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    5Cartooner9

    [381]Dec 20, 2006
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    70sguygx wrote:
    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Aang: Hi, I'd like to order one large cheese pizza.
    Server: Hola, senor a tengo hombre? Me llamo Fransesco! Que pasa? Tengo horne y gusta molesto!
    Aang: Uhhh... you want to molest me? Why do you want to do that?
    Server: Ah! No, no no. Tu soy gracioso, muy gracioso. Porque asi spicy?
    Aang: You think I'm spicy?
    Server: Ahhh. Si, Si. Bien. Spicy meatball, no?
    Aang: WTF?
    Server: Me gust pene! Y tu?
    Aang: O Sh**t. You can keep the pizzas!

    *It's much funnier if you understand the spanish*

    what waz the real spanish?


    Aang: Hi, I'd like to order one large cheese pizza.
    Server: Hi! Are you a hungy person? My name is Fransesco. What's up? I'm horny and I like molesting.
    Aang: Uhhh... you want to molest me? Why do you want to do that?
    Server: Ah! No, no no. you are silly, very silly. Why are you so spicy?
    Aang: You think I'm spicy?
    Server: Ahhh. Yes, yes. Good Spicy meatball, no?
    Aang: WTF?
    Server: I like p3nis! do you?
    Aang: O Sh**t. You can keep the pizzas!

    *the spanish is not exact, but close enough*
    Edited on 12/20/2006 4:45pm
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    70sguygx

    [382]Dec 20, 2006
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    (The day after Iroh opens his tea shop)
    Zuko: (Walking in the apartment door) Uncle! I have terrific news! (He looks around, but Iroh is nowhere to be found. We searches the kitchen) Uncle? (He knocks on the bathroom door) Uncle? (He walks into Iroh's room and finds him and the ticket lady doing it) OMG! I'm blind!
    Ticket Lady: (Screams and runs out)
    Iroh: (to the director) I thought you said take 10?
    Director: 2.
    Iroh: Oh. This is embarassing!
    Katara: (comes out of bathroom nude) I'm ready Zuk... (sees Iroh)OOOO!
    Director: Cut! And Wrap! Go ahead and cut out Iroh and Zuko.
    Special Effects: Perv.
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    70sguygx

    [383]Dec 20, 2006
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    okay that sucked
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    5Cartooner9

    [384]Dec 20, 2006
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    not that bad. I would say 8 of 10
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    5Cartooner9

    [385]Dec 20, 2006
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    Where's mental teen? I'm kinda taking his job.
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    5Cartooner9

    [386]Dec 20, 2006
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    Aang: I'm gay.
    Katara: I'm straight.
    Toph: I'm les.
    Sokka; I'm straight, but I'm Katara's brother.
    Everyone: Silence.
    Toph: Well this sucks. None of us can do any of eachother.
    Aang: D@mn, I was looking forward to that.
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    Spike815

    [387]Dec 20, 2006
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Aang: I'm gay.
    Katara: I'm straight.
    Toph: I'm les.
    Sokka; I'm straight, but I'm Katara's brother.
    Everyone: Silence.
    Toph: Well this sucks. None of us can do any of eachother.
    Aang: D@mn, I was looking forward to that.


    lol

    My turn at this I guess

    What Happened to the Original, Male Toph
    From The Chase:

    Original Toph: Katara... your a b*tch
    Katara: What did you call me you @sshole!
    Toph: You want to go B*TCH!
    Katara: BRING IT!
    *Katara shoves Toph off Appa*
    Director: WTF WAS THAT KATARA?!
    Katara: He started it
    Aang: I still love you Katara!
    Director: It's okay, I know this blind girl that can take his place...
    Sokka: Is she cute?
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    5Cartooner9

    [388]Dec 20, 2006
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    Spike815 wrote:
    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Aang: I'm gay.
    Katara: I'm straight.
    Toph: I'm les.
    Sokka; I'm straight, but I'm Katara's brother.
    Everyone: Silence.
    Toph: Well this sucks. None of us can do any of eachother.
    Aang: D@mn, I was looking forward to that.


