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    Spacerac

    [2981]Jan 17, 2008
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    DanSandwichBoy wrote:

    "The King of Omashu"
    King Bumi: You have passed all my tests. Now, you must answer one final question.
    Aang: That's not fair! You said you would release my friends if I finished your tests!
    King Bumi: Oh, but what's the point of tests if you don't learn anything?
    Sokka: Oh, come on!
    King Bumi: Answer this question, and I will set your friends free: What... is my name?
    Aang: (almost immediately) Rumpelstiltskin!
    King Bumi: (makes buzzer noise) Wrong!
    Director: Cut! Aang, what was that?
    Aang: Come on! Mysterious character wants protagonist to guess his name? Tell me that doesn't totally remind you of Rumpelstiltskin! (musing) Though, technically, Bumi's good and Rumpelstiltskin is bad.

    "The Blue Spirit"
    Admaral Zhao: (enter's Aang's cell) So this is the great Avatar, master of all the elements. I don't know how you managed to elude the Fire Nation for 100 years, but your little game of hide and seek is over.
    Aang: I've never hidden from you! Untie me, and I'll fight you right now!
    Admaral Zhao: Uh, no. Tell me, how does it feel to be the only Airbender left? Do you miss your people? (Aang bows his head sadly) Oh, don't worry. You won't be killed like they were. (Aang glares at him) See, if you die, you'll just be reborn and the Fire Nation will have to begin its search for the Avatar all over again. So I'll keep you alive, but just barely.
    Aang: (thinking) I wonder if it's fair to tell him that my next future life wouldn't even be able to learn he or she is the Avatar and master the elements by the time the comet comes, so it wouldn't matter anyway. Nah, that would just give them a reason to kill me, so I'll keep my mouth shut on that.

    That's perfect Abridged Series fodder
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    tomtitan

    [2982]Jan 17, 2008
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    i have an idea, let's make our own abridged series episodes, it' like a fanficfic! (remember, they're all speaking in their abridged voices)
    ep 6
    aang: i'm bored, let's goof off!
    sokka: aren't you concerned that you only have a few months to master 3 elements?
    aang: ...o shi-! we'll never make it to the north pole in time! aww if only there was a waterbending teacher on this bison who culd teach me right now.
    katara: hey aang i could teach you
    aang: i only there was someone
    katara: what about-
    aang: quiet katara i'm thinking!
    katara: ME MORON!
    aang: right, i guess we should start training!
    *training montague*
    narrator: one training montague later...
    katara: you must've cheated! there's no way a bald punk like you could outbend me!
    aang: ..sorry
    sokka: i'm hungry, let's go into town, what do you say pedro?
    momo: si si hungry!
    *in town*
    aang: oh look! a plot solving whistle! *buys bison whistle*
    katara: OMG! the latest edition of the naruto manga! yoink! *swipes scroll* run!
    *they all run away from the pirates*
    *later*
    sokka: great we almost get killed because you wanted to read about some ninja!
    katara: oh no! this isn't naruto! this is... a plot relevant item!
    all: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *later*
    iroh: alright alright ya viny putz, we'll get your stinkin emo band CD!
    zuko: yay!
    pirate: that bald kid with an arrow on his head stole our issue 1 of naruto!
    iroh: uuh... zuko?
    zuko: not now uncle! i'm looking for my nightwish CD!
    pirate: if only there were some banished fire nation prince to find the kid for us
    iroh: zuko?
    zuko: NOT NOW UNCLE!
    iroh: ZUKO YA SCHMUCK! LISTEN TO THE PIRATES!
    pirate: stupid bald arrow kid!
    zuko: i know! i'll use these pirates to help me capture the avatar! it's a great plan! and i thought of it all by myself!
    iroh: yeah yer a regular einstein now let's go!
    *later*
    katara: well if it's not my manga i mightaswell learn waterbending from it
    *whole kidnap scene etc etc*
    zuko: if you give me the avatar, i'll give you your necklace!
    katara: why are you speaking so suggestively?
    zuko: because if i do the fans will think we're together and i really really want it and i *goes off into whiny rant*
    katara: ...loser
    aang: don't worry katara, we'll save you!
    sokka: how? we're tied up too!
    aang: i know, i wanted to sound heroic!
    zuko: the avatar! now i will fight him to restore my honour!
    *fight scene, ending with them about to fall off teh waterfall*
    sokka: oh great! of all the deaths we could've had, we have to have this one! curse you cliches!
    katara: we're all going to die!
    aang: not for long! plot resolving bison whistle, activate!
    *appa appears out of nowhere*
    aang: thankyou plot solving whistle!
    sokka: so, what was teh moral of this story again?
    aang: don't steal?
    katara: no, we stole from pirates, doesn't count
    aang: i've got it! plot devices for teh win!
    sokka: amen brother! amen!

