| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Eric: I wish I could meet my dream girl. Aang: Yeah, I already have. (Nods head) Hot blonde, big chest (looks at Katara)...yeah. Katara: I'm not any of those things! |
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Eric: I wish I could meet my dream girl. Aang: Yeah, I already have. (Nods head) Hot blonde, big chest (looks at Katara)...yeah. Katara: I'm not any of those things! |
| ToonGal wrote: |
| No one's noticed mine? |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: |
| You can't get enough, can you? Oh, but it's true. I was thinking maybe they'd be cats. The flower thing. OR-- i could build that molecule-transmiting machine. |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: |
| Is cuteness a crime? Cause she's guilty then! And yes. |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: |
| I bet we would. But i'm crazy! |
| Cosmic_Angel wrote: | ||
Has anyone noticed mine, either????? |
| Cosmic_Angel wrote: |
| Younger Zuko: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zula: Zuko, I am your sister! Zuko: No **** sherlock! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aang: (*Sneaks up to a hut with Zuko and Katara in it*) Zuko: Everything is arranged on the bed. Katara: I have a horrible headace, Zuko. Zuko: Aw, come on, Katara! Just for tonight! Katara: Okay. Zutara: Pattycake, pattycake. Katara: (Moans) Zutara: Pattycake, pattycake Katara: Oh, Zuko! Aang: OMFG! You've got to be kiddin' me! (*Takes pics*) The next day..... Aang: Look at the pics, Sokka! It's Katara and Zuko playing pattycake! Sokka: OMFG! (Looks at pics and Zutara are literally playing pattycake) NOT MY SISTER! Well, at least it's not you in Zuko's place, so, I accept them playing pattycake! Aang: OMG! WTF? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sokka: Why do you flirt with Aang and Zuko constantly? Katara: To piss you off. Sokka: What? Katara: Hey, look over there, it's Zuko stripping! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (*Zuko and Katara alone in a room again, and of couse Iroh is listening through the door*) Zuko: Now, let's make some Ice Cream. Katara: Let me get your nuts. Zuko: Oh, careful with my nuts, now....... Katara: Oh, you have some big nuts. Zuko: Don't forget my cream. Katara: Your cream is such a beautiful white color. Zuko: Oh, yeah.....and let's not forget your cherries. Katara: Aren't they big? Iroh: (*Bursting through door*) That's quite enough! ........Ice Cream AGAIN?! And I STILL can't believe they're not having sex!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meng: Hey, Aang, do you think I look cute? Aang: (*Looking at Zuko*) OMFG! You look so f*****g sexy!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sokka: Zuko, you should hook up with Yue. Zuko: Why? Sokka: You're a prince and Yue's a princess. It makes sense. Zuko: So? I'm with Katara, and she's not a princess, and you're with a princess and you're not a prince. Do you want me to make sure you don't nail my sister anymore? Sokka: No, I love nailing Zula!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Katara, Sokka, Aang, Iroh, Jet and Zuko are at a bowling alley* Katara: Would you excuse me, I need to go tinkle. (*Goes to the bathroom*) *In the bathroom* Katara: (Tries to get some toilet covers, but there are no more) Aw, there's no more. (Starts taking toilet paper and puts it on the toilet seat, hears grunting, pauses) Jet: (Standing on top of the wall of the stall) Aw, Jesus, just sit on the damn toilet already! Katara: (looks up) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knuckles: SoaB! (*Kicks Aang's ass*) Yue: Wow, Knuckles, I'm dying to see what you can do in bed! Rouge: WTF?! Are you trying to nail MY man? Yue: (*Blows rasberry at Rouge*) Whatever. You can have Hahn! Rouge: Well, you're getting ready to have my foot up your ass! (Yue and Rouge get into a big catfight) Knuckles: Aw, s**t! Not again! Why does Rouge have to be so (Bleep) jealous! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meng: Hey, let's watch wrestling! Can we, Zuko? Zuko: No you can not. Wrestling is rated TV-14. And the last time I checked, you're only 12. Meng: I'll close my eyes when it gets too colorful. Zuko: I've seen the way you watch TV, Meng. You don't even blink! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yue: OMFG! Sokka: What is it, Yue? Yue: I had a dream that I had sex with Ben Afflick, not Knuckles. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Boy in the Iceberg Take 1 Aang: Hi, I'm Aang! Sokka: What is that? Aang: This is my flying bison, Momo--I mean, Appa! Everyone: *Laughs* Cut! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Boy in the Iceberg Take 2 Aang: Hi, I'm Aang! And I'm happy after I've been stuck in an Iceberg for 100 (Bleep) years! Katara: Aang! This is a kids show, remember? Aang: (Bleep) little kids! They are disgusting little bastards! Katara: Aang! Sokka: You better watch your mouth there, little boy! You ARE a little kid!! Aang: No I'm not! I'm 112 (Bleep) YEARS OLD!!!! DAMN! I'VE ALREADY (Bleep) TOLD YOU!! Cut! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Boy in the Iceberg Take 756 Aang: Hi! I'm Meng! MENG?! Hahahahaha! I mean--Aang! Am I Aunt Wu's assistant or something? Am I going to marry someone with big ears? Hahahaha!! OMFG! Sorry! Sorry! Can we do it again? Cut! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Boy in the Iceberg Take 989,385,867,948,947,266,146,632,245,964,234,563,645,345,653,235,146,999,864,321,456,655,677,555,355,345,354,824,678,456,123,456,789,098,765,432,234,456,678,876,146,409,098,123,734,989,098,097,099,001,122,234,456,678,890,985! Aang: Hi, I'm Aang! Sokka: What is that? Aang: This is--(whispers to Katara) Line?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: | ||||
You are OBSESSED with fictional guys |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: | ||||||
I bet I'M more obsessed about you know who than SHE is about Knuckles! I HOLD THE RECORD BABY! No one will take my one and only record away, i tell you! No one!!! |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Eric: I have a confession to make. Everybody: What is it? Eric: I do hoes. Everybody: What the hell?! When did you start doing this? Eric: Well, I was out in the garden and I saw one, and you know? Everybody: Eric we're suprised at you!!!!! Aang: What was it like? KAtara: *Cough*perv*cough*!!! Eric: Well, the handle was so smooth that I - you know what? I can't tell the rest. Katrina: Wait, what do you mean by 'handle?' Eric (raises eyebrow): You know, the handle of the hoe? Sokka: So it will be able to pick them up? (Laughs) Eric: Uhhhh...Duh. You guys know I'm talking about a gardening tool, right? Everybody (eyes widen and faces turn bright red): Oh, of course we knew. That's what we thought you were saying because we know what we think, and we think what we know, and we know Katrina likes ice cream so we think that because we have brains. |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Both above funny...and a little scary |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Both above funny...and a little scary |