    lol

    My turn at this I guess

    What Happened to the Original, Male Toph
    From The Chase:

    Original Toph: Katara... your a b*tch
    Katara: What did you call me you @sshole!
    Toph: You want to go B*TCH!
    Katara: BRING IT!
    *Katara shoves Toph off Appa*
    Director: WTF WAS THAT KATARA?!
    Katara: He started it
    Aang: I still love you Katara!
    Director: It's okay, I know this blind girl that can take his place...
    Sokka: Is she cute?


    Not bad, not bad.
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    ScoField27

    [389]Dec 20, 2006
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    5Cartooner9, I did not mean to offend you.

    But there are kids here. This needs to stop. The characters you are portraying are 12 or 14 year olds! I am not 45, I just turned 17. I think you should understand that I am a kid also, and I know this seems funny, but I would NEVER write or say anything that would make my father disappointed in me. You should do the same.

    Also making sex-jokes about these 13 year old characters is sick. You could make somthing so much funnier that does not offend. If you want to use jokes about the human-body go ahead! It's easy to do so in a non-sexual sense.

    Sorry if I ruined your fun, but you ruined mine and everyone else you see that does not post on this thread. Keep up your jokes if you must, but i ask you to tone it down.

    Merry Christmas!

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    5Cartooner9

    [390]Dec 20, 2006
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    *The Serpeant's Pass when Sokk and Suki are making out*

    Sokka: You talk too much.

    *Make out, make out, when Toph appears behind them*

    Sokka: WTF are you doing here?
    Toph: Get off my man, B**tch!
    Suki: WHAT?
    Toph: You heard me, get the h3ll of my god d@mn man!
    Suki: Awwww.. helllll naw, pvssycat
    Toph: What the h3ll did you call me?
    Sokka: Hold on a sec, ladies, I'm gonna get some snacks.
    Toph and Suki: Silence

    *Sokka comes back with chair and and food*

    sokka: let the fighting resume!
    Suki: Let's go, b**tch!
    Toph: Bring it!
    Sokka: Ahhhhhhhhh...
    Edited on 12/20/2006 7:38pm
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    5Cartooner9

    [391]Dec 20, 2006
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    ScoField27 wrote:

    5Cartooner9, I did not mean to offend you.

    But there are kids here. This needs to stop. The characters you are portraying are 12 or 14 year olds! I am not 45, I just turned 17. I think you should understand that I am a kid also, and I know this seems funny, but I would NEVER write or say anything that would make my father disappointed in me. You should do the same.

    Also making sex-jokes about these 13 year old characters is sick. You could make somthing so much funnier that does not offend. If you want to use jokes about the human-body go ahead! It's easy to do so in a non-sexual sense.

    Sorry if I ruined your fun, but you ruined mine and everyone else you see that does not post on this thread. Keep up your jokes if you must, but i ask you to tone it down.

    Merry Christmas!


    okey dokey than. But you and your friends should just LEAVE instead of causing trouble!
    Edited on 12/20/2006 7:33pm
    Edited 4 total times.
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    the_mental_teen

    [392]Dec 20, 2006
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    ScoField27 wrote:

    5Cartooner9, I did not mean to offend you.

    But there are kids here. This needs to stop. The characters you are portraying are 12 or 14 year olds! I am not 45, I just turned 17. I think you should understand that I am a kid also, and I know this seems funny, but I would NEVER write or say anything that would make my father disappointed in me. You should do the same.

    Also making sex-jokes about these 13 year old characters is sick. You could make somthing so much funnier that does not offend. If you want to use jokes about the human-body go ahead! It's easy to do so in a non-sexual sense.

    Sorry if I ruined your fun, but you ruined mine and everyone else you see that does not post on this thread. Keep up your jokes if you must, but i ask you to tone it down.

    Merry Christmas!


    okey dokey than. But you and your friends should just LEAVE instead of causing trouble!