    then they do the jet episode but i don't want to do that now.
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    Spacerac

    [2983]Jan 17, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    i have an idea, let's make our own abridged series episodes, it' like a fanficfic! (remember, they're all speaking in their abridged voices)
    ep 6
    aang: i'm bored, let's goof off!
    sokka: aren't you concerned that you only have a few months to master 3 elements?
    aang: ...o shi-! we'll never make it to the north pole in time! aww if only there was a waterbending teacher on this bison who culd teach me right now.
    katara: hey aang i could teach you
    aang: i only there was someone
    katara: what about-
    aang: quiet katara i'm thinking!
    katara: ME MORON!
    aang: right, i guess we should start training!
    *training montague*
    narrator: one training montague later...
    katara: you must've cheated! there's no way a bald punk like you could outbend me!
    aang: ..sorry
    sokka: i'm hungry, let's go into town, what do you say pedro?
    momo: si si hungry!
    *in town*
    aang: oh look! a plot solving whistle! *buys bison whistle*
    katara: OMG! the latest edition of the naruto manga! yoink! *swipes scroll* run!
    *they all run away from the pirates*
    *later*
    sokka: great we almost get killed because you wanted to read about some ninja!
    katara: oh no! this isn't naruto! this is... a plot relevant item!
    all: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *later*
    iroh: alright alright ya viny putz, we'll get your stinkin emo band CD!
    zuko: yay!
    pirate: that bald kid with an arrow on his head stole our issue 1 of naruto!
    iroh: uuh... zuko?
    zuko: not now uncle! i'm looking for my nightwish CD!
    pirate: if only there were some banished fire nation prince to find the kid for us
    iroh: zuko?
    zuko: NOT NOW UNCLE!
    iroh: ZUKO YA SCHMUCK! LISTEN TO THE PIRATES!
    pirate: stupid bald arrow kid!
    zuko: i know! i'll use these pirates to help me capture the avatar! it's a great plan! and i thought of it all by myself!
    iroh: yeah yer a regular einstein now let's go!
    *later*
    katara: well if it's not my manga i mightaswell learn waterbending from it
    *whole kidnap scene etc etc*
    zuko: if you give me the avatar, i'll give you your necklace!
    katara: why are you speaking so suggestively?
    zuko: because if i do the fans will think we're together and i really really want it and i *goes off into whiny rant*
    katara: ...loser
    aang: don't worry katara, we'll save you!
    sokka: how? we're tied up too!
    aang: i know, i wanted to sound heroic!
    zuko: the avatar! now i will fight him to restore my honour!
    *fight scene, ending with them about to fall off teh waterfall*
    sokka: oh great! of all the deaths we could've had, we have to have this one! curse you cliches!
    katara: we're all going to die!
    aang: not for long! plot resolving bison whistle, activate!
    *appa appears out of nowhere*
    aang: thankyou plot solving whistle!
    sokka: so, what was teh moral of this story again?
    aang: don't steal?
    katara: no, we stole from pirates, doesn't count
    aang: i've got it! plot devices for teh win!
    sokka: amen brother! amen!

