Woman: HELP!!! HELP!!!! My cousin just got murdered.
Aang: Sokka and I are on the case!
Sokka: What?! Aang, we are not detectives. Remember what happened last time?
(Flashback)
Aang: I got the tape!
President: Thank you Avatar. Let us see it. (Puts tape in.)
Katara (on screen): Oh Aang!!!!
President: What is this?
Sokka: YOU DID MY SISTER????!!!!!!!!!!!
Aang: Uh no! (Ejects tape) Uhh - Katara stole the money and put it up her area.
President: YOU'RE DISMISSED FROM THE MISSION!!!!
(Back to now)
Aang: Yeah, nobody was ever able to solve the mission.
Woman (sobbing): Please help!!!
Sokka: Oh, alright. Take us to the body.
(In room with a body lying on the floor with a chalk outline.)
Aang: This is really suspicious. (Walks up to body)
Sokka: What is it? (Comes up with him)
Aang: Don't you think it's really strange that he got murdered EXACTLY in the chalk outline?
Sokka: I think that was drawn AFTER the murder. This is worse than last time!!!!!
(Katara's room)
Zuko: That was the best sex ever!
Katara: Well, that is not the only thing I stuck up there...

that one is now my favorite, I lack the creativity for stuff like this

You mean the movie? I wanna see that movie!

I've run out of quotes!

Sokka: Hey guys! I fixed my technologically advanced device! All i had to do was replace the circuit thrusters with trinium contaning enough electromagnenic output on the microscopic level creating a drift to where the excess heating of the circuitry could escape!

Aang: I DARE you to say that again.

Me too. I'm out of ideas.

Well i don't know about you guys, but i'm not about to give up on this thread. We're only 46 posts away when i finish this post!

(Aang, Sokka, and Victor are in hotel room.)
Aang (hears two people making out): Sounds like Eric and Katara are having fun.
KAtrina's voice: Oh Eric, you are truly the best kisser in the world! (The three gasp)
Sokka: He's cheating on my sister?!
Victor: KAtrina's cheating on Zuko?! She said that if she ever decided to cheat on him , it would be with me!!!!!
Aang: I wonder how Katara and Zuko are gonna take this.
KAtara's voice: Oh Zuko, your kissing is so much better than Eric's!
Sokka: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD???!!!!!!!!
Aang (hissing): Shut it!! These are thin walls!!!!
Victor: (Hearing them making out) I LOVE THESE THIN WALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(In other rooms)
Zuko/Eric: (Stop making out) What was that?
KAtara/Katrina: What the hell. (Start making out again)
(Back to three guys)
Aang: Be quiet!
Victor: We have to split up! Sokka and Aang will listen to Zuko and Katara and I will listen to Eric and Katara. (All go to assigned positions.)
Aang (After a minute): You know Sokka, you are listening to you're sister.
Sokka: EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!! (Runs to Victr's side.)
Aang: (KAtara and Zuko get hotter) Wow, this sounds like free porn!!!!!! (Victor rushes to Aang's side.)
Sokka: Hey, all of the noise stopped...
Eric (gets in room): Hey you guys...(Sees them) What are you doing?
Aang: We are hugging the wall because we're going to miss this place. Bye hotel, I'll always remember these sweet memories. (Gets off)
Victor: I'll miss the free porn. (Get off)
Sokka: See ya. (Gets off)
Eric: Okaaay...Have you seen Zuko?
All three: No no no, but he might be in his room.
Eric: Okay. (ets on wall) Thank you, you sweet hotel. (All three give him look and he quickly leaves.)
Victor: Back on wall!
(In Zuko's room)
Zuko: Katara. (Knock on door)
Eric: Are you Zuko?
Zuko: What do I do???!!!!!!! I can't lie!!!!!!!!
KAtara: Tell the truth!!
Zuko: I CAN'T DO THAT EITHER!!!!
Katara: Then I will hide under the bed. (Zuko tries to go under bed.)
Zuko: I won't fit!
KAtara: Find somewhere!!!
Eric: Zuko?
Katara: Zuko's not here, honey! (The three guys open adjoining door and pull Zuko through.) Hey Eric.
Eric: Oh hi Katara. I need to talk to Zuko. Oh yeah, and I also need totalk to you too.
Katara: OH! (Looks around and doesn't see Zuko, and starts look ing around.)
Eric: I feel our relationship hasn't been working...Are you sure you don't know where Zuko is?
Katara (still looking): Seriously, I don't know. (Eric's cell rings)
Eric: Hello? MOM!!!! Pick up groceries???!!!!!!! I hate that you moved to this paradise island!!!! Alright, alright, I will. I have to go.
Katara: Bye. (Eric leaves, Katara keeps lopking, and all four pour out adjoining door.)
Zuko: Katara, these 3 have been listeing to us the whole time!!!!!!!!
KAtara: Oh, trying to invade my privacy???!!!!!
Sokka: You're cheating on Eric and (Turns to Zuko) and you're cheating on Katrina!!!!
KAtara: That's no excuse!!!
Aang: We need to go now. (Sokka and Aang walk back though door but Victor stops halfway.)
Victor: We're sorry. Can you do one favor for us please?
KAtara (bitterly): What?
Victor: Anunciate. (Leaves room and Zuko and Katara continue making out.)