    I had internet problems (again) and now im back. Yeah, if ur just going to come in and complain, just shut ur mouth. No offence, but these are MADE UP BLOOPERS. These are just funny make-up stuff. I understand how you think that, but if everyone thought like you, shows like "Family Guy" and "South Park". Think about that..........ok think that's enough.
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    70sguygx

    [393]Dec 21, 2006
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    ScoField27 wrote:

    5Cartooner9, I did not mean to offend you.

    But there are kids here. This needs to stop. The characters you are portraying are 12 or 14 year olds! I am not 45, I just turned 17. I think you should understand that I am a kid also, and I know this seems funny, but I would NEVER write or say anything that would make my father disappointed in me. You should do the same.

    Also making sex-jokes about these 13 year old characters is sick. You could make somthing so much funnier that does not offend. If you want to use jokes about the human-body go ahead! It's easy to do so in a non-sexual sense.

    Sorry if I ruined your fun, but you ruined mine and everyone else you see that does not post on this thread. Keep up your jokes if you must, but i ask you to tone it down.

    Merry Christmas!

    if you dont like it, leave!
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    70sguygx

    [394]Dec 21, 2006
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    ok i'll take another crack...

    Scene where Aang must stop the rolling boulder

    Toph: Ready Aang?
    Aang: Yeah!
    (Toph rolls the boulder and it keeps rolling and smashes Aang)
    Toph: Aang you dumb@ss you were supposed to jump out of the way!
    Aang: I forgot my line!

    Scene where Sokka is stuck in the ground

    Sokka: (to Foofoocuddlypoo)Okay little guy if you'll let me out, I'll become a...(boulder from scene above rolls down the hill and smashes Sokka)WTF was that for!
    Toph: Oh! Wrong set!
    (cut to set where Toph is supposed to be)
    Aang: Where the hell is Toph?

    Those completely sucked!
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    confucioussayhi

    [395]Dec 21, 2006
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    Aang-****.
    Sokka-What did you say?!
    Aang-Dude.
    Sokka-But you said, and the bleep went...
    Aang-The ****ing ***** machine must be ****ing the fritz.
    Sokka-What?!
    Aang-THE BLEEP MACHINE IS ****ING BROKEN!
    Sokka-**** dude.
    Aang-Yeah **** sucks the **** outta me.
    Katara-Zuko is so *****, he **** get *** ** bed.
    Sokka-**** crap! What?!
    Katara-Zuko is so stupid, he won't get out of bed.
    Toph-I'm so *****, man.
    Sokka-Don't wanna ****!
    Toph-I'm so tired, man.
    Sokka-Oh.
    Azula-Iroh ****** like a ***.
    Sokka-Yeah, *** probably nothin'.
    Azula-Oh, sorry I meant, Iroh screws like a fox.
    All-o_0
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    70sguygx

    [396]Dec 21, 2006
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    Scene from cave of the two lovers where aang and katara kiss

    Katara: I have this crazy idea, but its a little too crazy...

    Aang: We ****?

    Katara: WHAT!

    Aang: Whoops! Slipped out!(Under breath)Get through the kiss first Aang!

    Gettin better

    Edited on 12/21/2006 9:33am
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    the_mental_teen

    [397]Dec 21, 2006
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    70sguygx wrote:

    Scene from cave of the two lovers where aang and katara kiss

    Katara: I have this crazy idea, but its a little too crazy...

    Aang: We ****?

    Katara: WHAT!

    Aang: Whoops! Slipped out!(Under breath)Get through the kiss first Aang!

    Gettin better


    LMAO!!

    *GAang goes to a carnival and looks and Far East weapons*

    Aang: Holy s*** dude! Look at these kick @$$ weapons.

    Sokka: Bull cr@p.

    Aang: What the f*** did you say?!

    Sokka: I meant bull s***.

    Zuko: Uhh...

    Katara: Why is it bull...you know.

    Sokka: They make it up to make you buy it and think it's an antique!

