Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
picketposter14 wrote: |
Hey, a blooper of mine that's actually related to Avatar. This is... wierd. I have to stop making sense! (from The Serpent's Pass) Suki: Tickets and passports, please Sokka: Excuse me? Suki: I know your type. Let me guess. Your sly, strong, think that you're funny Sokka: Do I know you? Suki: You don't remember me? Maybe this will help you remember! *kisses Sokka* Sokka: Princess Yue! Suki: WTF?! Sokka: Umm... I can explain Suki: *slaps sokka*. No need, man w**re Toph: Don't you touch my man like that! *crushes Suki with rocks* Sokka: Toph, I can't thank you enough! Toph: *crushes Sokka with rocks* MAN W**RE! Or deleted ending.... (starts at Suki calling Sokka a man w**re) Toph: Don't you touch my man like that! *tries to shoot rocks, but earthbending is blocked. Katara: Oh s**t. Someone must have killed the earth spirit. That's ok though, I know the drill. Aang, you go in to the Avatar state and annihilate some FN force. Suki, you die to reincarnate the Earth Spirit and come back as a ghost one last time to kiss Sokka. Zhao, we need you to stand in the middle of a desert so the Sand Spirit swallows you. Is everyone clear on their job? All except Sokka: Clear! Sokka: Katara, wut's your lazy @$$ doing? Katara: Well, I was going to develop a well thought out plan to invade the FN, but I've decided once you're done your kiss, it'd be more fun to cut you up with waterbending for calling me an @$$! Sokka: Oh, s**t, *darts away but is not fast enough to escape the fury of Katara* |
Beautiful.
Suki: I love you sokka
Toph: wait, i do!
Ty Lee: no i do!!
(spirit of yue appears)
Yue: no i do and he love me back!
(they all stare at sokka with angry faces)
Sokka: umm...crud..well actually there's an explation...for this..
All but sokka: really! hm well what is it!
(all get in fighting stances)
Sokka: well umm..you were all kind of...my..........off relationships....
All but sokka: so you mean we were used!!! just for your s*x
Sokka: well..no..and yes...umm..my real love is...
All but sokka: WHO!!!!!!!!
Ty lee: its me, cuz he looked at me with a puppy dog face in the drill!
Yue: no, we shared some tounge at the north pole,so its me!
Suki: eww, i hope none of your water tribe trash germs were left on him when we shared some tounge on the serpents pass.
Toph: umm..hello, i travel with sokka, he can't see any of you!
(all start bickering)
Sokka: actually...me love is......JOO DEE!!!!!!!!!
All but sokka: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...you son of a gun!!! that slave to long feng? AAAGGGHHH!!!!!!
Sokka: yea but she is hotter and obeys me because i took he under lake laogai and brainwashed her into thinking i'm sexy
Joo Dee: ( in her brainwashed voice) WHAT!! i am dumping you!
Sokka: CRUD!!!
All but sokka: LETS GET HIM!!!!
Sokka: AAAAGGGHHH (trys to run away but Ty Lee blocks his chi)
(sokka cannot move)
(they take him to the serpents pass)
(they throw him to the serpent)
Sokka: AAAGGGHHHH!!! (dies)
(they all brawl and toph wins and throws them all to the serpent)
(katara soon does the same to toph)
(then momo says "Mecha mecha hi mecha hima hima ho!")
THE END!!!
