest case. Tommy already has plans made with Candy to go to Skull & Boney Island and Monroe was looking forward to another 'burn session' at the retirement home with Old Man Jenkins. Larry the Lobster arrives unexpectedly spreading the good word, having recently converted to being a Mormon. Tom comes up with an idea in his noodle to have everyone come along for a "Everybody's Night Out", but is met with mixed results from the Rechids, but they go along with it anyways, inviting over their respective guests. Fred, Tommy, Monroe, Tom, Larry, Rick, and Candy are now all cooped up in Old Man Jenkin's jalopy, with the old coot smoking hemp that slowly inebriates everybody else. Their first stop is Skull & Boney Island for an evening of "quality time fun" together. All is going well for a good few hours with everybody seemingly forgetting their troubles, until the Oceanside Rip Thighs arrive on scene terrorizing the place. Tommy and Candy try to convince everybody in their party to leave to very little success. Almost everybody has gone their own separate way in the amusement park, with Tommy and Candy hiding out from the Oceansiders in the nearby miniature golf course, preparing to escape through any means necessary leading to a one-on-one street fight between Tommy and Rip Thighs' leader, Scooter. Monroe and Old Man Jenkins are taken hostage inside the funhouse by the now-deformed and deranged former District Attorney, Bend Over, who wants to use the two stoners as bait to lure Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy into a trap in order to exact his revenge on them for what's happened to him since "The Dark Depths". Fred, Tom, Larry, and Rick are enjoying riding on all the rides, oblivious to the fact that they are secretly being stalked by Dennis, who is hell bent on killing all three of his targets here and now in this one-hour special full of action, slap-stick comedy, and hilarious suspense.

S2E11) "Dennis The Menace": It is All Hallow's Eve in New Kelp City and Fred and Rick once again find themselves working overtime at Fancyson & Son along with a few other disgruntled co-workers. Sadie is PMSing ever so constantly with each failed attempt Dennis has made on their lives, but Dennis assures her that he'll have all three of their 'heads' *wink wink* mounted on his wall before the New Year before engaging in very casual sex with her. As the night goes on the law offices power goes out and the phone lines are rendered dead, enshrouding everyone in darkness. The employees decide to pack it in for the night, but find out that they're locked inside with seemingly no way out. Fred and Rick quickly start to worry as if they know exactly what's going on, but Fred decides to get the power back on by heading to the boiler room anyways. One-by-one, their fellow co-workers are dealt a gruesome death, leaving only Fred and Rick to fend for themselves. They are given the harsh reality that they are once again being hunted down by Dennis, who is easily traversing his way throughout the entire building with a pair of trusty night vision goggles ala "Silence of the Lambs". Now, the two dysfunctional co-workers must once again work together to combat and escape a malicious threat who is much more dangerous and cunning than ever before, ending in a shootout with NKC's finest.

S2E12) "We'll Take The Case!": After the events of the previous episode and Dennis' apparent demise, families of the deceased are blaming Squilliam Fancyson III for what happened for unfairly forcing his employees to work so late at night. They decide to sue him and the other two Fancysons for every cent they have. Squilliam chooses Rick as his defense attorney and has Fred assist him in proving his innocence, or else he'll have both their @$$es mounted on his wall. Fred goes above and beyond to find sufficient evidence that it was indeed Dennis working on his free will who truly is to blame, as well as evidence that the other co-workers stayed over out of their own free will as well and not 'forced' as the families accuse Squilliam of doing. Meanwhile, Sadie takes it upon herself to kill Fred personally in order to claim all his money and life insurance and savings when he dies. In the meantime, Old Man Jenkins introduces Monroe to the wondrous invention, before the bong, known as a hookah.

