Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
um..... i think i have one......
earth king (in a girly voice): okay girls, now that we have the pizza, let's see what's on tv.
*aang??and toph??walk in and sees katara, azula,??the earth king, and sokka??sitting around the tv in bunny pajamas and teddy bear slippers*
aang: o_0
toph: you guys are wierd.
The cave of two lovers
Katara and Aang are walking alone
Katara: Jezz this cave it's so dark and big!!anyone could rape a girl like me??and NO ONE would notice that.
Aang: REALLY!!!!!, i mean really?
Aang and Katara look at each other, Aang is so excited that he farts.
Katara: you pig!!! oOhhhh God!! it smells like s***, you??*ssh*l* full of?? s***!!, mother f*****
Katara runs desperate, 'cause she thinks the smell it's going o kill her, Aang runs behind her. Then they get out of the cave. Katara fell in the ground breathing heavilly. Sokka gets out with the others.
Sokka: What happened Katara? why you look so palid?
Katara; Ohhh!! Aang, that piece of s***!! he farted!!! i thing he defecated!!
Sokka: What's defecated?
Aang: i don't feel right!!! i think my underwears are full of s***!! i told you guys that we shouldn't have??let Katara cook!!
Katara: What's are you talking about b*tch!!, i am a geat cook!! am i wrong guys?
She looks around and everybody it's dead, but sokka, Aang and herself.
Katara:Oooohh come on!!! get up you b*tch*s!!!
Aang: Katara they are dead!!
Katara: But no because they eat my food, right sokka?
When sokka tried to answer he vomits everything and then faint!!!
Aang: you stupid motherf*****!! this is all your fault!!
Katara; Shut up!! b*tch!!!
Aang: why aren't you sick?
Katara: well i really did not have time to eat what i cooked!!
Aang: that's why you are not sick, stupid whor*!!! you plan all this to kill us and stay with the show for yourself!! F*** YOU!!
Katara: what are you talking about,??you bald f*g!!!??i couldn't eat because you ate everything!! and you didn't left anything for me!! b*tches!! no??i am all by myself, the fire nation soldiers will f*** me!!, and you don't use underwears you jackass!!
Aang:??I now that's what you want!! i hope they f*** you hard!!! Ohh my holy ass that's true, i am not using underwears!!,
Aang faint
Katara; Great!! now i know how to kill all the fire nation, i will become a Chef for the Fire Lord!!!,
Then she looks at all the corpses and the bodies of her friends
Katara; i am sorry guys, i did not plan this but thanks to my lack of abilities cooking, your diarrea, faints, vomits and dead, I believe??we will safe the world!!
| picketposter14 wrote: |
| NO ONE READS MY BLOOPERS!!!!! *cries in a sad, shameful, dark corner.* |
| Ernecio wrote: |
The cave of two lovers Katara and Aang are walking alone Katara: Jezz this cave it's so dark and big!!anyone could rape a girl like me??and NO ONE would notice that. Aang: REALLY!!!!!, i mean really? Aang and Katara look at each other, Aang is so excited that he farts. Katara: you pig!!! oOhhhh God!! it smells like s***, you??*ssh*l* full of?? s***!!, mother f***** Katara runs desperate, 'cause she thinks the smell it's going o kill her, Aang runs behind her. Then they get out of the cave. Katara fell in the ground breathing heavilly. Sokka gets out with the others. Sokka: What happened Katara? why you look so palid? Katara; Ohhh!! Aang, that piece of s***!! he farted!!! i thing he defecated!! Sokka: What's defecated? Aang: i don't feel right!!! i think my underwears are full of s***!! i told you guys that we shouldn't have??let Katara cook!! Katara: What's are you talking about b*tch!!, i am a geat cook!! am i wrong guys? She looks around and everybody it's dead, but sokka, Aang and herself. Katara:Oooohh come on!!! get up you b*tch*s!!! Aang: Katara they are dead!! Katara: But no because they eat my food, right sokka? When sokka tried to answer he vomits everything and then faint!!! Aang: you stupid motherf*****!! this is all your fault!! Katara; Shut up!! b*tch!!! Aang: why aren't you sick? Katara: well i really did not have time to eat what i cooked!! Aang: that's why you are not sick, stupid whor*!!! you plan all this to kill us and stay with the show for yourself!! F*** YOU!! Katara: what are you talking about,??you bald f*g!!!??i couldn't eat because you ate everything!! and you didn't left anything for me!! b*tches!! no??i am all by myself, the fire nation soldiers will f*** me!!, and you don't use underwears you jackass!! Aang:??I now that's what you want!! i hope they f*** you hard!!! Ohh my holy ass that's true, i am not using underwears!!, Aang faint Katara; Great!! now i know how to kill all the fire nation, i will become a Chef for the Fire Lord!!!, Then she looks at all the corpses and the bodies of her friends Katara; i am sorry guys, i did not plan this but thanks to my lack of abilities cooking, your diarrea, faints, vomits and dead, I believe??we will safe the world!! |
| picketposter14 wrote: | ||
shockingly eww, yet still fairly hilarious |
| picketposter14 wrote: | ||
*continues crying |
oh, i got another one!