picketposter14 wrote: |
Hey, a blooper of mine that's actually related to Avatar. This is... wierd. I have to stop making sense! (from The Serpent's Pass) Suki: Tickets and passports, please Sokka: Excuse me? Suki: I know your type. Let me guess. Your sly, strong, think that you're funny Sokka: Do I know you? Suki: You don't remember me? Maybe this will help you remember! *kisses Sokka* Sokka: Princess Yue! Suki: WTF?! Sokka: Umm... I can explain Suki: *slaps sokka*. No need, man w**re Toph: Don't you touch my man like that! *crushes Suki with rocks* Sokka: Toph, I can't thank you enough! Toph: *crushes Sokka with rocks* MAN W**RE! Or deleted ending.... (starts at Suki calling Sokka a man w**re) Toph: Don't you touch my man like that! *tries to shoot rocks, but earthbending is blocked. Katara: Oh s**t. Someone must have killed the earth spirit. That's ok though, I know the drill. Aang, you go in to the Avatar state and annihilate some FN force. Suki, you die to reincarnate the Earth Spirit and come back as a ghost one last time to kiss Sokka. Zhao, we need you to stand in the middle of a desert so the Sand Spirit swallows you. Is everyone clear on their job? All except Sokka: Clear! Sokka: Katara, wut's your lazy @$$ doing? Katara: Well, I was going to develop a well thought out plan to invade the FN, but I've decided once you're done your kiss, it'd be more fun to cut you up with waterbending for calling me an @$$! Sokka: Oh, s**t, *darts away but is not fast enough to escape the fury of Katara* |
BradyBannister5 wrote: |
Suki: I love you sokka Toph: wait, i do! Ty Lee: no i do!! (spirit of yue appears) Yue: no i do and he love me back! (they all stare at sokka with angry faces) Sokka: umm...crud..well actually there's an explation...for this.. All but sokka: really! hm well what is it! (all get in fighting stances) Sokka: well umm..you were all kind of...my..........off relationships.... All but sokka: so you mean we were used!!! just for your s*x Sokka: well..no..and yes...umm..my real love is... All but sokka: WHO!!!!!!!! Ty lee: its me, cuz he looked at me with a puppy dog face in the drill! Yue: no, we shared some tounge at the north pole,so its me! Suki: eww, i hope none of your water tribe trash germs were left on him when we shared some tounge on the serpents pass. Toph: umm..hello, i travel with sokka, he can't see any of you! (all start bickering) Sokka: actually...me love is......JOO DEE!!!!!!!!! All but sokka: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...you son of a gun!!! that slave to long feng? AAAGGGHHH!!!!!! Sokka: yea but she is hotter and obeys me because i took he under lake laogai and brainwashed her into thinking i'm sexy Joo Dee: ( in her brainwashed voice) WHAT!! i am dumping you! Sokka: CRUD!!! All but sokka: LETS GET HIM!!!! Sokka: AAAAGGGHHH (trys to run away but Ty Lee blocks his chi) (sokka cannot move) (they take him to the serpents pass) (they throw him to the serpent) Sokka: AAAGGGHHHH!!! (dies) (they all brawl and toph wins and throws them all to the serpent) (katara soon does the same to toph) (then momo says "Mecha mecha hi mecha hima hima ho!") THE END!!! |
the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
8 out of 10! funny, but OMFG I HATE JOO DEE!! She scares the f*** out of me and she's too common in these bloopers. They ARE bloopers, I'm just saying that I hate that smiling f***in' lady and her brainwashed friends. |
*The wise thoughts of Avatar characters*
Katara: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Sokka: Hmm... I wonder where I put that cactus juice. I'm itchy.
Toph: I hope no one notices I'm really a man.
Aang: Does Katara's butt look big?
Appa: I wonder what Momo's doing tonight.... I wonder how long it'll take before everyone realizes that we're gay
Momo: Sweet! I'm doing Foo Foo Cuddly Poops tonight.... or is it Joo Dee?
Iroh: Let me sort my favorite teas in order... Jasmine, Camomile, Caffiene... aww, the he** with hit. Coffee's my true love!
Zuko: Who's Aang's new earthbending teacher? Is he checking me out?
Azula: I enstill fear in my opponents, for I am Azula, of the Fire Nation!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ty Lee: Azula's got her "i am awesome" face on. Wait, never mind, that's her normal face
Mai: I wonder how much i could save if I used my throwing knives instead of a razor blade.
Joo Dee: Mentalteen, you have incurred the wrath of Joo Dee. Prepare to be eaten... twice...and boiled.... alive
Hilarious, I found it on the??speculation thread. All credit goes to Strix_Moonwing??
Azula: (is about to kill Sokka) Prepare to die, water peasant!
Fully-grown Foo Foo: ROAR! (tackles Azula to the ground)
Sokka: FOO-FOO-CUDDLY-POOPS! YOU'VE SAVED ME! WOOHOO!
