Victor: I can't understand girls, they're so wierd.
Eric: They're like artichokes...
Victor: They're thorny?
Eric: I'm not finished. You have to peel it for some time before you can get to their heart.
Victor: Are you sure it's not just thorny?
Eric: No, it's their heart.
Victor: Why artichokes? I don't like them. How about onions?
Eric: There's nothing in the middle of onions that people love eating more than the outside.
Victor: I love the inside on an onion.
Eric: Then you're just really wierd.
Victor: I know, I'm constantly reminded.
Katara: Why was this just focused on you guys? You're not even in the show.
Eric: I'm married to you...and we used Victor's molecule-transmitting machine to get here.
Katara: How do you like it?
Victor: It's great, except that Tia thinks I'm a whore.

You're funny, karatewolfpunk, and so is everyone else!

Aang: Jun, what are you?
Jun: Human? (Eric, Katrina, Sokka, and Katara laugh.)
Aang: No, I mean what nation are you from?
Jun: I'm a mix of Earth and fire. *Not really a fact*
Sokka: Wow, a mix? You are one hot girl!!!!!!
Jun: Um, no. (Shows them between "her" legs.)
Sokka: EEWWWWWWWWW!!!! (Looks way)
Katara: Dude, I can't look at that!!!! (Looks away)
Katrina: Poor Jake. (Looks away)
Sokka: Eric (heads turn to Eric), why haven't you said anything.
Eric (still staring): Can't stop looking at that beautiful thing.
Katara: PERV!!!
Eric: What? It has the shape of a tuba.

(In Aang's apartment, Katara, Aang, Zuko, and Katrina are chillin'.)
Katrina: Yo, Katara. Where's Eric?
Katara: At my place, doing the dishes.
Katrina: Why do I ask?
(In Katara's apartment)
Katrina: Eric? (Sees note on table - At Aang's place.) Okaaay, I was just there.
(Aang's place)
Katrina: Aang, is Eric here?
Aang: He was, why?
Katrina: I'm trying to find him. What was he doing here?
Aang: Doing the dishes.
KAtrina: Why do I even ask? What is he doing now?
Aang: Groceries.
Katrina: Know where?
Aang: No, I just know they're for Zuko.
(Zuko's place)
Katrina: Zuko, where's Eric?
Zuko: I don't know. I called him here from Aang's place to do my groceries. Why?
Katrina: I've been looking all over the place for him, but he keeps going everywhere else.
Zuko: What has he been doing?
Katrina: Dishes.
Zuko: Why do I even ask?
(Katara's place)
Katrina: Back from Aang's place?
KAtara: Yeah.
Katrina: Where's Eric?
Katara: He just dropped by to say 'hi' then went to Zuko's place.
Katrina: Noooooo.
(Zuko's place)
KAtrina: Eric drop off groceries?
Zuko: Yeah.
KAtrina: Where is he now?
Zuko: Picking up his brother from work.
Katrina: I really need to find him.
Zuko: Why?
KAtrina: Important matters.
Zuko: I may know what he'll be doing next.
Katrina: What?
Zuko: Either dishes, grocery shopping, or picking up his brother from work. That's what he's always doing.

SEVEN MORE POST GUYS!

Hi guys!!! I haven't been here in awhile, what up guys!!!!!!

Aang: So, i invested all my money on Sokka's adult stroller idea. *Everyone looks at him with an "you're an idiot" face.*

Zuko: That's a wheelchair. And who's gonna be pushing you around?

Aang: Trained buffalos! Sokka's got it all figured out!

Victor's little girlfriend...



Does anybody else wonder how old the flower girls will be when they get married?

You can't get enough, can you? Oh, but it's true. I was thinking maybe they'd be cats. The flower thing. OR-- i could build that molecule-transmiting machine.

You think she's REALLY cute, don't you?

Is cuteness a crime? Cause she's guilty then! And yes.