S2E13) "Silent Night": Squilliam's trial has lasted well into the holiday season, with everything seemingly going against him. Fred gives him false hope that he and Rick will find a way to prove his innocence, but all hope seems to be lost as there is no sufficient evidence to use to plea Squilliam's case. With all the chaos he had been forced to endure the last few months, Fred decides to set up a security system around his house to further protect him and his family. On Christmas Eve night, Tommy decides to take Candy to Rock-A-Fella Center for a romantic evening, knowing Scooter and boys are no longer around to ruin it for them. Monroe also has plans to attend a rave with Old Man Jenkins to help ring in the holidays right, despite Fred's protests to have a Rechid Family Christmas Eve like before. Fred is now left home alone with nothing to do on Christmas Eve besides watching corny holiday specials and swigging eggnog for hours on end. Meanwhile, a clearly and increasingly mentally unstable Sadie finally enacts her revenge scheme to kill Fred so she can claim his money and life insurance with her false marriage certificate...if she can even step foot in the house. After some hilarious slapstick moments ala "Home Alone", Sadie finally infiltrates the Rechid residence and confronts her ex-fiance. Fred is shocked to see her in her current state, but she begins telling him how miserable her life has been since he left her at the altar. How she has been living a very poor life giving blowjobs to any desperate guy and lowlife she can find on the streets just to make a living for herself. Fred starts stating his case as to why he left her in the first place being a gold digging whore who was afraid of commitment. After hearing this, she finally reveals to Fred that she was the one who hired Dennis to kill him, as well as putting prices on Larry and Rick's heads, because she wanted Larry and Rick to pay as well for abandoning and exposing her for what she truly was. She also stated that the underlying reason she wanted Fred dead was so that she can collect on his life insurance and other savings after his death by forging fake marriage certificates. She finally takes a switchblade out from her bra and pounces at Fred. Meanwhile, both Tommy and Monroe start feeling regret for blowing their father off on Christmas Eve, despite the ill wills they feel towards him for putting his job before them. They both decide to head back home, taking their respective guests along with them. Fred is still fighting a war at home, trying to keep Sadie at bay long enough to get help but it ends up proving to be much too difficult. Giving him little choice, Fred fights back in self-defense and in a struggle for the switchblade, accidentally kills Sadie with it. Fred soon comes to realize that the security system's cameras he had set up should have the entire ordeal taped on video, providing sufficient evidence for Squilliam's. But, even Fred can't help but feel guilty for what he had just done, even if it was out of self-defense. Tommy, Monroe, Candy, and Jenkins make it to the house as a blizzard starts blowing through and see the results of what had just transpired. They immediately call the police and they take their time arriving to the scene. As the ambulance take away Sadie's corpse, the Rechid family finally get together and at least try to comfort each other over everything that had transpired over the past season as this beautifully chilling tune plays in the background.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJasZ2X3yXc

Actually had to post a third time for the season finale...

S2E14) "Ring In The New Year With A Bang": After the events that have transpired during the last episode, Fred and Rick finally proves Squilliam's innocence. As an apparent token of his gratitude, Squilliam agrees to give both of them a one percent raise in their salary and tells him to get out of his office immediately and enjoy the holiday off while they can. Fred decides to take the boys and Tom to Sponge Square to ring in the New Year right with a bang and some champagne. When they get there, the place is already crowded with thousands of fish and that party is already poppin'. After getting quite drunk, The Rechid MEN talks out about their problems and differences publicly in order to solve and overcome them. Fred admits that he does put his job before the boys because he wants to keep the family's ship afloat and to give his sons more freedom and to be happy but not too reckless. Tommy admits that he has been rolling with the Booty Boppin' Boys in order to make a name for himself and how he met the love of his life, Candy. Monroe confesses his extracurricular activities with Old Man Jenkins and how it helps quell his pain and strain since being kicked off the football due to steroids and how that costed him his chances at getting into a good college. Tom butts in and confesses that he has a 'chocolate problem', which has been quite obvious from the beginning, even having an intervention staged for him last season. The four finally manhug it all out when their joyous moment is interrupted by a stray bullet that pierces Tom in his brains. The Rechids are in shock as their close family friend dies instantly before their very eyes. They duck and search frantically where the bullet came from. The crowds and noise make it near impossible, even to hear the bullet that shot Tom dead. Fred finally notices a familiar figure up in the distance, mounted near where the New Years Crystal Ball is going to drop for the final countdown. The figure turns out to be none other than Dennis, armed with a sniper rifle, who had apparently survived his ordeal in "Dennis The Menace". The Rechids frantically split up and run amongst the crowds to get to Dennis, but the master marksman is only taking aim at Fred, trying to make good on his promise to kill him before the New Year even though Sadie is already dead. Tommy and Monroe make their way up to Dennis the hard way, by going up through the building itself. Fred, desperate to get on level ground to get back at Dennis for all he's done, swipes a firework rocket from a bunch of punch drunks, who are all shot and subsequently killed by Dennis, and begins lighting the rocket for takeoff. He launches himself up at Dennis, who isn't quick up to shoot Fred on the rock, and braces for impact by slamming right into the crazed killer for hire. Fred finally confronts Dennis face-to-face and starts to (or at least attempts to) pound him back blow for blow. Dennis quickly gets the upper hand by using his far superior size and strength to overpower Fred, as well as taunt him. Dennis starts pounding Fred to a bloody pulp, nearly beating him to death as the final countdown to the New Year is on. Right when it gets around 3, Tommy and Monroe, having swiped a few rockets themselves from the stash on the building to ring in the new year, fires a big red rocket at Dennis which nails him straight into the air right at the count of two. After the final count of one, the rocket explodes, finally killing and putting an end to Dennis (and ironically making him the first casualty of the new year), and triggers the rest of the fireworks to set off into the air. Fred is saved from death and the Rechid Men reunite once more at the top of Sponge Square. They lament at Tom's death before embracing in another group manhug as the season once again ends on a bittersweet note to this beautifully chilling background music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJasZ2X3yXc