    then they do the jet episode but i don't want to do that now.
    GanXingba's stealing this script as you speak
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    tomtitan

    [2984]Jan 17, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    i have an idea, let's make our own abridged series episodes, it' like a fanficfic! (remember, they're all speaking in their abridged voices)
    ep 6
    aang: i'm bored, let's goof off!
    sokka: aren't you concerned that you only have a few months to master 3 elements?
    aang: ...o shi-! we'll never make it to the north pole in time! aww if only there was a waterbending teacher on this bison who culd teach me right now.
    katara: hey aang i could teach you
    aang: i only there was someone
    katara: what about-
    aang: quiet katara i'm thinking!
    katara: ME MORON!
    aang: right, i guess we should start training!
    *training montague*
    narrator: one training montague later...
    katara: you must've cheated! there's no way a bald punk like you could outbend me!
    aang: ..sorry
    sokka: i'm hungry, let's go into town, what do you say pedro?
    momo: si si hungry!
    *in town*
    aang: oh look! a plot solving whistle! *buys bison whistle*
    katara: OMG! the latest edition of the naruto manga! yoink! *swipes scroll* run!
    *they all run away from the pirates*
    *later*
    sokka: great we almost get killed because you wanted to read about some ninja!
    katara: oh no! this isn't naruto! this is... a plot relevant item!
    all: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *later*
    iroh: alright alright ya viny putz, we'll get your stinkin emo band CD!
    zuko: yay!
    pirate: that bald kid with an arrow on his head stole our issue 1 of naruto!
    iroh: uuh... zuko?
    zuko: not now uncle! i'm looking for my nightwish CD!
    pirate: if only there were some banished fire nation prince to find the kid for us
    iroh: zuko?
    zuko: NOT NOW UNCLE!
    iroh: ZUKO YA SCHMUCK! LISTEN TO THE PIRATES!
    pirate: stupid bald arrow kid!
    zuko: i know! i'll use these pirates to help me capture the avatar! it's a great plan! and i thought of it all by myself!
    iroh: yeah yer a regular einstein now let's go!
    *later*
    katara: well if it's not my manga i mightaswell learn waterbending from it
    *whole kidnap scene etc etc*
    zuko: if you give me the avatar, i'll give you your necklace!
    katara: why are you speaking so suggestively?
    zuko: because if i do the fans will think we're together and i really really want it and i *goes off into whiny rant*
    katara: ...loser
    aang: don't worry katara, we'll save you!
    sokka: how? we're tied up too!
    aang: i know, i wanted to sound heroic!
    zuko: the avatar! now i will fight him to restore my honour!
    *fight scene, ending with them about to fall off teh waterfall*
    sokka: oh great! of all the deaths we could've had, we have to have this one! curse you cliches!
    katara: we're all going to die!
    aang: not for long! plot resolving bison whistle, activate!
    *appa appears out of nowhere*
    aang: thankyou plot solving whistle!
    sokka: so, what was teh moral of this story again?
    aang: don't steal?
    katara: no, we stole from pirates, doesn't count
    aang: i've got it! plot devices for teh win!
    sokka: amen brother! amen!

    then they do the jet episode but i don't want to do that now.
    GanXingba's stealing this script as you speak

    well if he steals it he'd better improve it, if this is the finished result i'll be very dissapointed!
    seriously though, i'd be flattered.
    but he probably has something similar planned anyway.
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    Spacerac

    [2985]Jan 17, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    GanXingba's stealing this script as you speak

    well if he steals it he'd better improve it, if this is the finished result i'll be very dissapointed!
    seriously though, i'd be flattered.
    but he probably has something similar planned anyway.
    Would you prefer for him to outright bash Zutara just to piss people off or if he bashed both ships gently, like he does with Kataang? I saw a post that said he would lose viewers if he made fun of Zutara.
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    tomtitan

