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    the_mental_teen

    [321]Dec 17, 2006
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Aang: uhhh yea I'd like to order the super cheesburger, jumbo fries and a chocolate shake.
    Server: Will that be for here or to go?
    Aang: to go. O yea can I have and extra burger for my Bison?
    Server: will that be for here or to go?
    Aang: I just said to go you jack@$$!
    Server: B**tch! I dont HAVE to give you food!
    Aang yes the F**ck you do, B**tch!
    Server: No!
    Aang (entering Avatar State): You will give me 2 burgers, jumbo fries and a shake!!!!!!!!!
    *server dumps scorching oil on Aang and he dies*
    THE END


    1o out of 10!!!!

    Hilarious
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    5Cartooner9

    [322]Dec 17, 2006
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    picketposter14 wrote:
    no wait... it's not the end

    i shoot the server twice in the ass and twice in the heart, cremated him, dissolve his ashes and let a dog pee on his remains for getting AtLA cancelled


    haha yea!
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    5Cartooner9

    [323]Dec 17, 2006
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    well i g2g.
    sorry.
    Don't let this forum die out!!!!
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    the_mental_teen

    [324]Dec 17, 2006
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    well i g2g.
    sorry.
    Don't let this forum die out!!!!


    roger, and God bless!
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    HazelnX

    [325]Dec 17, 2006
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    wow these are just alittle....wow lol
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    the_mental_teen

    [326]Dec 17, 2006
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    HazelnX wrote:
    wow these are just alittle....wow lol


    Sorry if many of them made you disturbed, but that means this thread is working!
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    BradyBannister5

    [327]Dec 17, 2006
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    From Book 2 Chapter 20 ( Katara and Zuko in a cave)

    Katara: I have healing abilities

    Zuko: It's a scar, it can't be healed.

    Katara: (holds up water amulet) this is water from the spirit oasis at the north pole. It has special properties, so it might work. If you want I could...(touches Zuko's scar)

    (nothing happens)

    Katara: I SAID IF YOU WANT I COULD.......

    Katara: Aang that your que to bust in here!

    Director: Uh...yea Aangs a little late today, so just go on without him.

    Katara: (sighs) ok then

    Katara: If you want I could heal that scar for you.

    Zuko: That sounds great!

    (heals scar)

    Zuko: This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me

    Katara: oh, it was no problem at all.

    ( They stay there for another 10 minutes)

    (Aang busts in)

    Aang: Get your lips off of her!

    Katara: its ok, Zuko has changed.

    Katara: c'mon, we need to go find Sokka and Toph.

    Aang: ok whatever

    (glares at Zuko who glares back)

    (Zuko and Katara in battle later)

    Katara: I thought you had changed!

    Zuko: i have changed!

    Katara: you pretty much suck don't ya..

    (Later on Appa after Aang was killed)

    ( Katara trys to heal Aang with normal water)

    (It doesn't work)

    Katara: NOOOO!!!! (crys eyes out)

    Sokka: Hey Katara, can't you use that spirit water from the North Pole

    Katara: (wipes eyes) uhh..yea about that...I kinda' used it to heal Zuko's scar

    Sokka: WHAT!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! YOU HEALED THE ENEMY INSTEAD OF THE FRIEND!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE MY SISTER! NOW THE FIRE NATION WILL WIN! AAAGGGHHHHHH!@!!!!!!

    Katara: um..Sokka.I..

    Sokka: SHUT UP YOU STUPID DAME! (punches Bosco)

    Bosco: ROOOOAAARRR!!!

    Earth King: Hey!

    Sokka:??I KNOW I'M NOT HEARING STUFF FROM YOU, YOU SPOILED, CHILDISH, STUPID, DOMESTICATED, SISSY, FIGURE-HEADED FREAKER OF A KING! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!

    Toph: Well this should finish well.......NOT!

    (3 months later in Ozai's palace)

    Ozai: Son, you still not worthy! Off with your head!

    Zuko: NOOOOO!!!!!\

    Azula: All part of my plan, hehehehe!

    Ozai: Yours too!

    Azula: hey wait a second I......AGHHHHH!!!!...................................

    Ozai: hahahahahaha! good thing I have the comet now and killed those stupid kids who tried to invade my nation. oh well, the world is mine! YAY!!

    Two people: wait just one moment!

    Ozai: hahahaha! I see, its the laster waterbender and the last earthbender. off with their heads too!

    Two people: AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!

    Ozai: well this is wraping up nicely.

    Director: CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!!! OZAI, YOUR FIRED!

    Ozai: Off with your hea...AAAGGHHH..wait I didn't...think..they had 12 guage guns in the.......... avatar universe.....ughh..........................................................................(dies)

    Director: ok, we need new actors

    Fairly OddParents: We're in!!!!!!!!!!!

