Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| Cosmic_Angel wrote: |
| Younger Zuko: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zula: Zuko, I am your sister! Zuko: No **** sherlock! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aang: (*Sneaks up to a hut with Zuko and Katara in it*) Zuko: Everything is arranged on the bed. Katara: I have a horrible headace, Zuko. Zuko: Aw, come on, Katara! Just for tonight! Katara: Okay. Zutara: Pattycake, pattycake. Katara: (Moans) Zutara: Pattycake, pattycake Katara: Oh, Zuko! Aang: OMFG! You've got to be kiddin' me! (*Takes pics*) The next day..... Aang: Look at the pics, Sokka! It's Katara and Zuko playing pattycake! Sokka: OMFG! (Looks at pics and Zutara are literally playing pattycake) NOT MY SISTER! Well, at least it's not you in Zuko's place, so, I accept them playing pattycake! Aang: OMG! WTF? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sokka: Why do you flirt with Aang and Zuko constantly? Katara: To piss you off. Sokka: What? Katara: Hey, look over there, it's Zuko stripping! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (*Zuko and Katara alone in a room again, and of couse Iroh is listening through the door*) Zuko: Now, let's make some Ice Cream. Katara: Let me get your nuts. Zuko: Oh, careful with my nuts, now....... Katara: Oh, you have some big nuts. Zuko: Don't forget my cream. Katara: Your cream is such a beautiful white color. Zuko: Oh, yeah.....and let's not forget your cherries. Katara: Aren't they big? Iroh: (*Bursting through door*) That's quite enough! ........Ice Cream AGAIN?! And I STILL can't believe they're not having sex!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meng: Hey, Aang, do you think I look cute? Aang: (*Looking at Zuko*) OMFG! You look so f*****g sexy!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sokka: Zuko, you should hook up with Yue. Zuko: Why? Sokka: You're a prince and Yue's a princess. It makes sense. Zuko: So? I'm with Katara, and she's not a princess, and you're with a princess and you're not a prince. Do you want me to make sure you don't nail my sister anymore? Sokka: No, I love nailing Zula!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Katara, Sokka, Aang, Iroh, Jet and Zuko are at a bowling alley* Katara: Would you excuse me, I need to go tinkle. (*Goes to the bathroom*) *In the bathroom* Katara: (Tries to get some toilet covers, but there are no more) Aw, there's no more. (Starts taking toilet paper and puts it on the toilet seat, hears grunting, pauses) Jet: (Standing on top of the wall of the stall) Aw, Jesus, just sit on the damn toilet already! Katara: (looks up) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knuckles: SoaB! (*Kicks Aang's ass*) Yue: Wow, Knuckles, I'm dying to see what you can do in bed! Rouge: WTF?! Are you trying to nail MY man? Yue: (*Blows rasberry at Rouge*) Whatever. You can have Hahn! Rouge: Well, you're getting ready to have my foot up your ass! (Yue and Rouge get into a big catfight) Knuckles: Aw, s**t! Not again! Why does Rouge have to be so (Bleep) jealous! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meng: Hey, let's watch wrestling! Can we, Zuko? Zuko: No you can not. Wrestling is rated TV-14. And the last time I checked, you're only 12. Meng: I'll close my eyes when it gets too colorful. Zuko: I've seen the way you watch TV, Meng. You don't even blink! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yue: OMFG! Sokka: What is it, Yue? Yue: I had a dream that I had sex with Ben Afflick, not Knuckles. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Boy in the Iceberg Take 1 Aang: Hi, I'm Aang! Sokka: What is that? Aang: This is my flying bison, Momo--I mean, Appa! Everyone: *Laughs* Cut! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Boy in the Iceberg Take 2 Aang: Hi, I'm Aang! And I'm happy after I've been stuck in an Iceberg for 100 (Bleep) years! Katara: Aang! This is a kids show, remember? Aang: (Bleep) little kids! They are disgusting little bastards! Katara: Aang! Sokka: You better watch your mouth there, little boy! You ARE a little kid!! Aang: No I'm not! I'm 112 (Bleep) YEARS OLD!!!! DAMN! I'VE ALREADY (Bleep) TOLD YOU!! Cut! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Boy in the Iceberg Take 756 Aang: Hi! I'm Meng! MENG?! Hahahahaha! I mean--Aang! Am I Aunt Wu's assistant or something? Am I going to marry someone with big ears? Hahahaha!! OMFG! Sorry! Sorry! Can we do it again? Cut! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Boy in the Iceberg Take 989,385,867,948,947,266,146,632,245,964,234,563,645,345,653,235,146,999,864,321,456,655,677,555,355,345,354,824,678,456,123,456,789,098,765,432,234,456,678,876,146,409,098,123,734,989,098,097,099,001,122,234,456,678,890,985! Aang: Hi, I'm Aang! Sokka: What is that? Aang: This is--(whispers to Katara) Line?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
| Cosmic_Angel wrote: |
| (*Zuko and Katara alone in a room again, and of couse Iroh is listening through the door*) Zuko: Now, let's make some Ice Cream. Katara: Let me get your nuts. Zuko: Oh, careful with my nuts, now....... Katara: Oh, you have some big nuts. Zuko: Don't forget my cream. Katara: Your cream is such a beautiful white color. Zuko: Oh, yeah.....and let's not forget your cherries. Katara: Aren't they big? Iroh: (*Bursting through door*) That's quite enough! ........Ice Cream AGAIN?! And I STILL can't believe they're not having sex!! |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: | ||
Is that a continuation to that quote i posted? It's hilarious! |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| (In dark bedroom) Katrina: Oh Eric, that was so good! Katara: What? I'm not Eric, I'm Katara! (Both scream) Katrina: I had sex with you?! Katara: You had sex with me?! KAtrina: I could have sworn it was Eric! I mean the thing you put in there seemed so real! Katara: Uhhh...I can explain. Don't tell anyone. |
| Cosmic_Angel wrote: | ||
Katrina and Katara sound almost exactly alike! And |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| KAtara: Hey Aang - OMG WHAT HAPPENED?! Aang (with whitest teeth ever): I accidentely left the whitening strip on my teeth for 8 hours instead of 1!!!! Katara: How did you do that?! Aang: I fell asleep. Katara: Well here, I have some foundation. Aang: WHAT?! In case you haven't noticed, I'm a guy. KAtara: I know, but the make-up with dull your teeth. (A while later) Eric: No offense Katara, but I need some manly time with some men. (Walks into Sokka's apartment, and sees Sokka and Katrina making necklaces, knitting, and arranging flowers.) Sokka: OMG Katrina, this is so fun. Isn't this necklace cute? (Girliest giggle) Eric: Oh well, there's Aang. (Walks into Aang's apartment where he's applying foundation, and stomps out.) WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN???!!!!!!!! |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| KAtara: Hey Aang - OMG WHAT HAPPENED?! Aang (with whitest teeth ever): I accidentely left the whitening strip on my teeth for 8 hours instead of 1!!!! Katara: How did you do that?! Aang: I fell asleep. Katara: Well here, I have some foundation. Aang: WHAT?! In case you haven't noticed, I'm a guy. KAtara: I know, but the make-up with dull your teeth. (A while later) Eric: No offense Katara, but I need some manly time with some men. (Walks into Sokka's apartment, and sees Sokka and Katrina making necklaces, knitting, and arranging flowers.) Sokka: OMG Katrina, this is so fun. Isn't this necklace cute? (Girliest giggle) Eric: Oh well, there's Aang. (Walks into Aang's apartment where he's applying foundation, and stomps out.) WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN???!!!!!!!! |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Eric: I wish I could meet my dream girl. Aang: Yeah, I already have. (Nods head) Hot blonde, big chest (looks at Katara)...yeah. Katara: I'm not any of those things! |