*Zuko and Katara are watching a TV commercial together*

Woman on TV: (Putting sunscreen on another woman) Mmmmm...it's so hot out here!
Other woman on TV: And it's just getting getting hotter!
(Woman taking off thier bikinis)
Narrator: Patriot beer. Drink it and hot women will have sex in your backyard.
Katara: I guarantee a man made that commerical. Typical male fantasy. Women drinking beer.
Zuko: Of course a man made that commercial, Katara. It's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner!
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Avatar meets Family Guy
-Part 3-

(There is a knock on Zula's door, Zula opens door)
Quagmire: How old are you, honey?
Zula: 15
Quagmire: 18? You're first!
Zula: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is going! Giggity giggity gi-gi-ty!
*Meanwhile*
Stewie: How the deuce are we going to kill Lois when death's ankle is broken? Damn you all to hell!
Zuko: Damn you all to hell.....that's it! Where's death's sythe?!
Stewie: Yes. The sythe is the key to death. Yes! We must obtain that sythe! It's the key to Lois dying!
Zuko: Yeah! (*Runs to another room to look for it*)
(Stewie is still in the living room, he looks around to see if there is anyone around to hear him. Stewie gets out a tape recorder)
Stewie: Knick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone!
*Meanwhile again*
Quagmire: So, what are you girls going to do? Compare breasts, spin the bottle, go on the S.S. Quagmire?
Zula: Do we know you?
Quagmire: I'm the man of your dreams! Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity goo!
Zula: You're not Sokka......!
Katara: And you're not Zuko, either!
Aang: And I'm not a girl!
Meng: But I am!
Meg: You are DEFINATLY not Sokka, Mr. Quagmire
Quagmire: I'll be Charlie and you can all be my angels. Except you. (Points to Meng) You can be that other dude.
*Meanwhile, again, again*
Stewie: Damn! We can't find the sythe anywhere!!
Zuko: Where the hell is it? Hey, what's that shining thing underneath the coutch? Could it be?
Stewie: The sythe! (Gets shiny thing out from underneath the coutch) Ohh....something sharp and rusty!
Zuko: Wait! Didn't Zula give that to Sokka?
Stewie: (Looks at it and throws it) Augh!! That was disgusting! (Sharp thing hits Lois in the head)
Lois: I thought I felt something (Gets out sharp and rusty thing) OMG! Where did this come from?! PETER!!
Zuko and Stewie: (*Laughing*)
Stewie: This is gonna take a while
Zuko: (Sighs, looking at Lois) Yeah....(Thinking Yessss! Too bad she's married and I'm with Katara. Oh, well, I can still nail Katara.
Stewie: Where the hell is the damn sythe?
*Meanwhile again, again, again*
Zula: I guess it's time to play spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on has to make out in the closet with Aang for 7 hours! (Spins bottle, lands on Quagmire)
Quagmire: What the--?
(Girls giggle)
Quagmire: This has to be some mistake!
Aang: Yay!
Zula: Have fun, Quagmire!
Quagmire: Oh, god! This has to be some dream! Wake up! Oh, god! Oh, god! OMFG! NO!!
Will Quagmire make out with Aang? Stay tuned for Family Guy -Part 4!-
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Bender: Kiss my shiny metal ass!
Zuko: Doesn't look that shiny to me.
Bender: Well it's shinier than yours!
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Katara: Come on in Bumi, Iroh, Zhao, Ozai, Michael Jackson, Michael Moore, and Elmer Fudd.
(Aang enters his house with his landlord)
Katara: Oh, my god, look who's here, and look at all these prositutes in Aang's house!
Chorus: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Katara: 7! 7 prositutes!
Landlord: This is not going to work, Katara!
Aang: Katara! You and 5 of those prositutes get out!
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Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
The Cabbage man....he grows weed
Cabbage man: ?? (Nods "no")
The cabbage man.......he molests his cabbages
Cabbage man: ?? (Nods "no")
The cabbage man....he grows the best cabbages in the whole wide world
Cabbage man: (Nods "Yes")
The Cabbage man....he likes cabbages
Cabbage man: (Nods "yes")
Now you know The Cabbage man
Cabbage man: (Nods "Yes")
Nod Cabbage man, nod.....