    Director: (sighs)

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    ScoField27

    [328]Dec 17, 2006
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    Producer: Well, we're done with season 2.
    Director: And those #*!@# Actors have finnaly turned in their cstumes and props.
    Producer: Let's see... It all seems to be here.. except... OH NO.. MITCH!!!

    Sokka (played by Mitch): Oh, lovly catus juice... oooo... elephants! Pretty rainbow!
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    the_mental_teen

    [329]Dec 17, 2006
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    BradyBannister5 wrote:

    From Book 2 Chapter 20 ( Katara and Zuko in a cave)

    Katara: I have healing abilities

    Zuko: It's a scar, it can't be healed.

    Katara: (holds up water amulet) this is water from the spirit oasis at the north pole. It has special properties, so it might work. If you want I could...(touches Zuko's scar)

    (nothing happens)

    Katara: I SAID IF YOU WANT I COULD.......

    Katara: Aang that your que to bust in here!

    Director: Uh...yea Aangs a little late today, so just go on without him.

    Katara: (sighs) ok then

    Katara: If you want I could heal that scar for you.

    Zuko: That sounds great!

    (heals scar)

    Zuko: This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me

    Katara: oh, it was no problem at all.

    ( They stay there for another 10 minutes)

    (Aang busts in)

    Aang: Get your lips off of her!

    Katara: its ok, Zuko has changed.

    Katara: c'mon, we need to go find Sokka and Toph.

    Aang: ok whatever

    (glares at Zuko who glares back)

    (Zuko and Katara in battle later)

    Katara: I thought you had changed!

    Zuko: i have changed!

    Katara: you pretty much suck don't ya..

    (Later on Appa after Aang was killed)

    ( Katara trys to heal Aang with normal water)

    (It doesn't work)

    Katara: NOOOO!!!! (crys eyes out)

    Sokka: Hey Katara, can't you use that spirit water from the North Pole

    Katara: (wipes eyes) uhh..yea about that...I kinda' used it to heal Zuko's scar

    Sokka: WHAT!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! YOU HEALED THE ENEMY INSTEAD OF THE FRIEND!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE MY SISTER! NOW THE FIRE NATION WILL WIN! AAAGGGHHHHHH!@!!!!!!

    Katara: um..Sokka.I..

    Sokka: SHUT UP YOU STUPID DAME! (punches Bosco)

    Bosco: ROOOOAAARRR!!!

    Earth King: Hey!

    Sokka:??I KNOW I'M NOT HEARING STUFF FROM YOU, YOU SPOILED, CHILDISH, STUPID, DOMESTICATED, SISSY, FIGURE-HEADED FREAKER OF A KING! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!

    Toph: Well this should finish well.......NOT!

    (3 months later in Ozai's palace)

    Ozai: Son, you still not worthy! Off with your head!

    Zuko: NOOOOO!!!!!\

    Azula: All part of my plan, hehehehe!

    Ozai: Yours too!

    Azula: hey wait a second I......AGHHHHH!!!!...................................

    Ozai: hahahahahaha! good thing I have the comet now and killed those stupid kids who tried to invade my nation. oh well, the world is mine! YAY!!

    Two people: wait just one moment!

    Ozai: hahahaha! I see, its the laster waterbender and the last earthbender. off with their heads too!

    Two people: AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!

    Ozai: well this is wraping up nicely.

    Director: CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!!! OZAI, YOUR FIRED!

    Ozai: Off with your hea...AAAGGHHH..wait I didn't...think..they had 12 guage guns in the.......... avatar universe.....ughh..........................................................................(dies)

    Director: ok, we need new actors

    Fairly OddParents: We're in!!!!!!!!!!!

    Director: (sighs)



    long, but really funny!
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    ScoField27

    [330]Dec 17, 2006
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    Director: AND... Cut and Print! Great Job everyone!

    Lon Fang: If I could take just a minute-

    Director: Oh &^3@* Jerry, not again!

    Lon Fang(jerry): Oh, I just wanted to give everyone my easter give baskets! I know easter is 7 months away oh, but I just got started and couldn't quit! I used fancy ribbon on yours Brad!

    Brad(he plays Azula): Oh gee... uhh.. tanks.

    Director: Jerry, don't you wonder why those things always go in the trash!? Chocalte covered Moose Drops are not supposed to be choclate covered moose drops!

    Jerry: ;crying; You know I don't need this! I could have played the russian in Rocky VI or evan the Green Goblin but I turned down those roles... and THIS... Is the thanks I get!?

