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    karatewolfpunk

    [561]Mar 16, 2006
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    Sokka: Hey Victor, whatcha listening to?
    Victor (on phone): Playboy By Phone.
    Sokka: What's that?
    Victor: I just saw a paper advertising it, and a naked girl talks to you on the phone and does sweet stuff like whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
    Sokka: Sweet. Where did you see the paper?
    Victor: It was on the front step.
    Sokka: Do you pay?
    Victor: The girl said it goes on the doorstep. $750/monthly and allowed to tip.
    Sokka: Let me listen.
    Victor: Let me put it on speaker. (Presses button)
    Sokka: WHOA!!! This is hot!
    Victor: DUH!!!!
    Eric (comes in): What are you two doing? Oh yeah, and I found some money on the doorstep. The Girl Scouts are losing their touch.
    Victor: We're listening to Playboy By Phone, and that money is for them.
    Eric: Let me listen. (Second pause) WHOA! OMG!
    Sokka: That was so wicked!
    Victor: That deserves extra money. (Takes out $5 and takes outside.)
    KAtrina (on cellphone): AHHHH!
    Victor: Katrina, what are you doing?!
    Eric (from inside room): Wow, they do skits too!
    Victor: You're Playboy By Phone?!
    Katrina: Yes.
    Victor: You're not even naked!
    KAtrina: Well, thanks for the money. (Grabs it from the doorstep and Victor's hand and runs off.)
    Victor (back in): Guys, Playboy By Phone was just made up. Katrina just did that to make money.
    Sokka: Okay, because that was one wierd skit.
    Eric: But she's still going.
    Victor: Who gives a damn? Let's listen. Do you think we still have to pay?
    Eric: Do you think she can put a tuba on?
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    Cosmic_Angel

    [562]Mar 16, 2006
    • member since: 02/20/06
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    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 852
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: Hey Victor, whatcha listening to?
    Victor (on phone): Playboy By Phone.
    Sokka: What's that?
    Victor: I just saw a paper advertising it, and a naked girl talks to you on the phone and does sweet stuff like whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
    Sokka: Sweet. Where did you see the paper?
    Victor: It was on the front step.
    Sokka: Do you pay?
    Victor: The girl said it goes on the doorstep. $750/monthly and allowed to tip.
    Sokka: Let me listen.
    Victor: Let me put it on speaker. (Presses button)
    Sokka: WHOA!!! This is hot!
    Victor: DUH!!!!
    Eric (comes in): What are you two doing? Oh yeah, and I found some money on the doorstep. The Girl Scouts are losing their touch.
    Victor: We're listening to Playboy By Phone, and that money is for them.
    Eric: Let me listen. (Second pause) WHOA! OMG!
    Sokka: That was so wicked!
    Victor: That deserves extra money. (Takes out $5 and takes outside.)
    KAtrina (on cellphone): AHHHH!
    Victor: Katrina, what are you doing?!
    Eric (from inside room): Wow, they do skits too!
    Victor: You're Playboy By Phone?!
    Katrina: Yes.
    Victor: You're not even naked!
    KAtrina: Well, thanks for the money. (Grabs it from the doorstep and Victor's hand and runs off.)
    Victor (back in): Guys, Playboy By Phone was just made up. Katrina just did that to make money.
    Sokka: Okay, because that was one wierd skit.
    Eric: But she's still going.
    Victor: Who gives a damn? Let's listen. Do you think we still have to pay?
    Eric: Do you think she can put a tuba on?