aang: to heck with this avatar junk! instead, i'm going to marry toph! hey, toph! come here!
toph: what do you want?
aang: we're getting married! tomorrow!
toph: umm.... 0_o????how come no one tells me anything?
| tokyoberry wrote: |
oh, i got another one! aang: to heck with this avatar junk! instead, i'm going to marry toph! hey, toph! come here! toph: what do you want? aang: we're getting married! tomorrow! toph: umm.... 0_o????how come no one tells me anything? |
Ty Lee: Mai do you know who this Suki girl is?
Mai: She was the one who was fighting with Azula remember?
Ty Lee: Oh right! *spots Suki* Hmm he said, he was 'kinda' involved with her. But they're not together.
Mai: Aren't you happy? Thankful even?
Ty Lee: Yeah, but he's nowhere to be seen. I tried looking for him. I'm worried that Suki's hiding him from me!
Mai: Don't be a drama queen, let's just look for him. But seriously, I don't know what you see in him.
Ty Lee: I don't know what you see in Zuko...
Mai: Isn't that him over there?
TyLee: You're right! But who's he with?
*recognizes the girl Sokka's kissing*
Ty Lee: WHAT?! WTF is going on here? Princess Azula?!
Mai: Looks like it's not Suki who you should be worrying about.
Ty Lee: I--I..I looked up to you! Maybe you had another motive to fight the Kyoshi Warriors!
| Maylene wrote: | ||
Ty Lee: Mai do you know who this Suki girl is? Mai: She was the one who was fighting with Azula remember? Ty Lee: Oh right! *spots Suki* Hmm he said, he was 'kinda' involved with her. But they're not together. Mai: Aren't you happy? Thankful even? Ty Lee: Yeah, but he's nowhere to be seen. I tried looking for him. I'm worried that Suki's hiding him from me! Mai: Don't be a drama queen, let's just look for him. But seriously, I don't know what you see in him. Ty Lee: I don't know what you see in Zuko... Mai: Isn't that him over there? TyLee: You're right! But who's he with? *recognizes the girl Sokka's kissing* Ty Lee: WHAT?! WTF is going on here? Princess Azula?! Mai: Looks like it's not Suki who you should be worrying about. Ty Lee: I--I..I looked up to you! Maybe you had another motive to fight the Kyoshi Warriors! |
| tokyoberry wrote: |
oh, i got another one! aang: to heck with this avatar junk! instead, i'm going to marry toph! hey, toph! come here! toph: what do you want? aang: we're getting married! tomorrow! toph: umm.... 0_o????how come no one tells me anything? |
| Maylene wrote: | ||
Ty Lee: Mai do you know who this Suki girl is? Mai: She was the one who was fighting with Azula remember? Ty Lee: Oh right! *spots Suki* Hmm he said, he was 'kinda' involved with her. But they're not together. Mai: Aren't you happy? Thankful even? Ty Lee: Yeah, but he's nowhere to be seen. I tried looking for him. I'm worried that Suki's hiding him from me! Mai: Don't be a drama queen, let's just look for him. But seriously, I don't know what you see in him. Ty Lee: I don't know what you see in Zuko... Mai: Isn't that him over there? TyLee: You're right! But who's he with? *recognizes the girl Sokka's kissing* Ty Lee: WHAT?! WTF is going on here? Princess Azula?! Mai: Looks like it's not Suki who you should be worrying about. Ty Lee: I--I..I looked up to you! Maybe you had another motive to fight the Kyoshi Warriors! |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
ahh, another funny Taang blooper, don't have much of those! 8 out of 10! |
| the_mental_teen wrote: |
| lol, this is the first Azula/Sokka blooper, let's bring in the other ships like this one! |
| Maylene wrote: | ||||||
True we need more of those. ^^
Also true! Really that was the first Sokkla blooper? Yay! I love them. And we do need more ships like that one--BRING ON THE CRACK PAIRINGS! Anyway, about the Suki and Azula thing, I was watching a music video about Suki vs. Azula over Sokka. And since they did battle, it was an awesome video. |
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??lol... see my "nastiest" award-winning post
*Aang and Katara lean in for a kiss*
Aang: That's it, i can't do this
Katara: What?
Aang: I just can't... there's someone else
Katara: You're cheating on me?!
Aang: Yes, don't you get it? Why do you think the director's never had us kiss on-screen?
