Avatar: The Last Airbender: Your own quotes

supersonicfan01

[461]Feb 27, 2006

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aznwzkd wrote:

Aang, Sokka, and Katara are trying out for the CIA.

CIA Man: Aang, to pass the final test you must shoot your mother.
Aang: I'm sorry but I can't do that.
CIA: Well then your not cut out for the job.

CIA Man: Sokka, to become a CIA agent you must shoot your mother.
Sokka: I would never kill my mother for a job. I guess I'm just not CIA material.

CIA Man: Katara you are the last person qualified to become a CIA agent. You however must first kill your husband.
Katara: Okay.
*Katara goes into the room with her husband and 13 shots are fired. Then there is a lot of noise and fighting. Finally Katara leaves the room*
Katara: You didn't tell me the gun was filled with blanks! I had to beat that SOaB with a chair!

Although, Aang doesn't have a mother. maybe 100 years ago, but i don't think he has one. Still funny though!

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sluggmunki_tx

[462]Feb 27, 2006

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aznwzkd wrote:

I wonder who her husband was. I hope it wasn't me.

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chinafigure
[463]Feb 28, 2006
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Lol!
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aznwzkd
[464]Feb 28, 2006
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Aang, Sokka, Katara, Momo, and Appa are walking through a forest. All of a sudden a poisonous snake comes and bites Sokka on his p*n*s.

Sokka: OOOOOWWWW
Katara: Sokka has been bit! Aang get on Appa and go get help from a doctor!
Aang: I'm on it.

Aang flies to the closest doctor.
Aang: Doctor! My friend has been bitten by a poisonous snake! What do I do?
Doctor: You must take a knife and draw and X where he was bitten. Then you must suck the blood from thay area.

Aang flies back.
Sokka: So what did the doctor say?
Aang: Doctor said you gonna die!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sokka gets cured due to modern medicine and the gang continues their expedition. Then a wild tribe captures them and beats them up. They are brought in front of the queen of the tribe.

Queen: You outlanders have trespassed onto my territory. I will only let you live if you can get me the best tasting fruit.

Katara brings back some grapes. The Queen eats them and spits them out.

Queen: These grapes are horrible.

Then she sticks them up Katara's... butt.

Katara: OOOOWWWWWW

Moments later Sokka comes with apples. The Queen eats them and and hates them. She sticks them up Sokka's but also. Instead of screaming he starts laughing.

Katara: How could you laugh Sokka? You just got apples stuck up your butt.
Sokka: Cuz here comes Aang with a watermelon.

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supersonicfan01
[465]Feb 28, 2006
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To both of those!
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Cosmic_Angel
[466]Feb 28, 2006
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supersonicfan01 wrote:

To both of those!

Smiley smiley!
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sluggmunki_tx
[467]Feb 28, 2006
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supersonicfan01 wrote:

To both of those!

An infinity of is correct.
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karatewolfpunk
[468]Feb 28, 2006
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Both were so funny, but there is no such thing as a poisonous snake.
Poison is put into your body by intaking it (drinking, eating...)
Venom is out into your body by biting, stinging...
So it's a venomous snake.

Sorry, I just have problems with that.
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supersonicfan01
[469]Feb 28, 2006
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Have you been talking to Smanthat Carter form Sg-1?
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karatewolfpunk
[470]Feb 28, 2006
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supersonicfan01 wrote:

Have you been talking to Smanthat Carter form Sg-1?

For real, I never understand what you say to me.
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supersonicfan01
[471]Feb 28, 2006
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karatewolfpunk wrote:

supersonicfan01 wrote:

Have you been talking to Smanthat Carter form Sg-1?

For real, I never understand what you say to me.

