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    karatewolfpunk

    [381]Feb 14, 2006
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    Debbie: How many guys u datin' homie?
    Katrina: Zuko, Troy, Jet...I could go on.
    Katara: U such a playa!
    Debbie: Which 1 u's goin' 2 level 7 with?
    Katrina: Jet. we al'eady did. so rough that we bled and 2 dirty fo' soap.
    (Sokka and Aang watching through camera.)
    Sokka: What are they saying?
    Aang: I don't know. I only speak dork.
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    air_gurl13

    [382]Feb 15, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk

    [383]Feb 15, 2006
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    KAtrina: I think I'm about to get Teo too.
    Debbie: You slut. Aang is cheating on me.
    KAtrina: So is Zuko.
    Debbie: The player just got played!
    Katara: Well, I'm cheating on Eric with Mario.
    Katrina: (She and Debbie turn to Katara) Dude, cheating on your dude is not cool.
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    aznwzkd

    [384]Feb 15, 2006
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    air_gurl13 wrote:
    Ummmm I can't think of anything. *Thinks* *Jepardy Music* Ok I got one.
    Eric: Hi Katara and I have to tell y'all something.
    Katrina and Debbie: What?
    Eric: We're moving out and moving to Las Vegas.
    Debbie: Really?
    Zuko: THANK THE LORD!! *everyone stares at him* I mean that's nice.
    Katara: We felt that it's too noisy here I mean everyone is always doing it and that Jun can sure scream.
    *somewhere far away*
    Jun: Oh Iroh!! *screams*
    Iroh: I know what you want and I'm almost there!! *yelps*
    Jun: Ahhhhhhh!!
    Iroh: Ohhhhhhhhh!!
    (Back to the group)
    Eric: See what mean.
    Katara: There is also Debbie and Aang.
    *Flashback*
    Debbie: Go Aang Go!!
    Aang: Who's the man!
    Debbie: You are! Ahhhhhh!
    Aang: *yelps* Whoa I'm there!
    Debbie: That's great! Now let's change position I want to be on the bottom!
    Aang: No problem!
    (Back to the group)
    Katara: See!
    Eric: What about Katrina and Victor?
    *Flashback*
    Katrina: Oh! Oh! Ohhhhh!! Come Victor is that all you got!
    Victor: I have more baby! A lot more from where that came from!
    Katrina: Ahhhhh!! I think you broke the record that you last had!
    Victor: What can I say I'm a record breaker!
    Katrina: Ahhhhh! A little more to the left! That's better! Now I can feel it!
    Victor: Ohhhh! I can feel it to!
    (Back to group)
    Eric: You see there's to much doing it in here.
    Katara: What about Sokka and Zuko?
    *Flashback*
    Sokka: Come prince show me what you got!
    Zuko: You want a taste of royalty here it is!
    Sokka: Ahhhhhh!! That's better! Now how about warrior!
    Zuko: Ohhhhhh!!! That's a nice technique! How about this one!
    Sokka: *Yelps* Ahhhh!! OMG! Ok you win this round. Let's have round 5!
    (Back to group)
    Eric: Ok we're leaving. Bye.
    Katara: Bye!
    *They leave*
    Zuko: Anybody thinking what I'm thinking?
    Everyone: Let's have a sex party!
    (Everyone begins having steaming, hot sex)
    *Outside*
    Eric: *Hears moans and screams* They're having sex aren't they?
    Katara: Yeah. Kind of a turn on don't you think?
    Eric: Yeah.
    *Both run to the car and start having sex*
    I am one sick SoAB!


    This is a children's show for goodness sake!!! jk. I'm gonna try to go a less perverted way for my quotes.

    Sokka: *reading newspaper* Hey you guys, it says here that 4 Brazilian people died yesterday in a fire.
    Aang: OH MY GOD! THATS HORRIBLE.
    Katara: Wow Aang. I didn't think you would be affected by this so much.
    Aang: Well I am... how many is a brazillion?
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    karatewolfpunk

    [385]Feb 15, 2006
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    (Katara hears moaning in her room and walks in.)
    Katara: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Zuko?! Eric?!
    Katrina: I'm not Zuko.
    KAtara: Then why is your partially shaved.
    Katrina: It was a dare.
    Eric: It may have killed her looks but not her body.
    Katara: Why are you cheating on me?! I thought this whole time you were cheating on me with Zuko!
    Katrina: This is the first time I've ever done anything romantic with Eric.
    Katara: Then who - ?
    Zuko: (Pops out bathroom) Did someone call me?
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    supersonicfan01

