Suki: I love you sokka Toph: wait, i do! Ty Lee: no i do!! (spirit of yue appears) Yue: no i do and he love me back! (they all stare at sokka with angry faces) Sokka: umm...crud..well actually there's an explation...for this.. All but sokka: really! hm well what is it! (all get in fighting stances) Sokka: well umm..you were all kind of...my..........off relationships.... All but sokka: so you mean we were used!!! just for your s*x Sokka: well..no..and yes...umm..my real love is... All but sokka: WHO!!!!!!!! Ty lee: its me, cuz he looked at me with a puppy dog face in the drill! Yue: no, we shared some tounge at the north pole,so its me! Suki: eww, i hope none of your water tribe trash germs were left on him when we shared some tounge on the serpents pass. Toph: umm..hello, i travel with sokka, he can't see any of you! (all start bickering) Sokka: actually...me love is......JOO DEE!!!!!!!!! All but sokka: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...you son of a gun!!! that slave to long feng? AAAGGGHHH!!!!!! Sokka: yea but she is hotter and obeys me because i took he under lake laogai and brainwashed her into thinking i'm sexy Joo Dee: ( in her brainwashed voice) WHAT!! i am dumping you! Sokka: CRUD!!! All but sokka: LETS GET HIM!!!! Sokka: AAAAGGGHHH (trys to run away but Ty Lee blocks his chi) (sokka cannot move) (they take him to the serpents pass) (they throw him to the serpent) Sokka: AAAGGGHHHH!!! (dies) (they all brawl and toph wins and throws them all to the serpent) (katara soon does the same to toph) (then momo says "Mecha mecha hi mecha hima hima ho!") THE END!!! |