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    PrincessZula

    [563]Mar 16, 2006
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    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 1,599
    Cosmic_Angel wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: Hey Victor, whatcha listening to?
    Victor (on phone): Playboy By Phone.
    Sokka: What's that?
    Victor: I just saw a paper advertising it, and a naked girl talks to you on the phone and does sweet stuff like whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
    Sokka: Sweet. Where did you see the paper?
    Victor: It was on the front step.
    Sokka: Do you pay?
    Victor: The girl said it goes on the doorstep. $750/monthly and allowed to tip.
    Sokka: Let me listen.
    Victor: Let me put it on speaker. (Presses button)
    Sokka: WHOA!!! This is hot!
    Victor: DUH!!!!
    Eric (comes in): What are you two doing? Oh yeah, and I found some money on the doorstep. The Girl Scouts are losing their touch.
    Victor: We're listening to Playboy By Phone, and that money is for them.
    Eric: Let me listen. (Second pause) WHOA! OMG!
    Sokka: That was so wicked!
    Victor: That deserves extra money. (Takes out $5 and takes outside.)
    KAtrina (on cellphone): AHHHH!
    Victor: Katrina, what are you doing?!
    Eric (from inside room): Wow, they do skits too!
    Victor: You're Playboy By Phone?!
    Katrina: Yes.
    Victor: You're not even naked!
    KAtrina: Well, thanks for the money. (Grabs it from the doorstep and Victor's hand and runs off.)
    Victor (back in): Guys, Playboy By Phone was just made up. Katrina just did that to make money.
    Sokka: Okay, because that was one wierd skit.
    Eric: But she's still going.
    Victor: Who gives a damn? Let's listen. Do you think we still have to pay?
    Eric: Do you think she can put a tuba on?



    thats clever
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    supersonicfan01

    [564]Mar 16, 2006
    • member since: 05/06/05
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 4,186
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: Hey Victor, whatcha listening to?
    Victor (on phone): Playboy By Phone.
    Sokka: What's that?
    Victor: I just saw a paper advertising it, and a naked girl talks to you on the phone and does sweet stuff like whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
    Sokka: Sweet. Where did you see the paper?
    Victor: It was on the front step.
    Sokka: Do you pay?
    Victor: The girl said it goes on the doorstep. $750/monthly and allowed to tip.
    Sokka: Let me listen.
    Victor: Let me put it on speaker. (Presses button)
    Sokka: WHOA!!! This is hot!
    Victor: DUH!!!!
    Eric (comes in): What are you two doing? Oh yeah, and I found some money on the doorstep. The Girl Scouts are losing their touch.
    Victor: We're listening to Playboy By Phone, and that money is for them.
    Eric: Let me listen. (Second pause) WHOA! OMG!
    Sokka: That was so wicked!
    Victor: That deserves extra money. (Takes out $5 and takes outside.)
    KAtrina (on cellphone): AHHHH!
    Victor: Katrina, what are you doing?!
    Eric (from inside room): Wow, they do skits too!
    Victor: You're Playboy By Phone?!
    Katrina: Yes.
    Victor: You're not even naked!
    KAtrina: Well, thanks for the money. (Grabs it from the doorstep and Victor's hand and runs off.)
    Victor (back in): Guys, Playboy By Phone was just made up. Katrina just did that to make money.
    Sokka: Okay, because that was one wierd skit.
    Eric: But she's still going.
    Victor: Who gives a damn? Let's listen. Do you think we still have to pay?
    Eric: Do you think she can put a tuba on?




    This is ESPECIALLY funny for ME man!
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    Cosmic_Angel

    [565]Mar 16, 2006
    • member since: 02/20/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 852
    PrincessZula wrote:
    Cosmic_Angel wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: Hey Victor, whatcha listening to?
    Victor (on phone): Playboy By Phone.
    Sokka: What's that?
    Victor: I just saw a paper advertising it, and a naked girl talks to you on the phone and does sweet stuff like whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
    Sokka: Sweet. Where did you see the paper?
    Victor: It was on the front step.
    Sokka: Do you pay?
    Victor: The girl said it goes on the doorstep. $750/monthly and allowed to tip.
    Sokka: Let me listen.
    Victor: Let me put it on speaker. (Presses button)
    Sokka: WHOA!!! This is hot!
    Victor: DUH!!!!
    Eric (comes in): What are you two doing? Oh yeah, and I found some money on the doorstep. The Girl Scouts are losing their touch.
    Victor: We're listening to Playboy By Phone, and that money is for them.
    Eric: Let me listen. (Second pause) WHOA! OMG!
    Sokka: That was so wicked!
    Victor: That deserves extra money. (Takes out $5 and takes outside.)
    KAtrina (on cellphone): AHHHH!
    Victor: Katrina, what are you doing?!
    Eric (from inside room): Wow, they do skits too!
    Victor: You're Playboy By Phone?!
    Katrina: Yes.
    Victor: You're not even naked!
    KAtrina: Well, thanks for the money. (Grabs it from the doorstep and Victor's hand and runs off.)
    Victor (back in): Guys, Playboy By Phone was just made up. Katrina just did that to make money.
    Sokka: Okay, because that was one wierd skit.
    Eric: But she's still going.
    Victor: Who gives a damn? Let's listen. Do you think we still have to pay?
    Eric: Do you think she can put a tuba on?



