Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| DanSandwichBoy wrote: |
| "Firebending Masters" Zuko: It's designed to open when the sun hits it at the exact angle, on the solstice. Aang: Monkey feathers! (yittish accent) Again with the solstice already! Zuko: You've been hanging out with my uncle again, haven't you? |
[ Dedication to you trifiling soccer moms that be bashing the shows (not all soccer moms just these kind) ]
Zuko, Azula, and Toph: * get off the internet after seeing the petition *
Zuko: Do you Believe this!?
Toph: No, no I can't!!
Azula: You call my lightning violent, then that must mean that CSI, Heroes, and all those other shows are just pure kid-friendly
Aang and the rest of the gang: What's all the hubbub.
(after they tell the rest of the people what happened)
Katara: No way!!!!
Aang: They better be glad that at least we didn't refer to cursing! Discrimination my butt. Too many shows with no asians is what I say
Sokka: Hmm. Hold up guys, I got an idea. * talks to the director *
2 weeks after the premier of the NEW and IMPROVED (deproved) Avatar
News reporter: It seems one of our favorite shows and only favorite shows on Nick is currently rating #1 on our BS list. Viewers say it has deprived of action, storyline, and lessons and has referred to corny comedy episodes,the entire cast changed towhite,and a take on what could be like the Spongebob. To discuss with us is Sokka. Sokka what happened.
Sokka: Well actually, one day we saw this petition to ban Avatar for too much violence and discrimation against no asians in the show. Then I had this idea to see what would happen if we took all this to heart and changed the key essences that made Avatar.... Avatar and made it really corny.
News Reporter: Well viewer numbers have shown that there has been a HUGE decrease of 1,000,000 fans to only 9. Who could these nine be.
Sokka: Hmm... interesting.
News reporter: Oh and one more thing who made this petition.
Sokka: Oh I guess a bunch of soccer moms from Californiadid it but that's just mebecause they've been used to all the drama in Hollywood that this is JUST HORRIBLE (sarcasm)
News Reporter: Thank you and to all of you goood night.
The Next Day.
News Reporter: I've got some GREAT news. In california today. There has been a major hostage held for these 9 people. Fortunately it was compromised if they got rid of the petition online and stopped bashing Avatar.
Sokka: I'm a genius
Aang: Thanks man!!!!
| crazy17 wrote: |
| ^LOL The Firebending Masters: Aang: Zuko, I think the past is trying to kill me! Zuko: Looks like this place is booby trapped. *backs up and takes a running jump across the pointy things, but doesn't get too far* OWWW! OH MY GOD! I STABBED MY D***! AW, F***! Aang: *winces* Nice lungs... *Take 2- same scene* Zuko: *jumps over trap and tackles Aang to the ground* AAH! Aang: OOF! Dammit, Zuko! Zuko: Sorry! You have beautiful eyes. Aang: Oh, fr the love of God! *pushes Zuko off* *same episode* Aang: Zuko, do something! Zuko: Okay. *s5tarts sobbing* WHY, SPIRITS, WHY?! *sobs harder* Aang:...O...kay, then. Zuko: I WANT MY MOMMY! Aang: Ok, seriously, stop crying. It's gonna be okay. Zuko: We're gonna dieeee! Aang: No, we're not. We're gonna be okay. Zuko: *stops crying* Well, you told me to do something. Aang: I did not mean act like a baby! Zuko: Whatever! You look like a baby, so why don't YOU act like one? Aang: Exzcuse me? Zuko: That bald head of yours, those big eyes...no wonder Katara is so d**n overprotective of you! Aang: Jealous much, emo boy? Zuko: I have a girlfriend. And she's way hotter than Katara! Aang: Oh really? Where'd you get your girlfriend? A brothel? Zuko: *makes a shocked and appalled face* Do you even know what a brothel is? Aang: Yes! It's a whorehouse! Zuko: Oh yeah, you would know. Considering Katara came from one! Aang: GAH! as soon as I get out of this thing...oh-ho-ho! You are in for it! Zuko: Not if I get out of here first! Airboy! Aang: Scarface! Zuko: Baby! Aang: Emo! Zuko: P***y! Aang: Daddy's Boy! Zuko: Half-pint! Aang: Chunky! Zuko: Loser! Aang: F*g! Zuko: *running out of ideas* Not...good-looking bison owner! Aang: *also running out of ideas* Retarded...firebending prince! Zuko: *completely out of ideas* *sigh* I hate you. Aang: I hate you more! Zuko: I never liked you! Aang: I a thousand times never liked you! Zuko: Airbender! Aang: Firebender! Zuko: *opens his mouth as a bird flies overhead and poops into Zuko's mouth* IO_O HOLY F***ING S***! *coughs* Oh, god. Aang: *snickers* Zuko: Not. A. Word. |