    [2986]Jan 17, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    GanXingba's stealing this script as you speak

    well if he steals it he'd better improve it, if this is the finished result i'll be very dissapointed!
    seriously though, i'd be flattered.
    but he probably has something similar planned anyway.
    Would you prefer for him to outright bash Zutara just to piss people off or if he bashed both ships gently, like he does with Kataang? I saw a post that said he would lose viewers if he made fun of Zutara.

    if people stop watching him because he makes fun of their ship, that's just sad, he bashes kataang, he hasn't had a chance to bash zutara yet, and i'm sure he will because there's too many comedic opportunities in that scene to be left out, if he doesn't make any references to the fact that people think this scene is 'evidence' for zutara he's missed out, which is a shame for him.
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    Spacerac

    [2987]Jan 17, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    GanXingba's stealing this script as you speak

    well if he steals it he'd better improve it, if this is the finished result i'll be very dissapointed!
    seriously though, i'd be flattered.
    but he probably has something similar planned anyway.
    Would you prefer for him to outright bash Zutara just to piss people off or if he bashed both ships gently, like he does with Kataang? I saw a post that said he would lose viewers if he made fun of Zutara.

    if people stop watching him because he makes fun of their ship, that's just sad, he bashes kataang, he hasn't had a chance to bash zutara yet, and i'm sure he will because there's too many comedic opportunities in that scene to be left out, if he doesn't make any references to the fact that people think this scene is 'evidence' for zutara he's missed out, which is a shame for him.
    good point and I bet that's coming too. Though I think he may skip that episode and go straight to Jet.
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    tomtitan

    [2988]Jan 17, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    GanXingba's stealing this script as you speak

    well if he steals it he'd better improve it, if this is the finished result i'll be very dissapointed!
    seriously though, i'd be flattered.
    but he probably has something similar planned anyway.
    Would you prefer for him to outright bash Zutara just to piss people off or if he bashed both ships gently, like he does with Kataang? I saw a post that said he would lose viewers if he made fun of Zutara.

    if people stop watching him because he makes fun of their ship, that's just sad, he bashes kataang, he hasn't had a chance to bash zutara yet, and i'm sure he will because there's too many comedic opportunities in that scene to be left out, if he doesn't make any references to the fact that people think this scene is 'evidence' for zutara he's missed out, which is a shame for him.
    good point and I bet that's coming too. Though I think he may skip that episode and go straight to Jet.

    he hasn't skipped an episode yet, he won't start now. (king of omashu doesn't count, he was always going to add it)
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    SalFishFin

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    *gloats about winning the "Last" war*
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    the1stavatar

    [2990]Jan 17, 2008
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    "Who made these ships?" *in studio* Aang: So...who really made these ships. Sokka: I dunno. Katara: Who knows. Hey toph, where are you? Toph: How the heck do you work this thing? *toph is infront of a computer* *toph starts hiting random buttons* Katara: TOPH! Toph: All right, all right. God. *hits a random button and leaves* *later, in a forum* Forum Member A: What....what's this? algkjlajgl typed a new message. {Note: That's Toph, but she doesn't know it} *post says: Zutaang* Forum Member A: That's it. THAT'S IT! PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! LET THERE BE ZUTAANG! I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT, AND I'VE SEEN PROOF, PROOF! *studio* Aang: So we'll never know huh? Sokka: Nope. Haru: Hey! algkjlajgl posted that my sexymustash isn't sexy! VENGENGES! Mustash: I am too sexy! *sings* I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair, Watch, this will really, really hurt! *rips self off haru* Haru:AHHH! *gaang facepalms* Aang: Why the heck are we letting a mustash be the main character of this? Sokka: We need a new main character. Aang: Let's let the readers decide! Sokka: Ok! A) Iroh's Buff Body B) Zuko's Fangirl Loved Hair C) Aang's Arrow
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    MarioMario54321