    thats clever

    VERY clever!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [566]Mar 16, 2006
    • member since: 06/17/05
    • level: 31
    • rank: Blues Brother
    • posts: 1,478
    NOTE:

    Nothing on here is true about the real-life people - none of us are gay.
    Eric is not gay even though I like making him. He doesn't play with the tuba either. He's just "normal."
    As with the Avatar character characters, everything is true, they all are g@y w*****.

    PEACE OUT
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [567]Mar 17, 2006
    • member since: 06/21/05
    • level: 41
    • rank: Sleestack
    • posts: 7,857
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: Hey Victor, whatcha listening to?
    Victor (on phone): Playboy By Phone.
    Sokka: What's that?
    Victor: I just saw a paper advertising it, and a naked girl talks to you on the phone and does sweet stuff like whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
    Sokka: Sweet. Where did you see the paper?
    Victor: It was on the front step.
    Sokka: Do you pay?
    Victor: The girl said it goes on the doorstep. $750/monthly and allowed to tip.
    Sokka: Let me listen.
    Victor: Let me put it on speaker. (Presses button)
    Sokka: WHOA!!! This is hot!
    Victor: DUH!!!!
    Eric (comes in): What are you two doing? Oh yeah, and I found some money on the doorstep. The Girl Scouts are losing their touch.
    Victor: We're listening to Playboy By Phone, and that money is for them.
    Eric: Let me listen. (Second pause) WHOA! OMG!
    Sokka: That was so wicked!
    Victor: That deserves extra money. (Takes out $5 and takes outside.)
    KAtrina (on cellphone): AHHHH!
    Victor: Katrina, what are you doing?!
    Eric (from inside room): Wow, they do skits too!
    Victor: You're Playboy By Phone?!
    Katrina: Yes.
    Victor: You're not even naked!
    KAtrina: Well, thanks for the money. (Grabs it from the doorstep and Victor's hand and runs off.)
    Victor (back in): Guys, Playboy By Phone was just made up. Katrina just did that to make money.
    Sokka: Okay, because that was one wierd skit.
    Eric: But she's still going.
    Victor: Who gives a damn? Let's listen. Do you think we still have to pay?
    Eric: Do you think she can put a tuba on?


    Good one!!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [568]Mar 17, 2006
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    • level: 31
    • rank: Blues Brother
    • posts: 1,478
    IN HONOR OF SECOND SEASON PREMIERE:

    KAtrina: The second season is showing!
    Eric: Oh no! I have to go to the bathroom! (Runs in bathroom.)
    Katara: I hope he is in there for a few minutes. I'm wearing something in the beginning that he doesn't really like and told me not to wear. (Toilet flushes) Oh no!
    Katrina: It's on! Wow! Why doesn't he like you wearing that?! You look so hot!
    KAtara: KATRINA HELP ME!!!!! Oh no, the door is opening.
    Eric: Hey, it's on!
    Katrina: Wash your hands!
    Eric: (Hesitates) How did you know?! (Walks back in)
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    Cosmic_Angel

    [569]Mar 17, 2006
    • member since: 02/20/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 852
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    IN HONOR OF SECOND SEASON PREMIERE:

    KAtrina: The second season is showing!
    Eric: Oh no! I have to go to the bathroom! (Runs in bathroom.)
    Katara: I hope he is in there for a few minutes. I'm wearing something in the beginning that he doesn't really like and told me not to wear. (Toilet flushes) Oh no!
    Katrina: It's on! Wow! Why doesn't he like you wearing that?! You look so hot!
    KAtara: KATRINA HELP ME!!!!! Oh no, the door is opening.
    Eric: Hey, it's on!
    Katrina: Wash your hands!
    Eric: (Hesitates) How did you know?! (Walks back in)


