Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
| Aang: Hi b*tches! *Zuko grabs chainsaw and cuts Aang's head off and blood goes everywhere* Director: WTF was that? Zuko: O ummmm.. he's not dead just asleep. Director: Are you sure? He looks pretty dead. Zuko: No, no, I'm sure. I would never kill anyone. Director: Ok. Sorry I thought you were lieing. Zuko: Uhhh.. it's ok. *later Katara sees Aang's body and the blood* Katara: Hmmmm... Are you alrite Aang? |
Lost footage of character auditions
Director: So Sokka, what do you think you can bring to this show?
Sokka: Well as you can see from my resume; I have received top marks in some of the most famous acting schools in the world, I am??apt at many martial arts as well as having a Harvard degree in engineering not mention extentsive film experience.
Director: Yes yes, very nice though how are you at getting hurt?
Sokka: Excuse me?
Director: CUE BRICK!!!
(A brick comes flying in and hits Sokka squarely in the head. Sokka falls to the ground unconsience.)
Director: Brillant!! You get the part.
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Lost footage of character auditions Director: So Sokka, what do you think you can bring to this show? Sokka: Well as you can see from my resume; I have received top marks in some of the most famous acting schools in the world, I am??apt at many martial arts as well as having a Harvard degree in engineering not mention extentsive film experience. Director: Yes yes, very nice though how are you at getting hurt? Sokka: Excuse me? Director: CUE BRICK!!! (A brick comes flying in and hits Sokka squarely in the head.) Director: Brillant!! You get the part. |
Sokka: We're back to reclaim Ba Sing Se, fire hags!
Azula: I killed your lover
Sokka WHA?!?!?
Azula: I killed the Kyoshi Warriors. Then I cut them up in to pieces and scattered them across the South Pole
Sokka: F***! Not again!!!! Oh well, at least I still have Ty Lee!
Mai: Actually, as soon as you decided you liked her, she got killed
Sokka: WTF?!? HOW???
Mai: Well, right after you left, Azula raped her. Then, I shot darts at her. Then Bosco ate her face off. Then we cut her up, dissolved her, and urinated on her remains. Here's a video of it all
Sokka: *watches video* ewww.... EWWW, ew- actually, that part turns me on. Da*n, everyone i fall in love with dies!!! hmm...
??I've suddenly fallen in love with Fire Lord Ozai
Azula: No, daddy!!
a random messenger: Your father has just been killed via flaming comet
Mai: Well, that's a bit ironic, isn't it?
Sokka: Yes!! WE WON!!
Katara: Sokka, keep your big fat @$$ shut, ok?
Sokka: Hmm.... , hey katara, you're looking fine!
| picketposter14 wrote: |
Sokka: We're back to reclaim Ba Sing Se, fire hags! Azula: I killed your lover Sokka WHA?!?!? Azula: I killed the Kyoshi Warriors. Then I cut them up in to pieces and scattered them across the South Pole Sokka: F***! Not again!!!! Oh well, at least I still have Ty Lee! Mai: Actually, as soon as you decided you liked her, she got killed Sokka: WTF?!? HOW??? Mai: Well, right after you left, Azula raped her. Then, I shot darts at her. Then Bosco ate her face off. Then we cut her up, dissolved her, and urinated on her remains. Here's a video of it all Sokka: *watches video* ewww.... EWWW, ew- actually, that part turns me on. Da*n, everyone i fall in love with dies!!! Azula: No, daddy!! a random messenger: Your father has just been killed via flaming comet Mai: Well, that's a bit ironic, isn't it? Sokka: Yes!! WE WON!! Katara: Sokka, keep your big fat @$$ shut, ok? Sokka: Hmm.... |
| picketposter14 wrote: |
Sokka: We're back to reclaim Ba Sing Se, fire hags! Azula: I killed your lover Sokka WHA?!?!? Azula: I killed the Kyoshi Warriors. Then I cut them up in to pieces and scattered them across the South Pole Sokka: F***! Not again!!!! Oh well, at least I still have Ty Lee! Mai: Actually, as soon as you decided you liked her, she got killed Sokka: WTF?!? HOW??? Mai: Well, right after you left, Azula raped her. Then, I shot darts at her. Then Bosco ate her face off. Then we cut her up, dissolved her, and urinated on her remains. Here's a video of it all Sokka: *watches video* ewww.... EWWW, ew- actually, that part turns me on. Da*n, everyone i fall in love with dies!!! Azula: No, daddy!! a random messenger: Your father has just been killed via flaming comet Mai: Well, that's a bit ironic, isn't it? Sokka: Yes!! WE WON!! Katara: Sokka, keep your big fat @$$ shut, ok? Sokka: Hmm.... |
*first episode begins, title is called "Invasion of Mr. Meaty"*
Aang: We're taking you down, you excuse for a bad television show! *blows down all props
Katara: You give television a worse name than it started with! *uses waterbending to slice set in half, killing all extras*
Toph: I'm blind, and even I can't stand watching this show!!! *crushes everyone with big boulders
Sokka: I hate the show, but I can't really do anything. GOOD LUCK, though.
| picketposter14 wrote: |
*first episode begins, title is called "Invasion of Mr. Meaty"* Aang: We're taking you down, you excuse for a bad television show! *blows down all props Katara: You give television a worse name than it started with! *uses waterbending to slice set in half, killing all extras* Toph: I'm blind, and even I can't stand watching this show!!! *crushes everyone with big boulders Sokka: I hate the show, but I can't really do anything. GOOD LUCK, though. |
| 70sguygx wrote: |
| Scene of Bitter Work (Foo Foo Cuddly Poofs is supposed to bring Sokka an apple, but instead, he brings him a chocolate bar from his secret stash) Sokka: (low voice) Foo Foo NO! NO! Put it back! Director: Sokka, are you eating chocolate bars on your Hollywood diet? Sokka: NO! (5 second pause) Yeah. Toph: YOU B@ST@RD! Do you know how much I'm missing my chocolate!?!? (closes the ground Sokka's traped in, crushing him to death) Director: (yelling) You see what happens when you don't take your b****y medicine! Now I gotta pay to use Frankie Munez. (Toph shoots rock at director) Katara: Toph, have some cheese. Director: (whispering) WTF? Katara: (whispering) I hid her b****y medicine in the cheese (pun of Ron White's stand up comedy act). |
Creators: since it takes a million dollars to make an episode, we made some budget cuts to save money. here are your new contracts.
*everyone signs*
2 weeks later
*The cast is (are?) lining up to take a shower*
Sokka: I can't believe we only have one shower facility
Toph: Yeah, we've been tricked
Lawyer: you should have read the contract
Sokka: *bangs on the door* WHO THE **** IS IN THERE?!?!?!?!?!
Toph: It's probably Zuko, *trying to get??"zuko" to hear??her*??HE ALWAYS USES ALL THE HOT WATER!!!!!
Zuko walks up Hello
Sokka: wait, then who's in there?
shower stops Aang and Katara walk out
Aang: you ain't gettin' no hot water