| tomtitan wrote: | ||
nice. btw... yittish? |
| DanSandwichBoy wrote: | ||||
Avatar Abridged Series reference. |
| tomtitan wrote: | ||||||
i get the reference, but yittish? |
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He meant "Yiddish." Iroh's accent is considered Yiddish.
| SalFishFin wrote: | ||||||||
He meant "Yiddish." Iroh's accent is considered Yiddish. |
| tomtitan wrote: | ||||||||||
thankyou. oy vey ayzeh megilah! |
inspired by Mojo Zhaozhao by *Booter-Freak on deviantART
Zhao: Today, The Fire Nation will win the War against the water Tribe, because the fire Nation will be victorious, because the Fire Nation has the victory. I will kill the fish. Because This fish is the moon Spirit, who gives The water Tribe power, but I will take away the power and our nation will... Have... VICTORY!!!
| SalFishFin wrote: |
inspired by Mojo Zhaozhao by *Booter-Freak on deviantART Zhao: Today, The Fire Nation will win the War against the water Tribe, because the fire Nation will be victorious, because the Fire Nation has the victory. I will kill the fish. Because This fish is the moon Spirit, who gives The water Tribe power, but I will take away the power and our nation will... Have... VICTORY!!! |
| the1stavatar wrote: |
| K, This one is based off the Avatar in the city one. Only, I'm trying to make it more like seinfeld. "Aangfeld" {Aang's Appartment} Aang: What do you mean your charging me extra rent? Landlord: I am? Aang: That's ridiculous! I'm the only one who lives here. Landlord: Wrong. Aang: No one else lives here! Landlord: You got a giant bison and a lemur in here. I call that 2 extra people. Aang: What??? What is this the fire nation? Landlord: If this was the fire nation, you'd be dead by now, cause your "pets" have been dropping "chocolate" out the window lately. Your rent is going up. Good day. *landlord leaves* Aang: I told you not to do that anymore! God! *appa makes a roar that sounds like "sorry"* {The Jasmine Dragon} Aang: So the guy is now charging me $150 a week for rent! Katara: No way. Aang: Who does he think I am? Some famous celeberty or something? Toph: Well, you are the avatar.... Aang: Other than that. Toph: You also got that whole kata.... *aang glaring like shut up* Toph: Never mind. Zuko: Do you want me to loan you money? Aang: Oh yeah, that would be so awsome! Thanks alot... Zuko: Whoops, too bad, I don't have any. Stinks for you. Aang: I hate it when you do that. Iroh (at the counter): He's lying. He just used $200 to buy Mai some stuff. Zuko: Uncle! You promised to let me get away with one prank! I'm so close to beating sokka in his prank record. Iroh: Do you want annoying advice instead? Everyone in the diner: NO! Iroh: Geez, o.k. God. Aang: Money. *zuko mumbles as he gets out his wallet* Katara: Where is Sokka anyway? He never returned my calls. Toph: He's on a date with sukki, in the park, 5 miles from here, going to stay there until 5:00, then go to an early dinner. Katara: How do you know so much about his schedual? Toph: What? Do you think I'm spying on him or something? Everyone in Diner: YES! Haru (on the other side of the diner): Maybe. Zuko: Why are you spying on him toph? Toph: What? You think I have a crush on... Everyone in Diner: Yes. Haru: Even my sexy mustash knows. Mustash: It's true. Toph: God. *leaves* Zuko: Well, I'm off to go on a date with mai. Customer who is actually a zutarian: NO! ZUTARA MUST LIVE! *takes picture of zuko as he is walking past katara* Customer: WOOT! PROOF! *runs out* Zuko: UNCLE! I thought you... Iroh: I'm doing it now. *puts up a NO Shippers allowed sign* *most of the customers leave, including haru* Katara: Why are you leaving? Haru: I'm shipping Harusexymustash. Aang: That's a poor ship name. Haru: That's because my sexy mustash wrote it. Mustash: It's true. *haru leaves* *aang shakes his head* Part 2 later... |
ROFLMFAO!!!