    What a masterpiece!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [570]Mar 17, 2006
    • member since: 06/21/05
    • level: 41
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    • posts: 7,857
    Cosmic_Angel wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    IN HONOR OF SECOND SEASON PREMIERE:

    KAtrina: The second season is showing!
    Eric: Oh no! I have to go to the bathroom! (Runs in bathroom.)
    Katara: I hope he is in there for a few minutes. I'm wearing something in the beginning that he doesn't really like and told me not to wear. (Toilet flushes) Oh no!
    Katrina: It's on! Wow! Why doesn't he like you wearing that?! You look so hot!
    KAtara: KATRINA HELP ME!!!!! Oh no, the door is opening.
    Eric: Hey, it's on!
    Katrina: Wash your hands!
    Eric: (Hesitates) How did you know?! (Walks back in)


    What a masterpiece!


    You're telling me
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    karatewolfpunk

    [571]Mar 17, 2006
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    Katrina and Eric are undressing each other. Then Katara comes in and Eric leaves Katrina for Katara.

    Sorry, I just wanted to write something sad.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [572]Mar 17, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katrina and Eric are undressing each other. Then Katara comes in and Eric leaves Katrina for Katara.

    Sorry, I just wanted to write something sad.


    That is sad, oh wait, was I suppose to say anything?
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    karatewolfpunk

    [573]Mar 17, 2006
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    • rank: Blues Brother
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katrina and Eric are undressing each other. Then Katara comes in and Eric leaves Katrina for Katara.

    Sorry, I just wanted to write something sad.


    That is sad, oh wait, was I suppose to say anything?


    Katrina:
    Eric: What's the matter?
    KAtara: You were in the middle of doing her then I came in the room and you started doing me.
    Eric: What? You both are better than my tuba. (Angry tuba marches in.) I mean I was just kidding!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [574]Mar 18, 2006
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    Eric: Flower, I need your help very badly!
    Flower: Did you get Katara pregnant? because I thought that that was just a dream.
    Eric: No, I remembered to use a condom.
    Flower: Then what???
    Eric: I got Katrina pregnant.

    C'mon people!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [575]Mar 18, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Eric: Flower, I need your help very badly!
    Flower: Did you get Katara pregnant? because I thought that that was just a dream.
    Eric: No, I remembered to use a condom.
    Flower: Then what???
    Eric: I got Katrina pregnant.

    C'mon people!


    YES! I'm a father.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [576]Mar 20, 2006
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    • level: 31
    • rank: Blues Brother
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Eric: Flower, I need your help very badly!
    Flower: Did you get Katara pregnant? because I thought that that was just a dream.
    Eric: No, I remembered to use a condom.
    Flower: Then what???
    Eric: I got Katrina pregnant.

    C'mon people!


    YES! I'm a father.


    Aang: It's too late to take KAtrina to the hospital!
    KAtara: CAn't you take her on Appa?!
    Aang: No, it's too dangerous and she is gonna give birth in a few minutes!
    Eric: NO, SHE JUST STARTED LEAKING!!!!
    Aang: Well, thanks to Katara it's coming out VERY soon.
    Katrina: $%*#$%~$^*$ YOU GUYS!!!!! I THINK IT'S COMING OUT! (The people rush to her side.)
    KAtara (on Katrina's side): Push, Katrina, push.
    Eric (holding Katrina's hand): You can do it sweetie.
    Aang (looking up her *ahem*): It's not coming out! You have to push harder!
    KAtrina: I CAN'T! Eric, you push for me.
    Eric: Katrina, you have to push. (Katrina tries, but she can't seem to.)
    Aang (to Katara and Eric): Come up with something!
    Katara: Zuko is not hot! (Katrina starts pushing again.)
    Eric: Oh, so that's what she thinks?
    KAtrina: Oww, oww...
    Aang: PUSH HARDER!!!!!
    KAtrina: I can't!
    Eric: On the count of three, we'll push. One, two, three! (KAtrina pushes very hard, and her head bumps into Eric who falls to the ground.)
    Katrina: Where's Eric?
    Eric (holding head): I'm okay. Man, nobody knows how much that hurt! (The girls give him looks.) KEEP PUSHING!
    Aang: It's coming...OMG!!!!
    Everybody: What?!
    Aang: Oh, it's coming out it's other side! I thought it had two heads! (The baby comes out and everybody lives happily ever after.)
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    supersonicfan01