    [2991]Jan 17, 2008
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    the1stavatar wrote:
    "Who made these ships?" *in studio* Aang: So...who really made these ships. Sokka: I dunno. Katara: Who knows. Hey toph, where are you? Toph: How the heck do you work this thing? *toph is infront of a computer* *toph starts hiting random buttons* Katara: TOPH! Toph: All right, all right. God. *hits a random button and leaves* *later, in a forum* Forum Member A: What....what's this? algkjlajgl typed a new message. {Note: That's Toph, but she doesn't know it} *post says: Zutaang* Forum Member A: That's it. THAT'S IT! PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! LET THERE BE ZUTAANG! I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT, AND I'VE SEEN PROOF, PROOF! *studio* Aang: So we'll never know huh? Sokka: Nope. Haru: Hey! algkjlajgl posted that my sexymustash isn't sexy! VENGENGES! Mustash: I am too sexy! *sings* I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair, Watch, this will really, really hurt! *rips self off haru* Haru:AHHH! *gaang facepalms* Aang: Why the heck are we letting a mustash be the main character of this? Sokka: We need a new main character. Aang: Let's let the readers decide! Sokka: Ok! A) Iroh's Buff Body B) Zuko's Fangirl Loved Hair C) Aang's Arrow


    It's all clumped together!
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    the1stavatar

    [2992]Jan 17, 2008
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    MarioMario54321 wrote:
    the1stavatar wrote:
    "Who made these ships?" *in studio* Aang: So...who really made these ships. Sokka: I dunno. Katara: Who knows. Hey toph, where are you? Toph: How the heck do you work this thing? *toph is infront of a computer* *toph starts hiting random buttons* Katara: TOPH! Toph: All right, all right. God. *hits a random button and leaves* *later, in a forum* Forum Member A: What....what's this? algkjlajgl typed a new message. {Note: That's Toph, but she doesn't know it} *post says: Zutaang* Forum Member A: That's it. THAT'S IT! PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! LET THERE BE ZUTAANG! I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT, AND I'VE SEEN PROOF, PROOF! *studio* Aang: So we'll never know huh? Sokka: Nope. Haru: Hey! algkjlajgl posted that my sexymustash isn't sexy! VENGENGES! Mustash: I am too sexy! *sings* I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair, Watch, this will really, really hurt! *rips self off haru* Haru:AHHH! *gaang facepalms* Aang: Why the heck are we letting a mustash be the main character of this? Sokka: We need a new main character. Aang: Let's let the readers decide! Sokka: Ok! A) Iroh's Buff Body B) Zuko's Fangirl Loved Hair C) Aang's Arrow


    It's all clumped together!


    I know, the TV.com editing thing did that...
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    Falcondude123

    [2993]Jan 17, 2008
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    Aang: Oh, look! It's...who is that person again?
    Taang: I'm Ms. Taang! The beautiful yet underrated fictional representative of a beautiful yet underrated fictional ship between two beautiful yet underrated avatar characters!
    Toph: Hmmm...'taang'...Daang! so it's me and Aang, huh? I wanted sokka...
    Aang: What? What's wrong with ME??
    Toph: *sighs* you're too short and bald for me, kid. Try your luck with Katara.
    Aang: I already did. For three seasons. *sigh*
    Taang: That's why I'M here! you two have become what we in the shipping business call 'leftovers'! You're all that remains from the aftermath of the shipping wars! But since all is fair in love and war, it's only fair that you two have someone to fall in love with! Unfortunately, it will have to be with eachother, since no one else is left.
    Toph: But, we aren't even in love!
    Taang: No worries, my sweet! Just drink thisss magic potion and you WILL be!
    Aang: Wait, this potions half gone already!
    Taang: Mmm-hmm. We had to give some to Teo and Smellerbee!
    Aang: Well, what the heck? *drinks* ...whoa! Toph! I never realized you were sooo beautiful!! *drools*
    Toph: 0_0... ...GIVE ME THAT POTION!! *smashes it into the ground*
    Taang: Oh, dear! You broke my bottle!
    Toph: I don't care! I'm not gonna let chemicals dictate my emotions! It's ridiculous!!
    Aang: Wow! You are soo attractive when you're angry!
    Toph: Get away from me!! *runs away, Aang chases*
    Taang: *unzips costume to reveal Haru* Aww, yesss, another happy couple thanks to the sexyfine miracles of Haruuu!!!...Now to have some fun with Earth-King and his sexyfine bear! PurrRRRRrrrr!!
    Edited on 01/17/2008 8:17pm
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    MarioMario54321