To continue following this series, please go to The Spongebob Community Forum site. / (Part V) "Welcome 2 the Jungle." The Boom Vets were running along the last mile of their path in the hope of winning the challenge they had been asked to face. Spongebob asked: "So Reggie, if YOU won the $500,000 at the end of the contest, what would you do with it?" Reggie answers: "Simple. I'd use the money to purchase my own city and make it completely athletic-oriented in order to fit my image of a town filled with citizens who like to live to the extreme!" Rocko adds: "It would probably have to be a small city, though." Reggie asks: "Santa Barbara, California is a small city, right?" Rocko says: "I'd say it's relatively small." Reggie says: "Thank you, Rocko! (Kisses him) You have not only been an excellent navigator keeping us safe on this trail, you're also smart about cities!" Rocko romantically answers: "Thank you!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "The main difference between myself and Reggie versus Blue Arrow and Judy is unlike those two, we know how to pick the appropriate times of where and when to make out. Challenges are out of the question, but that doesn't mean I can't get a little kiss every now and then, and I sure do love it when Reggie kisses me." (End Confessional) Suddenly, Sandy says: "Look at what's in the clearing! The Nickelodeon Studios! This nightmare is almost over!" Treeflower says: "Don't look now, but there's something rustling over in the bushes!" Stimpy says: "We were SO close to winning!" The Network Noobs come out of the clearing and Haggis says: "You couldn't be more right!" Gerald adds: "And the time is right for us to win!" And the Network Noobs start running the last few yards toward where Sniz and Fondue are! Treeflower says: "This isn't HAPPENING!" Rocko says: "Run for it!" The Boom Vets try like crazy to outpace the Network Noobs, but it's a futile exercise. Fondue finally notices the teams and says: "Looks like we're going to determine a winner soon." Sniz is busy playing a Nintendo 3DS and says: "It's about time! I was getting bored of playing this advance copy of my Nintendo 3DS the Fairy Godparents wished up for us." The Network Noobs cross into the Nickelodeon Studio lots first and Dog says: "Hi ho diggity! We won!" Sandy says: "I can't believe we lost!" Marlene says: "Your biggest mistake was in thinking we were ALL like Blue Arrow and Judy." Craig adds, throwing his arms into the air: "But we're not, which is why your arrogance and overconfidence handed you a loss and handed us a win!" Sniz says in a sing-song voice: "Well not, exactly." Craig says: "Beg pardon?" Sniz goes over to Craig and puts his arms down for him, and Sniz says: "The team who comes back with ALL of their team-mates FIRST into the Nickelodeon Studios Lot wins today's challenge. Did I neglect to mention that earlier?" Skipper asks: "Excuse me, but where are we supposed to FIND our team-mates?" Sniz says: "If you checked your G.P.S. devices once in a while, it would give you a clue!"