Sorry, that's supposed to be 'Samantha'. She's always using these big words no one understands and you kinda reminded me of her about the snake thing.
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karatewolfpunk
[472]Feb 28, 2006
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Katara: Eric, wouldn't it be so great to be an actress?
Eric: I guess so.
Katara: I heard of this one agent, Victoria Elyse, that is really good. I already submitted my resume to her.
(Eric going through mail.)
Eric: What's this? (Picks up letter from Victoria Elyse.) Won't take her?! I've got to fix this!
(Victoria Elyse's office)
Victoria: What do you want?
Eric: I've heard of this great actress, Katara, and I htink you would be interested in her. (Hands Victoria resume.)
Victoria: She does have lots of theater credits, but she hasn't taken any classes and no fim credits. I like my actors to have a few film credits.
Eric: Oh okay.
Victoria: What's you name?
Eric: Eric.
Victoria: Ellen? NEver knew it was a guy's name.
Eric: no, it's -
Victoria: Sorry, I can't talk to you all day.
Eric: (Sees picture of boy) Is that your son.
Victoria: Why yes, his name is Eric. (Eric's mouth drops.) What? Not like my son's name?
Eric: No, it's just that it's similar to mine. By any chance does he like musical instruments?
Victoria: Yeah, kinda obsessed. Plays the trombone, but for some reason wants a tuba.
Eric: You know, I can take a Eric, only the two of us, to my house, he touch anything he likes...(Victoria gives him wierd look.) No, I mean, I play the trombone. You come with us, and he can touch my brass instruments - I mean trombone and tuba.
Victoria: Sounds good.
Eric: Only if you'll take Katara.
Victoria: I guess. It's just that I'm worried about Eric and his obsession, he might grow up to be really crazy. He just loves playing that trombone and gives wied looks when he sees a tuba...
Eric: Trust me, he's gonna be fine!
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chinafigure
[473]Mar 1, 2006
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Lol!
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sluggmunki_tx

[474]Mar 1, 2006

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karatewolfpunk wrote:

Katara: Eric, wouldn't it be so great to be an actress?
Eric: I guess so.
Katara: I heard of this one agent, Victoria Elyse, that is really good. I already submitted my resume to her.
(Eric going through mail.)
Eric: What's this? (Picks up letter from Victoria Elyse.) Won't take her?! I've got to fix this!
(Victoria Elyse's office)
Victoria: What do you want?
Eric: I've heard of this great actress, Katara, and I htink you would be interested in her. (Hands Victoria resume.)
Victoria: She does have lots of theater credits, but she hasn't taken any classes and no fim credits. I like my actors to have a few film credits.
Eric: Oh okay.
Victoria: What's you name?
Eric: Eric.
Victoria: Ellen? NEver knew it was a guy's name.
Eric: no, it's -
Victoria: Sorry, I can't talk to you all day.
Eric: (Sees picture of boy) Is that your son.
Victoria: Why yes, his name is Eric. (Eric's mouth drops.) What? Not like my son's name?
Eric: No, it's just that it's similar to mine. By any chance does he like musical instruments?
Victoria: Yeah, kinda obsessed. Plays the trombone, but for some reason wants a tuba.
Eric: You know, I can take a Eric, only the two of us, to my house, he touch anything he likes...(Victoria gives him wierd look.) No, I mean, I play the trombone. You come with us, and he can touch my brass instruments - I mean trombone and tuba.
Victoria: Sounds good.
Eric: Only if you'll take Katara.
Victoria: I guess. It's just that I'm worried about Eric and his obsession, he might grow up to be really crazy. He just loves playing that trombone and gives wied looks when he sees a tuba...
Eric: Trust me, he's gonna be fine!

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Cosmic_Angel
[475]Mar 1, 2006
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*Aang, Katara, Sokka, Zuko, and Iroh are tied up in a jail cell*

Aang: Hey, guys, I know how we can get out of here! I have the perfect plan!
Katara: Aang, I don't think your idea is a good idea to us!
Sokka: Yeah! Remember the last time you came up with a "perfect" plan to get us out of Darth Vader's jail cell?!
(Flashback to Aang and co. in Darth Vader's cell)
Aang: Don't worry, guys! I'll get us out! I have the perfect plan!
Zuko: (*sarcastically*) Yeah. I bet you do....
Aang: I do! Bend over, Zuko!
Zuko: WTF?!?!!??!?!!??! WHY?!?!?!?
Aang: JUST BEND OVER!!
Zuko: Fine. (Bends over)
Katara: Mmmmm....sexy!
Aang: (Holds up burrito to Zuko's face) Do you know what this is?
Zuko: Yeah, a burrito! Even if I smell those, I fart!
Aang: Now, take a deep breath through your nose!
Zuko: No, I'll-----
Aang: DO IT!!!
Zuko: Fine! (Takes a deep breath and farts. Flames come out of his butt)
(Place explodes)
Aang: Wow, that came out better than I thought!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Zuko, Katara, and Aang just fought a bunch of evil dudes*

Zuko: They just came out of the trees, man, they just came out of the trees!
Katara: Thanks, Aang. You saved our asses back there!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Avatar meets Family Guy
-Part 4-

