Hi everybody! I'm baack!

Avatar cast on YO MAMA

Aang: yo momas so dumb, shes DEAD!
Katara: She really is dead you f@ggot @$$!
Sokka: Yea b*tch! what the h3ll is your problem?
Aang: Were on YO MAMA, dumb@$$!
Sokka: Well you don't have to make jokes like that, d*ckhole!
Wilmer: Alrite, alrite guys....

Wilmer & friend go to discuss it by his car

Wilmer: Alrite and the winner of $1000 dollars of caash moooneeey and the bragging rites of the hoood is...
Sokka: just say it sh**t@$$!
Wilmer: isssss.....
Sokka: AHHHHHHH f**ck!!!
Wilmer: AANG!!!!
Katara: WTMF????? I kicked his @$$! He sucks monkey nuts at these. I should have won, mother F**cking, stupid sh**t@$$ B*TCH!
Wilmer: We'll see you next time on... yo Mama!

COME ON PEOPLE, WHERE ARE YOU???????????????

I think you stunned them speechless

it appears so.

Well this sucks.

Cabbage man: get your cabbages! 3 copper pieces only!

Lettuce Man: WTF are you doing here? I'm selling LETTUCE to these people.

Cabbage man: Too F**cking bad, b**tch

Leetuce Man: @$$hole!! I'll f**cking kick yo fat@$$!!

Cabbage Man: Sh**T? BRING IT ON!! I challenge you to a............. DANCE OFF!

Everyone around watching them fight: What the F**CK?

Cabbage man: Ok! *turns on Justin Timberlake and starts breakdancing, pretty good*

Lettuce Man: Man, suck my balls! *starts doing an Irish Jig*

Everyone around watching: Silent.

Cabbage man: Bullsh**t!! *grabs a girl and starts ballroom dancing*

Lettuce Man: Ahh piss on me! *starts tapdancing*

Everyone around watching: this is just gay bullsh**t! Just kick eachothers @$$es allready!!

Cabbage and Lettuce man: F**ck all of you!! *start dancing together*

Bosco: Are you dissin me, B**tch?

Earth King: You can talk? OMG I want to do you sooooo badly.

Bosco: What the mother F**ck? I'm a bear. And I'm a guy bear.

Earth King: I know.

Bosco: That's just f**cked up bullsh**t in a gay f@ggot @$$hole on Tuesday with a b*tch and a gay kid and a d@mn, f**cking sl*t with apples and a mofo in the Fire Nation with f*cking lemon juice with Sh**tty toilette paper and a lesbian with mother F*cking F**ck!!!!! ROOAAARRR!!!!!

Earth King: ?????

kitara: Hiya
sokka: Ow that hurt
director: CUT!!! That's not what we rehearsed.
sokka: Then tell us what to do ya freak!
director: I have to go to the bathroom(runs away)

sry that's all I can think of lol. ^_^

Katara-When daddy's away, mommy will play.
Aang-Hey katara i'm back for-What the hell are you doing?!?!
Katara(Half naked)-No, ZUKO isn't under the counter!
(Zuko stands up licking his lips)
Zuko-Hey Aang, whats shakin?
Katara-I just said NOT to stand up!
Zuko-No, you told him I wasn't here.
Katara-Ugh!
Aang-What the hell?! I leave for one minute and you start screwin' Zuko?!
Katara-I don't how to say this Aang but, you're just too good of a guy, Zuko is forceful and a bad@$$, you're like that cute neighbor kid a girl only wants to f*ck for a year or so.
Aang-0_o
(Momo flies in)
Momo-Anyone seen my coffee cup?
Zuko-Here-(bends over, Katara sighs) There, its a bit sticky.
Momo-0_o

alright, we need to schedule a bloop-off between confucioussayhi and 5cartooner9. right now i can't decide who's funnier.

Alright, this is for everyone who missed my earlier posts. Just in case.

Sokka-Dude, where's my ostrichhorse?
Haru-I dunno dude, where's your ostrichhorse?
(Elwood Blues poofs in)
Elwood I'm on a mission from God.
Aang-Who the f*** is God?!?!
Katara-Oh, oh I-Nevermind
Elwood- RAWHIDE!(Whip crack)(Poofs away)
Zuko-WTF?!?!
Haru-Sweet.
(Steven colbert poofs in)
Steven-And thats the truthiness of da sitiaton b*tch(Poofs away)
Zuko-Truthiness?
Aang-Colbert?
(Katara, suddenly in bathing suit)-And?!?!?! Sh*t Why does that keep happening?!?!
Sokka-Duh, its in the script.
Zuko and Aang in unison-She so hawt!
Momo-YEEEAAAAAHHHH B*OTCH TAP THAT SH*T! O-OH!
All-0_o
(Director, back from lunch)-What'd I miss?