Haggis checks his G.P.S. and says: "Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! Here at the Nickelodeon Studios, there are a bunch of red and green dots bunched together, that's us. But at exactly half of a mile directly south of us, there's another bunch of red and green dots bunched together. That must be our lost team-mates!" Sandy says: "Then this challenge isn't over, not by a long shot! The Boom Vets WILL win this challenge yet!" And they start running back south through the jungle. Rhonda says: "Hey, you CAN'T do that! I thought you were going to work WITH us on this challenge!" Skipper says: "That's why you NEVER trust somebody on an opposing team. Sooner or later, they will ALWAYS try to betray you when you least expect it!" / At the bottom of the great lake, a battered, bruised, and very MUDDY General Barracuda emerges, still wearing his Dark Laser mask, and rises from the lake in a slow, angry, and maddened sense of hate, practically boiling his blood-stream with hate and enraged, says in his disguised voice: "Now it's PERSONAL!" / Patrick is wandering through the jungle calling: "Pearl! Pearl Krabs, where are you?! (BUMP!) Now who puts a--!" Patrick stops, looks up, and sees a relatively small-looking, but well fortified building. Patrick finishes: "Mini-fortress in the middle of a jungle?" (Confessional) Patrick says: "I might not be the smartest sea star in Bikini Bottom, but I can tell when something doesn't look right, if it looks like it shouldn't belong, it's probably holding a secret. And if my hunch is correct, I'm going to find my girlfriend and save her from that awful General Barracuda!" (End Confessional) Patrick says: "General Barracuda is smarter than I gave him credit for. No windows, no ventilation shafts, no chimneys that I can drop into. It looks like the only way to get in or out is through the front door. But what kind of a security system does this place have?" A computer screen suddenly comes to life on the front door of the Mini-fortress, and with Karen's voice says: "Welcome to the Cannibal Headhunter's hideout. Please say the correct password in order to gain entrance." Patrick says: "How about, 'Open Sesame?'" Karen groans: "Correct, you can go in." Karen opens the door and Patrick goes inside, but before he gets too far, he accidentally steps on a tile that is pressurized, and it releases something from behind him. Patrick turns his head around and says: "Gigantic rock!" And Patrick runs away like crazy, trying to get away from the rock, completely oblivious to the fact that he's managing to dodge poison arrows, ancient flamethrowers, shooting spears, falling columns trying to squish him, and snakes trying to bite him! Finally, Patrick leaps over a wide pit, and the giant rock falls into, and gets stuck into the pit, forming a way to walk across it! Patrick says: "I think I broke some records back there!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "I'd like to thank my mom and dad for giving me their unlimited support and never giving up on me, convinced that there was SOMETHING I'd excel in, and athletic skills are my forte. Thank you, mom and dad!" (End Confessional) Patrick says: "Now, to find Pearl and all the captured team-mates. Now, if I were General Barracuda, where would I hide kidnapped contestants?" And Patrick just picks a random direction, and goes to his left. / The Boom Vets arrive at the Mini-Fortress, and they quickly notice something is off. Stimpy says: "Does something strange strike you about this?" Stinky says: "What do you mean, dad?" Stimpy says: "The front door is already OPEN!" Sandy says: "But we never saw the Boom Vets running in front of us!" Rocko says: "It must be someone else in there. Someone really smart and brave!" Reggie says: "Or someone dumb and foolish!" Norbert says: "But an open door to me signifies only one thing; it smells like a trap." Treeflower says: "Trap or not, we've GOT to go in there, rescue our team-mates, and win this challenge." Sandy says: "Treeflower's right! Let's get her done! I don't plan on losing to the Network Noobs a second time!" Spongebob says: "Then lets go in before the Boom Vets DO catch up to us!" And as they run inside, the Boom Vets run into the clearing and catch sight of them! Craig says: "That's just great! There they go! They're already in!" Marlene asks: "How are we going to win now?" Rhonda says: "I say we stay right here! I've already had enough running for one day!" Dog says: "But we can't just stay here, we have to help our friends!" Darwin says: "But maybe the Boom Vets will face the dangers of the Mini-Fortress and save our friends for us!" Skipper says: "That's exactly what Manfredi and Johnson said right before Professor Blowhole caught them napping outside of one of his secret lairs. Now that deranged dolphin has two penguin slippers monogrammed M & J, and they don't stand for Michael Jackson!" Haggis McHaggis says: "Skipper, you're right. The fight isn't over yet. Just like Slyvester Stallone in "Rocky III and IV," we've got to get the eye of the tiger and a burning heart! We've got to go in there and finish this!" Gerald asks: "Do you EVER run out of song references?" Haggis says: "Not until they run out of good songs to write, I won't!"