i luv the mustach part.
FROM BOOK 3, CHAPTER 13
Zuko: It's called the Dragon Dance.
Sokka: Dragon Dance?
Zuko: I thought you were supposed to laugh.
Sokka: No but--
ZUKO: Shut up!!!
Aang: I'm tired. We've been doing this for firckin 48 minutes. Where's the director.
MEANWHILE
Director: Oh, Azula, you are so amazing.
Azula: I know, I know.
Direcor: What is it?
Azula: It's just that I'm not in the last 2 episodes.
Director: Maybe I can replace Katara...
(kataangers listening on the converstation) NO WAY!
Director: Well, I'm sorry n... *remembers about the dragon dance scene*
BACK AT THE WAT
Aang: Zuko where do you get this energy from?
Zuko: I drink milk.
Katara: What?
Zuko: Yes. I drink milk.
Aang: Zuko, PLEASE STOP DANCING AND TALK TO US!
Zuko: No.
Toph: You're making me dizzy.
Zuko stops.
Toph: HA!
Zuko: Oh, come on. U fooled me. Darn it.
*Turns to Appa*
*Turns to Aang*
Zuko: AANG! Come and dance with me.
Aang: No way.
Katara: Zaang seems weird.
*some zutarian*: Katara, this is your chance to hit on Zuko.
DIRECTOR SHOWS UP
*Zuko accidently burns the director..
Director: That's it! In 15, you DIE.
*zutarian* awwwwwwwww!
| libraman_92 wrote: | ||
ROFLMFAO!!! i luv the mustach part. FROM BOOK 3, CHAPTER 13 Zuko: It's called the Dragon Dance. Sokka: Dragon Dance? Zuko: I thought you were supposed to laugh. Sokka: No but-- ZUKO: Shut up!!! Aang: I'm tired. We've been doing this for firckin 48 minutes. Where's the director. MEANWHILE Director: Oh, Azula, you are so amazing. Azula: I know, I know. Azula: It's just that I'm not in the last 2 episodes. Director: Maybe I can replace Katara... (kataangers listening on the converstation) NO WAY! Director: Well, I'm sorry n... *remembers about the dragon dance scene* BACK AT THE WAT Aang: Zuko where do you get this energy from? Zuko: I drink milk. Katara: What? Zuko: Yes. I drink milk. Aang: Zuko, PLEASE STOP DANCING AND TALK TO US! Zuko: No. Toph: You're making me dizzy. Zuko stops. Toph: HA! Zuko: Oh, come on. U fooled me. Darn it. *Turns to Appa* *Turns to Aang* Zuko: AANG! Come and dance with me. Aang: No way. Katara: Zaang seems weird. *some zutarian*: Katara, this is your chance to hit on Zuko. DIRECTOR SHOWS UP *Zuko accidently burns the director.. Director: That's it! In 15, you DIE. *zutarian* awwwwwwwww! |