Katara: Well then, who is it?
Zuko: Aang, I'm ready. Did you remember the lubricant?
Katara: 0_o... i... i think i'm going to hurl...
Aang: Zuko, you @$$!
Katara: *pukes*
*awkward silence*
Katara: Fine! I can't take it! I have someone else too...
Aang: Really? Who?
Katara: It's.... it's kinda complicated....
Joo Dee #1: Katara, I'm sorry for cheating on you!!
Aang: 0_o Katara: What?!?!
Joo Dee #2: Oh Joo Dee #1, where are you? We haven't snuggled for a while...
Katara: Woh... that is just.... woh
Joo Dee #2: In the spirit of confession, I have a secret lover of my own...
Azula: I wonder if Joo Dee #2 will like this whipped cream... and maybe??Sokka will too. Oops, sh*t, I said that out loud didn't I?
Sokka: Azula, you don't deserve me
Me: Then again, no one deserves her
Sokka: I'm cheating on you for... for...
Foo Foo Cuddly Poops: Chit chit chit chit
Sokka: Suki, I can explain.... I love you, it's just that foo foo gives me something i can't get with you...
Sukii: That's ok Sokka, I understand how you feel. I have...
Bosco: Rawr rawr rawr rawr.... rawr rawr
Earth King: Oh Bosco, come here snugglebunny!
Suki: Were you touchin mah bear?
*uses her fan to blow a light breeze to the Earth King*
Earth King: NO!!!! You'll undo my hair.... it took me an hour to get it like this!
*Earth King and suki are in a slap fight*
Unagi: Suki, I brought you flowers!
Iroh: I thought you were my lover!!!!!!
Unagi: I... well this is awkward...
Serpent: Unagi, I thought you were with me!
Aang: Da*n that lucky b*stard
All: 0_o
Appa: Humans are wierd
Momo: Yeah...
Appa: wanna f*ck?
Momo: Did you remember the condoms?
Appa: No...
Momo: Then what are you waiting for, get in bed fuzzy!
Appa: Wait... I have a confession to make Momo
Swamp Monster: Appa??
Momo: Oh god...
THE END
I'll give the first person to give me the full list of who love who correctly five thousand virtual dollars! Good Luck!
P.S. - If one person likes another person, then they both like each other. So if Zuko likes a tissue, then a tissue likes Zuko, even if it doesn't say it
once again, good luck!
| picketposter14 wrote: | ||||||||
lol... see my "nastiest" award-winning post *Aang and Katara lean in for a kiss* Aang: That's it, i can't do this Katara: What? Aang: I just can't... there's someone else Katara: You're cheating on me?! Aang: Yes, don't you get it? Why do you think the director's never had us kiss on-screen? Katara: Well then, who is it? Zuko: Aang, I'm ready. Did you remember the lubricant? Katara: 0_o... i... i think i'm going to hurl... Aang: Zuko, you @$$! Katara: *pukes* *awkward silence* Katara: Fine! I can't take it! I have someone else too... Aang: Really? Who? Katara: It's.... it's kinda complicated.... Joo Dee #1: Katara, I'm sorry for cheating on you!! Aang: 0_o Katara: What?!?! Joo Dee #2: Oh Joo Dee #1, where are you? We haven't snuggled for a while... Katara: Woh... that is just.... woh Joo Dee #2: In the spirit of confession, I have a secret lover of my own... Bosco: Rawr rawr rawr rawr.... rawr rawr Earth King: Oh Bosco, come here snugglebunny! All: 0_o Appa: Humans are wierd Momo: Yeah... Appa: wanna f*ck? Momo: Did you remember the condoms? Appa: No... Momo: Then what are you waiting for, get in bed fuzzy! THE END I'll give the first person to give me the full list of who love who correctly five thousand virtual dollars! Good Luck! |
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ALERT ALERT ALERT READTHIS READTHIS READTHIS - I MADE CHANGES TO MY ORIGINAL SCRIPT!!!!!! DO NOT QUOTE THIS BLOB!!!!!!!
umm.... here's another one....
katara: hey, aang. you've been spending a lot of time with toph lately.
aang: yep. we're married.
katara: i thought you loved me though!
aang: i used to, but now i love toph. she's pretty, and smart, and funny, and....
katara: .... wierd? ok, this must be a dream! aang, pinch me!
*toph comes in and pinches katara*
katara: ow! oh my gosh, i'm not dreaming! aang, why didn't you tell me you married toph?
toph: because he didn't want to hurt your fragile waterbending weenie feelings.
katara: aww.... that's so nice.... *realizes that toph insulted her* hey, i am not a weenie!
toph: oh, i think you are.... *opens the door to katara's room and shows telletubbies and baby things everywhere*
lame, yes, but hey, i tried!