And the Boom Vets run into the Mini-Fortress as well, failing to notice a creeping, crawling, hulk of a vicious General Barracuda crawling through the jungle reeds. General Barracuda: "My web will soon have you all ensnared! Now is the time for the spider to extinguish its prey!" / The Boom Vets are making a good headway through the Mini-Fortress as there are no more traps left to worry about. Treeflower says: "Some trap THIS is! It looks like somebody practically rolled out the red carpet for us." Sandy says: "I've studied a BUNCH of trap-filled places in movies and other real-life places in this great, big world of ours, and we should've had traps trying to kill us coming right and left by the truckload by now." Spongebob says: "Somebody must have already activated all the traps and set them off, and when they set off, they didn't reset again!" Norbert says: "But who would be athletic enough to do that?" Rocko chuckles and says: "I'm surprised I didn't think of this earlier, it's Patrick!" Reggie says: "Patrick?!" Rocko says: "Who else could it be? Larry was already captured, Blue Arrow has been nowhere to be seen, and I don't think Darwin has enough know-how of this place to evade all these traps. Patrick is the only one among us who would've tried to deal with a bunch of traps on his own!" Reggie says: "I can't believe Patrick is taking care of the perils of this mini-fortress by himself!" Spongebob says: "You see, Reggie, I KNEW Patrick was going to come in handy!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "Patrick has proved to be a really surprising help to us, and I think the reason that it's catching us all by surprise is because we never really got a chance to see his potential last season. But now that he's catching his stride, Patrick looks like he might make it past the team merge this time around!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Well guys, Patrick may have disarmed the traps, but he didn't leave us a clue. There are four different paths. Which way did he go?" Stinky says: "A better question to ask is, which way WOULD he go?" Then all of a sudden, the Boom Vets hear a bunch of loud voices screaming off in the distance: "HELP! Help us, somebody! Help us!" Stimpy says: "It sounds like Ren, and Lil!" Reggie adds: "Not to mention Otto and all of the other captured team-mates!" Spongebob says: "Sandy, do you think you can use your knowledge to isolate where those screams are coming from?" Sandy says: "You better believe it, honey! (Kisses him!) Let's do this!" Spongebob romantically says: "All right, Sandy!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "If I won the $500,000 at the end of the contest, I'm make a motion to the guys who make all of the Dictionaries in the world, and make it so that next to the words, romantic, and genius, you'd see Sandy's picture right next to those words! That's the least I can do for all of the things she has done for me!" (End Confessional) / Patrick comes to the end of the corridor he is walking down, to see a large, padded cell-door that has the defenses of the Alcatraz Prison. Patrick says: "I hope she's here! Pearl, are you in there?!" Pearl shouts: "Yes, Patrick! I am in here! And a bunch of other contestants here to! The Cannibal Head-Hunter bound us tight in ropes! You've got to find a way in here!"

Patrick says: "Unless you have some dynamite handy, I don't see how I can accomplish that." Rancid Rabbit says: "Oh come ON! Why don't you use your head for once?!" Patrick says: "That's it! I will USE my head!" And Patrick backs up, and runs with his head pointed to the door. Inside, Susie says: "Rancid, I don't think you should've told Patrick to--(CRASH!)--use his head!" Patrick, having busted through the wall, begins to untie Pearl. Patrick says: "I'm so glad I found you Pearl. I never stopped thinking about you!" Pearl begins to hug Patrick and says: "Oh, you're the sweetest thing ever!" Patrick says: "Thank you!" Patrick and Pearl begin to untie the others when the Boom Vets suddenly arrive in the corridor. Sandy says: "What in the world was THAT--(looks at the recently demolished wall Patrick ran through)--noise?" Ren says: "Stimpy, it's YOU! When did you get here?" Stimpy says: "We've only just arrived, Marlon." And as Stimpy unties Ren and Lil, the Network Noobs suddenly arrive in the corridor. Gerald says: "Is this a private party or can anyone join?" Rancid says: "It's NOT a party, we're prisoners here! Now hurry up and get us out!" And as Haggis unties Rancid, Haggis asks: "What about Larry? He's still frozen in the ice statue from the ice beam that was shot at him!" Rhonda says: "Serves him right, I should say! Anyone who wants to argue with our leader has no place in our team!" Spongebob says: "But he taught me to swim! Please Sandy, I know you don't like him, but can't you do him one TEENY favor, for me?" Sandy says: "Oh, all right. But you owe me for dinner after this one!" Spongebob says: "Absolutely Sandy!" And Sandy place a well-placed karate kick on Larry's frozen body, and the ice breaks off of Larry! Larry shivers and says: "Cold! So cold!" Lil says: "Well of course you're cold! You were frozen in ice!" Larry says: "And why am I not frozen now?" Judy says: "Sandy Cheeks." Larry looks at Sandy and Sandy says: "Don't thank me, it was Spongebob's idea." (Confessional) Larry is still shivering from his cold spell and says: "CURSES! To think I would owe my freedom to that yellow idiot! And Sandy didn't want to save me! I'm beginning to hate Sandy more than Spongebob!" (End Confessional) Blue Arrow says: "That's it! We're all free! Now let's all get out of here!" Then the disguised General Barracuda walks into the corridor and says with his disguised voice: "Correction, you are now ALL trapped! It was only a matter of time before I won like I ALWAYS do, you stupid FOOLS! And now, I'm going to catch ALL of you in one, fell SWOOP!" (Clicks his net gun, but nothing happens) Stimpy says: "We're not trapped?" General Barracuda yells: "Out of order?! Even in the future, nothing works!" Sandy says: "Looks like Lady Luck is once again on our side!" And everyone on both teams gang up and pound on the disguised General Barracuda like crazy, and when they are sure he has become too weak to follow them for quite some time, they run out of the Mini-Fortress! Otto says: "We are out of there!" Reggie says: "And we've got to run!" Lil asks: "But why?" Stimpy says: "No time to explain, it's to win!" Dog says: "How did those Boom Vets get ahead of us?"