    Aang: You f@g.

    Sokka: WTF DID YOU SAY!!!

    Toph: He said your a f@g, which I agree with.

    Sokka: Oh, you both die now!

    *Aang and Toph crush Sokka with their earthbending*

    Aang: Can we stop this s*** talk and buy these already?!

    Zuko: You have money?

    Aang: .......no

    Katara: Then why were you arguing for nothing then!

    Aang: .......don't talk to me like that or I'll tell the secret.

    Katara: Oh, you better not you mother-

    Aang: She is a bi-s3xual and scr3ws with me and Toph!

    All: 0_o
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    70sguygx

    [398]Dec 21, 2006
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    the_mental_teen wrote:
    70sguygx wrote:

    Scene from cave of the two lovers where aang and katara kiss

    Katara: I have this crazy idea, but its a little too crazy...

    Aang: We ****?

    Katara: WHAT!

    Aang: Whoops! Slipped out!(Under breath)Get through the kiss first Aang!

    Gettin better


    LMAO!!

    *GAang goes to a carnival and looks and Far East weapons*

    Aang: Holy s*** dude! Look at these kick @$$ weapons.

    Sokka: Bull cr@p.

    Aang: What the f*** did you say?!

    Sokka: I meant bull s***.

    Zuko: Uhh...

    Katara: Why is it bull...you know.

    Sokka: They make it up to make you buy it and think it's an antique!

    Aang: You f@g.

    Sokka: WTF DID YOU SAY!!!

    Toph: He said your a f@g, which I agree with.

    Sokka: Oh, you both die now!

    *Aang and Toph crush Sokka with their earthbending*

    Aang: Can we stop this s*** talk and buy these already?!

    Zuko: You have money?

    Aang: .......no

    Katara: Then why were you arguing for nothing then!

    Aang: .......don't talk to me like that or I'll tell the secret.

    Katara: Oh, you better not you mother-

    Aang: She is a bi-s3xual and scr3ws with me and Toph!

    All: 0_o

    last part waz awesome!
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    the_mental_teen

    [399]Dec 21, 2006
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    70sguygx wrote:
    the_mental_teen wrote:
    70sguygx wrote:

    Scene from cave of the two lovers where aang and katara kiss

    Katara: I have this crazy idea, but its a little too crazy...

    Aang: We ****?

    Katara: WHAT!

    Aang: Whoops! Slipped out!(Under breath)Get through the kiss first Aang!

    Gettin better


    LMAO!!

    *GAang goes to a carnival and looks and Far East weapons*

    Aang: Holy s*** dude! Look at these kick @$$ weapons.

    Sokka: Bull cr@p.

    Aang: What the f*** did you say?!

    Sokka: I meant bull s***.

    Zuko: Uhh...

    Katara: Why is it bull...you know.

    Sokka: They make it up to make you buy it and think it's an antique!

    Aang: You f@g.

    Sokka: WTF DID YOU SAY!!!

    Toph: He said your a f@g, which I agree with.

    Sokka: Oh, you both die now!

    *Aang and Toph crush Sokka with their earthbending*

    Aang: Can we stop this s*** talk and buy these already?!

    Zuko: You have money?

    Aang: .......no

    Katara: Then why were you arguing for nothing then!

    Aang: .......don't talk to me like that or I'll tell the secret.

    Katara: Oh, you better not you mother-

    Aang: She is a bi-s3xual and scr3ws with me and Toph!

    All: 0_o

    last part waz awesome!


    thx
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    the_mental_teen

    [400]Dec 21, 2006
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    bump

    Zuko: Why are you bumping instead of posting another blooper you motherf***er!

    Mental_Teen: You didn't just say that you f@ggot!!

    Zuko: BRING IT!!

    Aang: MENTAL FIGHT!!!

    All: FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!!!

    *Mental_Teen grabs Stewie's laser gun and starts shooting at Zuko*

    Mental_Teen: SAY HOLA TO MEE STAR WARS GUN YOU @$$HOLE!!
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