    [2994]Jan 18, 2008
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Aang: Oh, look! It's...who is that person again?
    Taang: I'm Ms. Taang! The beautiful yet underrated fictional representative of a beautiful yet underrated fictional ship between two beautiful yet underrated avatar characters!
    Toph: Hmmm...'taang'...Daang! so it's me and Aang, huh? I wanted sokka...
    Aang: What? What's wrong with ME??
    Toph: *sighs* you're too short and bald for me, kid. Try your luck with Katara.
    Aang: I already did. For three seasons. *sigh*
    Taang: That's why I'M here! you two have become what we in the shipping business call 'leftovers'! You're all that remains from the aftermath of the shipping wars! But since all is fair in love and war, it's only fair that you two have someone to fall in love with! Unfortunately, it will have to be with eachother, since no one else is left.
    Toph: But, we aren't even in love!
    Taang: No worries, my sweet! Just drink thisss magic potion and you WILL be!
    Aang: Wait, this potions half gone already!
    Taang: Mmm-hmm. We had to give some to Teo and Smellerbee!
    Aang: Well, what the heck? *drinks* ...whoa! Toph! I never realized you were sooo beautiful!! *drools*
    Toph: 0_0... ...GIVE ME THAT POTION!! *smashes it into the ground*
    Taang: Oh, dear! You broke my bottle!
    Toph: I don't care! I'm not gonna let chemicals dictate my emotions! It's ridiculous!!
    Aang: Wow! You are soo attractive when you're angry!
    Toph: Get away from me!! *runs away, Aang chases*
    Taang: *unzips costume to reveal Haru* Aww, yesss, another happy couple thanks to the sexyfine miracles of Haruuu!!!...Now to have some fun with Earth-King and his sexyfine bear! PurrRRRRrrrr!!


    Umm...Aang and Toph are the same age. But Aang is technically 100 years older.

    I don't care if Katara is 2 years older than Aang.

    KATAANG 4EVER!
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    tomtitan

    [2995]Jan 18, 2008
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    SalFishFin wrote:
    *gloats about winning the "Last" war*

    it's annoying because the last post said 'i'm going to stop trying'!
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    Spacerac

    [2996]Jan 18, 2008
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Aang: Oh, look! It's...who is that person again?
    Taang: I'm Ms. Taang! The beautiful yet underrated fictional representative of a beautiful yet underrated fictional ship between two beautiful yet underrated avatar characters!
    Toph: Hmmm...'taang'...Daang! so it's me and Aang, huh? I wanted sokka...
    Aang: What? What's wrong with ME??
    Toph: *sighs* you're too short and bald for me, kid. Try your luck with Katara.
    Aang: I already did. For three seasons. *sigh*
    Taang: That's why I'M here! you two have become what we in the shipping business call 'leftovers'! You're all that remains from the aftermath of the shipping wars! But since all is fair in love and war, it's only fair that you two have someone to fall in love with! Unfortunately, it will have to be with eachother, since no one else is left.
    Toph: But, we aren't even in love!
    Taang: No worries, my sweet! Just drink thisss magic potion and you WILL be!
    Aang: Wait, this potions half gone already!
    Taang: Mmm-hmm. We had to give some to Teo and Smellerbee!
    Aang: Well, what the heck? *drinks* ...whoa! Toph! I never realized you were sooo beautiful!! *drools*
    Toph: 0_0... ...GIVE ME THAT POTION!! *smashes it into the ground*
    Taang: Oh, dear! You broke my bottle!
    Toph: I don't care! I'm not gonna let chemicals dictate my emotions! It's ridiculous!!
    Aang: Wow! You are soo attractive when you're angry!
    Toph: Get away from me!! *runs away, Aang chases*
    Taang: *unzips costume to reveal Haru* Aww, yesss, another happy couple thanks to the sexyfine miracles of Haruuu!!!...Now to have some fun with Earth-King and his sexyfine bear! PurrRRRRrrrr!!
    Funny because it's true. Basically forcing love between two characters that aren't meant to be.
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    Spacerac

