A million lols!

*Zuko is atanding in a room with two rich Japanesse folks*

Zuko: You guys wanna hear a joke?
Rich guys: Ok.
Zuko: Ok, so these two black guys walk into a bar--
*Zuko stops talking and walks around the room. Then outside in the streets. Then outside the city. Then in another country. Then back at the room he checks again. No black people.
Zuko: So anyway--
Will Smith:*Comes out of the vase of a plant* Hey guys, what'cha doin'?
Zuko: Telling jokes.
Will Smith: I love jokes!
Zuko: So, um, the- the guys payed their bill, and they COULDN'T have been more curteous.

Bah I'm not original, but I can edit

Zuko's music night misterals
Bravely bold Prince Zuko, rode forth from his throne.
He was not afraid to die, o Brave Prince Zuko.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Prince Zuko!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed
into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Prince Zuko!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off

Zuko - WTF?

Me too! Stewie looked really funny in that one!

Do the girls really find Sokka hot? I'd figure they'd hate him or something. And is Zuko's sister a redhead? What's her name, anyway?

Azula kinda has my hair color.

Based on my cousins whom we don't like very much:

Haru: Katara, where's the milk?
Katara: In the back of the refrigerator.
Haru: 'Kay. (Takes out milk and gasps.) Aang!
Aang: Yeah?
Haru: This milk is one month expired!!!!
Aang: EEWWWWWWW!!!!!
Sokka: What? You can make buttermilk pancakes with it.

Aang: So, Sokka, where is the bathroom.
Sokka: In that shed. It's almost like a normal toilet, but instead of a flusher, there's sawdust.

Didn't get the last part, but it was still funny!

BAsed on one of my uncles:

Katara: Hey Zuko, this is your dad's scrapbook for when he was a little boy.
Zuko: Oooh! Let me see! (Flip through pages.)
OZai: What are you two doing?
Zuko: Looking at your scrapbook.
KAtara: OMG!!!! (Laughs so hard)
Zuko: What? (Sees and laughs hard too)
Ozai: What is it?
Katara (laughing): In kindergarten, 'When I grow up...I want to be a fairy!'

Aang (to Haru): Sokka and I are detectives, and we are led to believe that you know what happened to Jun.
Sokka: What do you mean by 'we?'
Haru: I have no idea how Jun bushed up daisies.
Aang: You know she wasn't bushing up daisies, she's dead.
Haru: It's an idiom.
Aang: No, you're the idiom.

Sokka: Guess what?!
Katara: What?
Sokka: I joined band!
Eric: That's cool! What instrument are you gonna play?
Sokka: Well, the instructor said that I'd be good at tuba. (Eric does a sly smile.) Don't get any ideas.
Eric:

Younger Zuko: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night!
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Zula: Zuko, I am your sister!
Zuko: No **** sherlock!
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Aang: (*Sneaks up to a hut with Zuko and Katara in it*)
Zuko: Everything is arranged on the bed.
Katara: I have a horrible headace, Zuko.
Zuko: Aw, come on, Katara! Just for tonight!
Katara: Okay.
Zutara: Pattycake, pattycake.
Katara: (Moans)
Zutara: Pattycake, pattycake
Katara: Oh, Zuko!
Aang: OMFG! You've got to be kiddin' me! (*Takes pics*)
The next day.....
Aang: Look at the pics, Sokka! It's Katara and Zuko playing pattycake!
Sokka: OMFG! (Looks at pics and Zutara are literally playing pattycake) NOT MY SISTER! Well, at least it's not you in Zuko's place, so, I accept them playing pattycake!
Aang: OMG! WTF?
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Sokka: Why do you flirt with Aang and Zuko constantly?
Katara: To piss you off.
Sokka: What?
Katara: Hey, look over there, it's Zuko stripping!
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(*Zuko and Katara alone in a room again, and of couse Iroh is listening through the door*)