    [577]Mar 20, 2006
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    Wow.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [578]Mar 20, 2006
    • member since: 06/21/05
    • level: 41
    • rank: Sleestack
    • posts: 7,857
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Eric: Flower, I need your help very badly!
    Flower: Did you get Katara pregnant? because I thought that that was just a dream.
    Eric: No, I remembered to use a condom.
    Flower: Then what???
    Eric: I got Katrina pregnant.

    C'mon people!


    YES! I'm a father.


    Aang: It's too late to take KAtrina to the hospital!
    KAtara: CAn't you take her on Appa?!
    Aang: No, it's too dangerous and she is gonna give birth in a few minutes!
    Eric: NO, SHE JUST STARTED LEAKING!!!!
    Aang: Well, thanks to Katara it's coming out VERY soon.
    Katrina: $%*#$%~$^*$ YOU GUYS!!!!! I THINK IT'S COMING OUT! (The people rush to her side.)
    KAtara (on Katrina's side): Push, Katrina, push.
    Eric (holding Katrina's hand): You can do it sweetie.
    Aang (looking up her *ahem*): It's not coming out! You have to push harder!
    KAtrina: I CAN'T! Eric, you push for me.
    Eric: Katrina, you have to push. (Katrina tries, but she can't seem to.)
    Aang (to Katara and Eric): Come up with something!
    Katara: Zuko is not hot! (Katrina starts pushing again.)
    Eric: Oh, so that's what she thinks?
    KAtrina: Oww, oww...
    Aang: PUSH HARDER!!!!!
    KAtrina: I can't!
    Eric: On the count of three, we'll push. One, two, three! (KAtrina pushes very hard, and her head bumps into Eric who falls to the ground.)
    Katrina: Where's Eric?
    Eric (holding head): I'm okay. Man, nobody knows how much that hurt! (The girls give him looks.) KEEP PUSHING!
    Aang: It's coming...OMG!!!!
    Everybody: What?!
    Aang: Oh, it's coming out it's other side! I thought it had two heads! (The baby comes out and everybody lives happily ever after.)


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    ToonGal

    [579]Mar 21, 2006
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    Here's another quote thingy...

    *A new eppie of Avatar goes into a commercial break*

    Me: You think that you've seen every episode of Avatar shown so far, right? ...WRONG!!! I'm offering you a once in a lifetime chance: a lost episode of Avatar, known as Avatar: The Last Musical! Here's some clips from this musical extravaganza! ...*ahem* I said, "Here's some clips from this musical extravaganza!"
    Guy: ...OH!!! *pops in tape*

    Sokka (shirtless): I'm too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt! So sexy it hurts!

    Aang: If I go crazy, then will you still call me Avatar? If I'm alive and well, will you still be there holdin' my hand?

    Zuko (running in a field of flowers): Born free! As free as the wind blows! As free as the grass grows! Born free to follow my heart!

    Katara (covered in blue paint): I'm blue! Dee dee dee, dee dee dee! Dee dee dee, dee dee dee! Dee dee dee, dee dee dee!
    (Aang: Okaaaaay...)

    Iroh: Winter, Spring...What? Did you think that I would sing something else?

    Kana and Aunt Wu: Thanks for the medicare! For blue cross and blue shield! For a hip that finally healed! We thank you...so much!

    Me: ...And so there you have it! You can have this for just $19.95!
    Guy Off-screen: *cough*This is fake.*cough*

    Announcer: We now return to Avatar...
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    karatewolfpunk

    [580]Mar 24, 2006
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    Everybody's forgotten about this, haven't they?
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