    [2997]Jan 18, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    SalFishFin wrote:
    *gloats about winning the "Last" war*

    it's annoying because the last post said 'i'm going to stop trying'!
    yeah that was a messed up own.
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    tomtitan

    [2998]Jan 18, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    i have an idea, let's make our own abridged series episodes, it' like a fanficfic! (remember, they're all speaking in their abridged voices)
    ep 6
    aang: i'm bored, let's goof off!
    sokka: aren't you concerned that you only have a few months to master 3 elements?
    aang: ...o shi-! we'll never make it to the north pole in time! aww if only there was a waterbending teacher on this bison who culd teach me right now.
    katara: hey aang i could teach you
    aang: i only there was someone
    katara: what about-
    aang: quiet katara i'm thinking!
    katara: ME MORON!
    aang: right, i guess we should start training!
    *training montague*
    narrator: one training montague later...
    katara: you must've cheated! there's no way a bald punk like you could outbend me!
    aang: ..sorry
    sokka: i'm hungry, let's go into town, what do you say pedro?
    momo: si si hungry!
    *in town*
    aang: oh look! a plot solving whistle! *buys bison whistle*
    katara: OMG! the latest edition of the naruto manga! yoink! *swipes scroll* run!
    *they all run away from the pirates*
    *later*
    sokka: great we almost get killed because you wanted to read about some ninja!
    katara: oh no! this isn't naruto! this is... a plot relevant item!
    all: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *later*
    iroh: alright alright ya viny putz, we'll get your stinkin emo band CD!
    zuko: yay!
    pirate: that bald kid with an arrow on his head stole our issue 1 of naruto!
    iroh: uuh... zuko?
    zuko: not now uncle! i'm looking for my nightwish CD!
    pirate: if only there were some banished fire nation prince to find the kid for us
    iroh: zuko?
    zuko: NOT NOW UNCLE!
    iroh: ZUKO YA SCHMUCK! LISTEN TO THE PIRATES!
    pirate: stupid bald arrow kid!
    zuko: i know! i'll use these pirates to help me capture the avatar! it's a great plan! and i thought of it all by myself!
    iroh: yeah yer a regular einstein now let's go!
    *later*
    katara: well if it's not my manga i mightaswell learn waterbending from it
    *whole kidnap scene etc etc*
    zuko: if you give me the avatar, i'll give you your necklace!
    katara: why are you speaking so suggestively?
    zuko: because if i do the fans will think we're together and i really really want it and i *goes off into whiny rant*
    katara: ...loser
    aang: don't worry katara, we'll save you!
    sokka: how? we're tied up too!
    aang: i know, i wanted to sound heroic!
    zuko: the avatar! now i will fight him to restore my honour!
    *fight scene, ending with them about to fall off teh waterfall*
    sokka: oh great! of all the deaths we could've had, we have to have this one! curse you cliches!
    katara: we're all going to die!
    aang: not for long! plot resolving bison whistle, activate!
    *appa appears out of nowhere*
    aang: thankyou plot solving whistle!
    sokka: so, what was teh moral of this story again?
    aang: don't steal?
    katara: no, we stole from pirates, doesn't count
    aang: i've got it! plot devices for teh win!
    sokka: amen brother! amen!

    then they do the jet episode but i don't want to do that now.