    [386]Feb 15, 2006
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    aznwzkd wrote:
    air_gurl13 wrote:
    Ummmm I can't think of anything. *Thinks* *Jepardy Music* Ok I got one.
    Eric: Hi Katara and I have to tell y'all something.
    Katrina and Debbie: What?
    Eric: We're moving out and moving to Las Vegas.
    Debbie: Really?
    Zuko: THANK THE LORD!! *everyone stares at him* I mean that's nice.
    Katara: We felt that it's too noisy here I mean everyone is always doing it and that Jun can sure scream.
    *somewhere far away*
    Jun: Oh Iroh!! *screams*
    Iroh: I know what you want and I'm almost there!! *yelps*
    Jun: Ahhhhhhh!!
    Iroh: Ohhhhhhhhh!!
    (Back to the group)
    Eric: See what mean.
    Katara: There is also Debbie and Aang.
    *Flashback*
    Debbie: Go Aang Go!!
    Aang: Who's the man!
    Debbie: You are! Ahhhhhh!
    Aang: *yelps* Whoa I'm there!
    Debbie: That's great! Now let's change position I want to be on the bottom!
    Aang: No problem!
    (Back to the group)
    Katara: See!
    Eric: What about Katrina and Victor?
    *Flashback*
    Katrina: Oh! Oh! Ohhhhh!! Come Victor is that all you got!
    Victor: I have more baby! A lot more from where that came from!
    Katrina: Ahhhhh!! I think you broke the record that you last had!
    Victor: What can I say I'm a record breaker!
    Katrina: Ahhhhh! A little more to the left! That's better! Now I can feel it!
    Victor: Ohhhh! I can feel it to!
    (Back to group)
    Eric: You see there's to much doing it in here.
    Katara: What about Sokka and Zuko?
    *Flashback*
    Sokka: Come prince show me what you got!
    Zuko: You want a taste of royalty here it is!
    Sokka: Ahhhhhh!! That's better! Now how about warrior!
    Zuko: Ohhhhhh!!! That's a nice technique! How about this one!
    Sokka: *Yelps* Ahhhh!! OMG! Ok you win this round. Let's have round 5!
    (Back to group)
    Eric: Ok we're leaving. Bye.
    Katara: Bye!
    *They leave*
    Zuko: Anybody thinking what I'm thinking?
    Everyone: Let's have a sex party!
    (Everyone begins having steaming, hot sex)
    *Outside*
    Eric: *Hears moans and screams* They're having sex aren't they?
    Katara: Yeah. Kind of a turn on don't you think?
    Eric: Yeah.
    *Both run to the car and start having sex*
    I am one sick SoAB!


    This is a children's show for goodness sake!!! jk. I'm gonna try to go a less perverted way for my quotes.

    Sokka: *reading newspaper* Hey you guys, it says here that 4 Brazilian people died yesterday in a fire.
    Aang: OH MY GOD! THATS HORRIBLE.
    Katara: Wow Aang. I didn't think you would be affected by this so much.
    Aang: Well I am... how many is a brazillion?


    That's a nice one! And sometimes i wonder why this thread hasn't been locked with all the **x talk even though it's in a kids show forum.
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    PrincessZula

    [387]Feb 15, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    *Sokka and Aang are sitting next to a telephone. It rings.*

    Aang: Aren't you gonna answer that.
    Sokka: No.
    Aang: Why not?
    Sokka: Because phones are scary man!
    Aang: What do you mean?
    Sokka: I can hear voices in them!




    Eric: Everybody, I have a confession to make.
    Everybody: What is it?
    Eric: I'm straight. (Everybody gasps) I just wanted to be gay because all my friends were.
    Katara: What are you talking about? We're your only friends.
    Eric: Yeah, you guys influence me.


    I can't help it ITS ALTERED CHUCK NORRIS JOKE TIME!

    When Eric has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

    Victor lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Admiral Zhao sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Zhao roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play pai shou every second Wednesday of the month.

    Eric can make it to the tootsie roll center of a toosie pop with ONE LICK

    I'm such a nerd-bomber... I should stop before I completely mess up the thread
    Edited on 02/15/2006 6:13pm
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    air_gurl13

    [388]Feb 16, 2006
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    *Zuko is making a speech to his fangirls*
    Zuko: I want to say. I am not gay.
    *All the girls cheer and the crazy foaming guy.... Well umm... he begins foaming*
    Zuko: That other confession was my UNCLE'S fault, he tricked me.
    *Some gay dudes in the crowd*
    Gay #1: Awwww man I really wanted Zuko.
    Gay #2: Me, too. Oh well time to leave in style.
    *Wave the rainbow flag and catwalk out*
    Zuko: I also have something else to say I have a b****.
    Girls:
    Zuko: Wait that's not what I meant!
    Girls: How could you?!
    Zuko: Uncle!! Look what you have done to me!! You told me to use a theosaurus to look up a smarter word than female dog!
    Iroh: Whoops.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [389]Feb 16, 2006
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    PrincessZula wrote:
    Eric can make it to the tootsie roll center of a toosie pop with ONE LICK