Zuko: Now, let's make some Ice Cream.
Katara: Let me get your nuts.
Zuko: Oh, careful with my nuts, now.......
Katara: Oh, you have some big nuts.
Zuko: Don't forget my cream.
Katara: Your cream is such a beautiful white color.
Zuko: Oh, yeah.....and let's not forget your cherries.
Katara: Aren't they big?
Iroh: (*Bursting through door*) That's quite enough! ........Ice Cream AGAIN?! And I STILL can't believe they're not having sex!!
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Meng: Hey, Aang, do you think I look cute?
Aang: (*Looking at Zuko*) OMFG! You look so f*****g sexy!!
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Sokka: Zuko, you should hook up with Yue.
Zuko: Why?
Sokka: You're a prince and Yue's a princess. It makes sense.
Zuko: So? I'm with Katara, and she's not a princess, and you're with a princess and you're not a prince. Do you want me to make sure you don't nail my sister anymore?
Sokka: No, I love nailing Zula!!
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*Katara, Sokka, Aang, Iroh, Jet and Zuko are at a bowling alley*

Katara: Would you excuse me, I need to go tinkle. (*Goes to the bathroom*)
*In the bathroom*
Katara: (Tries to get some toilet covers, but there are no more) Aw, there's no more. (Starts taking toilet paper and puts it on the toilet seat, hears grunting, pauses)
Jet: (Standing on top of the wall of the stall) Aw, Jesus, just sit on the damn toilet already!
Katara: (looks up) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Knuckles: SoaB! (*Kicks Aang's ass*)
Yue: Wow, Knuckles, I'm dying to see what you can do in bed!
Rouge: WTF?! Are you trying to nail MY man?
Yue: (*Blows rasberry at Rouge*) Whatever. You can have Hahn!
Rouge: Well, you're getting ready to have my foot up your ass!
(Yue and Rouge get into a big catfight)
Knuckles: Aw, s**t! Not again! Why does Rouge have to be so (Bleep) jealous!
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Meng: Hey, let's watch wrestling! Can we, Zuko?
Zuko: No you can not. Wrestling is rated TV-14. And the last time I checked, you're only 12.
Meng: I'll close my eyes when it gets too colorful.
Zuko: I've seen the way you watch TV, Meng. You don't even blink!
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Yue: OMFG!
Sokka: What is it, Yue?
Yue: I had a dream that I had sex with Ben Afflick, not Knuckles.
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The Boy in the Iceberg
Take 1
Aang: Hi, I'm Aang!
Sokka: What is that?
Aang: This is my flying bison, Momo--I mean, Appa!
Everyone: *Laughs*
Cut!
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The Boy in the Iceberg
Take 2
Aang: Hi, I'm Aang! And I'm happy after I've been stuck in an Iceberg for 100 (Bleep) years!
Katara: Aang! This is a kids show, remember?
Aang: (Bleep) little kids! They are disgusting little bastards!
Katara: Aang!
Sokka: You better watch your mouth there, little boy! You ARE a little kid!!
Aang: No I'm not! I'm 112 (Bleep) YEARS OLD!!!! DAMN! I'VE ALREADY (Bleep) TOLD YOU!!
Cut!
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The Boy in the Iceberg
Take 756
Aang: Hi! I'm Meng! MENG?! Hahahahaha! I mean--Aang! Am I Aunt Wu's assistant or something? Am I going to marry someone with big ears? Hahahaha!! OMFG! Sorry! Sorry! Can we do it again?
Cut!
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The Boy in the Iceberg
Take 989,385,867,948,947,266,146,632,245,964,234,563,645,345,653,235,146,999,864,321,456,655,677,555,355,345,354,824,678,456,123,456,789,098,765,432,234,456,678,876,146,409,098,123,734,989,098,097,099,001,122,234,456,678,890,985!
Aang: Hi, I'm Aang!
Sokka: What is that?
Aang: This is--(whispers to Katara) Line?!
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