-In the closet-
Quagmire: NO!!!
Aang: C'mon, Glenn, show me some love!
Quagmire: AAUUGHH!
Aang: Why won't you have sex with me?
Quagmire: For one thing, you're not 18!
Aang: So?
Quagmire: And second of all, you're a guy! I only have sex with girls!
Aang: So, if I change my sex to a chick, would you have sex with me?
Quagmire: All riiight!
Aang: (Runs out of closet) See ya, guys, I'm gonna turn into a chick!
Girls: O___o
Quagmire: All riiight!! See ya, ladies! I've got to meet a beautiful woman and her name is Jun! Oh! (Leaves house)
Zula: What should we do now that all the boys are gone?
Katara: I know! Let's compare breasts!!
*Meanwhile......*
Stewie: Where is it where is it WHERE THE DEUCE IS IT!??!?!?!
Zuko: If I were death, where would I keep my sythe?
Stewie and Zuko: MMmmmmmm.........
Zuko: At home?!
Stewie: BLAST!!!
*Meanwhile, again.....*
Quagmire: Jun, honey, where are you? (*Enters Jun's house*) OH, GOD!!!!!
(Jun and Iroh are having sex)
Quagmire: O-OMG!!! You're having sex with him?!
Iroh: More tea, please!
Quagmire: OMG! I'm gonna throw up!!! (*Runs out of house*)
*Meanwhile again again.....*
Meg: And these are the most cleanest bathrooms in Quahog!
Quagmire: (*Runs into bathroom and we hear him throwing up really loud for a long time...*)
Quagmire: BBLLLLLEEEECCCCHHHH!
Meg: They were the cleanest bathrooms in Quahog.....
Sokka: I thought so......
Mayor Adam West: What the hell was that long disturbing noise in the bathroom?
Sokka: Someone threw up.....
Mayor Adam West: Oh, yeah?! (To Quagmire) Well, two can play at that game! I'm gonna beat you at this! Watch! (Throws up longer than Quagmire)
Sokka: ?_?
Meg: O_o'''''''
Sokka: Let's move on in the tour....
Meg: Yeah......
*Meanwhile again again again*
Stewie: I say, if we don't know where Death lives, then how the hell can we kill Lois?!
Zuko: I don't know, but we'll think of something!! Uhhhhh......
Stewie: I know!
Zuko: What?
Stewie: (Gets sailor suit on) Let's have a sexy party!
(A bunch of women in their underwear come out of nowhere and start dancing)
Zuko: Ah, what the heak! (Gets sailor suit on and joins them)
*Meanwhile again again again again*
Meg: The\is is the most famous movie theater in Rhode Island and it's funny that it's in Quahog!
Sokka: Yeah.......
Quagmire: Hey, Meg. You 18 yet?
Meg: No.
Quagmire: Hey, Sokka, how are you?
Sokka: I'm fine Mr. Quag---
Quagmire: (Walks to another person) All riiight!
Meg: Uhh....let's go see a movie, Sokka.
*At the consession stand*
Sokka: I want a chocol---
Chris: She's got BOOBIES!!!
Lois: Yes she does, Chris, but we shouldn't say that word.
Chris: She's got TIDDIES!!!
Lois: We shouldn't say that word either, Chris.
Chris: JUGS
Lois: or that word
Chris: MELONS
Lois: Or that word
Chris: ****
Lois: Or that word.
Chris: HOOTERS
Lois: Or that word
Chris: JUGS?!?!?!
Lois: We shouldn't say any of those words.
Chris: Then what the heak am I supposed to say?!
Lois: We shouldn't bring it up at all!!
Meg: Oh, my god!
*Meanwhile again again again again again......*
(Sexy Party ends)
Stewie: What the deuce should we do now?
Zuko: I don't know....
Stewie: Let's have another sexy party!
(They throw another sexy party)
Will Stewie and Zuko EVER find what they are looking for? How many sexy partys are they gonna throw? Does Sokka like Meg? Stay tuned for Avatar meets Family Guy -Part 5!-
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chinafigure
[476]Mar 2, 2006
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Ok.
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supersonicfan01
[477]Mar 2, 2006
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Don't let this die! We're so close! There HAS to be a sequel to this!
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karatewolfpunk
[478]Mar 2, 2006
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supersonicfan01 wrote:

Don't let this die! We're so close! There HAS to be a sequel to this!

I have way more, but I don't feel like posting them right now (and I sometimes forget).
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Cosmic_Angel
[479]Mar 2, 2006
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Just for a minute, let's all do the bump!
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Yeah. Do the Cosmic_Angel bump!!!!
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supersonicfan01
[480]Mar 2, 2006
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Yay! Cosmic is one of my all time favorite astral words! And i'm not even sure what astral is!
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