Sorry about my last post. No one where I lives ever talks about that kind of thing, and personally I really wouldn't want her coming up to me, asking about this kind of stuff. Some of these are admittedly pretty funny, though.

I wish i still had MY funny. I used to post some really good quotes here. It's freezing outside, i hope there's no school today.

Aang: Zuko, why are you bad?
Zuko: I'm not bad, I was just drawn that way

Doctor: I don't know how to tell you this, Mr. Iroh. So I'll let these guys do it!
(Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara, and Jet come in)
Aang: You have AIDS.
Group: Yes, you have AIDS.
Aang: I hate to tell you, boy, you have AIDS.
Group: You got the AIDS.
Aang: You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Group: Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.
Aang: It isn???t clear, but what we???re certain of is that you have AIDS.
Group: Yes, you have AIDS.
Aang: Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
Group: Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS. Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
Zuko: I???m sorry, I wish it was something less serious,
Group: but it???s AIDS. You???ve got the AIDS.

It's been awhile since I've posted in this thread. This one is gonna be based on MythBusters...

Adam: Say, Jamie, don't you think we need a break from busting myths?
Jamie: Yeah...think we could go to a tropical island somewhere?
Adam: Sure. We'll need somebody to fill in for us while we're gone. But who?
Jamie: They need to be very scientific and able to take pain...
Adam: But where are we gonna find two people like that?

*Sokka and Teo's Dad walk by*

Sokka: You're a genius!
TD: No, you're the genius!
Sokka: No, you're the genius!
Adam: Those guys will do. Hey!
Sokka: *turns his head* What?
Adam: Would you and that other guy like to fill in for me and Jamie on MythBusters?
Jamie: We're taking a vacation.
Sokka: Will we get to do experiments?
TD: Will I get to blow stuff up?
Adam & Jamie: *nods*
Sokka & TD: We're in.

*later*

Jamie: Here's our lab. Try not to do anything stupid, okay?
TD & Sokka: Okay.

*Adam & Jamie leave*

Sokka: WOW!!!! This place is amazing!
TD: Just think of all the inventions I could make here!
Sokka: So...these guys test myths, right?
TD: Correct.
Sokka: What should we put to the test?
TD: I have no idea. ...Wait, I got it!
Sokka: What?
TD: Let's see if it's possible to make a fart explosive!
Sokka: I'm I gonna have to be the guinea pig?

*About a week later, Adam & Jamie return from their vacation*

Adam: I wish I was back in Tahiti...
Jamie: Me too...
Adam: *sees that the lab has exploded*
Jamie: Adam?
Adam: They blew up the lab!
Jamie: Adam...
Adam: They blew up the lab!
Jamie: Adam...
Adam: They blew up the lab!
Jamie: Adam! *slaps him*
Adam: That hurt! *looks again at the lab* THEY BLEW UP THE LAB!!!!!!
Jamie: *sigh* Guys, what happened here?
TD: We wanted to see if a fart could be explosive...
Sokka: ...And it worked. *I'm never eating that many beans again...*
Jamie: That's the last time I'm taking a vacation. Adam, are you gonna be okay?
Adam: Yeah, but we're gonna have to rebuild...*finds a crash dummy in pieces* BUSTER!!! Buster, I can't believe you died like this! I wanted you to die in a different explosive experiment! *sobs*
Jamie: -_-U

(Iroh dressed as santa in a public mall and Zuko is dressed up as an elf)
Aang: Hey, Santa! (Sits in Iroh's lap) So, for Christmas, I want........(starts talking non-stop for hours)
Few hours later.......
Aang: (Still talking to "Santa")
Iroh: (*Thinking*) Oh, god, I need to pee!!
Zuko: (*Thinking*) Oh, my god, I'm going to KILL the avatar!!
Sokka: (*Thinking*) I'm not going to sit on that fat man, it'll be hell! If he pisses himself on me, I'm gonna kick his ass!!
Katara: Umm...Aang, I think it's time to go......
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Younger Zuko: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night!
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Avatar meets Family Guy
-Part 1-
Sokka: (*Walking down spooner street*) What a beautiful day!
Meg: (Leaves house and notices Sokka, blushes)
Sokka: (Looks at Meg) OMG! It's Godzilla!
Meg: (Runs to Sokka) Hey! Are you new here? Want me to give you a tour?
Sokka: Yeah, I'm new here, and I can give myself a tour.
Meg: But I know Quahog like the back of my hand. C'mon! (Takes Sokka's hand and starts showing him places)
*****Meanwhile*****
Quagmire: (Opens door and sees Jun) Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity goo! Now that's a woman! (Runs to Jun) Hey, sugar, how old are you?
Jun: 18
Quagmire: (*Pulls down pants*) Does this look like a "Q" to you?
Jun: Augh! (Slaps Quagmire)
Quagmire: (Falls flat on his face) All riiight!
*****Meanwhile, again*****
Meg: And what you're about to see is the greatest thing in Quahog. The natural hot tubs. (Moves two big leaves and sees Katara and Zuko in a hot tub together naked) OMG!
Sokka: Haven't I just got through saying that if I see my sister's space jugs revealed to a man, I'm gonna be super pissed?!
Katara: But, Sokka, Zuko is SO sexy......
Sokka: Not sexy enough to show your space jugs to him!
What will Sokka do? Stay tuned for Avatar meets Family Guy -Part 2!-
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*Zuko as the Blue Spirit*