Azula: (To Mai and Ty Lee) If anybody asks, there were fifty of them.....and their names were "Killer".
Ty Lee/Mai: (also underneath Foo-Foo) Deal....XD
picketposter14 wrote: |
*The wise thoughts of Avatar characters* Katara: Do these pants make my butt look big? Sokka: Hmm... I wonder where I put that cactus juice. I'm itchy. Toph: I hope no one notices I'm really a man. Aang: Does Katara's butt look big? Appa: I wonder what Momo's doing tonight.... I wonder how long it'll take before everyone realizes that we're gay Momo: Sweet! I'm doing Foo Foo Cuddly Poops tonight.... or is it Joo Dee? Iroh: Let me sort my favorite teas in order... Jasmine, Camomile, Caffiene... aww, the he** with hit. Coffee's my true love! Zuko: Who's Aang's new earthbending teacher? Is he checking me out? Azula: I enstill fear in my opponents, for I am Azula, of the Fire Nation!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!! Ty Lee: Azula's got her "i am awesome" face on. Wait, never mind, that's her normal face Mai: I wonder how much i could save if I used my throwing knives instead of a razor blade. Joo Dee: Mentalteen, you have incurred the wrath of Joo Dee. Prepare to be eaten... twice...and boiled.... alive |
I got one!!!
Zuko and the editor are in a conference
Editor: Zuko, we need to introduce you more to our viewers.... and I know how.... THROUGH CROSSDRESSING!!!!!
Zuko:
Zuko goes to Mike??and Brian (creators of the show, for those who don't know)
Zuko: we need a new editor
Mike: why?
Zuko: He...... burst into flames spontaneously
Bryan: *facepalm* you can't go around incinerating people because they made you angry
Mike: what did he do?
Zuko: he tried to put me in a dress
Mike: are there pictures?
Zuko:
Zuko goes to nickelodeon CEO
Zuko: we need a new co-creator for avatar
the_mental_teen wrote: |
*From very forst episode* Katara: Someone is in the iceberg! *Ice breaks and Harrison Ford comes out* Sokka: Who the f*** is this guy? Director: D@MN IT HARRISON, THE INDIANA JONES SET IS NEXT DOOR!! Harrison: Sorry, but that's how I appear in the movie. Aang: Sorry guys I was masterb--, WTF is Harrison Ford doing here?! Katara: Ask Mr. Director. Director: AGAIN!! ACTION!! *Ice breaks, but no one comes out* Sokka: Aang, you come out now! *Silence* Katara: Is he masterbating again? Sokka: Yeah, I think so. Katara: I'll cheer him up Sokka: I don't get it... Director: 0_o |
C1991 wrote: |
I got one!!! Zuko and the editor are in a conference Editor: Zuko, we need to introduce you more to our viewers.... and I know how.... THROUGH CROSSDRESSING!!!!! Zuko: Zuko goes to Mike??and Brian (creators of the show, for those who don't know) Zuko: we need a new editor Mike: why? Zuko: He...... burst into flames spontaneously Bryan: *facepalm* you can't go around incinerating people because they made you angry Mike: what did he do? Zuko: he tried to put me in a dress Mike: are there pictures? Zuko: Zuko goes to nickelodeon CEO Zuko: we need a new co-creator for avatar |
picketposter14 wrote: | ||||
Joo Dee: *laughs but then realizes she is a slave to the Dai Li and that laughing is not aloud* Die!!! *breaks out the cookies* |
from the guru
Guru Pathik: Aang, you need to let go!
Aang: Didn't you see the trailer? I love Katara. I can't work like this.
Aang storms off the set infuriated.
the_mental_teen wrote: | ||||||
Sorry, but please no cookiee s***. My 2 other threads got deleted because of ppl getting WAY off-topic because of this cookiee stuff. Sorry for sounding rude or mean or whatever, but I don't want this deleted! |
picketposter14 wrote: | ||||||||
k.... *deletes message, and breaks out a bomb instead* |
shadowscott wrote: |
from the guru Guru Pathik: Aang, you need to let go! Aang: Didn't you see the trailer? I love Katara. I can't work like this. Aang storms off the set infuriated. |