    Director: ;whispering; Why didn't I become a doctor!
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    the_mental_teen

    [331]Dec 17, 2006
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    ScoField27 wrote:
    Director: AND... Cut and Print! Great Job everyone!

    Lon Fang: If I could take just a minute-

    Director: Oh &^3@* Jerry, not again!

    Lon Fang(jerry): Oh, I just wanted to give everyone my easter give baskets! I know easter is 7 months away oh, but I just got started and couldn't quit! I used fancy ribbon on yours Brad!

    Brad(he plays Azula): Oh gee... uhh.. tanks.

    Director: Jerry, don't you wonder why those things always go in the trash!? Chocalte covered Moose Drops are not supposed to be choclate covered moose drops!

    Jerry: ;crying; You know I don't need this! I could have played the russian in Rocky VI or evan the Green Goblin but I turned down those roles... and THIS... Is the thanks I get!?

    Director: ;whispering; Why didn't I become a doctor!


    lol
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    ChrisVisagie

    [332]Dec 17, 2006
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    (Ty Lee and Katara are fighting)

    Ty Lee: Prepare to lose.

    Katara: (pointing in??the other direction) HEY LOOK!! SOMETHING SHINY!!!

    Ty Lee: WHERE!?

    (Ty Lee looks in the direction Katara was pointing. Katara use the chance to run off.)

    Director: CUT! Katara, we talked about this.

    Katara: Is it my fault she's even thicker than Sokka?

    Sokka: Hey!!!

    Ty Lee: (teary eyed) Shiny?

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    the_mental_teen

    [333]Dec 17, 2006
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    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    (Ty Lee and Katara are fighting)

    Ty Lee: Prepare to lose.

    Katara: (pointing in??the other direction) HEY LOOK!! SOMETHING SHINY!!!

    Ty Lee: WHERE!?

    (Ty Lee looks in the direction Katara was pointing. Katara use the chance to run off.)

    Director: CUT! Katara, we talked about this.

    Katara: Is it my fault she's even thicker than Sokka?

    Sokka: Hey!!!

    Ty Lee: (teary eyed) Shiny?



    rofl, funny
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    Falcondude123

    [334]Dec 17, 2006
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    Napoleon: have you asked anyone to the dance?
    Pedro: I might ask that girl over there,
    Napoleon:AZULA? How the heck are you gonna do that?
    Pedro:Build her a cake or something.
    Napoleon:yeah my girlfriend was gonna fly in from oklahoma, but she can't because she has a photo-shoot.
    Pedro:Is she hot?
    Napoleon:See for yourself! (pulls out picture of Aunt Woo)
    Pedro:Wow. I like her bangs.
    Napoleon:me too...since she can't make it I asked out TyLee.
    Pedro:Who's TyLee?
    Napoleon:my women I'm taking to the dance! Who do you think?!
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    the_mental_teen

    [335]Dec 17, 2006
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Napoleon: have you asked anyone to the dance?
    Pedro: I might ask that girl over there,
    Napoleon:AZULA? How the heck are you gonna do that?
    Pedro:Build her a cake or something.
    Napoleon:yeah my girlfriend was gonna fly in from oklahoma, but she can't because she has a photo-shoot.
    Pedro:Is she hot?
    Napoleon:See for yourself! (pulls out picture of Aunt Woo)
    Pedro:Wow. I like her bangs.
    Napoleon:me too...since she can't make it I asked out TyLee.
    Pedro:Who's TyLee?
    Napoleon:my women I'm taking to the dance! Who do you think?!


    haha! Thanks for posting this!
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    the_mental_teen

    [336]Dec 18, 2006
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    I'm trying to keep this alive, so um...

    BUMP!!
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    ScoField27

    [337]Dec 18, 2006
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    Sokka: Hey Mac- Wanna buy some cactus juice?
    Anag: Hey man! I don't do dope.
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    the_mental_teen

    [338]Dec 18, 2006
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    ScoField27 wrote:
    Sokka: Hey Mac- Wanna buy some cactus juice?
    Aang: Hey man! I don't do dope.


    rofl, gangsters
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    the_mental_teen

    [339]Dec 18, 2006
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    Geez, where is every1?

    BUMP
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    OrbofTornami

    [340]Dec 18, 2006
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    (The Pokemon cast is shooting near the ATLA set)

    Spencergoes to the ATLA set and sees the guru)Can it be?My long lost brother?*runs and hugs the guru*??

    Guru:How are you?

    Chong:*Sees Spencer's tatoos*I know who he is, he's the Avatar!

    Aang:Chong!You are not supposed to??sniff mariguhana before seeing a tattoeed man!

    Ash:Spencer!You are not supposed to drink alchol and sniff mariguhana before seeing a beared man!

    I know it's lame

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