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    karatewolfpunk

    [390]Feb 16, 2006
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    (Eric calmly walks into apartment where Aang, Katrina, Zuko, and Victor are bored.)
    Eric: Doing anything four weeks from now?
    Katrina: No.
    Zuko: No.
    Aang: No.
    Victor: (Looks at planner) I'm free.
    Eric: Well - I'M GETTING MARRIED FOUR WEEKS FROM NOW!!!!!!
    Katrina: Wow, congratulations!
    Aang: To who?
    Eric: Who I've been dating for the last four years.
    Aang: Uhhhhhh...
    Eric: Katara.
    Aang: You could have just told me.
    Zuko: So when is your wedding again?
    Eric: March 16th.
    Victor (looking in planner): Hey, that's when I start menstruating. (Everyone looks at him) Wrong planner.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [391]Feb 16, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Eric calmly walks into apartment where Aang, Katrina, Zuko, and Victor are bored.)
    Eric: Doing anything four weeks from now?
    Katrina: No.
    Zuko: No.
    Aang: No.
    Victor: (Looks at planner) I'm free.
    Eric: Well - I'M GETTING MARRIED FOUR WEEKS FROM NOW!!!!!!
    Katrina: Wow, congratulations!
    Aang: To who?
    Eric: Who I've been dating for the last four years.
    Aang: Uhhhhhh...
    Eric: Katara.
    Aang: You could have just told me.
    Zuko: So when is your wedding again?
    Eric: March 16th.
    Victor (looking in planner): Hey, that's when I start menstruating. (Everyone looks at him) Wrong planner.


    YES! I'm getting married! *I need to stop dreaming*
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    karatewolfpunk

    [392]Feb 17, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Eric calmly walks into apartment where Aang, Katrina, Zuko, and Victor are bored.)
    Eric: Doing anything four weeks from now?
    Katrina: No.
    Zuko: No.
    Aang: No.
    Victor: (Looks at planner) I'm free.
    Eric: Well - I'M GETTING MARRIED FOUR WEEKS FROM NOW!!!!!!
    Katrina: Wow, congratulations!
    Aang: To who?
    Eric: Who I've been dating for the last four years.
    Aang: Uhhhhhh...
    Eric: Katara.
    Aang: You could have just told me.
    Zuko: So when is your wedding again?
    Eric: March 16th.
    Victor (looking in planner): Hey, that's when I start menstruating. (Everyone looks at him) Wrong planner.


    YES! I'm getting married! *I need to stop dreaming*


    Yeah, stop dreaming about her.Just add and delete some letters between the K and the A
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    karatewolfpunk

    [393]Feb 17, 2006
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    (KAtrina, Sokka, Katara, and Eric are sitting on a couch.)
    Eric: (Gets up) I need to go.
    Katrina (smiling): ...To get your tuba. (Eric smiles and walks away.)
    Sokka: What? I thought he played trombone.
    Katara: He does.
    Sokka: He plays both?
    KAtara: Only the trombone.
    Sokka: I'm confused.
    Katrina: He plays the trombone, but he plays with the tuba.
    Sokka: OHHH okay. I get you now. For Aang, it's the other way around.
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    air_gurl13

    [394]Feb 17, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [395]Feb 17, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (KAtrina, Sokka, Katara, and Eric are sitting on a couch.)
    Eric: (Gets up) I need to go.
    Katrina (smiling): ...To get your tuba. (Eric smiles and walks away.)
    Sokka: What? I thought he played trombone.
    Katara: He does.
    Sokka: He plays both?
    KAtara: Only the trombone.
    Sokka: I'm confused.
    Katrina: He plays the trombone, but he plays with the tuba.
    Sokka: OHHH okay. I get you now. For Aang, it's the other way around.


    too
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    karatewolfpunk

    [396]Feb 18, 2006
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    (Sokka meets up with Aang.)
    Sokka: I hate the raw seafood buffet!
    Aang: (Gasps) You hate the food?! That's a miracle!
    Sokka: No, when I was in line, I slipped on a giant booger!
    Aang: Are you sure it wasn't an oyster?
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    chinafigure

    [397]Feb 19, 2006
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    Could you try to keep the humor a little cleaner in here? My younger sister, who is eleven, often uses my account to post here, and I wouldn't want her seeing this kind of thing. Although you're supposed to be at least thirteen, I'm pretty sure there must be kids younger than that here also.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [398]Feb 19, 2006
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    chinafigure wrote:
    Could you try to keep the humor a little cleaner in here? My younger sister, who is eleven, often uses my account to post here, and I wouldn't want her seeing this kind of thing. Although you're supposed to be at least thirteen, I'm pretty sure there must be kids younger than that here also.


    Sorry, it's too late. I have really no other kind of humor. Just don't mention this to hear or tell her not to go here because that will make her want to come here. On average, most people are 13 or 14. Eleven? You will be suprised at how much eleven-year-olds could know. When I was eleven, everybody talked and knew about sex.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [399]Feb 19, 2006
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    (Katara walks in on Aang on the computer.)
    Katara: What are you doing?
    Aang (rudely): NOTHING!!!!!
    Katara: Aang, what's wrong?
    Aang: Trying to make a MySpace.
    Katara: Oh, won't let you because you're 12?
    Aang: No, because I'm 112.
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    air_gurl13

    [400]Feb 19, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Katara walks in on Aang on the computer.)
    Katara: What are you doing?
    Aang (rudely): NOTHING!!!!!
    Katara: Aang, what's wrong?
    Aang: Trying to make a MySpace.
    Katara: Oh, won't let you because you're 12?
    Aang: No, because I'm 112.

    I know someone who made a MySpace and is 100 year old. Hey this is the 400th post on this forum! Happy Anniversity!!!
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