    ...now i want to do the jet episode. (remember, abridged voices)

    aang: i don't get it, why are we walking? why don't we just fly on appa?
    sokka: can you say...plot device?
    aang: oh, right.
    sokka: well at least we're not being attacked by random fire nation guys *as he says this they stumble into a FN camp* o shi-!
    katara: sokka, don't talk, every time you speak, something bad happens!
    fire nation dude: let's ge-*interrupted by jet ROFLPWNING him*
    jet: (he has a russian accent) greetings comrades! i am comrade jet, enemy of the fire nation.
    *super special awesome fight scene*
    katara: hey strong guy, wait up!
    jet: well hello there comrade, would you like to see my treehouse?
    katara: sure!
    aang: hey! what does he have that i don't?
    sokka: hair, swords, a treehouse, a cool russian accent a
    aang: ok you can stop!
    *in teh treehouse*
    jet: comrades! we have struck another blow against the capita-fire nation swine! if we comrades stick together, the fire nation will be defeated! to commu-the earth kingdom!
    all: yay!
    sokka: this guy's trouble!
    katara: what are you talking about?
    sokka: you can clearly see he's a communist, you saw those hookswords, they're just like the sickle in the soviet flag!
    katara: what? that's crazy!
    jet: greetings comrades, please! eat! everyone must have an equal share!
    katara: so? this proves nothing!
    jet: comrade sokka, i need you to help me on a reconnaisance mission, with your help, we can defeat the capi-fire nation!
    sokka: a mission? count me in!
    jet: comrade smellerbee, tie him up, he knows too much!
    smellerbee: yes comrade jet sir!
    jet: hey, comrade katara, comrade aang, i need your help, we're going to flood a-i mean.. put out some forest fires, want to help?
    aang: you bet! now i can be just like smokey the bear!
    katara: whatever you say 'comrade'.
    jet: excellent, comrades, meet me in an hour!
    *later*
    sokka: hey, what gives? i'm tied up!
    smellerbee: no sh*t sherlock!
    sokka: *after untying self* you all fail!
    jet: comrades, bend the water into the river.
    katara: ok!
    aang: katara aren't you curious of his motives?
    katara: shh aang, don't mess up my chances with this guy! he has an accent!
    aang: (in head) note to self, develop cool accent
    *later*
    katara: we're done! let's go see jet!
    *they go to the cliff overlooking the dam*
    katara: where's jet?
    jet: how did you find out i was a communist?
    aang: we did't know, until now!
    jet:..........dammit! how did you find out i was going to blow up the dam?
    katara: we didn't know, until now!
    jet:..........dammit!
    aang: why do you want to blow up the dam and destroy the town?
    jet: the people in the town are capitalists! they are spying on my secret soviet nuclear plans!
    aang: what secret soviet nuclear plans?
    jet: the top secre-DAMMIT!
    aang: one more thing, get your hands of my woman!
    *auper cool treetop fight*
    jet: comrade katara loves me!
    aang: no! can't you see we're meant to be together!
    jet: you are clearly inferior to me!
    aang: get the *beep* of muh trees! *airbends him off tree branch* *katara freezes him*
    jet: curses, foiled again!
    katara: you're going to stand trial for crimes against the earth kingdom!
    jet: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it were'nt for you- wait! i have an idea! comrade longshot! fire! *longshot shoots at dam, it blows up*
    sokka: super sokka! saves the day!
    jet: oh no! now we're going to have to listen to you explain how you went to the town and warned everybody about the impending flood!
    sokka:...well now we don't!
    *later on appa*
    sokka: (in childish voice) i was right! i was right!
    aang: just shut up and steer us the right way!
    sokka: dammit!
    jet: i will have my vengence! i swear by mother russia i shall!
    longshot (off screen): jet, i'm stuck!
    jet:.....dammit!
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    SalFishFin

    [2999]Jan 18, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    SalFishFin wrote:
    *gloats about winning the "Last" war*
    it's annoying because the last post said 'i'm going to stop trying'!
    yeah that was a messed up own.

    Reverse Psychology FTW!

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    tomtitan

    [3000]Jan 18, 2008
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    post 3000!
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