(Aang walks back to his trailer after a long day of filming)
(He opens the door and finds Katara naked on his bed)
Katara-Merry Christmas Aang!
Aang-...(Falls over)
(Katara after checking his pulse)Oh crap. Call in the stunt double!
Aang double#1-Yes!!!!!!!!!(Pumps arm in air)
Aang double#2-Bullsh*t! She meant me!
Aang double#1-In your dreams!
Aang double#2-Bring it @$$hole!
Aang double#1-Don't start b*tch!
(Fight ensues)
(Katara sighs then walks to another trailer)
Katara-Merry Christmas Zuko!




(Aang after reading finale script)-F*ck that! Katara-What!?!? Aang-I die in the f*cking finale! I thought I was finally gonna get some but no, I die! Sokka-You don't really die Aang its probably special effects. Aang-Yeah(sarcasticly) (Death scene comes up) Aang-I'm sorry Katara.(Goes glowy) (Azula shoots) Azula-HA! You little b**** Thats for stealing my f*cking Krispy Kreme! Sokka-Holy f*cking sh*t! Katara-You killed him! Azula-Never steal a psycopath's f*cking Krispy Kreme. Director-Every f*cking time! SH*T! Stunt double! Aang double-H3ll no! I took her little debbies yesterday! Azula-What! Aang double-F*ck! Katara-Popcorn? Sokka-Yeah.

(Filming of "the chase")
Toph-Who's Zuko?
Sokka-Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail thats chased u-
(Zuko from offstage)-WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!?!? I'm not an angry freak!!!!! I am not!!!
Sokka-My point exactly.
Katara-Damn.
Aang-(in awe)Look at that vein in his forehead.
Zuko-WHAT!!!! DIE!!!!
(Azula coming in for train scene)-WTF? Zuko you're not in this until the end!
Zuko-Oh so now I'm stupid too!?!?!?!
Sokka-Pretty much.
Azula-I didn't say that.
Katara-Damn.
Toph-Thats Zuko? He sounds like a @$$hole.
Azula-Pretty much.
(Director walks in)
Director-What the h3ll?! We don't film for another ten minutes! Oh, you're all doing it again?!?! Stop f*cking playacting! I don't wanna lose this gig! I am not going back to independent films!
Sokka-Hah! We now just how to p*ss everyone off.
Katara-Damn.




(Filming of "the crossroads of destiny")
Toph-Don't worry it's an old friend of mine.
(opens door)
Toph-WTF!? Where's Iroh?!
(they hear a flush)
(Iroh walks out of the bathroom)
Iroh-Ahh...
Katara-Eww, you nasty f*ck!
Iroh- What? I had to go. Those triple bean burritos go right through me.
Aang-(pukes)
(Toph walks outside, closing the door behind her.)
(Zuko walks out of Katara's bedroom)
Katara-What the h3ll were you doing in my bedroom?!?!
Zuko-Uh I was checking you drawers for giant panty eating lice and if you see any white stuff on them its special lice repellant.
(Just then Sokka come flying through the wall, wearing only a shirt)
Aang-Holy sh*t!
Katara-What happened?! Why are you naked?!
Sokka-Well I was nailing Aang's sister when I found out that airbenders sneeze when they're gettin some.
Aang-0_o I have a sister! And you f*cked her?!?!?!
Sokka-What? Shes one fine piece of @$$.
Aang-AHH!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!
Sokk-If you can catch me. Oh, crap you're an airbender.
Aang-AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Begins to chase Sokka)
Iroh-Ohhhh! Back to the White Throne!
(Rushes back to bathroom)
Katara-So do you-
Zuko-Totally
(They go to Katara's bedroom)

Katara-When daddy's away, mommy will play.
Aang-Hey katara i'm back for-What the hell are you doing?!?!
Katara(Half naked)-No, ZUKO isn't under the counter!
(Zuko stands up licking his lips)
Zuko-Hey Aang, whats shakin?
Katara-I just said NOT to stand up!
Zuko-No, you told him I wasn't here.
Katara-Ugh!
Aang-What the hell?! I leave for one minute and you start screwin' Zuko?!
Katara-I don't how to say this Aang but, you're just too good of a guy, Zuko is forceful and a bad@$$, you're like that cute neighbor kid a girl only wants to f*ck for a year or so.
Aang-0_o
(Momo flies in)
Momo-Anyone seen my coffee cup?
Zuko-Here-(bends over, Katara sighs) There, its a bit sticky.
Momo-0_o

[katara is getting ready to sleep with azula]

katara: if i do this, will you promise to stop stealing my water?

azula: uhhhh, yeah.

(family guy)

Avatar cast when there old and watching a movie

Sokka: This movie sucks.
Aang: WHAT SUCKS?
Toph: Who's did you suck?
Sokka: This MOVIE sucks.
Katara: Why did you suck on it?
Sokka: D@mn! I siad this MOVIE SUCKS!! What dumb@$$es.
Aang: What about my @$$? Are you sayin I'm fat, b**tch??
Sokka: Why should I get glasses?
Katara: Where's the remote? Lagauna Beach is on!
Toph: Did you just call me a b**tch??
Katara: NO I said BEACH!
Aang: I hate BEETS!
Toph: Ohhhh.. F**ck it!
Everyone: WHAT!!??