Darwin says: "They must want to win this challenge BADLY!" Larry says: "Well guess what, I do to! After them!" And the two teams begin running for the Nickelodeon Studio Lots again. Fondue spots them and says: "They're coming again!" Sniz finishes drinking a Pina Colada and says: "Really? That went quicker than I thought!" And although both teams try hard, the Boom Vets just BARELY cross into the Nickelodeon Studios Lot with all of their team-mates first! Rocko says: "Yes! We won! Yes, yes, YES!" Larry yells: "NO! We lost to those guys, we LOST!" Sniz says: "And it's over! It's finally all over! Today's winners are the Boom Vets!" Sandy says: "Naturally! Contestants with our experience wouldn't just lose to a bunch of new guys!" Sniz says: "But there's no need to worry, Network Noobs. Since you DID technically enter the Nickelodeon Studios here first, even if it was WITHOUT all your team-mates, you receive the Second place prize!" Craig says: "Which is?" Sniz says: "A TWO team-member swap. Didn't see THAT coming, did you? Haggis McHaggis and Marlene, you're now on the Boom Vets team, Patrick Star and Lil Deville, you're now on the Network Noobs team!" Lil asks: "For how long?" Sniz says: "For the rest of the game! Or, until you're eliminated, whichever comes first!" Darwin says: "What about me? Don't I get a say in this thing?" Sniz says: "All right, I guess we can't forget about you. You will be going on the Network Noobs team to, but to make it fair, it will be AFTER the Network Noobs elimination ceremony, where they will have to eliminate TWO!" And the Network Noobs gasp. Sniz says: "That's right, I said TWO! I'm liking the TWO'S today. It must be TWO'S Day! (Everyone gives him the look) Yeah, we don't get paid much to write the jokes on these shows." (Confessional) Pearl says: "Well, at least one good thing comes out of losing. Patrick and I are FINALLY on the same team!" (End Confessional) (A rousing, jubilant theme plays, as spotlights shine on a Silver Sniz statue.) All of the contestants are now wearing proper clothes, and Sniz is now wearing a fancy bow-tie and says: "Thank you for listening to the Silver Sniz theme. Network Noobs, tonight, there are twelve contestants who will be vying to win a Silver Sniz, and inside the Silver Sniz statue, is a sculpture treat made of the most delicious, sweet Carob goodness known to humans. Tonight, twelve are voting, but only ten will continue on tomorrow when Darwin gets to be in your team. (Electronic devices pop up in front of the Network Noobs.) You will be voting by these electronic ballots. Tonight, you will choose the two people you'd most like off your team. Oh, and no peaking, or else its, bye-bye-bye! Vote!" (Electronic sounds are made as the contestants each push a button to select their choice.) Sniz says: "All votes have been cast. It's time to reveal the winners. (Fondue walks onstage in humiliation, dressed like Vanna White and hands Sniz a paper with the voting results on it.) Patrick, Lil Deville, Craig Mammalton, Dog, Gerald, Pearl, Skipper, Rancid, surprisingly Larry, and last but not least..." (Dramatic music plays, Rhonda tenses up with nervousness, Judy Funny moves her hand to hold onto one of Blue Arrow's hands for good luck for at least one of them.) Sniz finally says: "Rhonda!" Rhonda says: "Yes!" And she hugs the two closest contestants closest to her, who happen to be Blue Arrow and Judy Funny! When Rhonda realizes this she says: "Oops! I mean, sorry guys!" Blue Arrow and Judy get up out of their seats and Judy says: "But, I thought everyone liked us." Larry says: "Define, liked." (Confessional) Larry says: "I know EXACTLY who is going home today!" And Larry mimics Blue Arrow's and Judy Funny's kissing. / Pearl says: "Four words; Blue Arrow, Judy Funny." / Gerald says: "At least they'll have each other." (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Do the departing contestants have any final words they'd like to share before they drive off in the Limo of Losers?" Blue Arrow and Judy look at each other, and they simply kiss each other and hug as they walk towards the Lame-o-sine. Rancid says: "Gross!" Rhonda says: "No way!" Craig says: "Cutest couple ever!" And Blue Arrow and Judy fall into the open door of the Limo. It closes, and drives off into the night. Sniz says: "Darwin, you may now join the Network Noobs." And Darwin goes with the Network Noobs, eager to discuss long term game plans with them. Sniz says: "The rest of you are safe, for tonight. As for you out there in TV world, this has been one tough challenge! How will we TOP this?! How will the two team member swap affect the two teams? Will Patrick Star and Lil Deville PROVE to be valuable members to the Network Noobs? One thing's for sure, answers to these questions and many more await on the next episode of Total Cartoon Action! Sniz out!" / Episode Notes: Blue Arrow and Judy Funny are eliminated in the first double elimination of "Total Cartoon Action," the 1st officially sanctioned team swap in "Total Cartoon" history occurs when Patrick Star and Lil Deville switch places with Haggis McHaggis and Marlene. Darwin joins the Network Noobs. Enough said!

AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. The Rockies Horror Picture Snow

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

8. Tropic Blunder

9. Guardians Of Ga'Reece

10. Killer Queen

11. A Pharaoh Story

While Patrick is trying to seperate Sandy from attacking Pearl, (see last episode for the reason for that) SpongeBob asks Mr. Krabs where everyone is going now, and Mr. Krabs says EGYPT! Only Squidward is excited for the sightseeing of the Sphinx, and the old pyramids. Once everyone arrives in Egypt, Patrick goes into an Egyptian Voodoo shop and asks for a friendship ring. The owner acidentally sells Patrick an anti-friendship ring that you give to a friend that you want to leave you alone. Patrick unknowingly gives this ring to SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs announces that everyone has to build a pyramid. Suddenly, an Egyptian guard comes to Mr. Krabs and tells him that SpongeBob is needed. The guards take SpongeBob to an old ruin building, which has a picture of SpongeBob's great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather as the Pharaoh of Egypt. (Yes, I know some historical inaccuracies...) The guards tell SpongeBob that he is needed as the Pharaoh of Egypt. SpongeBob is so excited and gets his job started. Meanwhile, the others are building a pyramid, and while Squidward, Sandy and Patrick do all the work, Pearl just sits and reads her magazine. After the challenge, they all go to see where SpongeBob is, and they see that he is the Pharaoh of Egypt. When SpongeBob refuses to return to the challenges, Patrick tries to convince SpongeBob to come back. SpongeBob immediately dismisses all of them and bans them from Egypt. Mr. Krabs, upset that SpongeBob is gone, continues the competition with his 4 remaining competitors. When flying, Mr. Krabs realizes that he forgot to put gas in the blimp, and they all crash land in Israel, the country nearby.

What will happen next? Will SpongeBob come back? What will happen to SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship? Will the gang be stuck in the middle east forever? FIND OUT next time on...

Around The World in 24 Episodes!

Hijinks with Spongebob

1a. The Beginning Battles

Spongebob and the rest of the Alliance had met on New Year's, intent on finding a solution to the rebels that had been raiding the town. Spongebob told Squidward, Presaident of the Alliance, about a plan. They would put a cash prize ontheir heads.

Within minutes, Mr. Krabs had found the rebels, gotten all that they stole back, and had found every other bandit or bad guy in town. He got the 100 dollar award, and was so overjoyed that he went and caught all of the bad guys around the ocean. It was a rout. Mr. Krabs alone had saved the ocean from crime and corruption.