Zuko: I'm too sexy for my mask, too sexy for my mask, so sexy it hurts....no really, it does!! This mask itches like hell!! (Takes off mask)
Zhao: OMFG! Zuko is the Blue Spirit!?
Zuko: Damn, that wasn't a good time to take off the mask was it? (Runs)
Zhao: I'm too sexy for my----
Everyone: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!
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Man: Who else but Zuko?
He's Zuko! Zuko! You'll never really know what he's gonna do next he's Zuko! Zuko!
Zuko: Giggity giggity giggity giggity let's have sex!
Man: I sure hope nothing happens to ruin this fancy dinner party!
Zuko: (*Dressed as a waiter, takes off waiter's uniform, sets everything on fire*) Giggity giggity giggity giggity goo!
Man: Who else but Zuko?
He's Zuko! Zuko!
Zuko: Giggity giggity goo!

I've seen some of those on Family Guy

I also love that commercial with bigfoot being afraid that they're coming for him! I wish i could watch it whenever i wanted!

Some of these are pretty funny.

We are funny

Zuko: Flick said he saw some grizzly bears near Palasky's candy store.
Everyone: ???WTF???
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(Version #2 of the last uncut scene)
Katara: Zuko's mother died right after she gave birth to Zula
Aang: Oh, no!
Katara: Oh, no!
Sokka: Oh, no!
Zuko: Oh, no!
Kool aid man: (Breaks through wall) Oh, yeah!
Everyone: (*Stares*)
Kool aid man: (*Slowly walks out backwards out through the wall and runs off*)
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Avatar meets Family Guy
-Part 2-

Sokka: That's quite enough, you perverts! Get your asses out! Stand up and get the hell out! And get some clothes on PLEASE!!!
Katara and Zuko: (*Stand up*)
Sokka: (Covers his eyes) OMG!
Meg: Whoa! What is that thing right there that he has? Are those--
Sokka: You sit down, Zuko!
Zuko: (Sits down)
Sokka: You, Katara, get some clothes on!! Damn it, you should know better!!
Zuko: Oh! I need to go, I've got a mission to do! (Gets dressed in the hot tub and runs off, gets out cell phone) Prince to Snake. I repeat, Prince to Snake
Stewie: (On another cell phone) Snake to Prince. I can hear you clearly. Now, do you know what to do?
Zuko: Yes I do, Snake, kill that hot chick that is Lois Griffin.
Stewie: But do you know how to kill her, Prince?
Zuko: With my FIREBENDING!!!
Stewie: Yes, and I will be of your assisstance.
Zuko: Yes. Prince to Snake. And out!
*****At the Griffin's house*****
Zuko: (Hiding behind the couch getting ready to kill Lois)
Stewie: (On top of shelf with a flamethrower getting ready to burn Lois)
Lois: (Walks in with a laundry basket)
Stewie: (Mouths to Zuko) Ready?
Zuko: (Nods)
Lois: (Walks by couch)
Zuko: (Shoots fireballs at Lois)
Stewie: (Shoots a stream of fire out of his flamethrower)
Both: (Miss!)
Zuko: Dammit!
Stewie: What the deuce?
Zuko: There was no way she could live, unless.....
Stewie and Zuko: (Notice that Death is laying on the couch with a sprained ankle) DAMMIT!!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!!!
Will Stewie and Zuko ever kill Lois? Stay tuned for Avatar meets Family Guy -Part 3!- Whee!
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Aang: Hey, Zuko! Wait up! (*Runs to Zuko*) What are you doing?
Zuko: What does it look like I'm doing? Picking goobers?!
Sokka: (*Comes out of house and runs to Aang and Zuko*) Hey smart asses, I asked my old man about sticking your tounge to a pole, and he said it'll stick right to the pole, just like I told ya!
Zuko: What would your old man know?
Sokka: Because he saw a guy stick his tounge to a railroad track on a bet and they had to call the fire department because they couldn't get it off!
Zuko: Baloney!
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*Aang and Zuko are sitting on the couch in Katara's house, Aang has a chocolate craving, and Aang is REALLY REALLY FAT!*

Aang: (*Eating a box of chocolates, he's really fat*) I love chocolates SOOOO much! But I can't eat too many, or else I'll get FAT!!
Zuko: (looking at Aang like he's crazy) ._.''''
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Iroh: (On the phone) Is your television on?
Aang: Why, yes, it is.
Iroh: How does it fit? Hahahahahahaha!!
Aang: (Wearing his TV like clothes) It's actually really warm!
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Iroh: (On the phone) Hey!
Sokka: Hi! (Sniffle)
Iroh: Your nose is running, you better catch it!!
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