"We can't give you money for that, but thanks anyway!" said Squidward.

Squidward was in the hospital the next morning with a broken ankle, and elbow.

1b. Monroe and Friends

Monroe meets his friends, and they go out to the candy store. Little do the know that Mr. Krabs has taken over the store, and the prices are extrodinairily high. And he has made a policy. No one is allowed to leave with buying chocolate!!!!!

AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. The Rockies Horror Picture Snow

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

8. Tropic Blunder

9. Guardians Of Ga'Reece

10. Killer Queen

11. A Pharaoh Story

12. Israeli Crash Land

After the gang's crash land in Israel without SpongeBob, Patrick figures that he doesn't want to give up and goes to find SpongeBob in Egypt. Pearl and Mr. Krabs check into a fancy hotel and crash a Bar Mitzvah, while Squidward goes sight-seeing through the Holy Land. Sandy decides to go with Patrick to Egypt. While wandering through the desert, Patrick and Sandy stop at a settlement to get some food. They go through the desert more, and finally get to Egypt. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs makes friends with some high-class Israelis, and is pressured into giving Pearl a Bat-Mitzvah. (Bat is for girls, Bar is for boys, BTW) When Sandy and Patrick plead to SpongeBob to come back, SpongeBob realizes that his job as being a friend and a fry cook is more important than being the Pharaoh of a country. He goes to Israel with Patrick and Sandy, just in time for Pearl's Bat-Mitzvah. But when the Bat Mitzvah turns out to be an epic fail, the Israelis get mad at Mr. Krabs and Pearl. Squidward, though, eases them with some Jewish Folk music on the clarinet. Mr. Krabs, feeling generous today, gives Squidward points for today as they go back on the jet and Squidward gets to sit in first class. Things don't work for Pearl, though, who spends her first time out of specialty seating.

NEXT TIME....A relaxing day at the spa and some hardcore surf lessons seems nice until an unexpected drop into a volcano ruins their plans!

AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. The Rockies Horror Picture Snow

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

8. Tropic Blunder

9. Guardians Of Ga'Reece

10. Killer Queen

11. A Pharaoh Story

12. Israeli Crash Land

13. Mardi Blah

Mr. Krabs takes the gang to New Orleans in honor of Mardi Gras, but the only way that Mr. Krabs can get attention is if he makes a float, so he turns this into a contest. The best float gets to go in the parade! SpongeBob works dilligently on his float, while Patrick puts in no effort at all. Squidward decides to go into town to look for supplies, but is sucked into a Mardi Gras marching band and can't make his float. Sandy decides to make a science-themed float, but Mr. Krabs hates it. In the end, Mr. Krabs goes with Pearl's girly float. (But wait, that's not the end of the episode) Then, the gang is forced to sing in some musical numbers as part of Mardi Gras, but then, Pearl gets kidnapped! It takes a while, but everyone finally tracks her down. Mr. Krabs blames Squidward, because he was the only one who didn't build a float. Squidward's punishment is that he is strapped on the wing of the plane until they get to their next stop.

Here's the first two episodes of my spinoff "SpongeBob & The Hi-Seas!" (based on the "Best Day Ever" CD)

BAND MEMBERS

*SpongeBob

*Patrick

*Sandy

*Squidward

*Mr. Krabs

*Plankton

*Gary

SEASON ONE

1. Pilot

After their appearance on the radio station, WH20, the Hi-Seas had broken up. But, one day, SpongeBob and Patrick got board and decided to bring the band back together. However, they discover the Bikini Bottomites have gotten over their music and no longer enjoy it, so they try to find the place where their music is appreciated. They are unable to find anywhere... until they land a mansion in Algae-Wood.

2. Screwballs and Nutjobs

Sandy, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs decide to fix up the mansion, only to cause more chaos thenever. Meanwhile, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Plankton try to get a record deal with the hottest manager in the city, Brian Coralman.

PLEASE REVIEW!

The Krusy Krab Show (2005-present)

Season 1 (2005-2006)

1. The Secret Agent (May 1, 2005)

2. Plankton's Strike! (May 8, 2005)

3. Money Bath (May 29, 2005)

4. The TV (June 30, 2005)

5. The Dinner (July 5, 2005)

6. S.W.A.T. Team (July 2, 2006)